Funnier Than a 25yo virgin

Funnier Than a 25yo virgin
that still lives with his mother

WARNING WARNING WARNING

Lots of rudeness, crudeness, and not nice words below

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Witty

[21:13] * Knotty slaps VoX with a GPRS
[21:13] (VoX) nice..
[21:13] (VoX) garmin?
[21:13] (Knotty) no
[21:13] (Knotty) just slowly
[21:13] (Knotty) gpRs
[21:14] (Knotty) not gps
[21:14] * Knotty does it again
[21:14] (Knotty) u slow
[21:14] (Knotty) i can
[21:14] (VoX) oh
[21:25] (Knotty) dude
[21:26] (Knotty) this is the slowest comeback i've ever heard
[21:26] (Knotty) is this going to take long?
[21:29] (VoX) i wasn't planning on a come back
[21:29] (VoX) im like MJ
[21:29] (VoX) dead before my come back tour
[21:30] (Knotty) lol
[21:30] (Knotty) thats extra funny cause it took so long
[21:30] * Knotty gives VoX a beer
[21:31] (VoX) thanks
[21:31] (VoX) i think
[21:31] (Knotty) :)
[21:32] (VoX) it wasn't a come back though *stubborn*
[21:32] (Knotty) oh u still thinking of one?
[21:32] (VoX) no
[21:32] (VoX) im trying to get every last drop out of my mcd's shake
[21:33] (VoX) so im sucking like a 2$ hooker
[21:34] (Knotty) i wouldnt know
[21:35] (VoX) neither would i but it .. its .. a ... oh fuck u :(
[21:39] * VoX is now known as VoX|R18ForeheadLabel
[21:41] (Knotty) lol dude
[21:41] (Knotty) i made u shoosh
[21:41] (Knotty) HAHA
[21:41] (Knotty) i must show the bean

Thursday, June 3, 2010

SALMON!

Careless> a friend of mine once fitted a salmon into her asshole xD :x
Knotty> i need that on a t-shirt :/
Knotty> seriously
Knotty> i would rock it
Knotty> Front: "a friend of mine once fitted a salmon" Back: into her asshole xD :x
Knotty> fuck yeah

The movie was Watchmen, btw

Knotty> yeah, u need to be able to absorb it all in one shot
DragonFly> indeed
Knotty> holy crap!
Knotty> lol movie i'm watching has a sex scene
Knotty> i wasnt expecting it
Knotty> or paying attention
Knotty> so i'm listening and the music is awesome
Knotty> its the song from shrek, but nice and acoustic
Knotty> i look up and they pomping
Knotty> it was so wierd
DragonFly> lololol