Smelly Cat

Twinkles> Shadow-Cat: I'm sorry but your nick always make me think of Phoebe from friends smelly cat song
bittersweet> i have a cat named smelly cat
bittersweet> haha
Pagan> lol
Pagan> wonder why
Pagan> well
Pagan> smelly cat better than stinky pussy
bittersweet> haha
thedude> hahahahaha
Pagan> imagine standing at your door shouting for stinky pussy to come home
mimi24> lol Pagan
Vixen> bwahahahahahahahahah Pagan Nooit man
mimi24> nasty boy u
Twinkles> lol
bittersweet> no Pagan it was a stray and when we got it smelled really bad

Pacman

Sinful_Allure> .
celtic> .
solo> ..
Trouble> good point
celtic> ...
solo> ....
Pagan> ......<.......... <-PaganPacman WICCA WICCA WICCA
chicpea> lol!

Girlfriends

Phate> I've never had sex with another human before
Pagan> lol phate
Pagan> u got the same problem as me
Pagan> I really need a gf who's name doesnt end in .JPG
Phate> oh, that
wendz> lol
Zee> hahaha
Phate> yar, I know the feeling
Phate> Lately I've upgraded my woman though
Phate> No more .jpg kak
Phate> Now I'm cruising in the .flv lane
Pagan> I'm just waiting for i-max porn to take off
Pagan> 40 foot vagina in startling HD
Pagan> thats gotta rock
killer> hahahahahaha
Phate> woaw, i-max pr0n
Phate> Dude
Phate> that's hot
Pagan> is hey
Pagan> a clit bigger than me....
Pagan> *drool
Phate> zomg
Phate> ..er..
Phate> I need to go to the toilet
Phate> for about 2 mins
Pagan> brb: hardon
wendz> lmfao
Zee> hahahahahahaha

C**k

Phate> Nobody can mock lesbians man
Phate> They just rock
solo> They just rock ..but they dont take c**k
Pagan> all I wanna know is how do u pronounce c**k?
Pagan> doesnt quite roll of the tongue
Phate> Casteriskasteriskk
Phate> Kind of sounds like dwarfish from tolkien
Pagan> so "suck my Casteriskasteriskk" is right?
Pagan> eish
geisha> lololololol

Twice?

Vixen> k, I am bored
Pagan> I'll do u Vixen
Vixen> Pagan, givin that u wud do anybody... thats hardly a compliment
Pagan> lol
Pagan> ok
Pagan> I'll do u twice then
Pagan> hows that?
Vixen> PERFECT!!!
Pagan> once normally
Pagan> and once in the bum
Vixen> No man

This is why u dont paste your phone number on IRC

lifeguard> any woman that wants to chat with me here my no 0762945949
Gorge> omG
Gorge> lets all phone him
lifeguard> ill blow your mind
* lifeguard was kicked by Pagan (no)
SheDevil> omg spam the number spam the number
* mimi24 wondering y lifeguard sellin himself cheap
zoe> lifeguard that is just dumb :)
* Pagan changes topic to 'I'm ghei and like it in the bum. cheap rates and group discounts. 0762945949"
Vixen> bwahhahahahahahhhahahahahhaha
SheDevil> omg bwahahaha @ topic
geisha> wahahahahaaa :) @ Pagan
Zee> hahahahahahahaha

Asshole

Pagan> I always say "I'm not an asshole. you're just overly sensitive"
bulletproofbikini> lol
max> and does that work for u Pagan?
Pagan> not really
Pagan> but I'm an asshole
Pagan> so I dont care
max> lol
THEkayotic1> lol

VERY friendly hugs

Pagan> shoosh @ Hannah
* Pagan moves Hannah 5 spots down his to-do list
* Hannah bursts into tears and hangs on Pagan's legs
Pagan> lol Hannah. a VERY friendly hug might do the trick
Pagan> u know what a VERY friendly hug is?
Hannah> no
Pagan> thats where u hug my legs and have your way with me
Hannah> HAHA
Hannah> one VERY friendly hug coming right up
Pagan> groovy

Light beer

* killer hits vixen up a savanah with some ice on the side if she needs some
Vixen> lemon wud be beta
killer> nah wiskey is for people who like alchohol
killer> not people who pretend to drink who drink savanah
Vixen> :P
Pagan> lol killer
Pagan> like that light beer shit
Pagan> thats not for people that like drinking
killer> ya castle light
Pagan> its for people that like pissing alot
Vixen> lol

Cold sucks

alphamale> in days like these..hot choc does the trick
killer> nah fucking does the trick
killer> then a cigarette and hot chocalate after the shag
Pagan> lol
Pagan> bet eskimos dont fuck much
Pagan> or their chicks get killed alot by cumcicles
Jemma> hehe
killer> hahahahahaha

Dr Pagan

tamtam> Dr Pagan? bwhahah
Pagan> tamtam
Pagan> lemme take your temperature
Pagan> looks like you're hot
Pagan> and you've got a choice today :)
Pagan> anal or oral?
* Pagan unzips and pulls out his thermometer
tamtam> hahah Pagan
Ahlana_Demona> whahahaha pagan
Hannah> hahaha
tamtam> guess it will be oral then :P
Pagan> suits me

LipBalm

CrazyLittleFukka> Vagina flavoured lip balm??? wtf??
CrazyLittleFukka> Where can I get some????
Pagan> you can make your own crazy
Pagan> just mix some fishpaste into lipice
Pagan> sorted
randomchick> bwahahahahahahaha
CrazyLittleFukka> ROFL
CrazyLittleFukka> bwaaahahahahahaha

Evolution

Pagan> not many people can even do that
BrutalFruitM> u havent evolved Pagan
BrutalFruitM> u still a monkey
Pagan> nah, I can use my penis like a 3rd arm
Pagan> reach and grab kinda thing
irishrose> hahaha pagan
Pagan> how u think I play playstation AND drink
BrutalFruitM> dude thats fucking scary

Midgets

Pagan> you know what I wanna see
Pagan> midgets have normal sized tackle right
Pagan> so you take a midget
BrutalFruitM> no idea
BrutalFruitM> wtf u even thinking about that
Pagan> and put him in a wendy house type thing and film some porn
Gorge> for their sake i hope they have
Pagan> will look like a normal sized ou with a 3 foot cock
BrutalFruitM> lmfao
Gorge> ahahahahha WTF
Pagan> thats gotta rock
Gorge> lololol
BrutalFruitM> hahahahahaha
Gorge> fckn sick puppy
Zee> LOL

Semantics

Flutters> a woman's best friend is a gay guy they will never let u down
elena> true Flutters, and they will always give u an honest opinion about an outfit :)
Flutters> exactly elena u damn right gal
Pagan> lol
Pagan> "does this outfit make my bum look big?"
Pagan> "no. your ass makes your bum look big"
IndianGaL_cpT> lol
InDiGo_BaBe> lollllll Pagan
Flutters> bwhahaha Pagan
Hannah> lol
IndianGaL_cpT> lol
Pagan> lol funny how lil slips of the tongue can cause shit sometimes hey
Pagan> like once I MEANT to tune my ex "pass me the salt please"
Pagan> instead I said "You ruined my life you bitch"
Pagan> oops
launch> lol!!
Hannah> haha
randomchick> noooo Pagan
InDiGo_BaBe> bwahahahahha

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Sinful_Allure> do you think im fat?
Pagan> nah
Pagan> juuuust nice ;)
Sinful_Allure> thanks baby
* Sinful_Allure shows StickyPaws the middle fingers
* Pagan licks it
Pagan> w00t
Pagan> scoooooooore
Sinful_Allure> lol
StickyPaws> licks or likes?? dork??
Sinful_Allure> WOOOOSH!
Pagan> licks
Pagan> I KNOW where its been
Pagan> ha!
StickyPaws> siff
Sinful_Allure> ^5 Pagan!!!!!!!
Pagan> ^5

Kellogs Special K

CrazyLittleFukka> When a woman hits her early 30's....that's my opinion....I reckon that's their sexual prime
Pagan> agreed hey
CrazyLittleFukka> And besides...more women in their 30's want to try anal
CrazyLittleFukka> When they're in their 20's all they can think of is "Sies man"......that's dirty
CrazyLittleFukka> 5 years later they have an asshole like a bucket
CrazyLittleFukka> Bwaaahahahahaha
Pagan> actually I had that thought the other day
Pagan> u see those kellogs ads
Pagan> why bother with fibre
CrazyLittleFukka> The Special K ones....drop a dress size?
Pagan> anal will help you shit like a machine
CrazyLittleFukka> Bwaaahahahaha....so true
Indifferent> Ha ha ha
Pagan> yeah., " since I started this new breakfast I shit so lekker *big smile'
CrazyLittleFukka> Bwaaaaahahahahahahah

:)

* Miss_Behave hands Pagan the blowup doll and a dildo
Miss_Behave> have fun
* Pagan writes "Miss_Behave" on its forehead in permanent marker
* Pagan has fun

Tennis anyone?

Bob1971> How you bud?
Pagan> I'm rather groovy
Pagan> hows u
Bob1971> Bleh
Raptor> blah!
Pagan> why
Bob1971> I got this sinus shit again
* Pagan gets a tennis raquet
Pagan> this might hurt
Pagan> you've hurt the expression 'smack the snot out of you'
Pagan> its a old tennis term
Indifferent> Lol!
ShadowCaster> bwhahahaha omw
randomchick> lmao

Guitar Hero

Pagan> I just remembered, I gotta tell this story. omg I laughed this morning
Pagan> so the other night I snapped my E string, right
Pagan> and I know the one chicky here lives close to the music shop where I wanted to get strings, but its a mission for me to get there on time
Pagan> so I asked her to pop in yesterday after work and get it for me
Pagan> so picture the scene
Pagan> a lekker music shop, all the ou's that work there are serious rockers/metalheads
Pagan> guy working the front is bigger than me, fkn huge, with tattoos and a long goatee
Pagan> and this rather large indian woman walks in and asks him for "growling dogs bass guitar strings"
Pagan> apparently the look on his face was priceless
Pagan> AND she got a discount