Funnier Than a 25yo virgin

Funnier Than a 25yo virgin
that still lives with his mother

WARNING WARNING WARNING

Lots of rudeness, crudeness, and not nice words below

Monday, July 28, 2008

Another Penis Convo

zoe_zoo> <---------------------slaps Mousie *do i look like a zoo keeper*
* Pagan is now known as THEzooKeeper
THEzooKeeper> **eyebrow waggle
PSD> its all about money
zoe_zoo> lol zoo
* THEzooKeeper is now known as zoo_zoe
zoo_zoe> hehe
Mousie> :/
zoe_zoo> the confusion starts so early
zoo_zoe> *waits
Mousie> u know mousies like it ruff grrr
zoo_zoe> yeah
zoo_zoe> brrrrrrr
jhcapeguy> zoe how did you get that little symbol next to your name?
* zoo_zoe sets mode: +v jhcapeguy
zoo_zoe> like that
* zoo_zoe is now known as Pagan
zoe_zoo> what symbol babes?
jhcapeguy> oh hang on im confused lol
Pagan> hahaha
zoe_zoo> lmao
* Pagan sets mode: -v jhcapeguy
jhcapeguy> it was zoo zoe
zoe_zoo> lol
zoe_zoo> he gave u tits babe
Pagan> hehe, good thing you didnt try and pvt me without asking
Mousie> Oo
jhcapeguy> pagan caught me out
zoe_zoo> lmao
Pagan> hehe yip
Mousie> lies !
Mousie> lol
jhcapeguy> its early
Mousie> oh zoe making the first move
jhcapeguy> thats why pagan was ab;le to trick us
Pagan> tell yourself that
Pagan> tis ok
* Mousie gets popcorn
jhcapeguy> its true my eyes are still blurry
zoe_zoo> no Mousie *slap*
jhcapeguy> plus im from the cape
Pagan> oh
Pagan> thats different then
jhcapeguy> we take longer to surface
jhcapeguy> pagan give me one of those little symbols for 5 minutes please
zoe_zoo> tsk
zoe_zoo> lmao
* Pagan sets mode: +v jhcapeguy
zoe_zoo> u admiring your boobs jhcapeguy?
Mousie> u guna play with urself for 5 ?
Pagan> bet he's touching them
jhcapeguy> i dont see them zoe?
Pagan> I would be
Mousie> lol
jhcapeguy> oh now i see it
* Pagan touches jhcapeguy's boobs
jhcapeguy> nice and firm lol
* Pagan sets mode: +v46DD jhcapeguy
zoe_zoo> lol
jhcapeguy> no pagan i dont want a plus i want a @
jhcapeguy> lol
zoe_zoo> hehehehe
* Mousie blocks zoes virgin eyes
zoe_zoo> virgin my ass
jhcapeguy> zoe a virgin
Mousie> lol
jhcapeguy> sheesh mousie
Pagan> ummm
Pagan> so what you're saying is....
jhcapeguy> jhcapegirlwithfirmboobs
Pagan> you dont want boobs?
Pagan> thats it
Pagan> type /nick jhcapegirlwithfirmboobs
jhcapeguy> noooooooooo
Pagan> cmon
Pagan> will be funny
jhcapeguy> i dont think i can handle wearing bras
zoe_zoo> lol
Pagan> esp if I lock it and you cant change it
jhcapeguy> hang on ill do it for you
jhcapeguy> oh
Pagan> umm
jhcapeguy> no
Pagan> ignore taht
jhcapeguy> that wont be fair
zoe_zoo> lmao
Pagan> oops. wrong window?
jhcapeguy> but you could prolly change it anyway you guys have all the rights
jhcapeguy> what avt giving zoe a umm penis is the corerct word
* Pagan sets mode: -v zoe_zoo
Pagan> *POOF
Mousie> mwah mwah mwah
zoe_zoo> hell no - i like me titts
jhcapeguy> lol
* Pagan sets mode: +v zoe_zoo
zoe_zoo> and miss them now
Pagan> its like being a wierd jesus
zoe_zoo> nawty Pagan
Pagan> "i'm bliiiind"
Pagan> "you can see" *pooof
Mousie> o.o
Pagan> *poof "I'm bliiiind"
Pagan> *giggles
jhcapeguy> damn
Pagan> *poof "you can seeeee"
Pagan> etc
jhcapeguy> and i miss my penis pagan
jhcapeguy> please give me my penis back
Pagan> ok
Pagan> I'll send you a email
jhcapeguy> im gonna have guys privating me all day
Pagan> then you click on the link
Pagan> "penis enlargement"
Pagan> it rocks
jhcapeguy> lol
cindy> hehehehe
* Pagan sets mode: -v jhcapeguy
Pagan> *waits for meds to kick in
jhcapeguy> thank you pagan
Pagan> my pleasure
Mousie> pagan u wana c soething weird
jhcapeguy> ill still click on the link
Pagan> please dont show me your penis
Mousie> ?
zoe_zoo> lol
jhcapeguy> why not pagan?
Pagan> I have one. I know what one looks like
Mousie> lol weirder than that
jhcapeguy> its above average quality
Pagan> mines WAY above average quality
RogerM> lol @ above average quality
Pagan> its a very nice penis
Pagan> oh
Pagan> you dont mean that
Pagan> nvm
Pagan> bet you're all thinking about it now
RogerM> Pagan do u have a name for him
Pagan> yes actually
Pagan> Mr dick
RogerM> Pagan u should call it "words" and then u can put words in someones mouth :p
Pagan> movie houses are now selling popcorn in new sizes. small, medium, large, superlarge, and my dick
Doggoneugly> bwahahahahahahahaahaa
* Pagan flashes zoe_zoo
* Pagan looks around
Pagan> did my penis kill the convo again?
Pagan> eish
Pagan> ok, I wont talk about it any more :/
* Pagan pokes zoe_zoo
Pagan> oi
zoe_zoo> mwha
Pagan> lol. is that all you can say
zoe_zoo> flash more
Pagan> its like I'm running a monologue here
RogerM> we are not worthy :p
zoe_zoo> well bring it here and ill say more
Pagan> its not irc, its multiplayer notepad :/
Doggoneugly> erm Pagan it would be worse if u gave ur penus a name
Pagan> it has a name
Pagan> mr dick
zoe_zoo> lol
zoe_zoo> original
Doggoneugly> mr dick would like to know if he can enter miss fanny
PSD> when you get an erection there stands"Superman"
* TheRock (WWE@Atrum-2C74570D.nngy.isadsl.co.za) has joined #naughtychat
* bitchbot sets mode: +o TheRock
Pagan> I dont get morning glories. mine are like morning miracles
Pagan> morning rock
zoe_zoo> lo TheRock
Doggoneugly> lo TheRock
zoe_zoo> hiya Doggoneugly
TheRock> hey guys and gals
Pagan> pull in bud. we talking about my penis apparently
Pagan> save me
TheRock> lol no tanks

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