Circumcision

killer> ladies question for u?
katz> killer can all females answer or just the ladies?
killer> all females
killer> do u prefer curcumsized or not ?
Pagan> I hear that circumcision thing is popular these days
Pagan> I'll take two please
Ariadne> bwahaahahaha

Midgets

* Bob1971 is looking for the perfect woman,she must be a deaf mute,4ft tall with a flat head!
randomchick> lmao bob
Vixen> Damn!!! that counts me out the Bob1971.... I am 2 feet too tall
Bob1971> Sorry for joo
randomchick> me is 5 feet vixen
Vixen> *pouts a lil*
serialkissingchick> I'm 2 short, im 3ft
Pagan> shhh
Pagan> u gonna make bob jealous
Pagan> he got a thing for midgets
Pagan> well kinda
Bob1971> Ja
serialkissingchick> Hahaha
Bob1971> Lol
Vixen> lmao
Pagan> actually he just cant score with normal sized people
Pagan> poor lil bob

Decoders

Dark_Angel> npoe
Dark_Angel> *nope
Dark_Angel> lol no
Bob1971> Npoe?is that code?
Pagan> think so
Dark_Angel> lol Bob1971 my typing sucks today
Bob1971> Must be hey
* Dark_Angel slpas Bob1971 and Pagan
Bob1971> Damnit
Dark_Angel> be nice dammit
Pagan> more code
Pagan> demmit
* Pagan hands Bob1971 a decoder ring
Bob1971> Yup
Pagan> slpas = tagteam
Pagan> niiice
Pagan> ^5
Bob1971> We popular hey
Pagan> seems it
Bob1971> ^5
Dark_Angel> fokit
Dark_Angel> *slaps
Dark_Angel> eish no man
Bob1971> Ha ha ha
Dark_Angel> piss off u 2
Dark_Angel> be nicce
Dark_Angel> ffs
Pagan> more code
Dark_Angel> nice
Pagan> *decodes franticly
Dark_Angel> aaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggggggg
Pagan> oO
Pagan> kinky!
Pagan> like
Pagan> omg
Pagan> nice :D
* Bob1971 is always naaice
Dark_Angel> I need a new keyboard :( this one makes too many spelling mistakes
Pagan> type two handed
Pagan> usually helps
Dark_Angel> ag fok off
Bob1971> Ja
* Dark_Angel goes back to her corner
* Dark_Angel cries
* Pagan saves that for his blog
Pagan> :D
Bob1971> Lol

Untouchables

StarrGazer> I know some areas where we can put our "untouchables"
* CrazyLittleFukka waits for StarrGazer's areas......maybe I can relocate my maid
Pagan> there already is one
Pagan> we call it "australia"
StarrGazer> lol
Pagan> and if your criminals can swim....."new zealand"

Trouts

* Angelic slaps db around a bit with a large trout
* Pagan puts his trout back in his pants
Pagan> I dont mind when u call it that
Pagan> its kinda sexy

Chastity belts

Dark_Angel> Wombat: I want a proper chastity belt
Wombat> darling sexshop!!!!
Dark_Angel> nee fok then she will think im kinky and probably get turned on or some shit
Pagan> or just a mouse trap in your panties
Pagan> be careful which way around u put it in though
Pagan> could be nasty
Wombat> lmao
Dark_Angel> id probably put it in the wrong way round and it slams shut on something else :(
Pagan> well thats why I say mouse trap
Pagan> rat trat gots the spikes
Pagan> THAT would hurt
Jhb44M> lol Pagan..just make sure the mouse trap points outwards, else things can get a little kinky...
Pagan> thats what I said
Pagan> pay attention
Pagan> tsk
Dark_Angel> who?
Dark_Angel> ag nee fok im lost now