Dont rattle my cage

* TBG makes a mental note: mythic does not swallow
mythic> lol nah i gargle
TBG> Aaaargh, sis.
Evergreen> LOLOL
TBG> *shudders*
mythic> lol oh hush - you started
Evergreen> oh damn, im getting visuals now :(
Evergreen> lol
TBG> I know I did and I regret it, mythic.
mythic> moving on
mythic> ;)
Evergreen> swiftly
TBG> Yes please.
mythic> hahahahahaha
Pagan> actually
Pagan> fuck spit or swallow
Pagan> i have a high sperm count
Pagan> u chew on me :D
* Pagan sits back and lets it sink in
Evergreen> rofl
Evergreen> nooooooooooooo
mythic> PAGAN!!!!!!!!!
TBG> Dude.
Evergreen> noooooooooooooo
Evergreen> nooooooooooooo
Pagan> bet tbg has a bad taste in his mouth right now

Ai, karamba!

* Aphrael stfu and sits in her corner
Ssammy> why Aphrael???
Aphrael> well, karamba don't wanna accept my help
* TBG raises an eyebrow
Aphrael> don't thank me either
TBG> Ai, karamba!
Pagan> lol dont feel alone
Aphrael> lmao
mythic> lmao
Pagan> hahahahahahahaha

(bob"O"pagan)

* Bob1971 sets mode + naked on Jellybean
Jellybean> haha
Jellybean> mwah Bob1971
Jellybean> you dont wanna see me nekkid, trust me
Jellybean> its scary stuff
Pagan> i have brainphotoshop
Pagan> its called 'beer'
Bob1971> LOL @ brain photoshop
Pagan> men can drink cattle pretty
Pagan> true fact
* Jellybean walks off
Pagan> lol actually bud its funny
Jellybean> :(
Pagan> one day one dude is gonna ask the bean wtf she has bob tattooed on one side of her ass
Pagan> and pagan on the other
Bob1971> LOL
Bob1971> No shit
Pagan> (bob"O"pagan)
Bob1971> Hahahahahaha
Jellybean> rofl
* Pagan changes the topic to '(bob"O"pagan)'
Bob1971> Not x marks the spot but "O" marks the spot
Jellybean> lmao
Pagan> the imagery makes me lol
* Jellybean falls off her chair
Jellybean> oi!!! lol
Pagan> now now bob
Pagan> lets not be mocking the beans chocholate starfish
Pagan> the * is sensitive
Bob1971> LOL
Bob1971> Pmsl
Pagan> u have to ease into these kind of things
Bob1971> True that
Jellybean> hahahaha
* Pagan is now known as LubedPagan
LubedPagan> booya
Bob1971> ASL does assist remarkably well
* Jellybean slaps LubedPagan

Nigerian with tourettes scam

From: Pagan
Sent: 24 March 2010 03:36:35 PM
To: Dog



Dear fuck you asshole,


Uofej nyetiferyh unyid iityoveu I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United States dollars) into your accounts. Ieheb uajogozoo ojor iboreu yoas umynagojo.


Yqiseloz naepy. We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. Loujypeyx vyhoyi ydoz uuck you! Shit fuck peaqejo uvuzue feliyazile yjima yqaeopoha ivapuet ylyusuzofe aratucyt ziqealoocu.


Cock pussy bastard iijyuh oside yuosy ytupyfe aryn apav relyojaz aniwyh. The transfer is risk free on both sides. Bastard shit licker. Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, qukopueah izor akodosylu qatoyuke along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively motherfucker what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.


Please reply shit urgently

Everyone loves Tuesdays

* DonlyD has joined #adultsonly
DonlyD> weres my bitches?
DonlyD> lol
* Jellybean looks around for the "bitches"
Jellybean> Pagan, your bf is here :P
* cAptain hides away
DonlyD> lol
Pagan> who?
* Pagan penis perks
Jellybean> DonlyD
Jellybean> hes looking for a bitch
Pagan> aaah
Pagan> oh wait
Pagan> that wont work
Jellybean> why not?
Pagan> i'm all dominant and shit tonight
DonlyD> lol
Jellybean> lol im sure he will like that Pagan :P
Pagan> oh yay, that means he's just in time
Pagan> tuesdays are always anal penetration day
DonlyD> its monday
DonlyD> lol
Pagan> its ok
Pagan> for you i'll make an exception
Pagan> *wink wink
Jellybean> lol
Jellybean> there you go DonlyD, all sorted :P
* Pagan ponders blog
Pagan> cause thats quite funny
Pagan> especially out of context
Jellybean> lol

Twilight

Pagan> lol only cool thing about vampire lovers
Pagan> takes a brave man to surf the red sea
food> without tomato sauce i hope
Pagan> but a braver one to drink from it
Redhead> bleh!
Pagan> vampire dude will think its his birthday
Pagan> once a month
Pagan> booya
* Redhead gags Pagan
Xray-GirL> ok thats just disgusting
Pagan> ta :)

wtf man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <- 31 exclamation marks

Loki> kinny .... im getting shit from Incogfuckhead in pvt .... wth ?
kinny> how should i know ?
kinny> ask him
Loki> i did ...
Loki> its not my duty to deal with this shit ffs
kinny> Loki erm
kinny> what is your duty then ?
Loki> wtf man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loki> wtf man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:00] * Loki (Loki@g0d.oF.MischieF.cha0s.and.DestrucTion) Quit (Quit: Loki)
Pagan> lololol
Pagan> HAHAHAHAHAHA
HeRmiA> boy... someone got their periods
* Pagan lols
Pagan> BLOG!
Pagan> yay

Tarzan

Token_black_guy> 25... birthday's on Saturday, then I'll almost be in my late twenties :'(
Gorge> token_black_guy :)
Narsilion> Tbg that aint old arse
Pagan> he needs comfort sex Gorge
SaltySeaDog> halfway to 50 ey token_black_guy
Gorge> why comfort sex Pagan, and why aint u shagging him with ur huge penis?
Pagan> cause he'd probably scream like a girl
Pagan> thats no fine
Pagan> fun
Narsilion> Lol.
token_black_guy> But screaming like a man, would be?
Pagan> hard to scream like a man with a penis in your bum
Pagan> beat your chest and do tarzan?
token_black_guy> You sound sure of this, Pagan/
Pagan> ahhhhhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahhhhh
token_black_guy> Too sure.
Pagan> ^--NEVER gonna be the same again
Narsilion> Rofl
Pagan> i ruined tarzan for everyone
Pagan> lolz
token_black_guy> You have actually Pagan.

Assvader

Redhead> i'm the one with tits in our relationship
Redhead> plus i'm the bitchy one too
* Thorn waves
Thorn> buh bye
* Spartacus wonders why you botehr explaining this
* Kin3tiK takes 5 steps back and grinZ
LeeAmber> Any proof Red lol
Pagan> lol baby
Pagan> thats true
Pagan> i'm the nice one
Redhead> so no i would not like to continue this convo with u
* Kin3tiK is now known as Luke_Skywalker
Anakin> Thanks for informing me, red
* Luke_Skywalker pulls out his trusty Lightsaber
* Pagan is now known as Girth_Vader
Anakin> not ASS vader?
* Girth_Vader is now known as Ass_Vader
* Ass_Vader assvades Anakin
Ass_Vader> who'se your daddy?
* Ass_Vader is now known as Pagan
LeeAmber> hahahahahaha lmfao @ Vader
* Anakin was kicked by Luke_Skywalker (May the force be with everyone who crosses your path .. just dont annoy our chatters)
Luke_Skywalker> oh
Luke_Skywalker> dere it is
Thorn> yes
Thorn> I like it!!

BrutalFruitM> Pagan is it gone colder there?

BrutalFruitM> Pagan is it gone colder there?
Pagan> not really
Pagan> just wetter
BrutalFruitM> u like wet dont u Pagan
BrutalFruitM> lol
Pagan> nope
Pagan> although not actually, doesnt bother me
Pagan> lol i was even fishing in the rain this weekend
Pagan> and on the beach in the kinda rain
BrutalFruitM> so u had muddy beach sand in your ass Prude_F
BrutalFruitM> oops Pagan
BrutalFruitM> ffs
* BrutalFruitM moers his damn kboard
SLicK> LOL
Pagan> so u had muddy beach sand in your ass Prude_F <-lol token_black_guy> *ey
SLicK> Prude_F had a muddy ass ?
Pagan> wasnt me
Pagan> *kof
SLicK> that just sounds SOOOO wrong
SLicK> hahahahahahaha
bananagirl> lol
BrutalFruitM> lol
Prude_F> what i do now?
SLicK> MUDDY ASS!
bananagirl> sis
bananagirl> ;/
BrutalFruitM> it was a mistake
BrutalFruitM> tsk
Pagan> u thought sex on the beach was bad
Pagan> now we know what happens to chicks
bananagirl> ..
SLicK> rofl!
SLicK> yes!
BrutalFruitM> hahahahaha
Pagan> we dread the carpet burn
Pagan> they dread the mud
bananagirl> *gags*
Pagan> who would have knew
* token_black_guy lays in the foetal position in a corner
BrutalFruitM> like sandpaper in teh crack
Pagan> later
Pagan> when it dries
Pagan> hmmm
bananagirl> lmfao!
SLicK> haha Pagan
Pagan> be bad if cum makes it dry like cement
Pagan> wonder what i could eat to make it do that
Schwinn> Charmin
bananagirl> sis!!!!
SLicK> lol
* Schwinn gag's a lil
BrutalFruitM> Pagan thats when a dude knows he cant hav the chick on top
BrutalFruitM> or else he gonna get some polyfiller up his ass
Pagan> lol
Pagan> could be worse
Pagan> could be eskimo's
Pagan> did u know they dont have much oral sex?
Pagan> cumsicle death rate there is high
BrutalFruitM> lmao
SLicK> eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
Pagan> and u dont wanna lick it
SLicK> it's like frozen chicken
Pagan> imagine how bad that must be
* token_black_guy shakes head
BrutalFruitM> hahaha no muffing an eskimo chick
Pagan> stuck with your tongue frozen to a pussy
SLicK> :/
bananagirl> ;/
BrutalFruitM> your tongue will get stuck
bananagirl> oi oi
Pagan> in an igloo that smells like fish
Pagan> thats gotta suck
bananagirl> stoppit

Chocolate

Spartacus> what's wrong with chocolate now?
Pagan> i dont like chocolate
Pagan> its yukky
Spartacus> got the same chemicals as sex
Pagan> only for a girl
token_black_guy> Dude!
Pagan> i've never had a bar one that made me cum in my pants
Pagan> hope u havent
token_black_guy> You're missing out.
* Pagan backs away
Pagan> *from token more than anyone else

Rule 34

* strangefruit listens to Talk Talk and takes her mind back to a particular strip tease
GriM-ReapeR> Gawd,u horny ppl
token_black_guy> Talk Talk?
strangefruit> yes, Talk Talk - I know - odd choice of music - it was performed on a whim
token_black_guy> <--- stripped to NIN's Animal, once Pagan> *blink
Pagan> black guy stripping to NIN
Pagan> rule 34 in action
* Pagan mind blown
token_black_guy> Haha...
token_black_guy> Shush.

Church

Prude_F> hey...i've been to church
Prude_F> i was welcomed by name! omg how embarrassing
token_black_guy> I haven't been to church since I was confirmed... I failed to see a reason for going after that
Pagan> confirmed?
Prude_F> confirmed?
token_black_guy> yep.
Pagan> as?
Prude_F> like.....TBG you're confirmed as a person
Gorge> yes confirmed
Pagan> yes
Pagan> u are a person
Pagan> have a cookie
Prude_F> hahahahhaa
token_black_guy> Yep. But only so that I can make Catholic jokes, Gorge :P
Gorge> lolol token_black_guy
Pagan> actually
Pagan> would be funnier if u were a jew
Prude_F> hahahhahaa
Pagan> dreads with 2 jew curls in front
Pagan> that would rock
Prude_F> lmao
token_black_guy> Dude! That so would!
Prude_F> that would rock actually

Updog

* Spartacus has joined #AdultsOnly
Pagan> howzit Spartacus
Spartacus> hello
token_black_guy> Yo Spartacus.
Spartacus> hey dude
Spartacus> sup?
Pagan> updog
token_black_guy> Nothing. Just chillin'. You?
token_black_guy> What's updog?
Pagan> nothing much
Pagan> you?
Pagan> *booya!
Pagan> pagan +1
Spartacus> nothing much
Spartacus> :D

The Anti-Christ

2.0

LuLu> pagan, are you indian?
Pagan> why u ask that LuLu?
LuLu> just wanna know
Pagan> i'm not
Pagan> but everyone thinks that
Pagan> i dont know why
LuLu> I like indian men
Pagan> just cause i choon the choon
LuLu> some of them are very hot
Pagan> doesnt made me full moodly
LuLu> like my hubby
Pagan> i'm better than an indian man :D
Pagan> i can do manual labour
Pagan> hehe
PoKeRfAcE> lol
LuLu> are you spicy?
Pagan> yes
Pagan> charou 2.0
LuLu> bwahahahhahahahahhaha
Gabriella> Bwahahahahahah @ 2.0

Page 47

Pagan> hurro nita
Redhead> hello Nita :)
Pagan> hows u
Nita> i just totally fucked up my neck
Pagan> how?
Redhead> what did u do?
Pagan> page 47 karma sutra?
Nita> lol Pagan, i wish, you cant kama sutra by urself
Pagan> u can
Pagan> dont do page 47

Zooooom

[20:15] * Nita loves loves loves.........
[20:41] Pagan> BACON

God is a woman

PoKeRfAcE> lol silence fok
Pagan> sorry
Pagan> I was masturbating
PoKeRfAcE> lmao
Redhead> lol tsk :P
Dog> sorry
Dog> for a sec i had no hands to type with
PoKeRfAcE> lmao one holding ur dick and the other fondelling ur ass?
Redhead> lolol
Dog> jiss you clever PoKeRfAcE
Dog> howd you know
Dog> prostate stimulation rocks
Pagan> u'd think they'd put a g-spot on a better place on a man
Pagan> god is a woman
Pagan> I'm sure
Pagan> all like HAHA fuck u lol
PoKeRfAcE> lmao
Dog> so fucking true

Tongue

sleeping_beauty> pagan bring that tongue here
* Pagan tongue salutes
Pagan> hurro
* Middleclaw lewks at Pagan.....
* Pagan tongue waves hurro
Pagan> *licks eyebrow
Pagan> *wink
Pagan> bebe
lucie> Mwahs pagan
Pagan> hey lucie :)
Middleclaw> Pagan... Remeber Redhead....
Pagan> yes i do....why?
* Middleclaw points to the logs... (edited of corse)
Middleclaw> now behave.
Pagan> she said its ok if i get u into bed
Pagan> cause u hot
lucie> What?
Pagan> and its only gay if our balls touch
Pagan> so lekker
lucie> Gags
Middleclaw> eeewww Pagan