E-Penis

* Pagan streaks through the room
Pagan> *uturn
Pagan> *flap flap flap
Zeus> flap flap?!?!
Zeus> but arent you white Pagan?!?!
zoe_zoo> lmao
Zeus> shit dont be flappin on nekkid white ppl
Pagan> yes. but I'm from kzn
Pagan> so I'm half zulu
zoe_zoo> Pagan is actually pink
Pagan> the btm half to be exact
Zeus> ahhhhh.....banana republic
Pagan> cause its unemployed and smokes crack all day
Zeus> respect!
Pagan> *puff
Pagan> <<---half man, half amazing, half anaconda
Zeus> so you all ppl see is a piel in other words?!?!
Zeus> flap flap nogals
UberGremlin> i always thought it was fawp fawp
Zeus> oh my hat....i'm actually laffin for that
UberGremlin> flap sounds so flacid
Pagan> well, flacid is a rather strange term to use for something this big
Pagan> *looks down
fanks Zeus
UberGremlin> roflmao Pagan
Pagan> damn my oversized manly bits
UberGremlin> a curse huh?
Pagan> <---massive ogre penis gene
zoe_zoo> lol
Pagan> yip
UberGremlin> im happy with my 9inches
Pagan> neighbors hate it
Pagan> I cant do anal
UberGremlin> LOL
Pagan> screaming upsets them
UberGremlin> bhawbhwabha
Boerseun> lmao
UberGremlin> einnna
Zeus> you gawts small piel nir
Zeus> i can tell
Pagan> *chuckles
UberGremlin> who me?
Zeus> cos only on IRC can you make it out to be kak groot
Pagan> zeus. dude. is this gonna be a "my penis is bigger" convo?
Pagan> cause I have a cam
Pagan> and a ruler
Zeus> can you skip biets?!?!
Scotty> kewl
zoe_zoo> lol
Pagan> but I'm proud to annouce. my e-penis is currently 18"
Pagan> pvt me girls
NaughtyJ> 18 inches yar sure Pagan
Zeus> LMFAO @ Pagan
Pagan> its my e-penis
Pagan> it can be any size I want
NaughtyJ> hehehehhehe
Zeus> dewd....i want sum o dat pills you gawt
Pagan> the sad part is
Pagan> this IS sober pagan
NaughtyJ> 12 inches and the chicks will believe u
Pagan> must see me when I'm on
Pagan> eish
Pagan> *sigh
Pagan> NJ
Pagan> e-penis
Pagan> like e-mail
NaughtyJ> i knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Pagan> oh
Pagan> wanna see it?
Pagan> tottie.jpg 9.8mb
NaughtyJ> hehehehhe
NaughtyJ> uh uh
Pagan> high definition
Pagan> it rocks
Pagan> you could wallpaper your house with it
Pagan> the resolution is so fine