Funnier Than a 25yo virgin

Funnier Than a 25yo virgin
that still lives with his mother

WARNING WARNING WARNING

Lots of rudeness, crudeness, and not nice words below

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Madness

Loki> ffs ... what happened to the TIME
Pagan> Time is fleeting
theoneyouwant> ka ka ha a
fidgit> madness takes its toll
fidgit> but listen closely
theoneyouwant> why loki?
Pagan> But not for very much longer
fidgit> i've got to....
Pagan> Keep control
Loki> i rememeber doing the tiiiiiiiiime warp !?
Loki> :P
Loki> ffs
Pagan> DA DA NA NA DA
Loki> now that song is in my head
Pagan> Haha

Thursday, May 7, 2009

^5

TinwomaN> pfftt - I hate making typos
BrutalFruitM> try typing with 2 hands TinwomaN
Pagan> type two hands TinwomaN
BrutalFruitM> :)
Pagan> I know its hard when I'm around
Pagan> but try
BrutalFruitM> ^5 Pagan
BrutalFruitM> lol
Pagan> ^4
BrutalFruitM> u got 4 fingers?
BrutalFruitM> lol
Pagan> yeah, freak masturbation accident
BrutalFruitM> lmfao

Monday, May 4, 2009

Natural Talent

Ssammy> oi oi oi now guys, no fighting over me, there is enuf of me to go around
Pagan> I'm first though
* Pagan pushes BrutalFruitM over
BrutalFruitM> how much is enuff Ssammy
* BrutalFruitM falls on top of Ssammy
Pagan> amateur
Ssammy> rofl
* Pagan trips and falls and lands with his penis inside 3 women in quick succesion
Pagan> THATS how you do it!
BrutalFruitM> lmfao
^vixen^> l0l
Ssammy> WOW Pagan, that is some stunt that you just pulled there *giggle*
BrutalFruitM> bet u never even felt it Ssammy
BrutalFruitM> lol
Pagan> yeah
Pagan> I'm like a pre-emtive strike....u dont see me cumming
BrutalFruitM> hahahaha

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Choc Flavour Anal Lube

Dog> i brush my teeth Red. Smells like mint
Redhead> oh okay minty fresh is guddd
Dog> you know what minty lube costs at Adult World
Redhead> Dog u buy toothpaste there?
Dog> no silly
Dog> but...
Dog> i will ask if they stock it
Redhead> oh okay
Dog> any special flav you like?
* Pagan pays attention
* Pagan hides the chocolate flavour anal lube
Dog> lolololol
Dog> think ill give that one a skip
Pagan> imagine their faces if you ask at the counter if they have any
Pagan> then act indignant when they say no
Pagan> hahahaha
Dog> lololol
Pagan> LOL!
Pagan> even better, ask the manager at spar
Pagan> hahahahahaha
* Pagan lols of his chair
Dog> LOLOLOL
* Dog joins
Pagan> then ask if they'll source it for you
Pagan> lol, shit thats funny

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Touche

Cis1982> its not in my evolved state of mind
polymath> you don't say .. :/
Cis1982> oh taushy polymath
polymath> lol
Cis1982> tooshay
Cis1982> *
polymath> *touchè
Diva> bwhahhahaha
Pagan> lol
Pagan> I liked that