Funnier Than a 25yo virgin

Funnier Than a 25yo virgin
that still lives with his mother

WARNING WARNING WARNING

Lots of rudeness, crudeness, and not nice words below

Monday, July 28, 2008

Harassing Perves

Freakish] hi
cybergirl] hi
Freakish] Are you touching yourself?
cybergirl] mmmmm do u want me too?
Freakish] oh yes
Freakish] But I can always come over and touch you myself
Freakish] I am well hung
* cybergirl runs her hands over her small breasts
Cybergirl] oooo really?
Cybergirl] how well?
Freakish] oooo I love small breasts
* cybergirl slides hand between thighs.....
Freakish] ooo yes baby
Freakish] Are you wet yet?
* cybergirl takes her hard cock in hand and strokes it while thinking of Freakish
** nick change » ( metatron )
metatron] tool :P

A few minutes later in the main channel........

Pagan> woohooo. I just finished downloading Harry Potter and the Ancient Secrets of Asian Sex
Freakish> Pagan, you inhto freaky stuff?
Pagan> ja, I'm freaky
Freakish> Wanna pvt Pagan? you a girl?
Pagan> I dont pvt
lean> yes pagan is a girl
* Jellybean pvts pagan over and over
Freakish> Why not Pagan? I am good
lean> and she is very sexy to
Pagan> you couldnt handle me
lean> Freakish u just keep on trying
Pagan> i only care about sex when I'm horny, when I'm not, I be like "omg eww liek no way"
Freakish> Pagan I can make you very horny
Pagan> hmmm
Pagan> might be an idea
Pagan> you have cam?
Freakish> No Pagan but a good imagination
Freakish> I can make you cum in seconds
Pagan> pity, if you had a cam I'd let you see my penis
Pagan> I mean tits
lean> lol at Pagan
Freakish> Pagan are you a girl or not, coz if you arent dont waste my time
Pagan> I could be, its irc

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