Everyone loves Tuesdays

* DonlyD has joined #adultsonly
DonlyD> weres my bitches?
DonlyD> lol
* Jellybean looks around for the "bitches"
Jellybean> Pagan, your bf is here :P
* cAptain hides away
DonlyD> lol
Pagan> who?
* Pagan penis perks
Jellybean> DonlyD
Jellybean> hes looking for a bitch
Pagan> aaah
Pagan> oh wait
Pagan> that wont work
Jellybean> why not?
Pagan> i'm all dominant and shit tonight
DonlyD> lol
Jellybean> lol im sure he will like that Pagan :P
Pagan> oh yay, that means he's just in time
Pagan> tuesdays are always anal penetration day
DonlyD> its monday
DonlyD> lol
Pagan> its ok
Pagan> for you i'll make an exception
Pagan> *wink wink
Jellybean> lol
Jellybean> there you go DonlyD, all sorted :P
* Pagan ponders blog
Pagan> cause thats quite funny
Pagan> especially out of context
Jellybean> lol

Twilight

Pagan> lol only cool thing about vampire lovers
Pagan> takes a brave man to surf the red sea
food> without tomato sauce i hope
Pagan> but a braver one to drink from it
Redhead> bleh!
Pagan> vampire dude will think its his birthday
Pagan> once a month
Pagan> booya
* Redhead gags Pagan
Xray-GirL> ok thats just disgusting
Pagan> ta :)

wtf man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <- 31 exclamation marks

Loki> kinny .... im getting shit from Incogfuckhead in pvt .... wth ?
kinny> how should i know ?
kinny> ask him
Loki> i did ...
Loki> its not my duty to deal with this shit ffs
kinny> Loki erm
kinny> what is your duty then ?
Loki> wtf man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loki> wtf man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:00] * Loki (Loki@g0d.oF.MischieF.cha0s.and.DestrucTion) Quit (Quit: Loki)
Pagan> lololol
Pagan> HAHAHAHAHAHA
HeRmiA> boy... someone got their periods
* Pagan lols
Pagan> BLOG!
Pagan> yay

Tarzan

Token_black_guy> 25... birthday's on Saturday, then I'll almost be in my late twenties :'(
Gorge> token_black_guy :)
Narsilion> Tbg that aint old arse
Pagan> he needs comfort sex Gorge
SaltySeaDog> halfway to 50 ey token_black_guy
Gorge> why comfort sex Pagan, and why aint u shagging him with ur huge penis?
Pagan> cause he'd probably scream like a girl
Pagan> thats no fine
Pagan> fun
Narsilion> Lol.
token_black_guy> But screaming like a man, would be?
Pagan> hard to scream like a man with a penis in your bum
Pagan> beat your chest and do tarzan?
token_black_guy> You sound sure of this, Pagan/
Pagan> ahhhhhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahhhhh
token_black_guy> Too sure.
Pagan> ^--NEVER gonna be the same again
Narsilion> Rofl
Pagan> i ruined tarzan for everyone
Pagan> lolz
token_black_guy> You have actually Pagan.

Assvader

Redhead> i'm the one with tits in our relationship
Redhead> plus i'm the bitchy one too
* Thorn waves
Thorn> buh bye
* Spartacus wonders why you botehr explaining this
* Kin3tiK takes 5 steps back and grinZ
LeeAmber> Any proof Red lol
Pagan> lol baby
Pagan> thats true
Pagan> i'm the nice one
Redhead> so no i would not like to continue this convo with u
* Kin3tiK is now known as Luke_Skywalker
Anakin> Thanks for informing me, red
* Luke_Skywalker pulls out his trusty Lightsaber
* Pagan is now known as Girth_Vader
Anakin> not ASS vader?
* Girth_Vader is now known as Ass_Vader
* Ass_Vader assvades Anakin
Ass_Vader> who'se your daddy?
* Ass_Vader is now known as Pagan
LeeAmber> hahahahahaha lmfao @ Vader
* Anakin was kicked by Luke_Skywalker (May the force be with everyone who crosses your path .. just dont annoy our chatters)
Luke_Skywalker> oh
Luke_Skywalker> dere it is
Thorn> yes
Thorn> I like it!!

BrutalFruitM> Pagan is it gone colder there?

BrutalFruitM> Pagan is it gone colder there?
Pagan> not really
Pagan> just wetter
BrutalFruitM> u like wet dont u Pagan
BrutalFruitM> lol
Pagan> nope
Pagan> although not actually, doesnt bother me
Pagan> lol i was even fishing in the rain this weekend
Pagan> and on the beach in the kinda rain
BrutalFruitM> so u had muddy beach sand in your ass Prude_F
BrutalFruitM> oops Pagan
BrutalFruitM> ffs
* BrutalFruitM moers his damn kboard
SLicK> LOL
Pagan> so u had muddy beach sand in your ass Prude_F <-lol token_black_guy> *ey
SLicK> Prude_F had a muddy ass ?
Pagan> wasnt me
Pagan> *kof
SLicK> that just sounds SOOOO wrong
SLicK> hahahahahahaha
bananagirl> lol
BrutalFruitM> lol
Prude_F> what i do now?
SLicK> MUDDY ASS!
bananagirl> sis
bananagirl> ;/
BrutalFruitM> it was a mistake
BrutalFruitM> tsk
Pagan> u thought sex on the beach was bad
Pagan> now we know what happens to chicks
bananagirl> ..
SLicK> rofl!
SLicK> yes!
BrutalFruitM> hahahahaha
Pagan> we dread the carpet burn
Pagan> they dread the mud
bananagirl> *gags*
Pagan> who would have knew
* token_black_guy lays in the foetal position in a corner
BrutalFruitM> like sandpaper in teh crack
Pagan> later
Pagan> when it dries
Pagan> hmmm
bananagirl> lmfao!
SLicK> haha Pagan
Pagan> be bad if cum makes it dry like cement
Pagan> wonder what i could eat to make it do that
Schwinn> Charmin
bananagirl> sis!!!!
SLicK> lol
* Schwinn gag's a lil
BrutalFruitM> Pagan thats when a dude knows he cant hav the chick on top
BrutalFruitM> or else he gonna get some polyfiller up his ass
Pagan> lol
Pagan> could be worse
Pagan> could be eskimo's
Pagan> did u know they dont have much oral sex?
Pagan> cumsicle death rate there is high
BrutalFruitM> lmao
SLicK> eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
Pagan> and u dont wanna lick it
SLicK> it's like frozen chicken
Pagan> imagine how bad that must be
* token_black_guy shakes head
BrutalFruitM> hahaha no muffing an eskimo chick
Pagan> stuck with your tongue frozen to a pussy
SLicK> :/
bananagirl> ;/
BrutalFruitM> your tongue will get stuck
bananagirl> oi oi
Pagan> in an igloo that smells like fish
Pagan> thats gotta suck
bananagirl> stoppit

Chocolate

Spartacus> what's wrong with chocolate now?
Pagan> i dont like chocolate
Pagan> its yukky
Spartacus> got the same chemicals as sex
Pagan> only for a girl
token_black_guy> Dude!
Pagan> i've never had a bar one that made me cum in my pants
Pagan> hope u havent
token_black_guy> You're missing out.
* Pagan backs away
Pagan> *from token more than anyone else

Rule 34

* strangefruit listens to Talk Talk and takes her mind back to a particular strip tease
GriM-ReapeR> Gawd,u horny ppl
token_black_guy> Talk Talk?
strangefruit> yes, Talk Talk - I know - odd choice of music - it was performed on a whim
token_black_guy> <--- stripped to NIN's Animal, once Pagan> *blink
Pagan> black guy stripping to NIN
Pagan> rule 34 in action
* Pagan mind blown
token_black_guy> Haha...
token_black_guy> Shush.

Church

Prude_F> hey...i've been to church
Prude_F> i was welcomed by name! omg how embarrassing
token_black_guy> I haven't been to church since I was confirmed... I failed to see a reason for going after that
Pagan> confirmed?
Prude_F> confirmed?
token_black_guy> yep.
Pagan> as?
Prude_F> like.....TBG you're confirmed as a person
Gorge> yes confirmed
Pagan> yes
Pagan> u are a person
Pagan> have a cookie
Prude_F> hahahahhaa
token_black_guy> Yep. But only so that I can make Catholic jokes, Gorge :P
Gorge> lolol token_black_guy
Pagan> actually
Pagan> would be funnier if u were a jew
Prude_F> hahahhahaa
Pagan> dreads with 2 jew curls in front
Pagan> that would rock
Prude_F> lmao
token_black_guy> Dude! That so would!
Prude_F> that would rock actually

Updog

* Spartacus has joined #AdultsOnly
Pagan> howzit Spartacus
Spartacus> hello
token_black_guy> Yo Spartacus.
Spartacus> hey dude
Spartacus> sup?
Pagan> updog
token_black_guy> Nothing. Just chillin'. You?
token_black_guy> What's updog?
Pagan> nothing much
Pagan> you?
Pagan> *booya!
Pagan> pagan +1
Spartacus> nothing much
Spartacus> :D

The Anti-Christ

2.0

LuLu> pagan, are you indian?
Pagan> why u ask that LuLu?
LuLu> just wanna know
Pagan> i'm not
Pagan> but everyone thinks that
Pagan> i dont know why
LuLu> I like indian men
Pagan> just cause i choon the choon
LuLu> some of them are very hot
Pagan> doesnt made me full moodly
LuLu> like my hubby
Pagan> i'm better than an indian man :D
Pagan> i can do manual labour
Pagan> hehe
PoKeRfAcE> lol
LuLu> are you spicy?
Pagan> yes
Pagan> charou 2.0
LuLu> bwahahahhahahahahhaha
Gabriella> Bwahahahahahah @ 2.0

Page 47

Pagan> hurro nita
Redhead> hello Nita :)
Pagan> hows u
Nita> i just totally fucked up my neck
Pagan> how?
Redhead> what did u do?
Pagan> page 47 karma sutra?
Nita> lol Pagan, i wish, you cant kama sutra by urself
Pagan> u can
Pagan> dont do page 47

Zooooom

[20:15] * Nita loves loves loves.........
[20:41] Pagan> BACON

God is a woman

PoKeRfAcE> lol silence fok
Pagan> sorry
Pagan> I was masturbating
PoKeRfAcE> lmao
Redhead> lol tsk :P
Dog> sorry
Dog> for a sec i had no hands to type with
PoKeRfAcE> lmao one holding ur dick and the other fondelling ur ass?
Redhead> lolol
Dog> jiss you clever PoKeRfAcE
Dog> howd you know
Dog> prostate stimulation rocks
Pagan> u'd think they'd put a g-spot on a better place on a man
Pagan> god is a woman
Pagan> I'm sure
Pagan> all like HAHA fuck u lol
PoKeRfAcE> lmao
Dog> so fucking true

Tongue

sleeping_beauty> pagan bring that tongue here
* Pagan tongue salutes
Pagan> hurro
* Middleclaw lewks at Pagan.....
* Pagan tongue waves hurro
Pagan> *licks eyebrow
Pagan> *wink
Pagan> bebe
lucie> Mwahs pagan
Pagan> hey lucie :)
Middleclaw> Pagan... Remeber Redhead....
Pagan> yes i do....why?
* Middleclaw points to the logs... (edited of corse)
Middleclaw> now behave.
Pagan> she said its ok if i get u into bed
Pagan> cause u hot
lucie> What?
Pagan> and its only gay if our balls touch
Pagan> so lekker
lucie> Gags
Middleclaw> eeewww Pagan

Castration

sirducer> bielie arrive in my priv again uninvited and ill castrate u ok u twit
Pagan> lolol
bielie> no problem that soud kinkie
Pagan> yes
jasmine> lmao
Pagan> castration is VERY kinky
Pagan> u must try it

For the durban ou's(cause not many other peeps would catch the joke)

jasmine> tell me
Pagan> lol, first I gotta know....u have any gold teeth?
jasmine> eish... how can u ask me that
Pagan> just need to know first
jasmine> ----> JHB hindian ok
Pagan> so
jasmine> no gold teef
Pagan> phew
Pagan> cause like I was thinking wtf is it about gold teeth
jasmine> lmao
Pagan> then I clicked on...face bling
asmine> hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha!
Pagan> cause they all dig it right
jasmine> Pagan u crack me up i swear
Pagan> funny how they all gotta look the same
Pagan> like a indian ready mould
Pagan> or reddy mould in this case
Pagan> actually, there was a thought that set that off this morning
jasmine> lol
Pagan> was thinking about a lil charou kid with lank bad gaps in his teeth
Pagan> and the dad all proud like
jasmine> lmao
Pagan> "so much of bling we can put in his mouth, right?"
Pagan> we gonna change your name bobby
Pagan> now your name is bling
Pagan> bling chetty
jasmine> stop i'm choking over here hahaaaaaaha

Madness

Loki> ffs ... what happened to the TIME
Pagan> Time is fleeting
theoneyouwant> ka ka ha a
fidgit> madness takes its toll
fidgit> but listen closely
theoneyouwant> why loki?
Pagan> But not for very much longer
fidgit> i've got to....
Pagan> Keep control
Loki> i rememeber doing the tiiiiiiiiime warp !?
Loki> :P
Loki> ffs
Pagan> DA DA NA NA DA
Loki> now that song is in my head
Pagan> Haha

^5

TinwomaN> pfftt - I hate making typos
BrutalFruitM> try typing with 2 hands TinwomaN
Pagan> type two hands TinwomaN
BrutalFruitM> :)
Pagan> I know its hard when I'm around
Pagan> but try
BrutalFruitM> ^5 Pagan
BrutalFruitM> lol
Pagan> ^4
BrutalFruitM> u got 4 fingers?
BrutalFruitM> lol
Pagan> yeah, freak masturbation accident
BrutalFruitM> lmfao