BrutalFruitM> Pagan is it gone colder there?

BrutalFruitM> Pagan is it gone colder there?
Pagan> not really
Pagan> just wetter
BrutalFruitM> u like wet dont u Pagan
BrutalFruitM> lol
Pagan> nope
Pagan> although not actually, doesnt bother me
Pagan> lol i was even fishing in the rain this weekend
Pagan> and on the beach in the kinda rain
BrutalFruitM> so u had muddy beach sand in your ass Prude_F
BrutalFruitM> oops Pagan
BrutalFruitM> ffs
* BrutalFruitM moers his damn kboard
SLicK> LOL
Pagan> so u had muddy beach sand in your ass Prude_F <-lol token_black_guy> *ey
SLicK> Prude_F had a muddy ass ?
Pagan> wasnt me
Pagan> *kof
SLicK> that just sounds SOOOO wrong
SLicK> hahahahahahaha
bananagirl> lol
BrutalFruitM> lol
Prude_F> what i do now?
SLicK> MUDDY ASS!
bananagirl> sis
bananagirl> ;/
BrutalFruitM> it was a mistake
BrutalFruitM> tsk
Pagan> u thought sex on the beach was bad
Pagan> now we know what happens to chicks
bananagirl> ..
SLicK> rofl!
SLicK> yes!
BrutalFruitM> hahahahaha
Pagan> we dread the carpet burn
Pagan> they dread the mud
bananagirl> *gags*
Pagan> who would have knew
* token_black_guy lays in the foetal position in a corner
BrutalFruitM> like sandpaper in teh crack
Pagan> later
Pagan> when it dries
Pagan> hmmm
bananagirl> lmfao!
SLicK> haha Pagan
Pagan> be bad if cum makes it dry like cement
Pagan> wonder what i could eat to make it do that
Schwinn> Charmin
bananagirl> sis!!!!
SLicK> lol
* Schwinn gag's a lil
BrutalFruitM> Pagan thats when a dude knows he cant hav the chick on top
BrutalFruitM> or else he gonna get some polyfiller up his ass
Pagan> lol
Pagan> could be worse
Pagan> could be eskimo's
Pagan> did u know they dont have much oral sex?
Pagan> cumsicle death rate there is high
BrutalFruitM> lmao
SLicK> eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
Pagan> and u dont wanna lick it
SLicK> it's like frozen chicken
Pagan> imagine how bad that must be
* token_black_guy shakes head
BrutalFruitM> hahaha no muffing an eskimo chick
Pagan> stuck with your tongue frozen to a pussy
SLicK> :/
bananagirl> ;/
BrutalFruitM> your tongue will get stuck
bananagirl> oi oi
Pagan> in an igloo that smells like fish
Pagan> thats gotta suck
bananagirl> stoppit

Chocolate

Spartacus> what's wrong with chocolate now?
Pagan> i dont like chocolate
Pagan> its yukky
Spartacus> got the same chemicals as sex
Pagan> only for a girl
token_black_guy> Dude!
Pagan> i've never had a bar one that made me cum in my pants
Pagan> hope u havent
token_black_guy> You're missing out.
* Pagan backs away
Pagan> *from token more than anyone else

Rule 34

* strangefruit listens to Talk Talk and takes her mind back to a particular strip tease
GriM-ReapeR> Gawd,u horny ppl
token_black_guy> Talk Talk?
strangefruit> yes, Talk Talk - I know - odd choice of music - it was performed on a whim
token_black_guy> <--- stripped to NIN's Animal, once Pagan> *blink
Pagan> black guy stripping to NIN
Pagan> rule 34 in action
* Pagan mind blown
token_black_guy> Haha...
token_black_guy> Shush.