Jellytots

* Pagan throws a jellytot at Nikka
* Munchkin steals Pagan jellytots
* Amaranth steals the jellytots from Munchkin
Pagan> lol. I wouldnt if I was u
Pagan> keep those in my undies
Nikka> hahahahaha
Amaranth> eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww
Nikka> those are dodgy jellytots
Pagan> and thats only cause I dont have a vagina to store stuff in :D
Nikka> eeeeewww lol

21st Century

* pussy (cgiirc@atrum-1780EA94.tut.ac.za) has joined #naughtychat
* Pagan sets mode: +v pussy
RogerM> dam another pussy and i am allergic to hair
RogerM> i hope its a hairless pussy
Pagan> lol. in this day and age it usually is
Pagan> god bless the 21st century
RogerM> better than sneezing while chatting
Pagan> or those 80's pubic afro's
ItMightBeMe> hehe
deep> hahahaha

Foreplay

Tandy> mimi: Drop your caps please.
Pagan> Tandy: lose the clothes please
honey> lol
* Tandy smacks Pagan
* Pagan hard sommer for a week

Viriginity

Jellybean> i think you can buy them on ebay though Pagan
Pagan> what sex?
Pagan> u can buy them on point rd too
Jellybean> no man. a virginity
Jellybean> eish
Pagan> wtf am I gonna do with a virginity?
Pagan> I'll just lose it

Cheater

Jellybean> cheating on me again Pagan, eish
* Jellybean tightens the leash
Pagan> lol @ cheating
Jellybean> :P
Pagan> someone must first actually get a grip on me before it can be classed as cheating
Pagan> right now its more like "time-share"
Zee> LOL
Jellybean> tsk

Crabs

* Pagan is now known as IRCrab
Jellybean> you have crabs?
ToNiC> OMF lol lol lol lol lol
* Jellybean walks away from pagan
Jellybean> lol
IRCrab> :)
* IRCrab is now known as Pagan
Nita> crabs??
Nita> errrrrr
* Nita runzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jellybean> and that smile admitted it
Jellybean> eeuw
Pagan> lol
Pagan> nah
Pagan> I'm STD free
Pagan> u need sex and stuff for that
Jellybean> oh and didnt you get laid not so long ago?
Pagan> oh ja
Pagan> I forgot about that
ToNiC> lol
Jellybean> lol
Greywacke> lol
Pagan> 2 weeks long enough for virginity to grow back?
Jellybean> lol no
Pagan> fuckit
Jellybean> sorry

More Bulls

MaFiaMufFiN> ya dont love me
Pagan> no. but u dont need me, u got enough fans
MaFiaMufFiN> thats just wrong
Pagan> I cant help it
MaFiaMufFiN> jinne
Pagan> its that whole blue bulls thing
* MaFiaMufFiN pretendz 2 be like all hurt and stuff
suspicious> do blue bulls have blue......
* suspicious shuts up
MaFiaMufFiN> no
Pagan> I think they do
Pagan> cause I doubt they get laid
suspicious> lol
Pagan> unless they dress up like sharks
MaFiaMufFiN> ag issie
suspicious> *koff koff*

Blue Bulls Supporters

* MaFiaMuFfiN is now known as BullsBabe
BullsBabe> i have 2 show my support ;P
* Pagan is now known as TheOtherBullsSupporter
* Frosty is now known as ImaShark
BullsBabe> yay
BullsBabe> really
BullsBabe> you suck froyd
* suspicious hugs fellow shark...
TheOtherBullsSupporter> its ok BullsBabe
TheOtherBullsSupporter> lets make babies
BullsBabe> hehehe
TheOtherBullsSupporter> then there will be three bulls supporters
suspicious> lmao
ImaShark> LAMFAO
BullsBabe> ahhah


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* TheOtherBullsSupporter is now known as Pagan
Pagan> nah. I'm just kidding
Pagan> bulls really do suck
BullsBabe> :/
BullsBabe> awww
ImaShark> lol ^5 Pagan
BullsBabe> i dont like you anymore :P
Pagan> I dont do the whole 'sport' thing
BullsBabe> oh
ImaShark> lol :(
BullsBabe> so you might aswell be a bulls !!
Pagan> you all wanna watch grown men chase balls around a field....thats your homoerotic funfair
Pagan> not mine

Slut

MaFiaMuFfiN> Pagan your a lil slut
Pagan> you say it like its a bad thing
Pagan> besides, sluts get laid more
Pagan> I'm just easy
Frosty> lolol

Dumbass award of the day

kevin213> hey people
Pagan> drop the bolds please kevin213
kevin213> pagan ur an idiot! sayin my name out full and shit. whats ur prob punjabi
Pagan> um
Pagan> dude
serialkissingchick> o.O
Pagan> you're a fkn idiot
SheDevil> O.o
Pagan> thats your nick

~~~~~~~~~~~a lil while later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hellllllllo> yo PAGAN guess whos back you silly punjabi
* Pagan sets mode: +b *!*@atrum-45B88084.telkomadsl.co.za
Pagan> HAHA
Pagan> dumbass
Pagan> now I got your IP
Pagan> you're muted
Pagan> and you're STILL a dumbass
Pagan> pvt me to apologise
Nicola> what a complete and utter poephol!!
DiVa> bwhhahahahhahaha

Me so horny

Pagan> dude
Pagan> u know how u know when a chick is keen
Pagan> when u finally get your hands in her pants
Bob1971> Ja
Pagan> and it feels like u feeding a horse
Pagan> THATS horny
Nita> omw Pagan yuck
Bob1971> Ja hey very horny
Jellybean> lmao omwwwwww no man pagan

Lezbian skills

Pagan> it was nita. her lezbian tracking / hunting skills arent up to speed
Bob1971> Yup
Bob1971> Not quite honed
* Nita snorts at Pagan
* Pagan licks her on the nose
Pagan> see
Pagan> thats how u do it
Nita> lol
Nita> yar yar Pagan
Nita> i don't lick NOSEs
Pagan> only vaginas?
Pagan> cool
Nita> can think of a few better.. omw, no
Pagan> u learning then
Nita hsurrups
Pagan> ^5
Nita> *shurrups
Nita> oi
Pagan> thats not a no though
Pagan> I notice these things

Spellers

killer> shit strawbs your tites must hand past ya kneed
killer> knes
killer> knnes
killer> knees
Pagan> wow
Pagan> 4 tries
* Pagan says nothing

~~~later~~~

killerj> how do i get rid of it
killerj> dude i have a ghost nick
Pagan> ./msg nickserv ghost nick pwd
Pagan> ^--thats how killer
Pagan> without the .
Pagan> and proper spelling

Not Gay? Oh Nooooeeess

enchanted> hi ppl
Director> Hi enchanted
enchanted> hi director
enchanted> so director are you male or female?
Director> Male
Director> About yay high, with brownish greenis blueish eyes
enchanted> im a male too
Director> Wow - small world
enchanted> but im not gay
Director> Not? Awwwww
enchanted> eww so ur gay?
Director> Well this is a gay site
enchanted> hottub is a gay site
enchanted> ?
Pagan> Sweetie
Pagan> Didnt u know
Director> Gay as is happy...
enchanted> no
Director> With mens bits in our mouths
Pagan> Tralala and stuff
enchanted> o m g i so hottub is a gay chatroom?
Pagan> They all say that
enchanted> all say what?
Director> Maybe u knew, and just wanted to try it out enchanted?
Pagan> At first
Pagan> Oh nothing
Pagan> Just thinking aloud
enchanted> nooooooooo
A> hmm enchanted sound a little gay..but is ok..we won`t notice
enchanted> anyway im gonna find a normal chatroom
Pagan> And i got all excited
Director> Lol
Director> Good luck
enchanted> or my parents would freak out if they find out
Pagan> We'll be here a while
Director> We're as close as u get to normal
Director> Lol - ur parents?
enchanted> yes unfortunately i still live with my parents
Director> theyll freak when they find out ur gay...
Pagan> Need a place to stay?
enchanted> nooooo
Pagan> Sure?
enchanted> when they find out i was in a gay chatroom
Director> but at least the cat will be out the bag...
Pagan> Ask director. I'm very nice
enchanted> im NOT GAY
Pagan> Oh
Director> Enchanted - we were just joking
Pagan> Um
Pagan> Lol ja
Pagan> Actually
enchanted> about what director?
Director> This isnt a gay site
Pagan> Lets be normal
enchanted> phew
Director> We're just happy
Pagan> Sorry dude. We got carried away
enchanted> carried away?
Pagan> Was funny though
Director> So ur big bad cock loving secret is safe with us...
enchanted> u should have seen my friend on camp this weekend
Pagan> I love these "my friend has a problem" things
enchanted> noooooooo im pussy loving
Director> Hehe
Pagan> Arent we all
Pagan> *wise nod
Director> ^5 enchanted
Director> It was a joke eh bud?
enchanted> oh sure thats what they all say
enchanted> until u find them laying down on some guy at the camp
enchanted> and by the way the camp had a male only section and female onlyh
enchanted> only*
Director> Um enchanted...
enchanted> yes?
Director> Which camp
enchanted> ags christian camp
Pagan> *makes note not to go there
enchanted> lol
Pagan> Eish haibo

Circumcision

killer> ladies question for u?
katz> killer can all females answer or just the ladies?
killer> all females
killer> do u prefer curcumsized or not ?
Pagan> I hear that circumcision thing is popular these days
Pagan> I'll take two please
Ariadne> bwahaahahaha

Midgets

* Bob1971 is looking for the perfect woman,she must be a deaf mute,4ft tall with a flat head!
randomchick> lmao bob
Vixen> Damn!!! that counts me out the Bob1971.... I am 2 feet too tall
Bob1971> Sorry for joo
randomchick> me is 5 feet vixen
Vixen> *pouts a lil*
serialkissingchick> I'm 2 short, im 3ft
Pagan> shhh
Pagan> u gonna make bob jealous
Pagan> he got a thing for midgets
Pagan> well kinda
Bob1971> Ja
serialkissingchick> Hahaha
Bob1971> Lol
Vixen> lmao
Pagan> actually he just cant score with normal sized people
Pagan> poor lil bob

Decoders

Dark_Angel> npoe
Dark_Angel> *nope
Dark_Angel> lol no
Bob1971> Npoe?is that code?
Pagan> think so
Dark_Angel> lol Bob1971 my typing sucks today
Bob1971> Must be hey
* Dark_Angel slpas Bob1971 and Pagan
Bob1971> Damnit
Dark_Angel> be nice dammit
Pagan> more code
Pagan> demmit
* Pagan hands Bob1971 a decoder ring
Bob1971> Yup
Pagan> slpas = tagteam
Pagan> niiice
Pagan> ^5
Bob1971> We popular hey
Pagan> seems it
Bob1971> ^5
Dark_Angel> fokit
Dark_Angel> *slaps
Dark_Angel> eish no man
Bob1971> Ha ha ha
Dark_Angel> piss off u 2
Dark_Angel> be nicce
Dark_Angel> ffs
Pagan> more code
Dark_Angel> nice
Pagan> *decodes franticly
Dark_Angel> aaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggggggg
Pagan> oO
Pagan> kinky!
Pagan> like
Pagan> omg
Pagan> nice :D
* Bob1971 is always naaice
Dark_Angel> I need a new keyboard :( this one makes too many spelling mistakes
Pagan> type two handed
Pagan> usually helps
Dark_Angel> ag fok off
Bob1971> Ja
* Dark_Angel goes back to her corner
* Dark_Angel cries
* Pagan saves that for his blog
Pagan> :D
Bob1971> Lol

Untouchables

StarrGazer> I know some areas where we can put our "untouchables"
* CrazyLittleFukka waits for StarrGazer's areas......maybe I can relocate my maid
Pagan> there already is one
Pagan> we call it "australia"
StarrGazer> lol
Pagan> and if your criminals can swim....."new zealand"

Trouts

* Angelic slaps db around a bit with a large trout
* Pagan puts his trout back in his pants
Pagan> I dont mind when u call it that
Pagan> its kinda sexy

Chastity belts

Dark_Angel> Wombat: I want a proper chastity belt
Wombat> darling sexshop!!!!
Dark_Angel> nee fok then she will think im kinky and probably get turned on or some shit
Pagan> or just a mouse trap in your panties
Pagan> be careful which way around u put it in though
Pagan> could be nasty
Wombat> lmao
Dark_Angel> id probably put it in the wrong way round and it slams shut on something else :(
Pagan> well thats why I say mouse trap
Pagan> rat trat gots the spikes
Pagan> THAT would hurt
Jhb44M> lol Pagan..just make sure the mouse trap points outwards, else things can get a little kinky...
Pagan> thats what I said
Pagan> pay attention
Pagan> tsk
Dark_Angel> who?
Dark_Angel> ag nee fok im lost now