LipBalm

CrazyLittleFukka> Vagina flavoured lip balm??? wtf??
CrazyLittleFukka> Where can I get some????
Pagan> you can make your own crazy
Pagan> just mix some fishpaste into lipice
Pagan> sorted
randomchick> bwahahahahahahaha
CrazyLittleFukka> ROFL
CrazyLittleFukka> bwaaahahahahahaha

Evolution

Pagan> not many people can even do that
BrutalFruitM> u havent evolved Pagan
BrutalFruitM> u still a monkey
Pagan> nah, I can use my penis like a 3rd arm
Pagan> reach and grab kinda thing
irishrose> hahaha pagan
Pagan> how u think I play playstation AND drink
BrutalFruitM> dude thats fucking scary

Midgets

Pagan> you know what I wanna see
Pagan> midgets have normal sized tackle right
Pagan> so you take a midget
BrutalFruitM> no idea
BrutalFruitM> wtf u even thinking about that
Pagan> and put him in a wendy house type thing and film some porn
Gorge> for their sake i hope they have
Pagan> will look like a normal sized ou with a 3 foot cock
BrutalFruitM> lmfao
Gorge> ahahahahha WTF
Pagan> thats gotta rock
Gorge> lololol
BrutalFruitM> hahahahahaha
Gorge> fckn sick puppy
Zee> LOL

Semantics

Flutters> a woman's best friend is a gay guy they will never let u down
elena> true Flutters, and they will always give u an honest opinion about an outfit :)
Flutters> exactly elena u damn right gal
Pagan> lol
Pagan> "does this outfit make my bum look big?"
Pagan> "no. your ass makes your bum look big"
IndianGaL_cpT> lol
InDiGo_BaBe> lollllll Pagan
Flutters> bwhahaha Pagan
Hannah> lol
IndianGaL_cpT> lol
Pagan> lol funny how lil slips of the tongue can cause shit sometimes hey
Pagan> like once I MEANT to tune my ex "pass me the salt please"
Pagan> instead I said "You ruined my life you bitch"
Pagan> oops
launch> lol!!
Hannah> haha
randomchick> noooo Pagan
InDiGo_BaBe> bwahahahahha

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Sinful_Allure> do you think im fat?
Pagan> nah
Pagan> juuuust nice ;)
Sinful_Allure> thanks baby
* Sinful_Allure shows StickyPaws the middle fingers
* Pagan licks it
Pagan> w00t
Pagan> scoooooooore
Sinful_Allure> lol
StickyPaws> licks or likes?? dork??
Sinful_Allure> WOOOOSH!
Pagan> licks
Pagan> I KNOW where its been
Pagan> ha!
StickyPaws> siff
Sinful_Allure> ^5 Pagan!!!!!!!
Pagan> ^5

Kellogs Special K

CrazyLittleFukka> When a woman hits her early 30's....that's my opinion....I reckon that's their sexual prime
Pagan> agreed hey
CrazyLittleFukka> And besides...more women in their 30's want to try anal
CrazyLittleFukka> When they're in their 20's all they can think of is "Sies man"......that's dirty
CrazyLittleFukka> 5 years later they have an asshole like a bucket
CrazyLittleFukka> Bwaaahahahahaha
Pagan> actually I had that thought the other day
Pagan> u see those kellogs ads
Pagan> why bother with fibre
CrazyLittleFukka> The Special K ones....drop a dress size?
Pagan> anal will help you shit like a machine
CrazyLittleFukka> Bwaaahahahaha....so true
Indifferent> Ha ha ha
Pagan> yeah., " since I started this new breakfast I shit so lekker *big smile'
CrazyLittleFukka> Bwaaaaahahahahahahah

:)

* Miss_Behave hands Pagan the blowup doll and a dildo
Miss_Behave> have fun
* Pagan writes "Miss_Behave" on its forehead in permanent marker
* Pagan has fun

Tennis anyone?

Bob1971> How you bud?
Pagan> I'm rather groovy
Pagan> hows u
Bob1971> Bleh
Raptor> blah!
Pagan> why
Bob1971> I got this sinus shit again
* Pagan gets a tennis raquet
Pagan> this might hurt
Pagan> you've hurt the expression 'smack the snot out of you'
Pagan> its a old tennis term
Indifferent> Lol!
ShadowCaster> bwhahahaha omw
randomchick> lmao

Guitar Hero

Pagan> I just remembered, I gotta tell this story. omg I laughed this morning
Pagan> so the other night I snapped my E string, right
Pagan> and I know the one chicky here lives close to the music shop where I wanted to get strings, but its a mission for me to get there on time
Pagan> so I asked her to pop in yesterday after work and get it for me
Pagan> so picture the scene
Pagan> a lekker music shop, all the ou's that work there are serious rockers/metalheads
Pagan> guy working the front is bigger than me, fkn huge, with tattoos and a long goatee
Pagan> and this rather large indian woman walks in and asks him for "growling dogs bass guitar strings"
Pagan> apparently the look on his face was priceless
Pagan> AND she got a discount

Tooooooooooo much weed

sleepy1> pagan i smoke lots too..but weed is fucked up it makes a person stupid
Pagan> no
Pagan> being stupid makes u stupid
Pagan> dont blame the tools

loose?

Focus-ntfc> i heard that women that say the 'size matters' are all a lil bit big and 'loose' down there -------> .... thats what I heard ... no idea if its true
Maddie> lol Focus-ntfc
Pagan> thats bullshit focus
Pagan> chicks that are a lil loose down there dont exist
Pagan> but small dick's do
EvilGenius> lolol
Widget> lololol
EvilGenius> hehe
killer> hahahahaha

Random Wierdness

Dark_Angel> Pagan stop it
Pagan> lol I bet u already lekker red
Dark_Angel> im blushing enough already
Pagan> hahahaha
Pagan> wanna make it worsE?
Pagan> cause I cna
Pagan> can]
Pagan> sigh
* Pagan types two hands
Dark_Angel> bwahahaha
* Dark_Angel slaps pagan and killer
* Pagan touches her noemfie
Pagan> *rubs it appreciatively......"Aaaaaah missed you lil guy"
killer> hahahaha
StarrGazer> lol
Dark_Angel> omg!!!
Pagan> was it good for u too?
* Dark_Angel crawls in a hole and dies
Pagan> NICE!
* Pagan digs her up and has sex with her body
Pagan> no more reading the hotbitchuaries for me
Pagan> w00t
Gorge> omf
Gorge> nechrophelia
Gorge> ;/
StarrGazer> omw
* Dark_Angel dies again
* Pagan hard again
Dark_Angel> bob1971 mwah make pagan stop :(
Pagan> lol. actually I am restraining myself
Pagan> notice I never wrote obama on your forehead and assfucked you
Pagan> cause I'm in a good mood and all
killer> hahahaha
killer> hahahaha
Gorge> ahhaahahah Pagan

I'm busy

* Dark_Angel lixors pagan
Pagan> lol I'm busy
Pagan> demmit
Dark_Angel> your point?
DiVa> O_O
* Dark_Angel lixors pagan some more
Dark_Angel> no diva not THAT point
Dark_Angel> Tsk
Pagan> how bout less talking and more being under my desk
* DiVa wonders if Pagan has his periods ? lmao
Pagan> and letting me work in peace
Pagan> lol DiVa. I'm always moody
DiVa> no ur not
Dark_Angel> bwahahahahahaha
Pagan> pretty much

More kickball

* bitchbot eyes Widget....kickball anyone?
Widget> nay!!!
Widget> *does not want to play kickball!*
Pagan> lol
Pagan> thats cause u kick like a girl
Widget> pagan...i'm restricted!! wait until i got &*&^%$#@$% in front of my name and i'll kick your girly pills into the stratosphere :D
* bitchbot sets mode: +o Widget
Widget> !kick Pagan Is this right?
Pagan> !kick Widget no
* Widget was kicked by bitchbot (no (Pagan))
* Widget (rockoff@F5CB1967.FD7A1E3F.99B4AEA0.IP) has joined #naughtychat
Vixen> BWahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Pagan> hahahaha
Widget> beeeaaatch!!
Vixen> now that was funni
Pagan> yeah
Kornfreak> lol

boots?

bulletproofbikini> ha!
bulletproofbikini> Pagan polish my boots
Cimarron> lol
bulletproofbikini> please *wink wink*
Pagan> boots?
Pagan> or was that a typo for clit?
Pagan> the keys are close to each other

lol @ doos

* Bob1971 has joined #hottub
HotBot> Bob is 5'3, 198 pounds, ugly, balding, highly skilled programmer. All my shirts are yellow with cumstains. I am seeking a tall, gorgeous, stunningly hot babe in her early 20s with an amazing rack and thick luxurious blond hair. /pvt me (Bob1971)
Jade> Good luck with that lol
NotPagan> lol bob. bet u still cant change yours either
Bob1971> LOL
Bob1971> We still banned or what?
NotPagan> I am
NotPagan> think it was my /nick likeIgiveAfuck thing at duce
NotPagan> dont think he liked that
NotPagan> was funny though
Bob1971> LOL
Bob1971> Might be hey,that happens when you look for shit with the boss
NotPagan> lol bob. u know me. when do I EVER give a fuck?
Bob1971> Ja true
Bob1971> Oh ja when there's beer involved and hot women
NotPagan> um
NotPagan> beer anyway
Bob1971> Ja
NotPagan> u can have the chicks. I'll have the beer
Bob1971> LOL
Bob1971> Nah less shit with beer,so will stick to that hey
NotPagan> thats my motto
Bob1971> Mine too kinda,but then get lank shit for drinking beer,lol
NotPagan> lol well I live alone
NotPagan> so ja
NotPagan> one beer in each hand....NO problem
Bob1971> Doos!
NotPagan> finished beers lying around... NO problem
Bob1971> Hahahaha
NotPagan> beers lined up waiting to be drunk....NO Problem
NotPagan> tis lekker
Closing Link: NotPagan duce Local kill by duce (This also happens when you keep hammering on old shit thats not going to change because you couldn't behave yourself. ;)))

I love kickball

Pagan> wanna play some kickball Widget?
Widget> err...that your version of "kick Widget in the nuts?"
Pagan> nah
Pagan> its lot of fun
Widget> ok...explain
Pagan> !kick Widget Pagan :1 - Widget :0
* Widget was kicked by bitchbot (Pagan :1 - Widget :0 (Pagan))
* Widget (rockoff@1E74D4E6.FE858631.78A65886.IP) has joined #naughtychat
Pagan> wb
Pagan> now its your turn
Widget> fokken chop :D

Evil

* Gixxer thinks all females are evil...
Pagan> lol Gixxer. I think you're right
Gixxer> yeah Pagan. they all are
Munchkin> Pagan
Munchkin> Dont make me hurt you
Pagan> sorry
Pagan> but its true
Pagan> you know my feelings on the subject
Munchkin> Gixxer or you
Pagan> i have this spawn of the devil theory
Gixxer> cool
[Pagan> anything that bleeds that much that often and doesnt die MUST be evil
Lilith> O.o
Lilith> *smacks*
* Pagan hides his soul
* AngelMouse smax Pagan

Chewey!

bulletproofbikini> chewey!?
Pagan> lol u heard the rumours
bulletproofbikini> lol
Jellybean> uh huh
Jellybean> wait
bulletproofbikini> lol
Jellybean> im distracted
Miss_Behave> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Jellybean> not saying another word
Miss_Behave> you're talking bout niknaks right?
Pagan> no Miss_Behave
* bulletproofbikini thinks Jellybean is thinking before saynig things cause she likes putting her foot innit
Pagan> chewey!? <-that part
Pagan> <--high sperm count
* bulletproofbikini shudders
jam> Rofl
* Miss_Behave pulls a face
jam> Rofl

Vorsprung durch Technik - Audi

* Jellybean slaps Pagan
* Pagan hard now
Pagan> Yes?
Jellybean> um
Jellybean> who you talking to?
Pagan> *waits
Jellybean> waiting for?
Pagan> As far as i can see its just me and u here
* Jellybean slaps Pagan harder
Pagan> I likes
Pagan> Do u take requests?
Jellybean> sure
Pagan> Ok. Springs on your arms and legs
Pagan> Doggy style
Pagan> With a duck whistle in your mouth
Pagan) I call it 'audi'
Jellybean> lmao
Pagan> Four sprung duck technique
Jellybean> rofl