Whale Semen

Dot> well you asked the right guy, i'm a whale biologist
PiratePagan> whale?
PiratePagan> biologist?
PiratePagan> what a coincidence
PiratePagan> anyone wanna hear an amazing fact about whales?
Bob1971> Ag no dude
PiratePagan> ja man
Bob1971> Thats an old story
PiratePagan> ssssh
PiratePagan> be quiet
Bob1971> LOL
* PiratePagan sets mode :+whalesemen Bob1971
Bob1971> Hahahaha
Tan> lol
PiratePagan> so
PiratePagan> who wants to hear it?
Tan> i do
bandit> not me
PiratePagan> coooool
PiratePagan> DID U KNOW...
PiratePagan> *drumroll
PiratePagan> whales produce on average around 40 gallons of semen per ejaculation
PiratePagan> but only 10% reaches its mate
PiratePagan> which explains why the sea is so salty
Tan> good grief
Tan> lol
Tan> what happens to the other 90% semen?
Jellybean> lol
PiratePagan> into the sea
PiratePagan> duh
PiratePagan> =salty water
Tan> no man lol
Nickel> ok:(
PiratePagan> semen is salty you know
Nickel> ok:(
PiratePagan> no wait
PiratePagan> other way around
Tan> you've tasted semen ?
PiratePagan> its actually mainly glucose
PiratePagan> its just that it tastes salty cause your sweet taste buds are at the tip of your tongue
PiratePagan> and not the back of your throat
PiratePagan> according to bob anyway