Castration

sirducer> bielie arrive in my priv again uninvited and ill castrate u ok u twit
Pagan> lolol
bielie> no problem that soud kinkie
Pagan> yes
jasmine> lmao
Pagan> castration is VERY kinky
Pagan> u must try it

For the durban ou's(cause not many other peeps would catch the joke)

jasmine> tell me
Pagan> lol, first I gotta know....u have any gold teeth?
jasmine> eish... how can u ask me that
Pagan> just need to know first
jasmine> ----> JHB hindian ok
Pagan> so
jasmine> no gold teef
Pagan> phew
Pagan> cause like I was thinking wtf is it about gold teeth
jasmine> lmao
Pagan> then I clicked on...face bling
asmine> hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha!
Pagan> cause they all dig it right
jasmine> Pagan u crack me up i swear
Pagan> funny how they all gotta look the same
Pagan> like a indian ready mould
Pagan> or reddy mould in this case
Pagan> actually, there was a thought that set that off this morning
jasmine> lol
Pagan> was thinking about a lil charou kid with lank bad gaps in his teeth
Pagan> and the dad all proud like
jasmine> lmao
Pagan> "so much of bling we can put in his mouth, right?"
Pagan> we gonna change your name bobby
Pagan> now your name is bling
Pagan> bling chetty
jasmine> stop i'm choking over here hahaaaaaaha

Madness

Loki> ffs ... what happened to the TIME
Pagan> Time is fleeting
theoneyouwant> ka ka ha a
fidgit> madness takes its toll
fidgit> but listen closely
theoneyouwant> why loki?
Pagan> But not for very much longer
fidgit> i've got to....
Pagan> Keep control
Loki> i rememeber doing the tiiiiiiiiime warp !?
Loki> :P
Loki> ffs
Pagan> DA DA NA NA DA
Loki> now that song is in my head
Pagan> Haha

^5

TinwomaN> pfftt - I hate making typos
BrutalFruitM> try typing with 2 hands TinwomaN
Pagan> type two hands TinwomaN
BrutalFruitM> :)
Pagan> I know its hard when I'm around
Pagan> but try
BrutalFruitM> ^5 Pagan
BrutalFruitM> lol
Pagan> ^4
BrutalFruitM> u got 4 fingers?
BrutalFruitM> lol
Pagan> yeah, freak masturbation accident
BrutalFruitM> lmfao

Natural Talent

Ssammy> oi oi oi now guys, no fighting over me, there is enuf of me to go around
Pagan> I'm first though
* Pagan pushes BrutalFruitM over
BrutalFruitM> how much is enuff Ssammy
* BrutalFruitM falls on top of Ssammy
Pagan> amateur
Ssammy> rofl
* Pagan trips and falls and lands with his penis inside 3 women in quick succesion
Pagan> THATS how you do it!
BrutalFruitM> lmfao
^vixen^> l0l
Ssammy> WOW Pagan, that is some stunt that you just pulled there *giggle*
BrutalFruitM> bet u never even felt it Ssammy
BrutalFruitM> lol
Pagan> yeah
Pagan> I'm like a pre-emtive strike....u dont see me cumming
BrutalFruitM> hahahaha

Choc Flavour Anal Lube

Dog> i brush my teeth Red. Smells like mint
Redhead> oh okay minty fresh is guddd
Dog> you know what minty lube costs at Adult World
Redhead> Dog u buy toothpaste there?
Dog> no silly
Dog> but...
Dog> i will ask if they stock it
Redhead> oh okay
Dog> any special flav you like?
* Pagan pays attention
* Pagan hides the chocolate flavour anal lube
Dog> lolololol
Dog> think ill give that one a skip
Pagan> imagine their faces if you ask at the counter if they have any
Pagan> then act indignant when they say no
Pagan> hahahaha
Dog> lololol
Pagan> LOL!
Pagan> even better, ask the manager at spar
Pagan> hahahahahaha
* Pagan lols of his chair
Dog> LOLOLOL
* Dog joins
Pagan> then ask if they'll source it for you
Pagan> lol, shit thats funny

Touche

Cis1982> its not in my evolved state of mind
polymath> you don't say .. :/
Cis1982> oh taushy polymath
polymath> lol
Cis1982> tooshay
Cis1982> *
polymath> *touchè
Diva> bwhahhahaha
Pagan> lol
Pagan> I liked that

STD's

* Vampyra Looks at her soup and then at pagan
* Pagan willing to swop blood for sex
* Vampyra Looks at her soup again - okay, calm down, soup dun carry diseases like blood do
* Pagan STD free....u need sex for that
Pagan> about the only std I've ever had was tennis elbow

Penis envy

Pagan> yes, only people that say "size doesnt matter" is people with little peepee's
Blue_Eyes_Babe> lol
SarahB> or women Pagan, women do not suffer from penis envy
Pagan> actually lots do
Blue_Eyes_Babe> lol
Pagan> but thats just usually a case of pagan penis envy
Pagan> my penis very popular ne

New song - Destiny

A song I made:

Enjoy

http://www9.zippyshare.com/v/98070847/file.html

Kick button

Dog> !kick Cyber_Sailor
Dog> still dont work
Pagan> type /quit kick
Pagan> it will enable it
* Dog (CHAT27web@Chatters-857F8B42.telkomadsl.co.za) Quit (Quit: kick)

34C

Trev> anyone female here a 34c cup?
Hannah> ohmygoodness - in my dreams
bittersweet> no Trev thats too small for the girls here
Pagan> some of these chicks have 34C nipples
Pagan> *runz
randomchick> bwahahahahahahaahahaha
Hannah> LOL
bittersweet> haha @ Pagan

Pose

* +Amaque Grinz at zoe, wow, what a nice poes with ur legs all over the place
Fairygodmother> chokes on choccie
polymath> LOL
zoe> omg!
zoe> Amaque!
gizmo> lol
MrNO> zomg!
zoe> pose or what?!
Amaque> Shit pose* that was a typo
zoe> bwahahahahhahahahahaha

Smelly Cat

Twinkles> Shadow-Cat: I'm sorry but your nick always make me think of Phoebe from friends smelly cat song
bittersweet> i have a cat named smelly cat
bittersweet> haha
Pagan> lol
Pagan> wonder why
Pagan> well
Pagan> smelly cat better than stinky pussy
bittersweet> haha
thedude> hahahahaha
Pagan> imagine standing at your door shouting for stinky pussy to come home
mimi24> lol Pagan
Vixen> bwahahahahahahahahah Pagan Nooit man
mimi24> nasty boy u
Twinkles> lol
bittersweet> no Pagan it was a stray and when we got it smelled really bad

Pacman

Sinful_Allure> .
celtic> .
solo> ..
Trouble> good point
celtic> ...
solo> ....
Pagan> ......<.......... <-PaganPacman WICCA WICCA WICCA
chicpea> lol!

Girlfriends

Phate> I've never had sex with another human before
Pagan> lol phate
Pagan> u got the same problem as me
Pagan> I really need a gf who's name doesnt end in .JPG
Phate> oh, that
wendz> lol
Zee> hahaha
Phate> yar, I know the feeling
Phate> Lately I've upgraded my woman though
Phate> No more .jpg kak
Phate> Now I'm cruising in the .flv lane
Pagan> I'm just waiting for i-max porn to take off
Pagan> 40 foot vagina in startling HD
Pagan> thats gotta rock
killer> hahahahahaha
Phate> woaw, i-max pr0n
Phate> Dude
Phate> that's hot
Pagan> is hey
Pagan> a clit bigger than me....
Pagan> *drool
Phate> zomg
Phate> ..er..
Phate> I need to go to the toilet
Phate> for about 2 mins
Pagan> brb: hardon
wendz> lmfao
Zee> hahahahahahaha

C**k

Phate> Nobody can mock lesbians man
Phate> They just rock
solo> They just rock ..but they dont take c**k
Pagan> all I wanna know is how do u pronounce c**k?
Pagan> doesnt quite roll of the tongue
Phate> Casteriskasteriskk
Phate> Kind of sounds like dwarfish from tolkien
Pagan> so "suck my Casteriskasteriskk" is right?
Pagan> eish
geisha> lololololol

Twice?

Vixen> k, I am bored
Pagan> I'll do u Vixen
Vixen> Pagan, givin that u wud do anybody... thats hardly a compliment
Pagan> lol
Pagan> ok
Pagan> I'll do u twice then
Pagan> hows that?
Vixen> PERFECT!!!
Pagan> once normally
Pagan> and once in the bum
Vixen> No man

This is why u dont paste your phone number on IRC

lifeguard> any woman that wants to chat with me here my no 0762945949
Gorge> omG
Gorge> lets all phone him
lifeguard> ill blow your mind
* lifeguard was kicked by Pagan (no)
SheDevil> omg spam the number spam the number
* mimi24 wondering y lifeguard sellin himself cheap
zoe> lifeguard that is just dumb :)
* Pagan changes topic to 'I'm ghei and like it in the bum. cheap rates and group discounts. 0762945949"
Vixen> bwahhahahahahahhhahahahahhaha
SheDevil> omg bwahahaha @ topic
geisha> wahahahahaaa :) @ Pagan
Zee> hahahahahahahaha

Asshole

Pagan> I always say "I'm not an asshole. you're just overly sensitive"
bulletproofbikini> lol
max> and does that work for u Pagan?
Pagan> not really
Pagan> but I'm an asshole
Pagan> so I dont care
max> lol
THEkayotic1> lol