Adventures of Bob and Pagan

Bob1971> Im trying to convince MrsBob to get under me,but keep getting told "Vat jou jags lyf en vokof!"
Pagan> lol
Pagan> dude
Pagan> we've been over this before
Pagan> you aint gonna get nookie and irc at the same time
Pagan> choose one
Bob1971> Nah told her Ill narrow down her options from yes/no to "you have no choice" "vasdruk en spyker"
Bob1971> Ill get her in the shower just now *eg*
Pagan> just dont drop the soap
Pagan> you'd never survive in prison dude
Pagan> she told me how many times you drop the soap when you shower together
Pagan> 15 times isnt a "accident"
Pagan> aaaha, here we go
Pagan> try this bob
Pagan> "Sure your ass will hurt, but its better than getting pregnant..."
Pagan> nothing says "I love you" like semi permanant colon damage
Bob1971> MrsBob says hahaha you so funny


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Bob1971> FUCK
Pagan> That's what all the girls say
Pagan> Though, usually, they add "off" at the end.
Pagan> Sometimes it's between "DON'T" and "ING TOUCH ME"

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Pagan> we are not perverts ;P
Bob1971> speak for youself ;)

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* InnocentBob looks at Tandy again,mmmmm,I can see it now,Ponytails and a too small school uniform
* Storm goes to shave her beard
* Pagan pictures it
* InnocentBob offers his shaving services to Storm
Storm> lol
* Pagan offers his penis to storm
Storm> i am so not falling for that
Pagan> again
Storm> lol
InnocentBob> Is that a no then Storm?
Pagan> I didnt see a no
Pagan> so I dont think so
Storm> InnocentBob: i can handle it myself thanks :P
Pagan> bet she's thinking about it
Tandy> Oh that was a definite no
Storm> NO
Storm> NO
Storm> NOOOOOO
Tandy> Once more
Pagan> see tandy, it wasnt a no
Storm> ok?
Tandy> just for effect
Storm> NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Tandy> Ok
Tandy> I saw that
Tandy> InnocentBob
Tandy> Pagan
* InnocentBob looks at Pagan,I'm getting a slight rejection feeling here
Storm> NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Tandy> Confirm that you saw that too please
Pagan> I'm getting a slight erection feeling here
InnocentBob> Saw what?
Storm> freaks
* InnocentBob was kicked by Storm (NO!! (see it now?) :P)

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Jellybean> serial flirts, both of u
Pagan> nah
Pagan> tira is different
Pagan> she my hunni
Pagan> ask her
Jellybean> lol
Bob1971> Me too *kof*
Tira is Pagans hunni
Pagan> bob
Pagan> you only my hunni tuesday/thursday gayday
* Pagan checks calender
Bob1971> LOL poepol
Tira> he he he he he
Pagan> oh thats today
Pagan> ok
Pagan> you my hunni today too bud

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Pagan> dude
Pagan> u get pics from Pu55yCaT yet?
Pagan> I got fokkol
Bob1971> Nah nothing hey
* Bob1971 glares at Pu55yCaT
* Pagan glares at Pu55yCaT
Bob1971> what gives huh??
Pagan> huh huh?
Pagan> thats not how we operate around here
Pu55yCaT> lmfao
Pagan> we'll trade you though
Pu55yCaT> *adjusts wonderbra*
Pagan> send us pics
Pagan> then we send u some
Pagan> so technically you score pagan nudies and midget porn
Pagan> that rocks
Bob1971> LOL

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Bob1971> They short with moerse tits
Pu55yCaT> midgets with mellons *starts new competition*
Bob1971> Maybe I should google that
Bob1971> mmmm
Bob1971> brb
Chills> eish bob
Pu55yCaT> lol
Bob1971> Results 1 - 10 of about 697,000 for midgets with melons. (0.30 seconds)
Pagan> The internet is a beautiful place....
Pagan> Because no matter what kind of twisted freak you are, you've got a friend out there :D
Pagan> You could ask the internet "Find people who have sex with goats on fire."
Pagan> And internet will ask you, "What kind of goats?"
Pu55yCaT> lmao
Bob1971> LOL
River> lol
Chills> lmao

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Chopper> knobby - how u hanging?
Bob1971> SKANK
* Bob1971 sets mode: +v Chopper
Chopper> bastardo :-)
* Pagan sets mode: +v Bob1971
* Pagan sets mode: -o Bob1971
Bob1971> Nice boobs you got there Chopper
Pagan> nice boobs bob
Chopper> lol
Pagan> type /nick boob
Pagan> thats bob with two o's


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