Random Funny Stuff

UberGremlin> there is no tablets for stupidity i tell you
UberGremlin> are*

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Pagan> i didnt set tahat
Pagan> *say
Pagan> *that
Pagan> *I
Pagan> *didn't

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blegh
the internet is bad
bad bad bad
I tried to talk to a woman
but she sent me nude pics instead
I didn't want them
but I took them out of courtesy

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"WARNING!! Your computer is currently broadcasting an IP address! With this IP address hackers can immediately begin attacking your computer! Click here to enlarge your penis!"

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Everyone, this is my bud, he's...ummm. how shall I put it.... a funny guy
not funny HAHA
funny GAY

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it was my girlfriends birthday, and i stayed at her place, and i put fudge in the toilet early in the morning, so when we woke up, i went to the toilet and she was getting ready to get in the shower
and when she looked at me, i reached into the toilet and grabbed a handful of what she thought was poop
and threw it at her
and screamed "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!"

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when i want to remember shit, i write it on my arm
but the problem being, i wake up the next morning
with like, "30 foot tall cock" on my forearm and no context
i'm sure it was a great idea, but I'll never know for sure

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your penis is pretty gay
it can regularly be found in male anuses

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"The ejaculation of a dolphin carries so much force with it, that it could decapitate you."
This is why Dolphins are ALWAYS happy
They're just sitting there going "Yeah, bitches, I can decapitate you with my sperm"

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just found out my grandma watches porn, something is serious wrong in the world. armageddon is nigh :(

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Pagan> Name That Dinosaur: __________ ?
Pagan> 1st Hint: ****************** ********** Question Value : 5 Points
Pagan> 2nd Hint: Lan*a**ia**o*au*u* *a**ue**i* 15.0 secs & 1 Points Remaining
Pagan> Times up! The answer was -> Lancanjiangosaurus Cachuensis
Pagan> feebs

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no matter what anyone tells you, or how much you think it would be a good idea, never ever put aftershave on your balls
Like they say, curiousity killed that cat.
However I cant imagine what would drive a cat to put aftershave on its balls

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I just noticed that I have a worn out pattern in the shape of a hardon on my boxers :/

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let's not fight. Let's hug. For forty minutes. Nude.
10 more minutes till I start my lunch break. Go ahead and grease up.
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after some bad experiences with fat chicks I no longer ask their asl,now instead I ask for their BMI

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relationships are so easy thanks to the internet.. you can establish and destroy them at the touch of a few keys!
it all starts with 3 letters, asl
and ends with stfu

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wow. last night was so cool.I fell asleep watching tennis
all I heard was "uhnn oof uhnn oooooof uhnnn" from the two girls on tv
sounded alright ;)

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had the wierdest dream last night
a talking clitoris
a talking clit... that would scare the utter shit out of me
it would probably diss me
"goddamn, you're doing it all wrong"
"oh look at you, big stud, she looks bored as fuck"
"hey, i think you've forgotten about something........ME!"

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its so retarded when people r trying to type lots of !!!'s
theyre all like "yeah...im so cool!!1!~1`~!"
i mean, is it really that damned hard to type "!!!!1"

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i used to use zippers but my foreskin got stick in it
i went to velcro and had some pubic hair problems
now i just wear dresses

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its ironic how a flow of blood to the lower regions is only pleasureable to the man

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Wow, a subject *and* a verb. You are getting very close to composing complete sentances

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Why do dogs lick their dicks? cuz they can't make a fist

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How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.

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remember, as long as our balls don't touch it's not GAY

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I had to google "jfgi" to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.

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/me changed mode: +b fat.chicks@showing.stomache.in.tight.shirts

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i should go buy a skateboard and go sk00l some kids at gateway
since im an expert at all 3 tony hawk games, i should have no problem pulling off those tricks in real life

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god dammit. try as i might, i cannot type in the starwars theme music in words

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a seeing-eye dog was undressing me with its eyes, so I maced him
it got all frantic and ran its owner infront of a moving vehicle
was pretty funny

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I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's wrong with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my voodoo doll.

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I have to say that watching porn ruined sex for me. I discovered that women don't scream, "Fuck me you big-cocked cowboy!" when you touch their elbow.

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They making a pagan action figure. turns out lots of people want a small plastic me to adorn a shelf
or a large inflatable me
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although it saddens me to see a lady that i love, such as an adult film star, take a cum shot in the face

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What would you do if you had athletes foot, and your girlfriend had a foot fetish, and she got athletes vagina?

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People who cut themselves
honest to god
what is the point
"oh god i'm so depressed *cut* OOWWWWWW!!!! NOW I'M DEPRESSED AND IN PAIN!!!!!"

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Koult> Hey Lac'
Lac'> Sup dude?
Koult> You know I went to the cinema with Claire
Lac'> aye
Koult> She gave me a blowjob half way through
Lac'> really!?sweet!
Koult> No dude, not fucking sweet,
Lac'> ?
Koult> Just as I came I was looking up at the screen,
Koult> and Elijah Wood aka Frodo looked right into the camera
Koult> and now I've got his face burned into my memory, I feel I've just gotten head from a fucking Hobbit
Lac'> I'd type rofl ect but if I dont stop laughing I'll piss myself

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&tamtam> awwwwwwwwww noooooooo
&tamtam> i need the loo
&tamtam> and its a no. 2
&tamtam> hate doing those anywhere else but home
~Soviet_Babe> LMAO
~Soviet_Babe> so u gonna hold till home?
&tamtam> im trying
&tamtam> got a cold sweat already

Zooloo

Knarf> Zooloo
Pagan> zooloo
honey_b> zooloo
Pagan> tsk honey_b, you not allowed to say it
Knarf> lol
honey_b> what Pagan?
Pagan> we havent made you a honourary zooloo yet
Knarf> Nah shes cool
honey_b> cos i am
Pagan> naaaah
Pagan> doesnt matter
Pagan> we gotta do it officially
Pagan> I need 2 pics first though
Pagan> one normal
Pagan> one nudie
Pagan> mkay thanks
Knarf> she just needs to pass the initiation
honey_b> i have more zollos on my stoep than you :P
Wickedwoman> ja she has to do the whole bare breast thingy
Knarf> lol
Knarf> I like the way u think :-)
Pagan> still doesnt count honey_b
Pagan> Wickedwoman
Pagan> tell honey_b to give me umpf umpf please
honey_b> gmmmft Pagan
Wickedwoman> honey_b u cant be zooloo till u do the unf unf with Pagan
Pagan> gmmmmft is not a no
* honey_b will go back to Bloem
Pagan> so thats progress
Pagan> there we go then. thanks Wickedwoman
Pagan> besides, honey_b, think of how jealous you could make everyone
Knarf> lol
honey_b> hahaha
honey_b> dont i already? lololol
Pagan> you could make them more jealous
Pagan> change your nick to honey_bWotShaggedPagan
Pagan> and get away with it
honey_b> but Pagan everyone knows you a virgin, they will never believe me
Pagan> yes honey_b
Pagan> but look on the bright side
Pagan> <--STD free. need sex first
Wickedwoman> hehehehe
DRE_> Pagan u a virgin?
Pagan> I am, I am
Pagan> just not very good at it

School Bunker

* skoolbanker (ircCHAT27@atrum-1501E80E.wbs.co.za) has joined #naughtychat
Pagan> is that supposed to be schoolbUnker?
Pagan> cause if it is
Pagan> you should be in school
* skoolbanker (ircCHAT27@atrum-1501E80E.wbs.co.za) Quit (User Quit: skoolbanker)

Vibrators

ClassicLADY> Wish my vibrator wants 2 go faster
Jellybean> lmao
MiSsInG> ClassicLADY: get new batteries hun
Pagan> or a T4 turbo
Pagan> limited slip differential
Pagan> forced induction
Pagan> THATS a vibrator
MiSsInG> ^5 Pagan
Pagan> ^5
ClassicLADY> Wtf r we talking about?
ClassicLADY> Ive got generator
Jellybean> lol
Pagan> yeah, but you need to changed to a LSD
Pagan> doesnt help having all that power if you cant get it down
Pagan> and maybe a 4 speed gearbox instead of the 5speed
Pagan> you'll get a better powerband
ClassicLADY> I thought its suppose 2 go UP
MiSsInG> lol
MiSsInG> ClassicLADY: joo got to check ur rev counter *runzlikehell*
roadkill> 4 speed instead 0f 5 wud 0nly b gud 4sh0rt distances
ClassicLADY> I think i know now why my vibe burned out!
Pagan> well ja roadkill. you looking for acceleration, not top end speed
ClassicLADY> No wonder im on my 3rd one

Dont mock the gay ou's

hardguy> and ladies want to chat
DarknessDube> no ladies here
Tonii> Ja all gents
EskomKleinbooi> we all male
* DarknessDube is now known as LighterFourie
* MarriedPrince (CHAT27luvr@atrum-6EA6A42E.vodacom.co.za) has joined #naughtychat
RogerM> this is a male gay chat room :p
Pagan> o shit!
Pagan> that explains a lot
* Ramrod (UsinCHAT27@atrum-2A25BDDD.telkomadsl.co.za) has joined #naughtychat
kittiek> i like men too
Pagan> just look at the nicks joining
Pagan> see?
* HorseMan (CHAT27rulz@DEBE3345.E9F8729B.571DC1DD.IP) has joined #naughtychat
MarriedPrince> hi everyone
RogerM> MarriedPrince, can i have your wifes number, i am sure she needs a real man
MarriedPrince> roger... sure she in zimbabwe
MarriedPrince> ohh dam roger is gay..
LighterFourie> we all gay
ClassicLADY> Roflmao
Pagan> dont mock the gay ou's hey
Pagan> any guy that can take a hot willy to the bum is more of a man than me

More Bob 'n Pagan

* Pagan reads up
Bob1971> :-o
Bob1971> You can read???!!!
Pagan> no bob
Pagan> i have my nigerian typist read the shit out
Pagan> you think I type this fast?

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Pagan> bob
Pagan> know what sucks dude?
Bob1971> What bud
Pagan> hot lesbians :/
* Pagan lewks at spring and tamtam
Pagan> :/
Bob1971> Thats just plain wrong
Pagan> yeah
Pagan> its like those artificial fruit baskets
Pagan> fkn lekker to look at
Pagan> but you know you wont be eating it anytime soon :/

Deaf phones

notPagan> check this shit in the newspapers
notPagan> "Deaf people are staging a mass lobby of parliament to call for greater access to hi-tech phone services"
notPagan> BBC News Technology UK Edition: Deaf call for better phone access
notPagan> WTF?
captain> O.o
notPagan> theres a reason they cant use the phones
notPagan> duh
notPagan> its not oppresion
notPagan> its fucking obvious

Granny porn

* randomchick hands wildw some juice
* WildW passes out... dehydrated
randomchick> dont want u to turn into a prune
randomchick> drink ww
randomchick> drink
Pagan> *bad imagery
Pagan> I saw my grandparents having sex once
Pagan> now I cant eat raisins :/
randomchick> omg
tam> lol
randomchick> roflmao
WildW> ok thats just gross lol
randomchick> yip
Pagan> aha
Pagan> indeed
Pagan> *shudder
WildW> grandparents nogal eeeeewwwww
randomchick> u must have had nightmares for years pagan
Pagan> aha
* randomchick shivas
* WildW gags
JenJen> lolol Pagan
Pagan> allthough
Pagan> its scary
WildW> erm brb... I think I just threw up in my mouth a lil
Pagan> more money is spent on viagra and augmentations than is spent on alzheimers research
Pagan> so that means in the not to distant future
JenJen> lol and y is that?
Pagan> there gonna be old people with hardons
Pagan> and perfect breasts
Pagan> that cant remember what to do with them
JenJen> lolol
Pagan> in fact, you can actually see it now
Pagan> google "granny porn"
Pagan> then see how many hits you get
WildW> nooo
WildW> gawd
randomchick> noooo pagan
Pagan> thats cause there is ACTUALLY a market for that shit
randomchick> thats just wrong
Pagan> old ou's + viagra = granny porn

Drugs 'n Sluts

Gareth> pagan
tweak> well, pagan is your whoreish side kick he deals with drugs and sluts,And i'm his pimp
Gareth> :P
FireQueen> lol
Pagan> woohoo
Pagan> drugs and sluts
Pagan> now thats a party
Gareth> Yeah
Pagan> unless by drugs and sluts it means roofies and gareth
Pagan> :/
Gareth> I'm skillfull like that
FireQueen> LOL
Gareth> LMAO

Fluffy

* Tira winks at Pagan
* Pagan touches tira on the noemfie
Tira> lol
Bob1971> Fishfingers
* Pagan sniffs them
Tira> Pagan... noemfie is very sensitive... and she craves alot of attention... you sure you wanna touch noemfie hmmm?
Pagan> how bout that
Pagan> yes please
Tira> noemfie... vat hom fluffy!!!
Tira> hehehehe
* Pagan is now known as Fluffy
* Fluffy vat hom

Motels

* Galadriel laughs at dot
* Dot motels at Galadriel in return
Zooloo> lol
Zooloo> motels...
Galadriel> Wtf is motel?
Zooloo> its like a hotel only cheaper... u pay by the hour :-)
ReadyPagan> I need to find a place that charges by the minute
Cas> lol
ReadyPagan> or else its like 50 min of foreplay
ReadyPagan> :/
Cas> lmao
Cas> cheapskate
Zooloo> lol
Zooloo> and 5 of cuddle time
ReadyPagan> ja

Voicing

* Porter is now away - Reason : smoke
Aphrodite> Porter *cough*
* Pagan sets mode: +v Porter
Pagan> when he comes back he'll have a zillion pvts
Pagan> *she
Pagan> *she'll
Misty23> bwahahhahhhaaa

Porn

Pagan> I'll send you lesbian porn
Phate> there's no difference between lesbian and gay pr0n
Phate> be it male on male of female on female
Phate> it's still gay
Pagan> I suppose the only difference is the taste

Being Wierd

* chery_se is bored out of ehr mind
chery_se> *her
Pagan> I'll cyber you chery_se
* Pagan looks around for PP
Pagan> coast is clear
chery_se> lol heya Pagan
Ishtar> chery_se: don't he sucks at it :P
chery_se> lol Ishtar
Pagan> no I dont
Pagan> I'm a master cyberer
Pagan> I copy and paste the good shit
Pagan> (Bob1971) i remember the first time i made love it was dark, cold and i was all by myself
Pagan> (Bob1971) bah wrong window damnit
Pagan> (Bob1971) ignore that
Pagan> like that
Ishtar> pmsl
chery_se> lmao
DukeOnAir> hehehehe
Pagan> i didnt set tahat
Pagan> *say
Pagan> *that
Pagan> *I
Pagan> *didn't
chery_se> hahahahahahah
Pagan> Getting high also impairs judgment, which can lead to risky decision making on issues like sex, criminal activity, or riding with someone who is under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Pagan> i get high all the time but im not getting laid...:(
Pagan> this weed isnt working correctly :/
Ishtar> lol Pagan
Bob1971> LOL
Pagan> i'm going to try natural penis enlargement ok?
Pagan> if it works i'll let you guys know and we can be the channel with the biggest penises on IRC
Pagan> It's some excercise you do with your hand
* chery_se reminds Pagan shes a chick.
Pagan> thats ok chery_se, i have sex like i just got out of prison and about to go back in
Pagan> My biological clock says 12:00 and blinks.
Pagan> so...you keen?
Ishtar> Pagan: I understand that we already are the channel with the biggest Dicks around :P
chery_se> lmao Ishtar
* Pagan puts a condom on his head....if you gonna act like a dick,,,might as well dress like one

Typo

* Pagan is now known as Bob1971

Bob1971> ~welcomemessage Having my right hand as a girlfriend is the best relationship I've ever had. It's always up for threesomes, it'll never cheat on me. And best of all, I don't have to talk to it after sex, because I don't know sign language.

* Bob1971 is now known as Pagan
Pagan> oops

"I wanna be an oparater"

lazybone> i wanna be an oparater
Shadow-Cat> lazybone i have set your op status.. i need you to push Alt F4 for me pls..
* lazybone (cgiirc@D46B2A27.D4E54C15.3CDFFCA4.IP) Quit (User Quit: lazybone)

Lazybone then proceeded to join and quit about 8-9 times trying to get it right, which was rather amusing.
Then got 2 more people to do ALT-F4 as well, even though they had witnessed most of it

Idiot

JACKSLAMMER> WATS UP PEEPS?
Lilly22> hi Jackslammer..you should probably not use caps..
JACKSLAMMER> WHY NOT CAPS?
Lilly22> it's a rule
Lilly22> and if the ops catch you...they'll kick you out
JACKSLAMMER> HOW DO I CHANGE IT LILLY?
Pagan> wtf
Pagan> eish dude
* Pagan saves that for future laughs
Pagan> press alt
Pagan> and f4
Pagan> it'll do it for u
* JACKSLAMMER (ffffffffff@206F9A1D.2FD246A4.F0686109.IP) Quit (Connection reset by peer)

Adventures of Bob and Pagan

Bob1971> Im trying to convince MrsBob to get under me,but keep getting told "Vat jou jags lyf en vokof!"
Pagan> lol
Pagan> dude
Pagan> we've been over this before
Pagan> you aint gonna get nookie and irc at the same time
Pagan> choose one
Bob1971> Nah told her Ill narrow down her options from yes/no to "you have no choice" "vasdruk en spyker"
Bob1971> Ill get her in the shower just now *eg*
Pagan> just dont drop the soap
Pagan> you'd never survive in prison dude
Pagan> she told me how many times you drop the soap when you shower together
Pagan> 15 times isnt a "accident"
Pagan> aaaha, here we go
Pagan> try this bob
Pagan> "Sure your ass will hurt, but its better than getting pregnant..."
Pagan> nothing says "I love you" like semi permanant colon damage
Bob1971> MrsBob says hahaha you so funny


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Bob1971> FUCK
Pagan> That's what all the girls say
Pagan> Though, usually, they add "off" at the end.
Pagan> Sometimes it's between "DON'T" and "ING TOUCH ME"

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Pagan> we are not perverts ;P
Bob1971> speak for youself ;)

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* InnocentBob looks at Tandy again,mmmmm,I can see it now,Ponytails and a too small school uniform
* Storm goes to shave her beard
* Pagan pictures it
* InnocentBob offers his shaving services to Storm
Storm> lol
* Pagan offers his penis to storm
Storm> i am so not falling for that
Pagan> again
Storm> lol
InnocentBob> Is that a no then Storm?
Pagan> I didnt see a no
Pagan> so I dont think so
Storm> InnocentBob: i can handle it myself thanks :P
Pagan> bet she's thinking about it
Tandy> Oh that was a definite no
Storm> NO
Storm> NO
Storm> NOOOOOO
Tandy> Once more
Pagan> see tandy, it wasnt a no
Storm> ok?
Tandy> just for effect
Storm> NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Tandy> Ok
Tandy> I saw that
Tandy> InnocentBob
Tandy> Pagan
* InnocentBob looks at Pagan,I'm getting a slight rejection feeling here
Storm> NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Tandy> Confirm that you saw that too please
Pagan> I'm getting a slight erection feeling here
InnocentBob> Saw what?
Storm> freaks
* InnocentBob was kicked by Storm (NO!! (see it now?) :P)

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Jellybean> serial flirts, both of u
Pagan> nah
Pagan> tira is different
Pagan> she my hunni
Pagan> ask her
Jellybean> lol
Bob1971> Me too *kof*
Tira is Pagans hunni
Pagan> bob
Pagan> you only my hunni tuesday/thursday gayday
* Pagan checks calender
Bob1971> LOL poepol
Tira> he he he he he
Pagan> oh thats today
Pagan> ok
Pagan> you my hunni today too bud

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Pagan> dude
Pagan> u get pics from Pu55yCaT yet?
Pagan> I got fokkol
Bob1971> Nah nothing hey
* Bob1971 glares at Pu55yCaT
* Pagan glares at Pu55yCaT
Bob1971> what gives huh??
Pagan> huh huh?
Pagan> thats not how we operate around here
Pu55yCaT> lmfao
Pagan> we'll trade you though
Pu55yCaT> *adjusts wonderbra*
Pagan> send us pics
Pagan> then we send u some
Pagan> so technically you score pagan nudies and midget porn
Pagan> that rocks
Bob1971> LOL

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Bob1971> They short with moerse tits
Pu55yCaT> midgets with mellons *starts new competition*
Bob1971> Maybe I should google that
Bob1971> mmmm
Bob1971> brb
Chills> eish bob
Pu55yCaT> lol
Bob1971> Results 1 - 10 of about 697,000 for midgets with melons. (0.30 seconds)
Pagan> The internet is a beautiful place....
Pagan> Because no matter what kind of twisted freak you are, you've got a friend out there :D
Pagan> You could ask the internet "Find people who have sex with goats on fire."
Pagan> And internet will ask you, "What kind of goats?"
Pu55yCaT> lmao
Bob1971> LOL
River> lol
Chills> lmao

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Chopper> knobby - how u hanging?
Bob1971> SKANK
* Bob1971 sets mode: +v Chopper
Chopper> bastardo :-)
* Pagan sets mode: +v Bob1971
* Pagan sets mode: -o Bob1971
Bob1971> Nice boobs you got there Chopper
Pagan> nice boobs bob
Chopper> lol
Pagan> type /nick boob
Pagan> thats bob with two o's


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Another Penis Convo

zoe_zoo> <---------------------slaps Mousie *do i look like a zoo keeper*
* Pagan is now known as THEzooKeeper
THEzooKeeper> **eyebrow waggle
PSD> its all about money
zoe_zoo> lol zoo
* THEzooKeeper is now known as zoo_zoe
zoo_zoe> hehe
Mousie> :/
zoe_zoo> the confusion starts so early
zoo_zoe> *waits
Mousie> u know mousies like it ruff grrr
zoo_zoe> yeah
zoo_zoe> brrrrrrr
jhcapeguy> zoe how did you get that little symbol next to your name?
* zoo_zoe sets mode: +v jhcapeguy
zoo_zoe> like that
* zoo_zoe is now known as Pagan
zoe_zoo> what symbol babes?
jhcapeguy> oh hang on im confused lol
Pagan> hahaha
zoe_zoo> lmao
* Pagan sets mode: -v jhcapeguy
jhcapeguy> it was zoo zoe
zoe_zoo> lol
zoe_zoo> he gave u tits babe
Pagan> hehe, good thing you didnt try and pvt me without asking
Mousie> Oo
jhcapeguy> pagan caught me out
zoe_zoo> lmao
Pagan> hehe yip
Mousie> lies !
Mousie> lol
jhcapeguy> its early
Mousie> oh zoe making the first move
jhcapeguy> thats why pagan was ab;le to trick us
Pagan> tell yourself that
Pagan> tis ok
* Mousie gets popcorn
jhcapeguy> its true my eyes are still blurry
zoe_zoo> no Mousie *slap*
jhcapeguy> plus im from the cape
Pagan> oh
Pagan> thats different then
jhcapeguy> we take longer to surface
jhcapeguy> pagan give me one of those little symbols for 5 minutes please
zoe_zoo> tsk
zoe_zoo> lmao
* Pagan sets mode: +v jhcapeguy
zoe_zoo> u admiring your boobs jhcapeguy?
Mousie> u guna play with urself for 5 ?
Pagan> bet he's touching them
jhcapeguy> i dont see them zoe?
Pagan> I would be
Mousie> lol
jhcapeguy> oh now i see it
* Pagan touches jhcapeguy's boobs
jhcapeguy> nice and firm lol
* Pagan sets mode: +v46DD jhcapeguy
zoe_zoo> lol
jhcapeguy> no pagan i dont want a plus i want a @
jhcapeguy> lol
zoe_zoo> hehehehe
* Mousie blocks zoes virgin eyes
zoe_zoo> virgin my ass
jhcapeguy> zoe a virgin
Mousie> lol
jhcapeguy> sheesh mousie
Pagan> ummm
Pagan> so what you're saying is....
jhcapeguy> jhcapegirlwithfirmboobs
Pagan> you dont want boobs?
Pagan> thats it
Pagan> type /nick jhcapegirlwithfirmboobs
jhcapeguy> noooooooooo
Pagan> cmon
Pagan> will be funny
jhcapeguy> i dont think i can handle wearing bras
zoe_zoo> lol
Pagan> esp if I lock it and you cant change it
jhcapeguy> hang on ill do it for you
jhcapeguy> oh
Pagan> umm
jhcapeguy> no
Pagan> ignore taht
jhcapeguy> that wont be fair
zoe_zoo> lmao
Pagan> oops. wrong window?
jhcapeguy> but you could prolly change it anyway you guys have all the rights
jhcapeguy> what avt giving zoe a umm penis is the corerct word
* Pagan sets mode: -v zoe_zoo
Pagan> *POOF
Mousie> mwah mwah mwah
zoe_zoo> hell no - i like me titts
jhcapeguy> lol
* Pagan sets mode: +v zoe_zoo
zoe_zoo> and miss them now
Pagan> its like being a wierd jesus
zoe_zoo> nawty Pagan
Pagan> "i'm bliiiind"
Pagan> "you can see" *pooof
Mousie> o.o
Pagan> *poof "I'm bliiiind"
Pagan> *giggles
jhcapeguy> damn
Pagan> *poof "you can seeeee"
Pagan> etc
jhcapeguy> and i miss my penis pagan
jhcapeguy> please give me my penis back
Pagan> ok
Pagan> I'll send you a email
jhcapeguy> im gonna have guys privating me all day
Pagan> then you click on the link
Pagan> "penis enlargement"
Pagan> it rocks
jhcapeguy> lol
cindy> hehehehe
* Pagan sets mode: -v jhcapeguy
Pagan> *waits for meds to kick in
jhcapeguy> thank you pagan
Pagan> my pleasure
Mousie> pagan u wana c soething weird
jhcapeguy> ill still click on the link
Pagan> please dont show me your penis
Mousie> ?
zoe_zoo> lol
jhcapeguy> why not pagan?
Pagan> I have one. I know what one looks like
Mousie> lol weirder than that
jhcapeguy> its above average quality
Pagan> mines WAY above average quality
RogerM> lol @ above average quality
Pagan> its a very nice penis
Pagan> oh
Pagan> you dont mean that
Pagan> nvm
Pagan> bet you're all thinking about it now
RogerM> Pagan do u have a name for him
Pagan> yes actually
Pagan> Mr dick
RogerM> Pagan u should call it "words" and then u can put words in someones mouth :p
Pagan> movie houses are now selling popcorn in new sizes. small, medium, large, superlarge, and my dick
Doggoneugly> bwahahahahahahahaahaa
* Pagan flashes zoe_zoo
* Pagan looks around
Pagan> did my penis kill the convo again?
Pagan> eish
Pagan> ok, I wont talk about it any more :/
* Pagan pokes zoe_zoo
Pagan> oi
zoe_zoo> mwha
Pagan> lol. is that all you can say
zoe_zoo> flash more
Pagan> its like I'm running a monologue here
RogerM> we are not worthy :p
zoe_zoo> well bring it here and ill say more
Pagan> its not irc, its multiplayer notepad :/
Doggoneugly> erm Pagan it would be worse if u gave ur penus a name
Pagan> it has a name
Pagan> mr dick
zoe_zoo> lol
zoe_zoo> original
Doggoneugly> mr dick would like to know if he can enter miss fanny
PSD> when you get an erection there stands"Superman"
* TheRock (WWE@Atrum-2C74570D.nngy.isadsl.co.za) has joined #naughtychat
* bitchbot sets mode: +o TheRock
Pagan> I dont get morning glories. mine are like morning miracles
Pagan> morning rock
zoe_zoo> lo TheRock
Doggoneugly> lo TheRock
zoe_zoo> hiya Doggoneugly
TheRock> hey guys and gals
Pagan> pull in bud. we talking about my penis apparently
Pagan> save me
TheRock> lol no tanks

Horse

Horse> Which girls r wearin sexy underwear
Wickedwoman> horse do u have a death wish dude
Pagan> me
easynotcheap> not me
Horse> Why
Pagan> this gstring pretty sexy I think
Wickedwoman> Pagan u do look so stunning in your Victoria's secret
Pagan> I do usually
Horse> Pagan whatr u wearin
Pagan> well, underneath all this work stuff I got on lacy black underwear
Horse> G-string ?
Pagan> of course
Pagan> only way to go
Horse> How do we chat privately
Pagan> we dont need to yet
Pagan> you wanna see, dont you?
Horse> Yes
Pagan> hmmm, well if you're lucky I might send you a pic
Wickedwoman> Pagan hunni are u wearing the one with the red bows u had on last time we were together
Horse> Just tell me how coz i dont now im new
Pagan> but, only on one condition
Horse> ok
Pagan> do you have a big penis?
Wickedwoman> ooohhhhhh
Wickedwoman> we can have a 3sum maybe
Wickedwoman> Horse u into that
Horse> Why the name HORSE ?
Pagan> aaah cool. so you do
Pagan> awesome
TypeR> Pagan i think hs nick says it all
Pagan> me 2
Pagan> wanna see it?
Horse> Ofcourse
Pagan> cool. so you're also gay?
Pagan> do you have a cam?
Pagan> I do
Wickedwoman> so do ihorse
Horse> Wickedwoman i like woman
Pagan> I do too sometimes
Horse> Is pagan gay no offense im just into woman
Pagan> no, I'm not gay
Pagan> I just like seeing people fuck
Pagan> even if they're guys