Funnier Than a 25yo virgin

Funnier Than a 25yo virgin
that still lives with his mother

WARNING WARNING WARNING

Lots of rudeness, crudeness, and not nice words below

Monday, July 28, 2008

Durban talk

Zeus> wot kine now wit joo anol?
Nita> just reading and figuring out Zeus's way of typing is a challenge
Nita> :/
Zeus> nah....you tjoon mah stekkie kak
Zeus> Nita fuck you ekse
Pagan> ahahaha
Zeus> you want mah atchar....you taste mah atchar....you eat mah atchar
* Pagan hands Nita the official CityOfDurban(TM) decoder ring
Nita> ty Pagan huni
Pagan> u BUY my atchar
Zeus> bwaaahahahahaha

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+++ ChanServ has given op to Cas
Dot> [Cas] ooooohhh dont look now, {} its just an {} Illusion
tweak>ooooh ooooooh I'm halaal pick meeeeeeeeeee
Pagan>I'm halaal tooooooooooo
Pagan>./nick JamaalBunny
Cas> lmao
Cas> Wat do u know abt jamaal?
Pagan>I knows your ways
Pagan>*wise nod + secret charou handshake and all
Pagan>I bring and come with two jamaal bunnies and a papsak
Pagan>we have us a romantic evening and all
Cas> lmao
Cas> hahaha
Cas> Dude u more ijin then i am lol
Pagan>yes
Pagan>hey, more indians in government.....thats what I say
Pagan>we'll still get naaied, but at least we'll get a better deal
Tonii>-.-
Cas> rofl
Pagan>lo Tonii stukkie
Pagan>wha kind ekse?
Tonii>Lol Mwah Pagan
Pagan>u know what though Cas
Pagan>I smaak that bollywood stuff
Pagan>u ever watch bollywood?
Cas> yeah i do
Pagan>yeah, bollywood rocks hey
Pagan>Tonii. if you ever have 3 1/2 hours spare
Pagan>you gotta watch that shit
Cas> hehe
Cas> Pagan u make me laugh
Pagan>nooit. seriously. I smaak bollywood
Tonii>Lol aint watched it
Pagan>except the ou cant just tune a stukkie "I smaak u stukkie"
Pagan>its gotta be like 40min of sing and dance and shit
Tonii>Lol
Pagan>and notice, the guys are all awesome singers, lekker voices an shit
Pagan>but the chicks
Pagan>omg
Pagan>like cats on crack
Pagan>but then again
Pagan>I suppose thats why bollywood porn never took off
Pagan>bit hard to sing the chorus with a cock in your mouth
Pagan>*shrug
Cas> omf
Pagan>tis true

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