Funnier Than a 25yo virgin

Funnier Than a 25yo virgin
that still lives with his mother

WARNING WARNING WARNING

Lots of rudeness, crudeness, and not nice words below

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Way to go Gman :D

BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Wanna cyber ?
flirtbabe_cpt> sure
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Nice
flirtbabe_cpt> what do u have in mind?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> You liek role playing ?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> like*
flirtbabe_cpt> asl please
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I am 27
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Very sexy
flirtbabe_cpt> ok
flirtbabe_cpt> me 27 aswell
flirtbabe_cpt> f and from cpt
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Nice
flirtbabe_cpt> you?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I'm 27
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> You like role playing ?
flirtbabe_cpt> yeah
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> awesome
flirtbabe_cpt> wanna be my bitch?
flirtbabe_cpt> lol
* BoredFat^notSingle^guy finds his wizzard hat and robe
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I'll eb your wizzard bitch
flirtbabe_cpt> cool
flirtbabe_cpt> do your magic babe
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I'm naked under my wizzard robe
flirtbabe_cpt> nice and...
* BoredFat^notSingle^guy casts lvl 5 erotica on flirtbabe
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> This makes you wet
flirtbabe_cpt> not yet, but do go on
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I regain my mana
flirtbabe_cpt> jou wat?
flirtbabe_cpt> mana?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> And start chanting like a satanistic guy
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I cast lvl 50 Penis of doom
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> And fuck you hard
flirtbabe_cpt> nice
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> AGain i'm tired from mana loss
flirtbabe_cpt> what style?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Hold on
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I'm recouperating my mana
flirtbabe_cpt> lol
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> After my mana is full again
flirtbabe_cpt> yeah
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I start casting doggy style of jugdment, with penis of doom and your lvl 5
erotica, we fall into each others arms
flirtbabe_cpt> i like doggy
flirtbabe_cpt> fuck me hard dude
flirtbabe_cpt> question, are you always this over friendly?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Yes
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> the magic flows through my penis like a vortex of love
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> My mana is full again
flirtbabe_cpt> ok
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Can we carry on ?
flirtbabe_cpt> lol
flirtbabe_cpt> sure
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I cast lvl 15 wetness on you
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> And you become very wet
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> My mana drained yet again
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I am getting hard
flirtbabe_cpt> oooo
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Can we carry on ?
flirtbabe_cpt> yeah, im listening
flirtbabe_cpt> go on
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I use a mana potion to get full mana again
flirtbabe_cpt> i see
flirtbabe_cpt> do u smoke pot?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I cast lvl 1,000,000 lightning on you and you die
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I fuck your body
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> and cum
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Goodbye
flirtbabe_cpt> bye bye

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