Funnier Than a 25yo virgin

Funnier Than a 25yo virgin
that still lives with his mother

WARNING WARNING WARNING

Lots of rudeness, crudeness, and not nice words below

Monday, July 28, 2008

Nepp's Adventure

lol, this is actually one of my all-time favourites, but a bit of background info is in order.
Saturday morning, 7am, hungover as hell. Now neppy is from zim, so we give him alot of grief about it, this particular morning, as he logged on, I cloned myself as Goat.


* Goat looks around
Nita> Hello goat
* n3ptun3z kicks Pagan dressed up in goat skin
Goat> BAAAAAAAAAA! (eeeeeeeeeeek!)
* Goat runs
n3ptun3z> lol
B> did u mention Goat n3ptun3z?
* Goat hides the anal lube
Nita> LOL! Lemme try *kicks Pagan*
n3ptun3z> yar **nods**
B> ))
* Goat puts on chastity belt and saddle
Nita> LOL!
Ishtar> lol Goat
* Goat takes viagra and speed
* Goat eyes n3ptun3z
Goat> heeeeeeeeeeeey baby
Goat> asl?
Nita> Um, is that a good thing?
Goat> not for neppy
Goat> *eyebrow waggle
Goat> ummm. I mean....baaaaaaaaaa!!
B> HAHAHAH
Ishtar> pmsl
Nita> Hmmmm, anyone for coffee?
* Nita hands around coffee
B> yes please Nita
Pagan> I'm on my 5th cuppacino already
Pagan> hangovers going away though
Nita> Luckily Goats don't drink coffee
B> well that is good Pagan
* Goat dry humps n3ptun3z leg.....sometimes you gotta show em whose boss
Goat> umpf
Goat> umpf
Goat> umpf
n3ptun3z> rofl
HotBot> lol
Nita> I've never even had a hangover
Nita> Hehe
* n3ptun3z smacks goat on nose
n3ptun3z> behave ur scrawny ass now
* Goat gets turned on
Nita> Whoohoo, getting interesting
* n3ptun3z pours pepper in goats nose
* Goat headbutts n3ptun3z unconsious
* Goat takes advantage
Nita> I can't watch
Goat> its not gonna be pretty
* n3ptun3z forces Nita's eyes open
Nita> LOL
* Goat applies lube to n3ptun3z
n3ptun3z> pay attention.. ur my witness!!
n3ptun3z> i are getting gang raped by 1 goat :/
n3ptun3z> dont ask how
* Goat sets up camcorder to record and upload onto zimgoatsex.com
n3ptun3z> just watch
Goat> its not rape
Nita> *ponders if humping neppy's leg wouldn't be such a bad idea after all
Goat> its suprise sex
* n3ptun3z pretends to be unconcious
* Goat tweaks his nipple
Goat> *tweak
* Nita pours ice water all over neppy
Nita> You conscious yet?
* Nita prepares to give neppy CPR
* Goat prepares to give neppy good hot anal lovin
* Nita gives neppy mouth to mouth
* Goat gives neppy to bum
* Nita slaps goat
Goat> wow. nita. double team. w00t
Goat> ^5

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

woah , was that very long ago ?
do u still talk to them ?
I miss n3p and nita ~~~