Funnier Than a 25yo virgin

Funnier Than a 25yo virgin
that still lives with his mother

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Lots of rudeness, crudeness, and not nice words below
Showing posts with label vibrator. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vibrator. Show all posts

Monday, July 28, 2008

Vibrators

ClassicLADY> Wish my vibrator wants 2 go faster
Jellybean> lmao
MiSsInG> ClassicLADY: get new batteries hun
Pagan> or a T4 turbo
Pagan> limited slip differential
Pagan> forced induction
Pagan> THATS a vibrator
MiSsInG> ^5 Pagan
Pagan> ^5
ClassicLADY> Wtf r we talking about?
ClassicLADY> Ive got generator
Jellybean> lol
Pagan> yeah, but you need to changed to a LSD
Pagan> doesnt help having all that power if you cant get it down
Pagan> and maybe a 4 speed gearbox instead of the 5speed
Pagan> you'll get a better powerband
ClassicLADY> I thought its suppose 2 go UP
MiSsInG> lol
MiSsInG> ClassicLADY: joo got to check ur rev counter *runzlikehell*
roadkill> 4 speed instead 0f 5 wud 0nly b gud 4sh0rt distances
ClassicLADY> I think i know now why my vibe burned out!
Pagan> well ja roadkill. you looking for acceleration, not top end speed
ClassicLADY> No wonder im on my 3rd one