Porn RUINED sex for me

Skygirl> 90210 wow that takes me back a few light years...
naughty_little_bunny> its like a plastic surgery thingy
ButterBean> 90210 is cheezy, come now!
Pagan> wow. that plastic surgery shit is scary
Pagan> I saw a ad the other day looking for ou's with 10" 's for a porn movie
Pagan> but there is no way I'm chopping off 2" just to be in a movie :/
ButterBean> lolololol!!!
naughty_little_bunny> LOLOLOL
* Skygirl leewks at Pagan's plastic sergery on MR Big
ButterBean> I'm sorry, but porn, esp. TV porn is so flippin funny!
Pagan> I was thinking about that last night
Pagan> etv porn is like late night soapies
ButterBean> All it is is ass and boobs.
Skygirl> what Pagan?
Pagan> kuk acting, kuk script, etc etc
ButterBean> ya ya!
Pagan> but at least its more realistic
naughty_little_bunny> i think porn makes sex cheap
Pagan> more naaiing, less talking :D
Pagan> thats my idea of a soapie
Pagan> 45 min naai + ad breaks
Pagan> actually
Pagan> watching porn ruined sex for me
ButterBean> lol my ass off at pagan!
ButterBean> no, really?
Pagan> I realised that woman dont actually scream "FUCK ME COWBOY!" when u touch their elbow
Pagan> what a disappointment
ButterBean> rofl!
Skygirl> lol
naughty_little_bunny> hahaha
ButterBean> I almost fell off my chair there!

Granny porn

* randomchick hands wildw some juice
* WildW passes out... dehydrated
randomchick> dont want u to turn into a prune
randomchick> drink ww
randomchick> drink
Pagan> *bad imagery
Pagan> I saw my grandparents having sex once
Pagan> now I cant eat raisins :/
randomchick> omg
tam> lol
randomchick> roflmao
WildW> ok thats just gross lol
randomchick> yip
Pagan> aha
Pagan> indeed
Pagan> *shudder
WildW> grandparents nogal eeeeewwwww
randomchick> u must have had nightmares for years pagan
Pagan> aha
* randomchick shivas
* WildW gags
JenJen> lolol Pagan
Pagan> allthough
Pagan> its scary
WildW> erm brb... I think I just threw up in my mouth a lil
Pagan> more money is spent on viagra and augmentations than is spent on alzheimers research
Pagan> so that means in the not to distant future
JenJen> lol and y is that?
Pagan> there gonna be old people with hardons
Pagan> and perfect breasts
Pagan> that cant remember what to do with them
JenJen> lolol
Pagan> in fact, you can actually see it now
Pagan> google "granny porn"
Pagan> then see how many hits you get
WildW> nooo
WildW> gawd
randomchick> noooo pagan
Pagan> thats cause there is ACTUALLY a market for that shit
randomchick> thats just wrong
Pagan> old ou's + viagra = granny porn

Porn

Pagan> I'll send you lesbian porn
Phate> there's no difference between lesbian and gay pr0n
Phate> be it male on male of female on female
Phate> it's still gay
Pagan> I suppose the only difference is the taste

S.A. Porn

Pagan> you guys are lucky I cant be witty in afrikaans
Pagan> come to think of it though
DeadMan> hehehe
Pagan> just trying to speak it can be classified as funny
DarkElfie> lol
Bob1971> LOL
Pagan> its wierd though
Pagan> go to jhb and even the carguards are like "totsiens, geniet jou dag"
Pagan> and I'm like "wtf?"
DeadMan> u should listen 2 afrikaans heavy metal
DeadMan> ull piss urself
Bob1971> LOL
DeadMan> die taal is nou ma net nie daarvoor gemaak nie
Pagan> ever wonder why they dont make afrikaans porn?
Pagan> I do
DeadMan> ja,ja,ja,ja,ja
Pagan> with bad subtitles, or direct translations
Pagan> that would rock
Pagan> actually
Pagan> is it possible to have an orgasm while pissing yourself aughing?
Pagan> maybe I should find some midget porn to test the theory
Pagan> know who I wanna see in some good sa porn
Pagan> that riaan crywagen ou
Pagan> just to see if his hair messes up
DarkElfie> lol
cirus> sick that is sick
cirus> Rian Porn Damn
DeadMan> what about fiona from weakestlink
DeadMan> now she'll pull that nun shit on u
Pagan> oh hell no
Pagan> I would never ever knob fiona
Pagan> can you imagine you giving it your best go
DeadMan> me nether
Pagan> and she's busy harrassing your ass
Pagan> goddamn
cirus> Rian and Fiona ? God messed up Shit