Punani

Bob1971> I think I need to get laid......................SOON!!!
Jellybean> that sounds so desperate
Bob1971> I'm married I am DESPERATE!!!
Jellybean> lmao
Jellybean> shame bob
Bob1971> Thing is on irc there are plenty of chicks that would shag me anytime
Bob1971> Go figure
Pagan> Yeah
Pagan> love is blind
Pagan> esp on IRC
Pagan> apparently
Jellybean> hahahaha
Bob1971> Ja true hey
Jellybean> either that or your reputation preceeds you hehe
Pagan> that too
Bob1971> I'm amazed at how many horny women are online JUSSES!!
Bob1971> <----------Innocent
Pagan> <-----looking the wrong places
Jellybean> lmao
Jellybean> poor bob and pagan hehe
Jellybean> you guys must be suffering terribly
Pagan> yeah
Bob1971> Dude I have the answer HOOKERS
Pagan> um. no. the question is HOOKERS. the answer is STD's
Jellybean> hahaha
Bob1971> Ja thats true but use 2 condoms
Pagan> nooit dude
Pagan> I seen some ho's I wouldnt touch with YOUR dick
Pagan> ewww
Jellybean> lol sis Pagan
Bob1971> True I feel the same
Bob1971> But I've seen some that were lets just say YUMMY!!!
Pagan> indeed
Pagan> unfortunately yummy=expensive though
Pagan> government should control that shit
Bob1971> True
Bob1971> I agree
Pagan> punani tax
Bob1971> I reckon married men should get a tax discount from visiting hookers
* Jellybean falls off her chair
Pagan> or housewives can claim it as a tax write off
Pagan> cause they'd probably class it as sin tax like smokes and booze
Bob1971> Ja true hey
Pagan> hmmm, interesting thought...
Pagan> could the ho's claim benefits and stuff
Pagan> or like claim wear and tear on their punani's
Pagan> or depreciation
Pagan> or something
Bob1971> Dunno hey,something like a resleeve benifit
Pagan> or insurance
Pagan> hmm
Jellybean> lolol
Bob1971> Hey could start a business
Bob1971> But would have to get it legalised
Pagan> ummm. not really
Bob1971> Illegal is best maybe
Pagan> yeah, cause if its all illegal like we dont have to pay them minimum wage
Jellybean> hahahaha
Bob1971> Hey minamum wage might be the way to go
Pagan> less than minimum
Pagan> eish, you can see I'm the durban ou
Pagan> 15 % markup
Pagan> 10 % discount
Pagan> there u go