sleepy1> pagan i smoke lots too..but weed is fucked up it makes a person stupid
Pagan> no
Pagan> being stupid makes u stupid
Pagan> dont blame the tools
Funnier Than a 25yo virgin
that still lives with his mother
Friday, November 14, 2008
Monday, November 10, 2008
loose?
Focus-ntfc> i heard that women that say the 'size matters' are all a lil bit big and 'loose' down there -------> .... thats what I heard ... no idea if its true
Maddie> lol Focus-ntfc
Pagan> thats bullshit focus
Pagan> chicks that are a lil loose down there dont exist
Pagan> but small dick's do
EvilGenius> lolol
Widget> lololol
EvilGenius> hehe
killer> hahahahaha
Maddie> lol Focus-ntfc
Pagan> thats bullshit focus
Pagan> chicks that are a lil loose down there dont exist
Pagan> but small dick's do
EvilGenius> lolol
Widget> lololol
EvilGenius> hehe
killer> hahahahaha
Friday, November 7, 2008
Random Wierdness
Dark_Angel> Pagan stop it
Pagan> lol I bet u already lekker red
Dark_Angel> im blushing enough already
Pagan> hahahaha
Pagan> wanna make it worsE?
Pagan> cause I cna
Pagan> can]
Pagan> sigh
* Pagan types two hands
Dark_Angel> bwahahaha
* Dark_Angel slaps pagan and killer
* Pagan touches her noemfie
Pagan> *rubs it appreciatively......"Aaaaaah missed you lil guy"
killer> hahahaha
StarrGazer> lol
Dark_Angel> omg!!!
Pagan> was it good for u too?
* Dark_Angel crawls in a hole and dies
Pagan> NICE!
* Pagan digs her up and has sex with her body
Pagan> no more reading the hotbitchuaries for me
Pagan> w00t
Gorge> omf
Gorge> nechrophelia
Gorge> ;/
StarrGazer> omw
* Dark_Angel dies again
* Pagan hard again
Dark_Angel> bob1971 mwah make pagan stop :(
Pagan> lol. actually I am restraining myself
Pagan> notice I never wrote obama on your forehead and assfucked you
Pagan> cause I'm in a good mood and all
killer> hahahaha
killer> hahahaha
Gorge> ahhaahahah Pagan
Pagan> lol I bet u already lekker red
Dark_Angel> im blushing enough already
Pagan> hahahaha
Pagan> wanna make it worsE?
Pagan> cause I cna
Pagan> can]
Pagan> sigh
* Pagan types two hands
Dark_Angel> bwahahaha
* Dark_Angel slaps pagan and killer
* Pagan touches her noemfie
Pagan> *rubs it appreciatively......"Aaaaaah missed you lil guy"
killer> hahahaha
StarrGazer> lol
Dark_Angel> omg!!!
Pagan> was it good for u too?
* Dark_Angel crawls in a hole and dies
Pagan> NICE!
* Pagan digs her up and has sex with her body
Pagan> no more reading the hotbitchuaries for me
Pagan> w00t
Gorge> omf
Gorge> nechrophelia
Gorge> ;/
StarrGazer> omw
* Dark_Angel dies again
* Pagan hard again
Dark_Angel> bob1971 mwah make pagan stop :(
Pagan> lol. actually I am restraining myself
Pagan> notice I never wrote obama on your forehead and assfucked you
Pagan> cause I'm in a good mood and all
killer> hahahaha
killer> hahahaha
Gorge> ahhaahahah Pagan
Thursday, November 6, 2008
I'm busy
* Dark_Angel lixors pagan
Pagan> lol I'm busy
Pagan> demmit
Dark_Angel> your point?
DiVa> O_O
* Dark_Angel lixors pagan some more
Dark_Angel> no diva not THAT point
Dark_Angel> Tsk
Pagan> how bout less talking and more being under my desk
* DiVa wonders if Pagan has his periods ? lmao
Pagan> and letting me work in peace
Pagan> lol DiVa. I'm always moody
DiVa> no ur not
Dark_Angel> bwahahahahahaha
Pagan> pretty much
Pagan> lol I'm busy
Pagan> demmit
Dark_Angel> your point?
DiVa> O_O
* Dark_Angel lixors pagan some more
Dark_Angel> no diva not THAT point
Dark_Angel> Tsk
Pagan> how bout less talking and more being under my desk
* DiVa wonders if Pagan has his periods ? lmao
Pagan> and letting me work in peace
Pagan> lol DiVa. I'm always moody
DiVa> no ur not
Dark_Angel> bwahahahahahaha
Pagan> pretty much
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
More kickball
* bitchbot eyes Widget....kickball anyone?
Widget> nay!!!
Widget> *does not want to play kickball!*
Pagan> lol
Pagan> thats cause u kick like a girl
Widget> pagan...i'm restricted!! wait until i got &*&^%$#@$% in front of my name and i'll kick your girly pills into the stratosphere :D
* bitchbot sets mode: +o Widget
Widget> !kick Pagan Is this right?
Pagan> !kick Widget no
* Widget was kicked by bitchbot (no (Pagan))
* Widget (rockoff@F5CB1967.FD7A1E3F.99B4AEA0.IP) has joined #naughtychat
Vixen> BWahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Pagan> hahahaha
Widget> beeeaaatch!!
Vixen> now that was funni
Pagan> yeah
Kornfreak> lol
Widget> nay!!!
Widget> *does not want to play kickball!*
Pagan> lol
Pagan> thats cause u kick like a girl
Widget> pagan...i'm restricted!! wait until i got &*&^%$#@$% in front of my name and i'll kick your girly pills into the stratosphere :D
* bitchbot sets mode: +o Widget
Widget> !kick Pagan Is this right?
Pagan> !kick Widget no
* Widget was kicked by bitchbot (no (Pagan))
* Widget (rockoff@F5CB1967.FD7A1E3F.99B4AEA0.IP) has joined #naughtychat
Vixen> BWahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Pagan> hahahaha
Widget> beeeaaatch!!
Vixen> now that was funni
Pagan> yeah
Kornfreak> lol
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
boots?
bulletproofbikini> ha!
bulletproofbikini> Pagan polish my boots
Cimarron> lol
bulletproofbikini> please *wink wink*
Pagan> boots?
Pagan> or was that a typo for clit?
Pagan> the keys are close to each other
bulletproofbikini> Pagan polish my boots
Cimarron> lol
bulletproofbikini> please *wink wink*
Pagan> boots?
Pagan> or was that a typo for clit?
Pagan> the keys are close to each other
lol @ doos
* Bob1971 has joined #hottub
HotBot> Bob is 5'3, 198 pounds, ugly, balding, highly skilled programmer. All my shirts are yellow with cumstains. I am seeking a tall, gorgeous, stunningly hot babe in her early 20s with an amazing rack and thick luxurious blond hair. /pvt me (Bob1971)
Jade> Good luck with that lol
NotPagan> lol bob. bet u still cant change yours either
Bob1971> LOL
Bob1971> We still banned or what?
NotPagan> I am
NotPagan> think it was my /nick likeIgiveAfuck thing at duce
NotPagan> dont think he liked that
NotPagan> was funny though
Bob1971> LOL
Bob1971> Might be hey,that happens when you look for shit with the boss
NotPagan> lol bob. u know me. when do I EVER give a fuck?
Bob1971> Ja true
Bob1971> Oh ja when there's beer involved and hot women
NotPagan> um
NotPagan> beer anyway
Bob1971> Ja
NotPagan> u can have the chicks. I'll have the beer
Bob1971> LOL
Bob1971> Nah less shit with beer,so will stick to that hey
NotPagan> thats my motto
Bob1971> Mine too kinda,but then get lank shit for drinking beer,lol
NotPagan> lol well I live alone
NotPagan> so ja
NotPagan> one beer in each hand....NO problem
Bob1971> Doos!
NotPagan> finished beers lying around... NO problem
Bob1971> Hahahaha
NotPagan> beers lined up waiting to be drunk....NO Problem
NotPagan> tis lekker
Closing Link: NotPagan duce Local kill by duce (This also happens when you keep hammering on old shit thats not going to change because you couldn't behave yourself. ;)))
HotBot> Bob is 5'3, 198 pounds, ugly, balding, highly skilled programmer. All my shirts are yellow with cumstains. I am seeking a tall, gorgeous, stunningly hot babe in her early 20s with an amazing rack and thick luxurious blond hair. /pvt me (Bob1971)
Jade> Good luck with that lol
NotPagan> lol bob. bet u still cant change yours either
Bob1971> LOL
Bob1971> We still banned or what?
NotPagan> I am
NotPagan> think it was my /nick likeIgiveAfuck thing at duce
NotPagan> dont think he liked that
NotPagan> was funny though
Bob1971> LOL
Bob1971> Might be hey,that happens when you look for shit with the boss
NotPagan> lol bob. u know me. when do I EVER give a fuck?
Bob1971> Ja true
Bob1971> Oh ja when there's beer involved and hot women
NotPagan> um
NotPagan> beer anyway
Bob1971> Ja
NotPagan> u can have the chicks. I'll have the beer
Bob1971> LOL
Bob1971> Nah less shit with beer,so will stick to that hey
NotPagan> thats my motto
Bob1971> Mine too kinda,but then get lank shit for drinking beer,lol
NotPagan> lol well I live alone
NotPagan> so ja
NotPagan> one beer in each hand....NO problem
Bob1971> Doos!
NotPagan> finished beers lying around... NO problem
Bob1971> Hahahaha
NotPagan> beers lined up waiting to be drunk....NO Problem
NotPagan> tis lekker
Closing Link: NotPagan duce Local kill by duce (This also happens when you keep hammering on old shit thats not going to change because you couldn't behave yourself. ;)))
Monday, November 3, 2008
I love kickball
Pagan> wanna play some kickball Widget?
Widget> err...that your version of "kick Widget in the nuts?"
Pagan> nah
Pagan> its lot of fun
Widget> ok...explain
Pagan> !kick Widget Pagan :1 - Widget :0
* Widget was kicked by bitchbot (Pagan :1 - Widget :0 (Pagan))
* Widget (rockoff@1E74D4E6.FE858631.78A65886.IP) has joined #naughtychat
Pagan> wb
Pagan> now its your turn
Widget> fokken chop :D
Widget> err...that your version of "kick Widget in the nuts?"
Pagan> nah
Pagan> its lot of fun
Widget> ok...explain
Pagan> !kick Widget Pagan :1 - Widget :0
* Widget was kicked by bitchbot (Pagan :1 - Widget :0 (Pagan))
* Widget (rockoff@1E74D4E6.FE858631.78A65886.IP) has joined #naughtychat
Pagan> wb
Pagan> now its your turn
Widget> fokken chop :D
Evil
* Gixxer thinks all females are evil...
Pagan> lol Gixxer. I think you're right
Gixxer> yeah Pagan. they all are
Munchkin> Pagan
Munchkin> Dont make me hurt you
Pagan> sorry
Pagan> but its true
Pagan> you know my feelings on the subject
Munchkin> Gixxer or you
Pagan> i have this spawn of the devil theory
Gixxer> cool
[Pagan> anything that bleeds that much that often and doesnt die MUST be evil
Lilith> O.o
Lilith> *smacks*
* Pagan hides his soul
* AngelMouse smax Pagan
Pagan> lol Gixxer. I think you're right
Gixxer> yeah Pagan. they all are
Munchkin> Pagan
Munchkin> Dont make me hurt you
Pagan> sorry
Pagan> but its true
Pagan> you know my feelings on the subject
Munchkin> Gixxer or you
Pagan> i have this spawn of the devil theory
Gixxer> cool
[Pagan> anything that bleeds that much that often and doesnt die MUST be evil
Lilith> O.o
Lilith> *smacks*
* Pagan hides his soul
* AngelMouse smax Pagan
Chewey!
bulletproofbikini> chewey!?
Pagan> lol u heard the rumours
bulletproofbikini> lol
Jellybean> uh huh
Jellybean> wait
bulletproofbikini> lol
Jellybean> im distracted
Miss_Behave> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Jellybean> not saying another word
Miss_Behave> you're talking bout niknaks right?
Pagan> no Miss_Behave
* bulletproofbikini thinks Jellybean is thinking before saynig things cause she likes putting her foot innit
Pagan> chewey!? <-that part
Pagan> <--high sperm count
* bulletproofbikini shudders
jam> Rofl
* Miss_Behave pulls a face
jam> Rofl
Pagan> lol u heard the rumours
bulletproofbikini> lol
Jellybean> uh huh
Jellybean> wait
bulletproofbikini> lol
Jellybean> im distracted
Miss_Behave> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Jellybean> not saying another word
Miss_Behave> you're talking bout niknaks right?
Pagan> no Miss_Behave
* bulletproofbikini thinks Jellybean is thinking before saynig things cause she likes putting her foot innit
Pagan>
Pagan> <--high sperm count
* bulletproofbikini shudders
jam> Rofl
* Miss_Behave pulls a face
jam> Rofl
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Vorsprung durch Technik - Audi
* Jellybean slaps Pagan
* Pagan hard now
Pagan> Yes?
Jellybean> um
Jellybean> who you talking to?
Pagan> *waits
Jellybean> waiting for?
Pagan> As far as i can see its just me and u here
* Jellybean slaps Pagan harder
Pagan> I likes
Pagan> Do u take requests?
Jellybean> sure
Pagan> Ok. Springs on your arms and legs
Pagan> Doggy style
Pagan> With a duck whistle in your mouth
Pagan) I call it 'audi'
Jellybean> lmao
Pagan> Four sprung duck technique
Jellybean> rofl
* Pagan hard now
Pagan> Yes?
Jellybean> um
Jellybean> who you talking to?
Pagan> *waits
Jellybean> waiting for?
Pagan> As far as i can see its just me and u here
* Jellybean slaps Pagan harder
Pagan> I likes
Pagan> Do u take requests?
Jellybean> sure
Pagan> Ok. Springs on your arms and legs
Pagan> Doggy style
Pagan> With a duck whistle in your mouth
Pagan) I call it 'audi'
Jellybean> lmao
Pagan> Four sprung duck technique
Jellybean> rofl
Drunk N Bored
* Bob1971 kicks Pagan
Raptor> ow!
Raptor> ow!
Dot> Awww.
* Pagan sets bob and dot on fire
* Dot hiding rathers Pagan in return
Pagan> Buuurn
Bob1971> Biatch
* Pagan gets hidinged
Pagan> Oh noessss
* Pagan draws a smiley face on Jellybean
* Pagan draws a smiley face on Cimarron
Cimarron> :)
Cimarron> :)
* Pagan writes HaaaaaaR! on Captains forehead
* Pagan writes 'i support bulls' on bobs forehead
Pagan> Thats a bad one hey
Pagan> Sorry bob
Jellybean> bob aint here Pagan
* Pagan crosses it out and writes 'ghei!'
Raptor> ow!
Raptor> ow!
Dot> Awww.
* Pagan sets bob and dot on fire
* Dot hiding rathers Pagan in return
Pagan> Buuurn
Bob1971> Biatch
* Pagan gets hidinged
Pagan> Oh noessss
* Pagan draws a smiley face on Jellybean
* Pagan draws a smiley face on Cimarron
Cimarron> :)
Cimarron> :)
* Pagan writes HaaaaaaR! on Captains forehead
* Pagan writes 'i support bulls' on bobs forehead
Pagan> Thats a bad one hey
Pagan> Sorry bob
Jellybean> bob aint here Pagan
* Pagan crosses it out and writes 'ghei!'
Wanking hand
Shadow-Cat> someone cut off my left hand pls :/
* Pagan cuts it off
Hitman> lol why?
Pagan> *saves it for a new wanking hand
Pagan> lekker :D
* Pagan cuts it off
Hitman> lol why?
Pagan> *saves it for a new wanking hand
Pagan> lekker :D
Twister
ZaC> left hand on my but, rigth hand on my crotch
ZaC> u know evil Twista
Strawbs> lolol
Pagan> I prefer naked twister
Pagan> *with girls
Pagan> no fun practicing with mates
Strawbs> lol
ZaC> Pagan: i like any game involving nekkid girls
Pagan> if they had "naked girls" as a game show on tv....I'd watch it
Pagan> hell. they could have 45min of breathing competetion
Pagan> I'd be rivited to the screen
Strawbs> lololol
Ariadne> LOL
ZaC> Lmao Pagan, talk about gettin ratings
ZaC> u know evil Twista
Strawbs> lolol
Pagan> I prefer naked twister
Pagan> *with girls
Pagan> no fun practicing with mates
Strawbs> lol
ZaC> Pagan: i like any game involving nekkid girls
Pagan> if they had "naked girls" as a game show on tv....I'd watch it
Pagan> hell. they could have 45min of breathing competetion
Pagan> I'd be rivited to the screen
Strawbs> lololol
Ariadne> LOL
ZaC> Lmao Pagan, talk about gettin ratings
Noddy
Widget> like ppl interpret big ears and noddy to be gay?
shug> they were
katz> widget lol but they r
Widget> jirrrrr
Widget> i'm fuckin scarred for life now
Pagan> lol they slept in the same bed. nuff said
Pagan> and they could hardly call the series noddy and big cock
Pagan> so big ears had to do
Widget> hahahahaahahahahHAHAHAHAHA
Tigress> pml@Pagan...I would have watched it if they had
shug> they were
katz> widget lol but they r
Widget> jirrrrr
Widget> i'm fuckin scarred for life now
Pagan> lol they slept in the same bed. nuff said
Pagan> and they could hardly call the series noddy and big cock
Pagan> so big ears had to do
Widget> hahahahaahahahahHAHAHAHAHA
Tigress> pml@Pagan...I would have watched it if they had
BRB
Jellybean> hey im not dead you know
Jellybean> everybody has a dark and kinky side
Jellybean> :P
* Nita sniggers
Nita> kinkeh eh?
Nita> the kinkeh side involve girls? :P
* Nita runs
Jellybean> mebbe :P
Jellybean> mebbe not :P
Pagan> brb: hardon
Jellybean> lmao
Nita> o.O
Jellybean> everybody has a dark and kinky side
Jellybean> :P
* Nita sniggers
Nita> kinkeh eh?
Nita> the kinkeh side involve girls? :P
* Nita runs
Jellybean> mebbe :P
Jellybean> mebbe not :P
Pagan> brb: hardon
Jellybean> lmao
Nita> o.O
Smiling
* Nita tilts her head and looks at falcon
* falcon goes back to sleep
Pagan> nita. did u know u dont have to turn your head sideways to smile?
Pagan> tooooo much internetz for u young lady
* falcon goes back to sleep
Pagan> nita. did u know u dont have to turn your head sideways to smile?
Pagan> tooooo much internetz for u young lady
Online wives
Richard> so we going to buy a wife online Pagan
Pagan> nah. I got a better plan
Pagan> I kick u in the balls. you buy me a house
Pagan> I save u alot of pain
Pagan> get it all over one shot
Pagan> nah. I got a better plan
Pagan> I kick u in the balls. you buy me a house
Pagan> I save u alot of pain
Pagan> get it all over one shot
Biased?
Munchkin> Nikka pagan says hes innocent what do you think
Pagan> dont ask her
Pagan> I shagged her
Pagan> she's biased
Nikka> Munchkin: Pagan has never been innocent :p
Nikka> LOL
Munchkin> Lol
Pagan> dont ask her
Pagan> I shagged her
Pagan> she's biased
Nikka> Munchkin: Pagan has never been innocent :p
Nikka> LOL
Munchkin> Lol
Porn videos
Pagan> see. thats the problem with being in so many porn videos
Pagan> :/
Eden> being IN porn videos ?!
Eden> HUH ?!
Pagan> yeah. I've done one or seven vids
Eden> .......?
Pagan> lose count after a while
Eden> ........
Munchkin> Lol
* Eden faints
Pagan> actually, I've done so much porn now that I not only can cum on demand. I can ask what colour?
Pagan> :/
Eden> being IN porn videos ?!
Eden> HUH ?!
Pagan> yeah. I've done one or seven vids
Eden> .......?
Pagan> lose count after a while
Eden> ........
Munchkin> Lol
* Eden faints
Pagan> actually, I've done so much porn now that I not only can cum on demand. I can ask what colour?
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
IiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmGHEeeeiiiiii
tux> frosty is probably also: ImFrosty monkey FirmToys Maltese_poodle Cake ImaGuy Vladimir Dr_Frosty Himself DailyFixx ImHorny ImHorny9inches ImWhack Iwant1Too MoTsa Tjips PorkTjops Lord_Nelson Edward_Teach ImGhei ImHot FatAssUgly_MoFo FuglyMoFo DontPvtMe SoreAss FreeMe ImGay DilliGaf BullDog Toit Ima_Rake Ima_Clutchie WO The_Surgeon ImaShark Mr_Skank Sir_Skank JMSP ILikeToFluck Johnny_Bravo Frosty1000 Frosty999 _Frosty999 CarcharodonCarcharias Great_Wh
honey> shew
Pagan> um
Pagan> frosty dude
Pagan> your choice in nicks has a decidedly homoerotic undertones
Munchkin> Lol
ImFrosty> lolololo
Tandy> Undertones?
Pagan> umm
Pagan> well it is subtle
Pagan> but I'm getting that impression
Tandy> Mr Skank is subtle?
ImFrosty> lololol
ImFrosty> Sir skank
Tandy> ImHorny9inches <-- Subtle?
Munchkin> Lol
Tandy> SoreAss <-- And we won't even ask about this one :P
Pagan> hahaha
Pagan> pretty self explanatory
Pagan> must've been camping weekend
Munchkin> Tandy we would hate to see blatent by pagans standards
Tandy> lol
Tandy> Pagan has standards?
Tandy> That's new to me :P
Pagan> yesz
Pagan> vague ones
Munchkin> Lol
Pagan> but they there
Tandy> LOL
* OW has joined #hottub
* OW sings (in a deep and rich baritone) ... Happy Birfday to Yooooooooooooooo....
Pagan> just dont ask him what he wants for his birthday
Pagan> answer will probably be cock
OW> LOL
Tandy> OW: We were just discussing Frosty's choice of nick ;)
OW> and??
Pagan> he's gay
Pagan> buy him a prius
OW> Pagan ... LOL
Tandy> LOL
Pagan> IiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmGHEeeeiiiiii
OW> Bwahahahha
Frosty> lololol
OW> LOL
Pagan> or a lil scooter....homohomohomohomohomohomohomo
Frosty> lol
Tandy> LOL
honey> shew
Pagan> um
Pagan> frosty dude
Pagan> your choice in nicks has a decidedly homoerotic undertones
Munchkin> Lol
ImFrosty> lolololo
Tandy> Undertones?
Pagan> umm
Pagan> well it is subtle
Pagan> but I'm getting that impression
Tandy> Mr Skank is subtle?
ImFrosty> lololol
ImFrosty> Sir skank
Tandy> ImHorny9inches <-- Subtle?
Munchkin> Lol
Tandy> SoreAss <-- And we won't even ask about this one :P
Pagan> hahaha
Pagan> pretty self explanatory
Pagan> must've been camping weekend
Munchkin> Tandy we would hate to see blatent by pagans standards
Tandy> lol
Tandy> Pagan has standards?
Tandy> That's new to me :P
Pagan> yesz
Pagan> vague ones
Munchkin> Lol
Pagan> but they there
Tandy> LOL
* OW has joined #hottub
* OW sings (in a deep and rich baritone) ... Happy Birfday to Yooooooooooooooo....
Pagan> just dont ask him what he wants for his birthday
Pagan> answer will probably be cock
OW> LOL
Tandy> OW: We were just discussing Frosty's choice of nick ;)
OW> and??
Pagan> he's gay
Pagan> buy him a prius
OW> Pagan ... LOL
Tandy> LOL
Pagan> IiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmGHEeeeiiiiii
OW> Bwahahahha
Frosty> lololol
OW> LOL
Pagan> or a lil scooter....homohomohomohomohomohomohomo
Frosty> lol
Tandy> LOL
Monday, October 27, 2008
Horny?
Chabal> is it just me or are u guys a tad horny
Pagan> lol @ tad
Pagan> we always horny
Pagan> I'm trying to invent a way to harness the sexual frustration in here as a energy source
Pagan> that'll fuck eskom
PerfecT_StrangeR> bwahahahahaha @ pagan
Pagan> lol @ tad
Pagan> we always horny
Pagan> I'm trying to invent a way to harness the sexual frustration in here as a energy source
Pagan> that'll fuck eskom
PerfecT_StrangeR> bwahahahahaha @ pagan
Hindian Fellow
CrazyLittleFukka> You gag the hindian fellow @ Pagan?
Pagan> I did
Pagan> I did
Pagan> I'm chooning u. every tom, dick and chetty that comes here has to act funny
Pagan> what kind?
Pagan> I did
Pagan> I did
Pagan> I'm chooning u. every tom, dick and chetty that comes here has to act funny
Pagan> what kind?
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Thats just wrong
* HamsterPagan hands captain a orca dildo
* captain sells it on e-bay
* HamsterPagan bids 5dolla
captain> going once, going twice
captain> sold!
captain> to Cimarron
captain> :P
* HamsterPagan licks it
Mousie> Thats wrong
HamsterPagan> I'm good at that
* captain sells it on e-bay
* HamsterPagan bids 5dolla
captain> going once, going twice
captain> sold!
captain> to Cimarron
captain> :P
* HamsterPagan licks it
Mousie> Thats wrong
HamsterPagan> I'm good at that
Angry Sex
* captain gets the battery operated shock thingy out
HamsterPagan> Kinky
HamsterPagan> I saw that electro shock sex glove kit
HamsterPagan> Looks cool
captain> O.o
HamsterPagan> Angry sex rocks k
HamsterPagan> Angry masturbation not so much
captain> lol
HamsterPagan> Kinky
HamsterPagan> I saw that electro shock sex glove kit
HamsterPagan> Looks cool
captain> O.o
HamsterPagan> Angry sex rocks k
HamsterPagan> Angry masturbation not so much
captain> lol
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Pacman
vicci> ..
NawtyGnome> ...
* Pagan is now known as PaganPacman
PaganPacman> ....<......
PaganPacman> wicca wicca wicca
NawtyGnome> ...
* Pagan is now known as PaganPacman
PaganPacman> ....<......
PaganPacman> wicca wicca wicca
Anger Management
Tandy> FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!
Pagan> yes please
Pagan> *hopes
* Pagan clothes fall off
OW> hehehehhe
* Tandy isn't turned on by easy men :P
OW> all on their own .... fantastic how that happens
* TaG Hands tandy some anger management flyers
Pagan> I got skills OW
Tandy> TaG: Its not anger. Its pure total and utter frustration :)
Pagan> HA!
Pagan> take them out on me
* OW looks at Pagan ... be difficult dude ... quick ... now's ya chance...
Pagan> please
Tandy> LOL
Pagan> I dont mind angry sex
TaG> Lol pagan
Pagan> sex is sex k
Pagan> yes please
Pagan> *hopes
* Pagan clothes fall off
OW> hehehehhe
* Tandy isn't turned on by easy men :P
OW> all on their own .... fantastic how that happens
* TaG Hands tandy some anger management flyers
Pagan> I got skills OW
Tandy> TaG: Its not anger. Its pure total and utter frustration :)
Pagan> HA!
Pagan> take them out on me
* OW looks at Pagan ... be difficult dude ... quick ... now's ya chance...
Pagan> please
Tandy> LOL
Pagan> I dont mind angry sex
TaG> Lol pagan
Pagan> sex is sex k
FBI
Widget> ok...the cia okes monitoring this room are all frantically recording our IP addresses!
* FBI (pagan2k@atrum-53768DC.rb.mtnns.net) has joined #naughtychat
FBI> we saw
FBI> @ Widget
* FBI (pagan2k@atrum-53768DC.rb.mtnns.net) Quit (User Quit: FBI)
* FBI (pagan2k@atrum-53768DC.rb.mtnns.net) has joined #naughtychat
FBI> we saw
FBI> @ Widget
* FBI (pagan2k@atrum-53768DC.rb.mtnns.net) Quit (User Quit: FBI)
Jellytots
* Pagan throws a jellytot at Nikka
* Munchkin steals Pagan jellytots
* Amaranth steals the jellytots from Munchkin
Pagan> lol. I wouldnt if I was u
Pagan> keep those in my undies
Nikka> hahahahaha
Amaranth> eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww
Nikka> those are dodgy jellytots
Pagan> and thats only cause I dont have a vagina to store stuff in :D
Nikka> eeeeewww lol
* Munchkin steals Pagan jellytots
* Amaranth steals the jellytots from Munchkin
Pagan> lol. I wouldnt if I was u
Pagan> keep those in my undies
Nikka> hahahahaha
Amaranth> eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww
Nikka> those are dodgy jellytots
Pagan> and thats only cause I dont have a vagina to store stuff in :D
Nikka> eeeeewww lol
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
21st Century
* pussy (cgiirc@atrum-1780EA94.tut.ac.za) has joined #naughtychat
* Pagan sets mode: +v pussy
RogerM> dam another pussy and i am allergic to hair
RogerM> i hope its a hairless pussy
Pagan> lol. in this day and age it usually is
Pagan> god bless the 21st century
RogerM> better than sneezing while chatting
Pagan> or those 80's pubic afro's
ItMightBeMe> hehe
deep> hahahaha
* Pagan sets mode: +v pussy
RogerM> dam another pussy and i am allergic to hair
RogerM> i hope its a hairless pussy
Pagan> lol. in this day and age it usually is
Pagan> god bless the 21st century
RogerM> better than sneezing while chatting
Pagan> or those 80's pubic afro's
ItMightBeMe> hehe
deep> hahahaha
Foreplay
Tandy> mimi: Drop your caps please.
Pagan> Tandy: lose the clothes please
honey> lol
* Tandy smacks Pagan
* Pagan hard sommer for a week
Pagan> Tandy: lose the clothes please
honey> lol
* Tandy smacks Pagan
* Pagan hard sommer for a week
Monday, October 20, 2008
Viriginity
Jellybean> i think you can buy them on ebay though Pagan
Pagan> what sex?
Pagan> u can buy them on point rd too
Jellybean> no man. a virginity
Jellybean> eish
Pagan> wtf am I gonna do with a virginity?
Pagan> I'll just lose it
Pagan> what sex?
Pagan> u can buy them on point rd too
Jellybean> no man. a virginity
Jellybean> eish
Pagan> wtf am I gonna do with a virginity?
Pagan> I'll just lose it
Cheater
Jellybean> cheating on me again Pagan, eish
* Jellybean tightens the leash
Pagan> lol @ cheating
Jellybean> :P
Pagan> someone must first actually get a grip on me before it can be classed as cheating
Pagan> right now its more like "time-share"
Zee> LOL
Jellybean> tsk
* Jellybean tightens the leash
Pagan> lol @ cheating
Jellybean> :P
Pagan> someone must first actually get a grip on me before it can be classed as cheating
Pagan> right now its more like "time-share"
Zee> LOL
Jellybean> tsk
Crabs
* Pagan is now known as IRCrab
Jellybean> you have crabs?
ToNiC> OMF lol lol lol lol lol
* Jellybean walks away from pagan
Jellybean> lol
IRCrab> :)
* IRCrab is now known as Pagan
Nita> crabs??
Nita> errrrrr
* Nita runzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jellybean> and that smile admitted it
Jellybean> eeuw
Pagan> lol
Pagan> nah
Pagan> I'm STD free
Pagan> u need sex and stuff for that
Jellybean> oh and didnt you get laid not so long ago?
Pagan> oh ja
Pagan> I forgot about that
ToNiC> lol
Jellybean> lol
Greywacke> lol
Pagan> 2 weeks long enough for virginity to grow back?
Jellybean> lol no
Pagan> fuckit
Jellybean> sorry
Jellybean> you have crabs?
ToNiC> OMF lol lol lol lol lol
* Jellybean walks away from pagan
Jellybean> lol
IRCrab> :)
* IRCrab is now known as Pagan
Nita> crabs??
Nita> errrrrr
* Nita runzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jellybean> and that smile admitted it
Jellybean> eeuw
Pagan> lol
Pagan> nah
Pagan> I'm STD free
Pagan> u need sex and stuff for that
Jellybean> oh and didnt you get laid not so long ago?
Pagan> oh ja
Pagan> I forgot about that
ToNiC> lol
Jellybean> lol
Greywacke> lol
Pagan> 2 weeks long enough for virginity to grow back?
Jellybean> lol no
Pagan> fuckit
Jellybean> sorry
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
More Bulls
MaFiaMufFiN> ya dont love me
Pagan> no. but u dont need me, u got enough fans
MaFiaMufFiN> thats just wrong
Pagan> I cant help it
MaFiaMufFiN> jinne
Pagan> its that whole blue bulls thing
* MaFiaMufFiN pretendz 2 be like all hurt and stuff
suspicious> do blue bulls have blue......
* suspicious shuts up
MaFiaMufFiN> no
Pagan> I think they do
Pagan> cause I doubt they get laid
suspicious> lol
Pagan> unless they dress up like sharks
MaFiaMufFiN> ag issie
suspicious> *koff koff*
Pagan> no. but u dont need me, u got enough fans
MaFiaMufFiN> thats just wrong
Pagan> I cant help it
MaFiaMufFiN> jinne
Pagan> its that whole blue bulls thing
* MaFiaMufFiN pretendz 2 be like all hurt and stuff
suspicious> do blue bulls have blue......
* suspicious shuts up
MaFiaMufFiN> no
Pagan> I think they do
Pagan> cause I doubt they get laid
suspicious> lol
Pagan> unless they dress up like sharks
MaFiaMufFiN> ag issie
suspicious> *koff koff*
Monday, October 13, 2008
Blue Bulls Supporters
* MaFiaMuFfiN is now known as BullsBabe
BullsBabe> i have 2 show my support ;P
* Pagan is now known as TheOtherBullsSupporter
* Frosty is now known as ImaShark
BullsBabe> yay
BullsBabe> really
BullsBabe> you suck froyd
* suspicious hugs fellow shark...
TheOtherBullsSupporter> its ok BullsBabe
TheOtherBullsSupporter> lets make babies
BullsBabe> hehehe
TheOtherBullsSupporter> then there will be three bulls supporters
suspicious> lmao
ImaShark> LAMFAO
BullsBabe> ahhah
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
* TheOtherBullsSupporter is now known as Pagan
Pagan> nah. I'm just kidding
Pagan> bulls really do suck
BullsBabe> :/
BullsBabe> awww
ImaShark> lol ^5 Pagan
BullsBabe> i dont like you anymore :P
Pagan> I dont do the whole 'sport' thing
BullsBabe> oh
ImaShark> lol :(
BullsBabe> so you might aswell be a bulls !!
Pagan> you all wanna watch grown men chase balls around a field....thats your homoerotic funfair
Pagan> not mine
BullsBabe> i have 2 show my support ;P
* Pagan is now known as TheOtherBullsSupporter
* Frosty is now known as ImaShark
BullsBabe> yay
BullsBabe> really
BullsBabe> you suck froyd
* suspicious hugs fellow shark...
TheOtherBullsSupporter> its ok BullsBabe
TheOtherBullsSupporter> lets make babies
BullsBabe> hehehe
TheOtherBullsSupporter> then there will be three bulls supporters
suspicious> lmao
ImaShark> LAMFAO
BullsBabe> ahhah
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
* TheOtherBullsSupporter is now known as Pagan
Pagan> nah. I'm just kidding
Pagan> bulls really do suck
BullsBabe> :/
BullsBabe> awww
ImaShark> lol ^5 Pagan
BullsBabe> i dont like you anymore :P
Pagan> I dont do the whole 'sport' thing
BullsBabe> oh
ImaShark> lol :(
BullsBabe> so you might aswell be a bulls !!
Pagan> you all wanna watch grown men chase balls around a field....thats your homoerotic funfair
Pagan> not mine
Friday, October 10, 2008
Slut
MaFiaMuFfiN> Pagan your a lil slut
Pagan> you say it like its a bad thing
Pagan> besides, sluts get laid more
Pagan> I'm just easy
Frosty> lolol
Pagan> you say it like its a bad thing
Pagan> besides, sluts get laid more
Pagan> I'm just easy
Frosty> lolol
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Dumbass award of the day
kevin213> hey people
Pagan> drop the bolds please kevin213
kevin213> pagan ur an idiot! sayin my name out full and shit. whats ur prob punjabi
Pagan> um
Pagan> dude
serialkissingchick> o.O
Pagan> you're a fkn idiot
SheDevil> O.o
Pagan> thats your nick
~~~~~~~~~~~a lil while later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hellllllllo> yo PAGAN guess whos back you silly punjabi
* Pagan sets mode: +b *!*@atrum-45B88084.telkomadsl.co.za
Pagan> HAHA
Pagan> dumbass
Pagan> now I got your IP
Pagan> you're muted
Pagan> and you're STILL a dumbass
Pagan> pvt me to apologise
Nicola> what a complete and utter poephol!!
DiVa> bwhhahahahhahaha
Pagan> drop the bolds please kevin213
kevin213> pagan ur an idiot! sayin my name out full and shit. whats ur prob punjabi
Pagan> um
Pagan> dude
serialkissingchick> o.O
Pagan> you're a fkn idiot
SheDevil> O.o
Pagan> thats your nick
~~~~~~~~~~~a lil while later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hellllllllo> yo PAGAN guess whos back you silly punjabi
* Pagan sets mode: +b *!*@atrum-45B88084.telkomadsl.co.za
Pagan> HAHA
Pagan> dumbass
Pagan> now I got your IP
Pagan> you're muted
Pagan> and you're STILL a dumbass
Pagan> pvt me to apologise
Nicola> what a complete and utter poephol!!
DiVa> bwhhahahahhahaha
Monday, October 6, 2008
Me so horny
Pagan> dude
Pagan> u know how u know when a chick is keen
Pagan> when u finally get your hands in her pants
Bob1971> Ja
Pagan> and it feels like u feeding a horse
Pagan> THATS horny
Nita> omw Pagan yuck
Bob1971> Ja hey very horny
Jellybean> lmao omwwwwww no man pagan
Pagan> u know how u know when a chick is keen
Pagan> when u finally get your hands in her pants
Bob1971> Ja
Pagan> and it feels like u feeding a horse
Pagan> THATS horny
Nita> omw Pagan yuck
Bob1971> Ja hey very horny
Jellybean> lmao omwwwwww no man pagan
Lezbian skills
Pagan> it was nita. her lezbian tracking / hunting skills arent up to speed
Bob1971> Yup
Bob1971> Not quite honed
* Nita snorts at Pagan
* Pagan licks her on the nose
Pagan> see
Pagan> thats how u do it
Nita> lol
Nita> yar yar Pagan
Nita> i don't lick NOSEs
Pagan> only vaginas?
Pagan> cool
Nita> can think of a few better.. omw, no
Pagan> u learning then
Nita hsurrups
Pagan> ^5
Nita> *shurrups
Nita> oi
Pagan> thats not a no though
Pagan> I notice these things
Bob1971> Yup
Bob1971> Not quite honed
* Nita snorts at Pagan
* Pagan licks her on the nose
Pagan> see
Pagan> thats how u do it
Nita> lol
Nita> yar yar Pagan
Nita> i don't lick NOSEs
Pagan> only vaginas?
Pagan> cool
Nita> can think of a few better.. omw, no
Pagan> u learning then
Nita hsurrups
Pagan> ^5
Nita> *shurrups
Nita> oi
Pagan> thats not a no though
Pagan> I notice these things
Spellers
killer> shit strawbs your tites must hand past ya kneed
killer> knes
killer> knnes
killer> knees
Pagan> wow
Pagan> 4 tries
* Pagan says nothing
~~~later~~~
killerj> how do i get rid of it
killerj> dude i have a ghost nick
Pagan> ./msg nickserv ghost nick pwd
Pagan> ^--thats how killer
Pagan> without the .
Pagan> and proper spelling
killer> knes
killer> knnes
killer> knees
Pagan> wow
Pagan> 4 tries
* Pagan says nothing
~~~later~~~
killerj> how do i get rid of it
killerj> dude i have a ghost nick
Pagan> ./msg nickserv ghost nick pwd
Pagan> ^--thats how killer
Pagan> without the .
Pagan> and proper spelling
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Not Gay? Oh Nooooeeess
enchanted> hi ppl
Director> Hi enchanted
enchanted> hi director
enchanted> so director are you male or female?
Director> Male
Director> About yay high, with brownish greenis blueish eyes
enchanted> im a male too
Director> Wow - small world
enchanted> but im not gay
Director> Not? Awwwww
enchanted> eww so ur gay?
Director> Well this is a gay site
enchanted> hottub is a gay site
enchanted> ?
Pagan> Sweetie
Pagan> Didnt u know
Director> Gay as is happy...
enchanted> no
Director> With mens bits in our mouths
Pagan> Tralala and stuff
enchanted> o m g i so hottub is a gay chatroom?
Pagan> They all say that
enchanted> all say what?
Director> Maybe u knew, and just wanted to try it out enchanted?
Pagan> At first
Pagan> Oh nothing
Pagan> Just thinking aloud
enchanted> nooooooooo
A> hmm enchanted sound a little gay..but is ok..we won`t notice
enchanted> anyway im gonna find a normal chatroom
Pagan> And i got all excited
Director> Lol
Director> Good luck
enchanted> or my parents would freak out if they find out
Pagan> We'll be here a while
Director> We're as close as u get to normal
Director> Lol - ur parents?
enchanted> yes unfortunately i still live with my parents
Director> theyll freak when they find out ur gay...
Pagan> Need a place to stay?
enchanted> nooooo
Pagan> Sure?
enchanted> when they find out i was in a gay chatroom
Director> but at least the cat will be out the bag...
Pagan> Ask director. I'm very nice
enchanted> im NOT GAY
Pagan> Oh
Director> Enchanted - we were just joking
Pagan> Um
Pagan> Lol ja
Pagan> Actually
enchanted> about what director?
Director> This isnt a gay site
Pagan> Lets be normal
enchanted> phew
Director> We're just happy
Pagan> Sorry dude. We got carried away
enchanted> carried away?
Pagan> Was funny though
Director> So ur big bad cock loving secret is safe with us...
enchanted> u should have seen my friend on camp this weekend
Pagan> I love these "my friend has a problem" things
enchanted> noooooooo im pussy loving
Director> Hehe
Pagan> Arent we all
Pagan> *wise nod
Director> ^5 enchanted
Director> It was a joke eh bud?
enchanted> oh sure thats what they all say
enchanted> until u find them laying down on some guy at the camp
enchanted> and by the way the camp had a male only section and female onlyh
enchanted> only*
Director> Um enchanted...
enchanted> yes?
Director> Which camp
enchanted> ags christian camp
Pagan> *makes note not to go there
enchanted> lol
Pagan> Eish haibo
Director> Hi enchanted
enchanted> hi director
enchanted> so director are you male or female?
Director> Male
Director> About yay high, with brownish greenis blueish eyes
enchanted> im a male too
Director> Wow - small world
enchanted> but im not gay
Director> Not? Awwwww
enchanted> eww so ur gay?
Director> Well this is a gay site
enchanted> hottub is a gay site
enchanted> ?
Pagan> Sweetie
Pagan> Didnt u know
Director> Gay as is happy...
enchanted> no
Director> With mens bits in our mouths
Pagan> Tralala and stuff
enchanted> o m g i so hottub is a gay chatroom?
Pagan> They all say that
enchanted> all say what?
Director> Maybe u knew, and just wanted to try it out enchanted?
Pagan> At first
Pagan> Oh nothing
Pagan> Just thinking aloud
enchanted> nooooooooo
A> hmm enchanted sound a little gay..but is ok..we won`t notice
enchanted> anyway im gonna find a normal chatroom
Pagan> And i got all excited
Director> Lol
Director> Good luck
enchanted> or my parents would freak out if they find out
Pagan> We'll be here a while
Director> We're as close as u get to normal
Director> Lol - ur parents?
enchanted> yes unfortunately i still live with my parents
Director> theyll freak when they find out ur gay...
Pagan> Need a place to stay?
enchanted> nooooo
Pagan> Sure?
enchanted> when they find out i was in a gay chatroom
Director> but at least the cat will be out the bag...
Pagan> Ask director. I'm very nice
enchanted> im NOT GAY
Pagan> Oh
Director> Enchanted - we were just joking
Pagan> Um
Pagan> Lol ja
Pagan> Actually
enchanted> about what director?
Director> This isnt a gay site
Pagan> Lets be normal
enchanted> phew
Director> We're just happy
Pagan> Sorry dude. We got carried away
enchanted> carried away?
Pagan> Was funny though
Director> So ur big bad cock loving secret is safe with us...
enchanted> u should have seen my friend on camp this weekend
Pagan> I love these "my friend has a problem" things
enchanted> noooooooo im pussy loving
Director> Hehe
Pagan> Arent we all
Pagan> *wise nod
Director> ^5 enchanted
Director> It was a joke eh bud?
enchanted> oh sure thats what they all say
enchanted> until u find them laying down on some guy at the camp
enchanted> and by the way the camp had a male only section and female onlyh
enchanted> only*
Director> Um enchanted...
enchanted> yes?
Director> Which camp
enchanted> ags christian camp
Pagan> *makes note not to go there
enchanted> lol
Pagan> Eish haibo
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Circumcision
killer> ladies question for u?
katz> killer can all females answer or just the ladies?
killer> all females
killer> do u prefer curcumsized or not ?
Pagan> I hear that circumcision thing is popular these days
Pagan> I'll take two please
Ariadne> bwahaahahaha
katz> killer can all females answer or just the ladies?
killer> all females
killer> do u prefer curcumsized or not ?
Pagan> I hear that circumcision thing is popular these days
Pagan> I'll take two please
Ariadne> bwahaahahaha
Monday, September 8, 2008
Midgets
* Bob1971 is looking for the perfect woman,she must be a deaf mute,4ft tall with a flat head!
randomchick> lmao bob
Vixen> Damn!!! that counts me out the Bob1971.... I am 2 feet too tall
Bob1971> Sorry for joo
randomchick> me is 5 feet vixen
Vixen> *pouts a lil*
serialkissingchick> I'm 2 short, im 3ft
Pagan> shhh
Pagan> u gonna make bob jealous
Pagan> he got a thing for midgets
Pagan> well kinda
Bob1971> Ja
serialkissingchick> Hahaha
Bob1971> Lol
Vixen> lmao
Pagan> actually he just cant score with normal sized people
Pagan> poor lil bob
randomchick> lmao bob
Vixen> Damn!!! that counts me out the Bob1971.... I am 2 feet too tall
Bob1971> Sorry for joo
randomchick> me is 5 feet vixen
Vixen> *pouts a lil*
serialkissingchick> I'm 2 short, im 3ft
Pagan> shhh
Pagan> u gonna make bob jealous
Pagan> he got a thing for midgets
Pagan> well kinda
Bob1971> Ja
serialkissingchick> Hahaha
Bob1971> Lol
Vixen> lmao
Pagan> actually he just cant score with normal sized people
Pagan> poor lil bob
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Decoders
Dark_Angel> npoe
Dark_Angel> *nope
Dark_Angel> lol no
Bob1971> Npoe?is that code?
Pagan> think so
Dark_Angel> lol Bob1971 my typing sucks today
Bob1971> Must be hey
* Dark_Angel slpas Bob1971 and Pagan
Bob1971> Damnit
Dark_Angel> be nice dammit
Pagan> more code
Pagan> demmit
* Pagan hands Bob1971 a decoder ring
Bob1971> Yup
Pagan> slpas = tagteam
Pagan> niiice
Pagan> ^5
Bob1971> We popular hey
Pagan> seems it
Bob1971> ^5
Dark_Angel> fokit
Dark_Angel> *slaps
Dark_Angel> eish no man
Bob1971> Ha ha ha
Dark_Angel> piss off u 2
Dark_Angel> be nicce
Dark_Angel> ffs
Pagan> more code
Dark_Angel> nice
Pagan> *decodes franticly
Dark_Angel> aaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggggggg
Pagan> oO
Pagan> kinky!
Pagan> like
Pagan> omg
Pagan> nice :D
* Bob1971 is always naaice
Dark_Angel> I need a new keyboard :( this one makes too many spelling mistakes
Pagan> type two handed
Pagan> usually helps
Dark_Angel> ag fok off
Bob1971> Ja
* Dark_Angel goes back to her corner
* Dark_Angel cries
* Pagan saves that for his blog
Pagan> :D
Bob1971> Lol
Dark_Angel> *nope
Dark_Angel> lol no
Bob1971> Npoe?is that code?
Pagan> think so
Dark_Angel> lol Bob1971 my typing sucks today
Bob1971> Must be hey
* Dark_Angel slpas Bob1971 and Pagan
Bob1971> Damnit
Dark_Angel> be nice dammit
Pagan> more code
Pagan> demmit
* Pagan hands Bob1971 a decoder ring
Bob1971> Yup
Pagan> slpas = tagteam
Pagan> niiice
Pagan> ^5
Bob1971> We popular hey
Pagan> seems it
Bob1971> ^5
Dark_Angel> fokit
Dark_Angel> *slaps
Dark_Angel> eish no man
Bob1971> Ha ha ha
Dark_Angel> piss off u 2
Dark_Angel> be nicce
Dark_Angel> ffs
Pagan> more code
Dark_Angel> nice
Pagan> *decodes franticly
Dark_Angel> aaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggggggg
Pagan> oO
Pagan> kinky!
Pagan> like
Pagan> omg
Pagan> nice :D
* Bob1971 is always naaice
Dark_Angel> I need a new keyboard :( this one makes too many spelling mistakes
Pagan> type two handed
Pagan> usually helps
Dark_Angel> ag fok off
Bob1971> Ja
* Dark_Angel goes back to her corner
* Dark_Angel cries
* Pagan saves that for his blog
Pagan> :D
Bob1971> Lol
Monday, September 1, 2008
Untouchables
StarrGazer> I know some areas where we can put our "untouchables"
* CrazyLittleFukka waits for StarrGazer's areas......maybe I can relocate my maid
Pagan> there already is one
Pagan> we call it "australia"
StarrGazer> lol
Pagan> and if your criminals can swim....."new zealand"
* CrazyLittleFukka waits for StarrGazer's areas......maybe I can relocate my maid
Pagan> there already is one
Pagan> we call it "australia"
StarrGazer> lol
Pagan> and if your criminals can swim....."new zealand"
Trouts
* Angelic slaps db around a bit with a large trout
* Pagan puts his trout back in his pants
Pagan> I dont mind when u call it that
Pagan> its kinda sexy
* Pagan puts his trout back in his pants
Pagan> I dont mind when u call it that
Pagan> its kinda sexy
Chastity belts
Dark_Angel> Wombat: I want a proper chastity belt
Wombat> darling sexshop!!!!
Dark_Angel> nee fok then she will think im kinky and probably get turned on or some shit
Pagan> or just a mouse trap in your panties
Pagan> be careful which way around u put it in though
Pagan> could be nasty
Wombat> lmao
Dark_Angel> id probably put it in the wrong way round and it slams shut on something else :(
Pagan> well thats why I say mouse trap
Pagan> rat trat gots the spikes
Pagan> THAT would hurt
Jhb44M> lol Pagan..just make sure the mouse trap points outwards, else things can get a little kinky...
Pagan> thats what I said
Pagan> pay attention
Pagan> tsk
Dark_Angel> who?
Dark_Angel> ag nee fok im lost now
Wombat> darling sexshop!!!!
Dark_Angel> nee fok then she will think im kinky and probably get turned on or some shit
Pagan> or just a mouse trap in your panties
Pagan> be careful which way around u put it in though
Pagan> could be nasty
Wombat> lmao
Dark_Angel> id probably put it in the wrong way round and it slams shut on something else :(
Pagan> well thats why I say mouse trap
Pagan> rat trat gots the spikes
Pagan> THAT would hurt
Jhb44M> lol Pagan..just make sure the mouse trap points outwards, else things can get a little kinky...
Pagan> thats what I said
Pagan> pay attention
Pagan> tsk
Dark_Angel> who?
Dark_Angel> ag nee fok im lost now
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Tracker
AlexIsOnFire> I cant unlonck with key,alarm will go off and tracker will come shoot me faktap with their ketties
Pagan> lol. I like that hey
Pagan> in the US they call swat team....40 ou's with hectic weaponary
Pagan> here we get flippie from squad 6
Pagan> howzit ou's *bang cheers ou's
Pagan> and he fucks off
Pagan> lol. I like that hey
Pagan> in the US they call swat team....40 ou's with hectic weaponary
Pagan> here we get flippie from squad 6
Pagan> howzit ou's *bang cheers ou's
Pagan> and he fucks off
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Lesbians
* Liza (CHAT27coza@F1F01D14.9BFC63D6.EEB8ECC4.IP) has joined #naughtychat
Liza> lesbians private me
Pagan> I wish they'd pvt me :/
Liza> lesbians private me
Pagan> I wish they'd pvt me :/
Friday, August 29, 2008
Romanticism
* bj08 looks into her eyes, gives her a soft kiss on the neck and whispers to her how much he loves her gorgeous blue eyes, how they hypnotize him when he looks into them
* bj08 wonders how a woman can be so perfect, everytime he sees Naughtybabe she is so sexy, everything in place, every curve laid out just right
bananagirl> omg
bananagirl> HAHAHAH
lovesickg> eeesh
bananagirl> mills and boons comes to mind
* Naughtybabe (cgiirc@772D5E8E.B51C9941.6DCA007D.IP) Quit (User Quit: CGI:IRC)
bananagirl> hahahahahahahahahaha
* CrazyLittleFukka thinks bj08 should maybe find hisself a room at Weskoppies
* bj08 runs his hands thru her soft hair and looks into her eyes and wonders why God put so much into one woman
bananagirl> erm bj08.. she run outta here like the wind
bananagirl> she left
bananagirl> LMFOA
CrazyLittleFukka> Gone with the.... @ bananagirl?
bananagirl> *cracks up*
* CrazyLittleFukka rolls off his bar stool with laughter
bananagirl> he so busy focusing on .. um.. he never noticed
Shadow-Cat> we have a romantic chatter
bananagirl> haahhahhahahahaaahha
Pagan> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
* bj08 wonders how a woman can be so perfect, everytime he sees Naughtybabe she is so sexy, everything in place, every curve laid out just right
bananagirl> omg
bananagirl> HAHAHAH
lovesickg> eeesh
bananagirl> mills and boons comes to mind
* Naughtybabe (cgiirc@772D5E8E.B51C9941.6DCA007D.IP) Quit (User Quit: CGI:IRC)
bananagirl> hahahahahahahahahaha
* CrazyLittleFukka thinks bj08 should maybe find hisself a room at Weskoppies
* bj08 runs his hands thru her soft hair and looks into her eyes and wonders why God put so much into one woman
bananagirl> erm bj08.. she run outta here like the wind
bananagirl> she left
bananagirl> LMFOA
CrazyLittleFukka> Gone with the.... @ bananagirl?
bananagirl> *cracks up*
* CrazyLittleFukka rolls off his bar stool with laughter
bananagirl> he so busy focusing on .. um.. he never noticed
Shadow-Cat> we have a romantic chatter
bananagirl> haahhahhahahahaaahha
Pagan> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Naught Waxing
dinzdale> InDiGo_BaBe: don't you find men who wax a bit hmm
dinzdale> how to say
dinzdale> faggoty?
InDiGo_BaBe> you get men that dont NEED to wax dinzdale
Pagan> haha true IG
InDiGo_BaBe> not all men are hairy apes
dinzdale> InDiGo_BaBe: o ok, thought you were talking about scrotal sac etc!
Pagan> noooit dinzdale
Pagan> no whats worse that that
Pagan> naught waxing
Pagan> ie: poephol waxing
InDiGo_BaBe> eish Pagan
Pagan> wtf would any woman wanna do that :/
Altie> Pagan lmga
Pagan> seriously
Pagan> think it was paris that said she gets her poephol waxed
Pagan> like omg
Pagan> can u imagine it
InDiGo_BaBe> vok noooooo Pagan
Pagan> can u imagine that as a job. naught waxer
InDiGo_BaBe> pmsl
* Pagan puts on official naught waxing safety gear
dinzdale> gross
InDiGo_BaBe> Pagan jeeez
dinzdale> how to say
dinzdale> faggoty?
InDiGo_BaBe> you get men that dont NEED to wax dinzdale
Pagan> haha true IG
InDiGo_BaBe> not all men are hairy apes
dinzdale> InDiGo_BaBe: o ok, thought you were talking about scrotal sac etc!
Pagan> noooit dinzdale
Pagan> no whats worse that that
Pagan> naught waxing
Pagan> ie: poephol waxing
InDiGo_BaBe> eish Pagan
Pagan> wtf would any woman wanna do that :/
Altie> Pagan lmga
Pagan> seriously
Pagan> think it was paris that said she gets her poephol waxed
Pagan> like omg
Pagan> can u imagine it
InDiGo_BaBe> vok noooooo Pagan
Pagan> can u imagine that as a job. naught waxer
InDiGo_BaBe> pmsl
* Pagan puts on official naught waxing safety gear
dinzdale> gross
InDiGo_BaBe> Pagan jeeez
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Car Talk
Ariadne> what's this ... Car Chat ?
Pagan> yes
Pagan> shh
Pagan> I'm masturbating
PastoriePiesang> on what Pagan?
Pagan> turbo
Pagan> turbo
Pagan> turbo
* Pagan cums
PastoriePiesang> lmao
Pagan> yes
Pagan> shh
Pagan> I'm masturbating
PastoriePiesang> on what Pagan?
Pagan> turbo
Pagan> turbo
Pagan> turbo
* Pagan cums
PastoriePiesang> lmao
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Cheese
Dotz> Sinfull.. hmmm there is place under my desk for 2 ...
Sinful> Dotz if i were into men maybe. But no thanks
Dotz> LOL @ Sinful
Dotz> hahahah
Dotz> are u male
Sinful> I'd rather eat my own toe nails
Sinful> Girl
Dotz> Sinfull was feeling sheepish there for a few seconds..
Sinful> Lol. Good thing i'm a girl then
Dotz> Sinful i am a carpet licker..oops menat lesbian stuck in a mans body.. born again lesbian
Sinful> Most strait men say that
Dotz> Sinfull and the others dotn liek the smell of fish ?? *ducks*
PrimeEvil> lol
Sinful> If it smells like fish clearly you with the wrong girl
Pagan> lolololol
Dotz> Sinfull or she needs to douche
Sinful> Smell it before you eat it. Or, she must wipe her ass the other way.
Dotz> Sinfull me is animal .. smells dont scare me
ClassicLADY> Sis Dotz!
Dotz> Classic. what am beign honest
ClassicLADY> U'll get gems
Sinful> Ok then. If smell don't put you off. Make sure you don't chew what she leaves in your mouth
ClassicLADY> Germs
Dotz> Sinfull .. LOL ... ok so i shoudl spit then ??
Sinful> I would suggest so.
Dotz> But seriously .. after a hot humid day.. it does get a bit ripe.. even if u are the cleanest chick on the planet
Strawbs> omf
Strawbs> i think im gonna be sick
ClassicLADY> Lmao
Dotz> am serious.. awwww come on gals.. dont act liek u arent aware of it
Sinful> Thanks for that.
Strawbs> fok i just had breakfast
Pagan> lol. now I got this cheese sandwich imagery in my head
Pagan> but more the sound it makes than the image
Pagan> that SHLURP sound
Sinful> Pagan! yuk man
Dotz> liek
Dotz> Pagan .. are u gonna back me on this .. or do u liek ur gonads??
Dotz> like
Sinful> Yuk
Pagan> I was backing u up dotz
Pagan> was agreeing
Dotz> agan .. my brother from another mother
* Strawbs minimizes chat
Pagan> nothing worse than a vagina that looks like a cheese snackwidge
Pagan> and smells like a fishpaste one
Pagan> :D
Dotz> Pagan ..actually there is somethign worse.. its NO vagina
Pagan> nah
* Pagan got two hands
Pagan> thats like two seperate partners
Pagan> could pick and choose
Sinful> Dotz if i were into men maybe. But no thanks
Dotz> LOL @ Sinful
Dotz> hahahah
Dotz> are u male
Sinful> I'd rather eat my own toe nails
Sinful> Girl
Dotz> Sinfull was feeling sheepish there for a few seconds..
Sinful> Lol. Good thing i'm a girl then
Dotz> Sinful i am a carpet licker..oops menat lesbian stuck in a mans body.. born again lesbian
Sinful> Most strait men say that
Dotz> Sinfull and the others dotn liek the smell of fish ?? *ducks*
PrimeEvil> lol
Sinful> If it smells like fish clearly you with the wrong girl
Pagan> lolololol
Dotz> Sinfull or she needs to douche
Sinful> Smell it before you eat it. Or, she must wipe her ass the other way.
Dotz> Sinfull me is animal .. smells dont scare me
ClassicLADY> Sis Dotz!
Dotz> Classic. what am beign honest
ClassicLADY> U'll get gems
Sinful> Ok then. If smell don't put you off. Make sure you don't chew what she leaves in your mouth
ClassicLADY> Germs
Dotz> Sinfull .. LOL ... ok so i shoudl spit then ??
Sinful> I would suggest so.
Dotz> But seriously .. after a hot humid day.. it does get a bit ripe.. even if u are the cleanest chick on the planet
Strawbs> omf
Strawbs> i think im gonna be sick
ClassicLADY> Lmao
Dotz> am serious.. awwww come on gals.. dont act liek u arent aware of it
Sinful> Thanks for that.
Strawbs> fok i just had breakfast
Pagan> lol. now I got this cheese sandwich imagery in my head
Pagan> but more the sound it makes than the image
Pagan> that SHLURP sound
Sinful> Pagan! yuk man
Dotz> liek
Dotz> Pagan .. are u gonna back me on this .. or do u liek ur gonads??
Dotz> like
Sinful> Yuk
Pagan> I was backing u up dotz
Pagan> was agreeing
Dotz> agan .. my brother from another mother
* Strawbs minimizes chat
Pagan> nothing worse than a vagina that looks like a cheese snackwidge
Pagan> and smells like a fishpaste one
Pagan> :D
Dotz> Pagan ..actually there is somethign worse.. its NO vagina
Pagan> nah
* Pagan got two hands
Pagan> thats like two seperate partners
Pagan> could pick and choose
Bots take drugs when we not around....I finally have the proof
bain> tweak: :)
tweak> wanna get nekkid bain <----Bot
anna> tweak: Mmmm......... <----Bot
tweak> anna: what?
anna> tweak: No problem.
tweak> anna: sorry...
anna> tweak: Huh....Really?
tweak> i don't know, anna
anna> tweak: Me neither.
tweak> anna: excuse me?
anna> tweak: You're excused.
tweak> anna: i'm not following you...
anna> tweak: Oh....youre not?
tweak> anna: bugger all, i dunno
anna> tweak: Umm......Do you like the climate in Atlanta?
tweak> anna: wish i knew
anna> tweak: Huh.......Interesting.......
tweak> anna: excuse me?
anna> tweak: You're excused.
tweak> anna: huh?
anna> tweak: What?
tweak> anna: no idea
anna> tweak: ....I guess its your decision.Ummm......What were we talking about again?
tweak> anna: no idea
anna> tweak: ...Really? Why not?Huh....Really?
tweak> anna: i don't know
anna> tweak: Me neither.
tweak> anna: sorry...
anna> tweak: Oh, you are a poet.
tweak> ...but tweak is a snack...
Pagan> hahaha
Pagan> omw these dof bots
Pagan> lol
tweak> wanna get nekkid bain <----Bot
anna> tweak: Mmmm......... <----Bot
tweak> anna: what?
anna> tweak: No problem.
tweak> anna: sorry...
anna> tweak: Huh....Really?
tweak> i don't know, anna
anna> tweak: Me neither.
tweak> anna: excuse me?
anna> tweak: You're excused.
tweak> anna: i'm not following you...
anna> tweak: Oh....youre not?
tweak> anna: bugger all, i dunno
anna> tweak: Umm......Do you like the climate in Atlanta?
tweak> anna: wish i knew
anna> tweak: Huh.......Interesting.......
tweak> anna: excuse me?
anna> tweak: You're excused.
tweak> anna: huh?
anna> tweak: What?
tweak> anna: no idea
anna> tweak: ....I guess its your decision.Ummm......What were we talking about again?
tweak> anna: no idea
anna> tweak: ...Really? Why not?Huh....Really?
tweak> anna: i don't know
anna> tweak: Me neither.
tweak> anna: sorry...
anna> tweak: Oh, you are a poet.
tweak> ...but tweak is a snack...
Pagan> hahaha
Pagan> omw these dof bots
Pagan> lol
Freaks
HAHAHAHAHA Way to go Gman
ToyBoy4You> HI, wanna cyber ?
ivy> your age?
ToyBoy4You> 28, yours ?
ivy> 25
ivy> nationality?
ToyBoy4You> I'm white
ToyBoy4You> but it doesn'y matter hwat you are
ToyBoy4You> wanna cyber ?
ivy> umm naa
ToyBoy4You> You sure ?
ToyBoy4You> I can be very creative ?
ivy> im sure dude
ToyBoy4You> You like vegtables ?
ivy> ooh how creative?
ivy> vegetables
ToyBoy4You> Yes
ivy> umm if that includes you sticking food up me-- no thanks
ToyBoy4You> I pull out my carrot and slide it into your wet cabbage
ivy> bye dude
ToyBoy4You> Maybe i'll start off by playing with your hair
ivy> hahahah
ToyBoy4You> And putting some vinigar in there, maybe some turnips
Some time later.
Goodlooking^guy> Hi nice nickname
Goodlooking^guy> You here ?
ivy> hey
ivy> thanks
Goodlooking^guy> How you been ?
ivy> had to change my other one
ivy> too many guys wanting shit
Goodlooking^guy> WHat was it ?
ivy> not telling?
ivy> luscious
Goodlooking^guy> Oh thats ok
Goodlooking^guy> AH i see
Goodlooking^guy> It sems many would like that nick
ivy> yup
Goodlooking^guy> You muct be carefull
ivy> i know
ivy> age?
Goodlooking^guy> Lots of pervs on this site
Goodlooking^guy> I'm 23
Goodlooking^guy> Yourself ?
ivy> tell me bout it
ivy> 25
Goodlooking^guy> So what you do for fun ?
ivy> the norm
ivy> go out whatever
ivy> nationality?
* Goodlooking^guy pulls out his carrot and sticks it deep into ivy's wet cabbage, Oh yes baby, i like fucing your sweet vegtable
ivy> you one of the pervs!!
Goodlooking^guy> Don't be like
Goodlooking^guy> I love your turnips
ivy> bye
ToyBoy4You> HI, wanna cyber ?
ivy> your age?
ToyBoy4You> 28, yours ?
ivy> 25
ivy> nationality?
ToyBoy4You> I'm white
ToyBoy4You> but it doesn'y matter hwat you are
ToyBoy4You> wanna cyber ?
ivy> umm naa
ToyBoy4You> You sure ?
ToyBoy4You> I can be very creative ?
ivy> im sure dude
ToyBoy4You> You like vegtables ?
ivy> ooh how creative?
ivy> vegetables
ToyBoy4You> Yes
ivy> umm if that includes you sticking food up me-- no thanks
ToyBoy4You> I pull out my carrot and slide it into your wet cabbage
ivy> bye dude
ToyBoy4You> Maybe i'll start off by playing with your hair
ivy> hahahah
ToyBoy4You> And putting some vinigar in there, maybe some turnips
Some time later.
Goodlooking^guy> Hi nice nickname
Goodlooking^guy> You here ?
ivy> hey
ivy> thanks
Goodlooking^guy> How you been ?
ivy> had to change my other one
ivy> too many guys wanting shit
Goodlooking^guy> WHat was it ?
ivy> not telling?
ivy> luscious
Goodlooking^guy> Oh thats ok
Goodlooking^guy> AH i see
Goodlooking^guy> It sems many would like that nick
ivy> yup
Goodlooking^guy> You muct be carefull
ivy> i know
ivy> age?
Goodlooking^guy> Lots of pervs on this site
Goodlooking^guy> I'm 23
Goodlooking^guy> Yourself ?
ivy> tell me bout it
ivy> 25
Goodlooking^guy> So what you do for fun ?
ivy> the norm
ivy> go out whatever
ivy> nationality?
* Goodlooking^guy pulls out his carrot and sticks it deep into ivy's wet cabbage, Oh yes baby, i like fucing your sweet vegtable
ivy> you one of the pervs!!
Goodlooking^guy> Don't be like
Goodlooking^guy> I love your turnips
ivy> bye
Way to go Gman :D
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Wanna cyber ?
flirtbabe_cpt> sure
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Nice
flirtbabe_cpt> what do u have in mind?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> You liek role playing ?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> like*
flirtbabe_cpt> asl please
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I am 27
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Very sexy
flirtbabe_cpt> ok
flirtbabe_cpt> me 27 aswell
flirtbabe_cpt> f and from cpt
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Nice
flirtbabe_cpt> you?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I'm 27
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> You like role playing ?
flirtbabe_cpt> yeah
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> awesome
flirtbabe_cpt> wanna be my bitch?
flirtbabe_cpt> lol
* BoredFat^notSingle^guy finds his wizzard hat and robe
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I'll eb your wizzard bitch
flirtbabe_cpt> cool
flirtbabe_cpt> do your magic babe
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I'm naked under my wizzard robe
flirtbabe_cpt> nice and...
* BoredFat^notSingle^guy casts lvl 5 erotica on flirtbabe
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> This makes you wet
flirtbabe_cpt> not yet, but do go on
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I regain my mana
flirtbabe_cpt> jou wat?
flirtbabe_cpt> mana?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> And start chanting like a satanistic guy
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I cast lvl 50 Penis of doom
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> And fuck you hard
flirtbabe_cpt> nice
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> AGain i'm tired from mana loss
flirtbabe_cpt> what style?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Hold on
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I'm recouperating my mana
flirtbabe_cpt> lol
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> After my mana is full again
flirtbabe_cpt> yeah
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I start casting doggy style of jugdment, with penis of doom and your lvl 5
erotica, we fall into each others arms
flirtbabe_cpt> i like doggy
flirtbabe_cpt> fuck me hard dude
flirtbabe_cpt> question, are you always this over friendly?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Yes
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> the magic flows through my penis like a vortex of love
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> My mana is full again
flirtbabe_cpt> ok
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Can we carry on ?
flirtbabe_cpt> lol
flirtbabe_cpt> sure
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I cast lvl 15 wetness on you
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> And you become very wet
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> My mana drained yet again
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I am getting hard
flirtbabe_cpt> oooo
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Can we carry on ?
flirtbabe_cpt> yeah, im listening
flirtbabe_cpt> go on
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I use a mana potion to get full mana again
flirtbabe_cpt> i see
flirtbabe_cpt> do u smoke pot?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I cast lvl 1,000,000 lightning on you and you die
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I fuck your body
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> and cum
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Goodbye
flirtbabe_cpt> bye bye
flirtbabe_cpt> sure
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Nice
flirtbabe_cpt> what do u have in mind?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> You liek role playing ?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> like*
flirtbabe_cpt> asl please
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I am 27
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Very sexy
flirtbabe_cpt> ok
flirtbabe_cpt> me 27 aswell
flirtbabe_cpt> f and from cpt
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Nice
flirtbabe_cpt> you?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I'm 27
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> You like role playing ?
flirtbabe_cpt> yeah
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> awesome
flirtbabe_cpt> wanna be my bitch?
flirtbabe_cpt> lol
* BoredFat^notSingle^guy finds his wizzard hat and robe
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I'll eb your wizzard bitch
flirtbabe_cpt> cool
flirtbabe_cpt> do your magic babe
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I'm naked under my wizzard robe
flirtbabe_cpt> nice and...
* BoredFat^notSingle^guy casts lvl 5 erotica on flirtbabe
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> This makes you wet
flirtbabe_cpt> not yet, but do go on
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I regain my mana
flirtbabe_cpt> jou wat?
flirtbabe_cpt> mana?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> And start chanting like a satanistic guy
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I cast lvl 50 Penis of doom
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> And fuck you hard
flirtbabe_cpt> nice
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> AGain i'm tired from mana loss
flirtbabe_cpt> what style?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Hold on
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I'm recouperating my mana
flirtbabe_cpt> lol
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> After my mana is full again
flirtbabe_cpt> yeah
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I start casting doggy style of jugdment, with penis of doom and your lvl 5
erotica, we fall into each others arms
flirtbabe_cpt> i like doggy
flirtbabe_cpt> fuck me hard dude
flirtbabe_cpt> question, are you always this over friendly?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Yes
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> the magic flows through my penis like a vortex of love
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> My mana is full again
flirtbabe_cpt> ok
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Can we carry on ?
flirtbabe_cpt> lol
flirtbabe_cpt> sure
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I cast lvl 15 wetness on you
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> And you become very wet
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> My mana drained yet again
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I am getting hard
flirtbabe_cpt> oooo
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Can we carry on ?
flirtbabe_cpt> yeah, im listening
flirtbabe_cpt> go on
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I use a mana potion to get full mana again
flirtbabe_cpt> i see
flirtbabe_cpt> do u smoke pot?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I cast lvl 1,000,000 lightning on you and you die
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I fuck your body
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> and cum
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Goodbye
flirtbabe_cpt> bye bye
Good Boy
Edentjie> u have to be a good boy !!!!!!!
Pagan> I AM a good boy Edentjie
Edentjie> u AINT
Pagan> is
Pagan> tsk
* Pagan spanks Edentjie
Edentjie> u are not !
Edentjie> no !
Pagan> k, theres only one way to settle this
* Pagan gets naked
Edentjie> no !
Edentjie> ew !
Edentjie> i kiss u !
Edentjie> kill !!
Edentjie> i kill u !
Edentjie> ppfftt
DeadMan> eish wot a love hate relationship
* Edentjie hides behind chihuahua
Edentjie> no !
Edentjie> i mean kill !
Pagan> I AM a good boy Edentjie
Edentjie> u AINT
Pagan> is
Pagan> tsk
* Pagan spanks Edentjie
Edentjie> u are not !
Edentjie> no !
Pagan> k, theres only one way to settle this
* Pagan gets naked
Edentjie> no !
Edentjie> ew !
Edentjie> i kiss u !
Edentjie> kill !!
Edentjie> i kill u !
Edentjie> ppfftt
DeadMan> eish wot a love hate relationship
* Edentjie hides behind chihuahua
Edentjie> no !
Edentjie> i mean kill !
Krugersdrop Ninja
swampdonkey> hmm Krugersdorp_ninja.. a bit insensitive dont you think??
Krugersdorp_ninja> i kill u
Pagan> HAHAHAHa
Pagan> Silence!!!!!!!!
Pagan> lololol
Gorge> lmfao!!!!
InDiGo_BaBe> LOL
* Pagan pisses himself laughing and dies
Nita> lol
swampdonkey> LOL Pagan
Knaters> lmga
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Pagan> lol. some people are just fucked up
Pagan> these days shit like this happens
Pagan> and everyone wants to know "what were they listening to"
serialkissingchick> Exactly
Pagan> "what movies were they watching"
Pagan> "what books were they reading"
Pagan> fuck that
Pagan> what ever happened to "crazy"
Pagan> back in the day at school they even had a special class for the crazy kids
Pagan> and they had their own crazy kid bus
Pagan> and they even got out of school an hour early. so if they did go crazy, they'd only hurt other crazy kids
Krugersdorp_ninja> i kill u
Pagan> HAHAHAHa
Pagan> Silence!!!!!!!!
Pagan> lololol
Gorge> lmfao!!!!
InDiGo_BaBe> LOL
* Pagan pisses himself laughing and dies
Nita> lol
swampdonkey> LOL Pagan
Knaters> lmga
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Pagan> lol. some people are just fucked up
Pagan> these days shit like this happens
Pagan> and everyone wants to know "what were they listening to"
serialkissingchick> Exactly
Pagan> "what movies were they watching"
Pagan> "what books were they reading"
Pagan> fuck that
Pagan> what ever happened to "crazy"
Pagan> back in the day at school they even had a special class for the crazy kids
Pagan> and they had their own crazy kid bus
Pagan> and they even got out of school an hour early. so if they did go crazy, they'd only hurt other crazy kids
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Virgins
Gareth> Virgin, lets pvt then
Gareth> I liek being stalked
Gareth> makes me feel special
virgin> hahahaha
NotPagan> I dont understand the fascination with virgins
NotPagan> like the muslims and their 72 virgins thing
NotPagan> I'm like wtf?!?!?!
NotPagan> u ever naai just one?
NotPagan> like noooooit
A> dunno what they wanna do with 70 virgins anyway...the reasons they virgins is cause they don`t put out
SkyDancer> lolol @ NotPagan - it's more a trophy thing i reckon
NotPagan> nah, gimme 72 slutty chicks and I'd do anything though
NotPagan> :D :D
Gareth> I liek being stalked
Gareth> makes me feel special
virgin> hahahaha
NotPagan> I dont understand the fascination with virgins
NotPagan> like the muslims and their 72 virgins thing
NotPagan> I'm like wtf?!?!?!
NotPagan> u ever naai just one?
NotPagan> like noooooit
A> dunno what they wanna do with 70 virgins anyway...the reasons they virgins is cause they don`t put out
SkyDancer> lolol @ NotPagan - it's more a trophy thing i reckon
NotPagan> nah, gimme 72 slutty chicks and I'd do anything though
NotPagan> :D :D
Internet dating
axel> hey green-eyes....mine are blue
green-eyes> realy axel
axel> green-eyes....wanna see?
green-eyes> yeh axel
axel> name the time and place
green-eyes> 8;00 nd u can choose the place axel
axel> hang on...hang on green-eyes.....u male???????
green-eyes> yeh axel y?
axel> u gay green-eyes????
axel> i am a guy too
green-eyes> wats wrong axel?
bananagirl> hahahahaha
Pagan> hahahahahaha
Squeek> green-eyes wants ur ass axel
ItMightBeMe> lmao
Pagan> BWAHAHAHAHA
Pagan> dont forget to grease your axel ne
axel> covers his blush with his arm....
bananagirl> LMFAO!
green-eyes> realy axel
axel> green-eyes....wanna see?
green-eyes> yeh axel
axel> name the time and place
green-eyes> 8;00 nd u can choose the place axel
axel> hang on...hang on green-eyes.....u male???????
green-eyes> yeh axel y?
axel> u gay green-eyes????
axel> i am a guy too
green-eyes> wats wrong axel?
bananagirl> hahahahaha
Pagan> hahahahahaha
Squeek> green-eyes wants ur ass axel
ItMightBeMe> lmao
Pagan> BWAHAHAHAHA
Pagan> dont forget to grease your axel ne
axel> covers his blush with his arm....
bananagirl> LMFAO!
More Internet dating
Squeek> axel: how far did u get?
axel> couldnt see too well....till i felt green's crotch
Pagan> there aint nothing worse than that
Pagan> spend hours charming a chick
Squeek> nooit man
Pagan> just to find out she got a bigger hardon than you
Pagan> :/
bananagirl> LOLOL Pagan!!
ItMightBeMe> lol
bananagirl> *cracks up*
axel> couldnt see too well....till i felt green's crotch
Pagan> there aint nothing worse than that
Pagan> spend hours charming a chick
Squeek> nooit man
Pagan> just to find out she got a bigger hardon than you
Pagan> :/
bananagirl> LOLOL Pagan!!
ItMightBeMe> lol
bananagirl> *cracks up*
Monday, August 11, 2008
why me?
Pagan> u just in time jill
BrutalFruitM> how nice to see u again jill
Pagan> they talking about me
Pagan> or should I see minime
jill> Brb
Pagan> dont be scared
DiVa> u mean u r 'minime' and he is 'ME'
Pagan> something like that
Pagan> calls me lil guy
LiquidNight> haha
LiquidNight> that's wrong :P
LiquidNight> Pagan is freaky that way
DiVa> oi i better stop this teasing as next i would of slept with u too Pagan
Pagan> hehe
LiquidNight> o_0
LiquidNight> that easy?!
Pagan> no
Pagan> but its me we talking about
DiVa> lol
LiquidNight> lol
LiquidNight> even so :P
LiquidNight> whatcha got what I don't :P
Pagan> a huge penis
DiVa> a yummyyyyyyy LiquidNight
* DiVa shurrups
Melinde> lol
LiquidNight> a yummy?
LiquidNight> a yummy what?
Pagan> huge penis
BrutalFruitM> lol
Pagan> which part of that dont u follow?
Pagan> the huge
Melinde> lmao
Pagan> or the penis?
DiVa> cock
Pagan> la 8===============D
Pagan> comprende?
DiVa> omwww bwhahahhahah
Pagan> and thats to scale ne
Melinde> lol
Pagan> if you got a 200" monitor
LiquidNight> well
LiquidNight> im surely not gonna do a penis comparison :P
jill> Gosh Pagan
Pagan> thats good
* Pagan got cam
DiVa> why not LiquidNight???
* Pagan got ruler
BrutalFruitM> how nice to see u again jill
Pagan> they talking about me
Pagan> or should I see minime
jill> Brb
Pagan> dont be scared
DiVa> u mean u r 'minime' and he is 'ME'
Pagan> something like that
Pagan> calls me lil guy
LiquidNight> haha
LiquidNight> that's wrong :P
LiquidNight> Pagan is freaky that way
DiVa> oi i better stop this teasing as next i would of slept with u too Pagan
Pagan> hehe
LiquidNight> o_0
LiquidNight> that easy?!
Pagan> no
Pagan> but its me we talking about
DiVa> lol
LiquidNight> lol
LiquidNight> even so :P
LiquidNight> whatcha got what I don't :P
Pagan> a huge penis
DiVa> a yummyyyyyyy LiquidNight
* DiVa shurrups
Melinde> lol
LiquidNight> a yummy?
LiquidNight> a yummy what?
Pagan> huge penis
BrutalFruitM> lol
Pagan> which part of that dont u follow?
Pagan> the huge
Melinde> lmao
Pagan> or the penis?
DiVa> cock
Pagan> la 8===============D
Pagan> comprende?
DiVa> omwww bwhahahhahah
Pagan> and thats to scale ne
Melinde> lol
Pagan> if you got a 200" monitor
LiquidNight> well
LiquidNight> im surely not gonna do a penis comparison :P
jill> Gosh Pagan
Pagan> thats good
* Pagan got cam
DiVa> why not LiquidNight???
* Pagan got ruler
PawPaws
* paperclip hands chiantti the pawpaw
paperclip> the pips make for excellent bullets
Pagan> and thats actually why u eat it after a hectic curry
Pagan> cause later when u peeing through your ass, you're glad for a lil shrapnel
paperclip> bwahahahahahahahahahhah
paperclip> the pips make for excellent bullets
Pagan> and thats actually why u eat it after a hectic curry
Pagan> cause later when u peeing through your ass, you're glad for a lil shrapnel
paperclip> bwahahahahahahahahahhah
Topic changes
* Pagan changes topic to 'I think we all support the freedom for oral pleasure at this site. Perhaps not the freedom of the tied up goth girl under my desk right now, but still..'
Jellybean> lol
Jellybean> ill moer u
Cas> hectic
Cas> lmao
Pagan> tsk
Jellybean> lol
Jellybean> ill moer u
Cas> hectic
Cas> lmao
Pagan> tsk
Kinky
Tandy> Pagan: Erm.. no.. but shhh ;P
* Pagan pictures Tandy with her piercings and leathers and riding crop
Lethe> O.O
Tandy> Now you see.. to me that's not sexy ;P
Lethe> nee fok
Pagan> oO
Pagan> u MORE kinkier than that?
Tandy> LOL
* Pagan hides the anal lube
* Pagan puts on one fisting mitten
Tandy> Pagan: You're delusional ;P
* Pagan puts on one electro sex glove
Tandy> I didn't say it wasn't kinky
Tandy> I said it wasn't sexy
Tandy> There's a difference ;P
Pagan> not kinky...comes standard?
Tandy> LOL
Tandy> Ok you're making up your own stuff here ;P
Pagan> actually I wasnt
Pagan> I saw that shit on a website the other day :D
Tandy> Yeah you know what
Tandy> I'm totally non judgemental
Pagan> ummmm
Tandy> Each to their own you know
Pagan> I'm kinda different
Pagan> I'm like "fuck that!!!"
Tandy> LOL
Pagan> but if you keen....go for it
Tandy> Yes but babes you won't do it
Tandy> Whatever floats their erm..uhm.. boats ;)
Pagan> *blink
Tandy> *shiver* Not a good thought though. Thanks for that ;P
Pagan> hmmmm
Pagan> need coffee now
Pagan> feeling strangely aroused yet slightly dirty
Pagan> how odd
* Pagan pictures Tandy with her piercings and leathers and riding crop
Lethe> O.O
Tandy> Now you see.. to me that's not sexy ;P
Lethe> nee fok
Pagan> oO
Pagan> u MORE kinkier than that?
Tandy> LOL
* Pagan hides the anal lube
* Pagan puts on one fisting mitten
Tandy> Pagan: You're delusional ;P
* Pagan puts on one electro sex glove
Tandy> I didn't say it wasn't kinky
Tandy> I said it wasn't sexy
Tandy> There's a difference ;P
Pagan> not kinky...comes standard?
Tandy> LOL
Tandy> Ok you're making up your own stuff here ;P
Pagan> actually I wasnt
Pagan> I saw that shit on a website the other day :D
Tandy> Yeah you know what
Tandy> I'm totally non judgemental
Pagan> ummmm
Tandy> Each to their own you know
Pagan> I'm kinda different
Pagan> I'm like "fuck that!!!"
Tandy> LOL
Pagan> but if you keen....go for it
Tandy> Yes but babes you won't do it
Tandy> Whatever floats their erm..uhm.. boats ;)
Pagan> *blink
Tandy> *shiver* Not a good thought though. Thanks for that ;P
Pagan> hmmmm
Pagan> need coffee now
Pagan> feeling strangely aroused yet slightly dirty
Pagan> how odd
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Fashion TV
* Bodhi watching Fashion TV
Bodhi> yummmyyyy
Bodhi> lingerie....
Mel_BuSy> lol
Pagan> issit?
Pagan> *perks
DiVa> hehehhehe Bodhi
Pagan> have fun Bodhi
* Bodhi is now known as Bodhi-BRB
Pagan> hahahaha
Pagan> ./nick Bodhi-BRB-hardon
Pagan> hahahaha
Bodhi> yummmyyyy
Bodhi> lingerie....
Mel_BuSy> lol
Pagan> issit?
Pagan> *perks
DiVa> hehehhehe Bodhi
Pagan> have fun Bodhi
* Bodhi is now known as Bodhi-BRB
Pagan> hahahaha
Pagan> ./nick Bodhi-BRB-hardon
Pagan> hahahaha
Puppies
Sleeping_Beauty> I love puppies
Pagan> me 2 hey
Pagan> taste like chicken
Sleeping_Beauty> they so cute and cuddly and soft
Pagan> that too
DiVa> bwhhahaha
Pagan> me 2 hey
Pagan> taste like chicken
Sleeping_Beauty> they so cute and cuddly and soft
Pagan> that too
DiVa> bwhhahaha
Saturday, August 9, 2008
fkn hell this rocks !!!!!
http://www.filefactory.com/file/65a3b3/n/Sexi_mp3
I'm soooooooo chuffed with this mix
I rox0rs
I'm soooooooo chuffed with this mix
I rox0rs
Friday, August 8, 2008
I loves Eden
Eden> Pagan doesnt love me !!!!!!!!!!!!!! change my welcome message !!!!!
Eden> or \ ?
Pagan> I didnt change it eden
Pagan> duce did
Pagan> I still love you
Pagan> longtime
Eden> u love every female animals
Pagan> ahahahaha
Pagan> true
Eden> or \ ?
Pagan> I didnt change it eden
Pagan> duce did
Pagan> I still love you
Pagan> longtime
Eden> u love every female animals
Pagan> ahahahaha
Pagan> true
Selfish
|> so who do you scream for when having sex?
Pagan> who me?
Pagan> I shout my own name
Pagan> <--selfish
Pagan> who me?
Pagan> I shout my own name
Pagan> <--selfish
Not Grumpy
SilverBlood> how you doing?
Pagan> <---very groovy today
Pagan> like not grumpy and shit
SilverBlood> lurvly
Pagan> what a nice change
SilverBlood> isn't it just :)
Pagan> aha
Pagan> sent a email this morning
Pagan> all like fuck u blahblahblah
Pagan> signed it hugs and stuff
Pagan> :D
Pagan> <---very groovy today
Pagan> like not grumpy and shit
SilverBlood> lurvly
Pagan> what a nice change
SilverBlood> isn't it just :)
Pagan> aha
Pagan> sent a email this morning
Pagan> all like fuck u blahblahblah
Pagan> signed it hugs and stuff
Pagan> :D
TMI
Purrr> K need to pee and work bbl
Vixen> TMI purrrr
Pagan> nah, thats not tmi
Pagan> "back. woooo. I'm never shitting that fast again.... *sits down carefully"
Pagan> ^--thats tmi
Vixen> TMI purrrr
Pagan> nah, thats not tmi
Pagan> "back. woooo. I'm never shitting that fast again.... *sits down carefully"
Pagan> ^--thats tmi
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Friends with benifits
ArchAngel> women steal my joy
ArchAngel> whats the point of a companion if I dont have Eve
Pagan> two words
Pagan> inflatable dog
Pagan> mans best friend
Pagan> WITH benifits
Pagan> :D
ArchAngel> whats the point of a companion if I dont have Eve
Pagan> two words
Pagan> inflatable dog
Pagan> mans best friend
Pagan> WITH benifits
Pagan> :D
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
New set!
http://www.filefactory.com/file/9d3d22/n/01_DeepSet_mp3
This is one fkn cool deep/funky house set....very very nice!
This is one fkn cool deep/funky house set....very very nice!
Friday, August 1, 2008
http://attrition.org/postal/
E-mailer: "I need your help to gain access to an email account, can you help?"
Lyger: "That depends. What are the details?"
E-mailer: "Details: (target address) ... wat other information do u require to help me?"
Lyger: "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
E-mailer: "excuse me? I am sorry but do u want to help me or not?"
Lyger: "Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know."
E-mailer: "arite, so I am no king. now can you pls tell me if you can help me crack this email?"
Lyger: "Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
E-mailer: "i think u r in no mood to help, sorry i bothered u."
Lyger: "That depends. What are the details?"
E-mailer: "Details: (target address) ... wat other information do u require to help me?"
Lyger: "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
E-mailer: "excuse me? I am sorry but do u want to help me or not?"
Lyger: "Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know."
E-mailer: "arite, so I am no king. now can you pls tell me if you can help me crack this email?"
Lyger: "Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
E-mailer: "i think u r in no mood to help, sorry i bothered u."
Feel the Love
MrHughGRection> i truely dont give a crap what you or anyone thinks in this group, I work hard, i play hard, i f...... hard, i dont need to justify my intelligence or my girth with you guys, i came on chat cus i wanted to have some friendly banter, but you stuck up chick he seem to know everything cant get over the fact that I have a weird nickname, u probably been dissappointed by your previous partners thats why you hate on me
Pagan> nah, I hate everyone
Pagan> dont feel special
Pagan> nah, I hate everyone
Pagan> dont feel special
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Lana
Cruiser> If a lady could really Multitask I am pretty sure she could have sex and a headache at the same time without complaining
Pagan> I dont get that whole headache thing
Pagan> actually
Pagan> what happened to pain threshold
Cruiser> That too Pagan
Pagan> they can have like babies and stuff, wax funny areas etc etc
Pagan> then they complain anal is sore
Pagan> like
Pagan> wtf
Skygirl> aaaw Pagan luf
munchkin> Pagan
Cruiser> OMW lmfao
Pagan> I dont get that whole headache thing
Pagan> actually
Pagan> what happened to pain threshold
Cruiser> That too Pagan
Pagan> they can have like babies and stuff, wax funny areas etc etc
Pagan> then they complain anal is sore
Pagan> like
Pagan> wtf
Skygirl> aaaw Pagan luf
munchkin> Pagan
Cruiser> OMW lmfao
Brokeback
Frosty> but if u dont wanna be my buddie its fine
SilverBlood> LOL
SilverBlood> ok ok ok
SilverBlood> be my buddy
SilverBlood> :)
* SilverBlood hugz Frosty his buddy
pixy> lol shame frosty
Frosty> he smacks me often pixy so i have to think about it now
pixy> lol ok
Pagan> ignore them, its the whole brokeback thing they got going on
Frosty> only dif... i like his horse more Pagan
Pagan> fok
Pagan> TMI
Pagan> TMI
Pagan> !!
* You were kicked by Arthur (Stop flooding!)
* Rejoined channel #hottub
Pagan> I feel dirty now
pixy> omg lmfao
Frosty> lol wb Pagan
SilverBlood> LOL
SilverBlood> ok ok ok
SilverBlood> be my buddy
SilverBlood> :)
* SilverBlood hugz Frosty his buddy
pixy> lol shame frosty
Frosty> he smacks me often pixy so i have to think about it now
pixy> lol ok
Pagan> ignore them, its the whole brokeback thing they got going on
Frosty> only dif... i like his horse more Pagan
Pagan> fok
Pagan> TMI
Pagan> TMI
Pagan> !!
* You were kicked by Arthur (Stop flooding!)
* Rejoined channel #hottub
Pagan> I feel dirty now
pixy> omg lmfao
Frosty> lol wb Pagan
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Songs
http://www.filefactory.com/file/dbacf5/n/Flaming_dart_-_La_LQ_mp3
Remix of La
http://www.filefactory.com/file/1f8327/n/Bloom_on_day_-_Phantom_of_the_opera_LQ_mp3
Cool trance phantom of the opera remix
Remix of La
http://www.filefactory.com/file/1f8327/n/Bloom_on_day_-_Phantom_of_the_opera_LQ_mp3
Cool trance phantom of the opera remix
Monday, July 28, 2008
New Remixes
Here's some remixes I did recently.
Enjoy, and more importantly, let me know if u did ;)
http://www.filefactory.com/file/edb689/n/Brick_in_the_wall_mp3
Another Brick in the wall
http://www.filefactory.com/file/65cfbb/n/Careless_Whisper-Evil_GeneLQ_mp3
Careless Whisper
http://www.filefactory.com/file/160c95/n/Kerberos-California_DreamingLQ_mp3
California Dreaming
http://www.filefactory.com/file/c97745/n/JustonefixLQ_mp3
Just one fix(ministry)
Enjoy, and more importantly, let me know if u did ;)
http://www.filefactory.com/file/edb689/n/Brick_in_the_wall_mp3
Another Brick in the wall
http://www.filefactory.com/file/65cfbb/n/Careless_Whisper-Evil_GeneLQ_mp3
Careless Whisper
http://www.filefactory.com/file/160c95/n/Kerberos-California_DreamingLQ_mp3
California Dreaming
http://www.filefactory.com/file/c97745/n/JustonefixLQ_mp3
Just one fix(ministry)
Cosmo
Shadow-Cat> you guys should get the cosmo this month
Shadow-Cat> there is a whole section there
Shadow-Cat> where "men come clean on stuff"
WildW> cosmo... are there nakked ladies in it?
Shadow-Cat> yes plenty WildW
tam> i love the cosmo
Shadow-Cat> and instructions on how to use the "wings" on pads
Pagan> wtf would we want to know that?
Pagan> its not gonna make us fly
Pagan> and if we bleeding down there I think putting the wings correctly is the least of our problems
Shadow-Cat> there is a whole section there
Shadow-Cat> where "men come clean on stuff"
WildW> cosmo... are there nakked ladies in it?
Shadow-Cat> yes plenty WildW
tam> i love the cosmo
Shadow-Cat> and instructions on how to use the "wings" on pads
Pagan> wtf would we want to know that?
Pagan> its not gonna make us fly
Pagan> and if we bleeding down there I think putting the wings correctly is the least of our problems
Swollen Bewbies
WildW> picky this morning arnt we?
Shadow-Cat> errr Pagan... ex? in the same bed as you?
Pagan> no, I mean the spawn of the devil I USED to share a bed with
Shadow-Cat> nope WildW worse... on my period :D
phoebe> bwahahahah Pagan
WildW> lmfao...
Pagan> seriously
*Shadow-Cat wishes WildW could feel what swollen boobs feel like...
Shadow-Cat>and to be bloated
Shadow-Cat>and moody
Shadow-Cat>and cranky
Shadow-Cat>and totally EMO
Pagan> u mean you dont come standard like that?
Pagan> hmmm
Pagan> how bout that
WildW> lmfao @ standard
WildW> ^5's Pagan
WildW> lol
Pagan> ^5
Pagan> :D
Shadow-Cat> no swollen tits are not a standard option on women k!
Pagan> it should be
Shadow-Cat> errr Pagan... ex? in the same bed as you?
Pagan> no, I mean the spawn of the devil I USED to share a bed with
Shadow-Cat> nope WildW worse... on my period :D
phoebe> bwahahahah Pagan
WildW> lmfao...
Pagan> seriously
*Shadow-Cat wishes WildW could feel what swollen boobs feel like...
Shadow-Cat>and to be bloated
Shadow-Cat>and moody
Shadow-Cat>and cranky
Shadow-Cat>and totally EMO
Pagan> u mean you dont come standard like that?
Pagan> hmmm
Pagan> how bout that
WildW> lmfao @ standard
WildW> ^5's Pagan
WildW> lol
Pagan> ^5
Pagan> :D
Shadow-Cat> no swollen tits are not a standard option on women k!
Pagan> it should be
Lana
livingdeadgirl> Winter, it's not virgin farts, I'm well skilled in that department, I'll have you know :P
Winter> who's lana, and why should she be hated?
livingdeadgirl> Winter, read lana backwards.
Winter> you take it up the bum livingdeadgirl?
livingdeadgirl> No :(
livingdeadgirl> That's gonna block my farts :(
RogerM> Winter lana read it backwards
Pagan> u never know, it might up them to a whole new level
Pagan> like a high performance exhaust system
Pagan> more flow = higher compression = more power
JenJen> rofl Pagan
Pagan> like BOOM!
livingdeadgirl> Pagan, can you imagine if I was busy with lana and I had to fart ???
JenJen> through flo?
livingdeadgirl> The guy will end up on the roof.
RogerM> blowout hehe
Winter> who's lana, and why should she be hated?
livingdeadgirl> Winter, read lana backwards.
Winter> you take it up the bum livingdeadgirl?
livingdeadgirl> No :(
livingdeadgirl> That's gonna block my farts :(
RogerM> Winter lana read it backwards
Pagan> u never know, it might up them to a whole new level
Pagan> like a high performance exhaust system
Pagan> more flow = higher compression = more power
JenJen> rofl Pagan
Pagan> like BOOM!
livingdeadgirl> Pagan, can you imagine if I was busy with lana and I had to fart ???
JenJen> through flo?
livingdeadgirl> The guy will end up on the roof.
RogerM> blowout hehe
Handbags
Bob1971> Pagan's handbag is really gay
Pagan> hangbags are a pain in the ass
naughty_little_bunny> must be a gay thingy then
Pagan> I wish I had a vagina
Pagan> I'd use mine to store shit
Pagan> like keys and wallet and stuff
Bob1971> LOL
Pagan> hangbags are a pain in the ass
naughty_little_bunny> must be a gay thingy then
Pagan> I wish I had a vagina
Pagan> I'd use mine to store shit
Pagan> like keys and wallet and stuff
Bob1971> LOL
Durban talk
Zeus> wot kine now wit joo anol?
Nita> just reading and figuring out Zeus's way of typing is a challenge
Nita> :/
Zeus> nah....you tjoon mah stekkie kak
Zeus> Nita fuck you ekse
Pagan> ahahaha
Zeus> you want mah atchar....you taste mah atchar....you eat mah atchar
* Pagan hands Nita the official CityOfDurban(TM) decoder ring
Nita> ty Pagan huni
Pagan> u BUY my atchar
Zeus> bwaaahahahahaha
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Dot> [Cas] ooooohhh dont look now, {} its just an {} Illusion
tweak>ooooh ooooooh I'm halaal pick meeeeeeeeeee
Pagan>I'm halaal tooooooooooo
Pagan>./nick JamaalBunny
Cas> lmao
Cas> Wat do u know abt jamaal?
Pagan>I knows your ways
Pagan>*wise nod + secret charou handshake and all
Pagan>I bring and come with two jamaal bunnies and a papsak
Pagan>we have us a romantic evening and all
Cas> lmao
Cas> hahaha
Cas> Dude u more ijin then i am lol
Pagan>yes
Pagan>hey, more indians in government.....thats what I say
Pagan>we'll still get naaied, but at least we'll get a better deal
Tonii>-.-
Cas> rofl
Pagan>lo Tonii stukkie
Pagan>wha kind ekse?
Tonii>Lol Mwah Pagan
Pagan>u know what though Cas
Pagan>I smaak that bollywood stuff
Pagan>u ever watch bollywood?
Cas> yeah i do
Pagan>yeah, bollywood rocks hey
Pagan>Tonii. if you ever have 3 1/2 hours spare
Pagan>you gotta watch that shit
Cas> hehe
Cas> Pagan u make me laugh
Pagan>nooit. seriously. I smaak bollywood
Tonii>Lol aint watched it
Pagan>except the ou cant just tune a stukkie "I smaak u stukkie"
Pagan>its gotta be like 40min of sing and dance and shit
Tonii>Lol
Pagan>and notice, the guys are all awesome singers, lekker voices an shit
Pagan>but the chicks
Pagan>omg
Pagan>like cats on crack
Pagan>but then again
Pagan>I suppose thats why bollywood porn never took off
Pagan>bit hard to sing the chorus with a cock in your mouth
Pagan>*shrug
Cas> omf
Pagan>tis true
Nita> just reading and figuring out Zeus's way of typing is a challenge
Nita> :/
Zeus> nah....you tjoon mah stekkie kak
Zeus> Nita fuck you ekse
Pagan> ahahaha
Zeus> you want mah atchar....you taste mah atchar....you eat mah atchar
* Pagan hands Nita the official CityOfDurban(TM) decoder ring
Nita> ty Pagan huni
Pagan> u BUY my atchar
Zeus> bwaaahahahahaha
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Dot> [Cas] ooooohhh dont look now, {} its just an {} Illusion
tweak>ooooh ooooooh I'm halaal pick meeeeeeeeeee
Pagan>I'm halaal tooooooooooo
Pagan>./nick JamaalBunny
Cas> lmao
Cas> Wat do u know abt jamaal?
Pagan>I knows your ways
Pagan>*wise nod + secret charou handshake and all
Pagan>I bring and come with two jamaal bunnies and a papsak
Pagan>we have us a romantic evening and all
Cas> lmao
Cas> hahaha
Cas> Dude u more ijin then i am lol
Pagan>yes
Pagan>hey, more indians in government.....thats what I say
Pagan>we'll still get naaied, but at least we'll get a better deal
Tonii>-.-
Cas> rofl
Pagan>lo Tonii stukkie
Pagan>wha kind ekse?
Tonii>Lol Mwah Pagan
Pagan>u know what though Cas
Pagan>I smaak that bollywood stuff
Pagan>u ever watch bollywood?
Cas> yeah i do
Pagan>yeah, bollywood rocks hey
Pagan>Tonii. if you ever have 3 1/2 hours spare
Pagan>you gotta watch that shit
Cas> hehe
Cas> Pagan u make me laugh
Pagan>nooit. seriously. I smaak bollywood
Tonii>Lol aint watched it
Pagan>except the ou cant just tune a stukkie "I smaak u stukkie"
Pagan>its gotta be like 40min of sing and dance and shit
Tonii>Lol
Pagan>and notice, the guys are all awesome singers, lekker voices an shit
Pagan>but the chicks
Pagan>omg
Pagan>like cats on crack
Pagan>but then again
Pagan>I suppose thats why bollywood porn never took off
Pagan>bit hard to sing the chorus with a cock in your mouth
Pagan>*shrug
Cas> omf
Pagan>tis true
Mr $$$
Fairynuff> I'm waiting for Mr. Rich
paperclip> cool when you get him - ask him if he has a brother
paperclip> actually if his father is alive would do to :P
Fairynuff> ok,...... it's a deal
* Pagan feels sad cause all these millions and damn my weak heart
AngelMouse> O.O
paperclip> Millions??? Weak heart
AngelMouse> Pagan: you're weird :)
Pagan> yes
Duke> he's virtually rich!
Duke> :D~
Pagan> and my e-penis is 18"
Pagan> pvt me girls
* AngelMouse chokes on the last bit of her coffee
* paperclip pvts Pagan quick
* AngelMouse wonders how much that is in centimeters
Pagan> 98cm
Pagan> *proud look
Duke> afstand beheer
Pagan> en die hele ding moet ingaan ne
AngelMouse> O.O
AngelMouse> wait ....
Fairynuff> :) ha ha ha
* AngelMouse is flustered and rather goes and makes herself more coffee
* Pagan rubs his ankle in a suggestive manner
paperclip> cool when you get him - ask him if he has a brother
paperclip> actually if his father is alive would do to :P
Fairynuff> ok,...... it's a deal
* Pagan feels sad cause all these millions and damn my weak heart
AngelMouse> O.O
paperclip> Millions??? Weak heart
AngelMouse> Pagan: you're weird :)
Pagan> yes
Duke> he's virtually rich!
Duke> :D~
Pagan> and my e-penis is 18"
Pagan> pvt me girls
* AngelMouse chokes on the last bit of her coffee
* paperclip pvts Pagan quick
* AngelMouse wonders how much that is in centimeters
Pagan> 98cm
Pagan> *proud look
Duke> afstand beheer
Pagan> en die hele ding moet ingaan ne
AngelMouse> O.O
AngelMouse> wait ....
Fairynuff> :) ha ha ha
* AngelMouse is flustered and rather goes and makes herself more coffee
* Pagan rubs his ankle in a suggestive manner
Gay?
Cheeky_Bratz> no he was gay..well me and mates think he is gay..... because of the way he fucked me :P
Cheeky_Bratz> ok now i think i need to shut up
bananagirl> HAHAH
Pagan> in the bum?
Pagan> thats a pretty good giveaway
Cheeky_Bratz> ok now i think i need to shut up
bananagirl> HAHAH
Pagan> in the bum?
Pagan> thats a pretty good giveaway
Porn RUINED sex for me
Skygirl> 90210 wow that takes me back a few light years...
naughty_little_bunny> its like a plastic surgery thingy
ButterBean> 90210 is cheezy, come now!
Pagan> wow. that plastic surgery shit is scary
Pagan> I saw a ad the other day looking for ou's with 10" 's for a porn movie
Pagan> but there is no way I'm chopping off 2" just to be in a movie :/
ButterBean> lolololol!!!
naughty_little_bunny> LOLOLOL
* Skygirl leewks at Pagan's plastic sergery on MR Big
ButterBean> I'm sorry, but porn, esp. TV porn is so flippin funny!
Pagan> I was thinking about that last night
Pagan> etv porn is like late night soapies
ButterBean> All it is is ass and boobs.
Skygirl> what Pagan?
Pagan> kuk acting, kuk script, etc etc
ButterBean> ya ya!
Pagan> but at least its more realistic
naughty_little_bunny> i think porn makes sex cheap
Pagan> more naaiing, less talking :D
Pagan> thats my idea of a soapie
Pagan> 45 min naai + ad breaks
Pagan> actually
Pagan> watching porn ruined sex for me
ButterBean> lol my ass off at pagan!
ButterBean> no, really?
Pagan> I realised that woman dont actually scream "FUCK ME COWBOY!" when u touch their elbow
Pagan> what a disappointment
ButterBean> rofl!
Skygirl> lol
naughty_little_bunny> hahaha
ButterBean> I almost fell off my chair there!
naughty_little_bunny> its like a plastic surgery thingy
ButterBean> 90210 is cheezy, come now!
Pagan> wow. that plastic surgery shit is scary
Pagan> I saw a ad the other day looking for ou's with 10" 's for a porn movie
Pagan> but there is no way I'm chopping off 2" just to be in a movie :/
ButterBean> lolololol!!!
naughty_little_bunny> LOLOLOL
* Skygirl leewks at Pagan's plastic sergery on MR Big
ButterBean> I'm sorry, but porn, esp. TV porn is so flippin funny!
Pagan> I was thinking about that last night
Pagan> etv porn is like late night soapies
ButterBean> All it is is ass and boobs.
Skygirl> what Pagan?
Pagan> kuk acting, kuk script, etc etc
ButterBean> ya ya!
Pagan> but at least its more realistic
naughty_little_bunny> i think porn makes sex cheap
Pagan> more naaiing, less talking :D
Pagan> thats my idea of a soapie
Pagan> 45 min naai + ad breaks
Pagan> actually
Pagan> watching porn ruined sex for me
ButterBean> lol my ass off at pagan!
ButterBean> no, really?
Pagan> I realised that woman dont actually scream "FUCK ME COWBOY!" when u touch their elbow
Pagan> what a disappointment
ButterBean> rofl!
Skygirl> lol
naughty_little_bunny> hahaha
ButterBean> I almost fell off my chair there!
More Randomness
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gump> hey guys, wanna ask, if I'm feeling naughty, where is the best place to go or what is the best thing to do? Any ideas
Pagan> its called "masturbate"
Pagan> theres even a multiplayer version of it
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HotBot> i really like silverblood <3 <3 <3 (ImFrosty)
ImFrosty> mofos
Pagan> lololol
ImFrosty> Cowboy wisdom: Don't squat with your spurs on.
ImFrosty> ouch
Pagan> thats so brokeback
ImFrosty> lol Pagan
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MeMan> for a guy with a 146 IQ - dnt think u tlking 2 me
Pagan> kuk MeMan
bananagirl> yes im talking to you.. and thats your waist size.. you read the score card wrong
MeMan> not kuk sware
Pagan> if it was that
Pagan> you could spell shit right
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Skygirl> i have biceps and i can use a fist propper like @ BB
Pagan> you can fist proper?
Pagan> omg
Pagan> oh wait
ImFrosty> lol
* Pagan reads that twice
AngelMouse> LOL Pagan
Skygirl> rolf Pagan you should know better
* AngelMouse shakes her head
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Pagan> nah tandy, that why we get along os well
Pagan> *so
* Pagan glares at keyboard
Skygirl> nope
* Tandy fondles Pagan's spellchecker ;P
* Pagan spellchecker in his pants
Pagan> AWESOME!
* Pagan saves logs
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gump> hey guys, wanna ask, if I'm feeling naughty, where is the best place to go or what is the best thing to do? Any ideas
Pagan> its called "masturbate"
Pagan> theres even a multiplayer version of it
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HotBot> i really like silverblood <3 <3 <3 (ImFrosty)
ImFrosty> mofos
Pagan> lololol
ImFrosty> Cowboy wisdom: Don't squat with your spurs on.
ImFrosty> ouch
Pagan> thats so brokeback
ImFrosty> lol Pagan
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MeMan> for a guy with a 146 IQ - dnt think u tlking 2 me
Pagan> kuk MeMan
bananagirl> yes im talking to you.. and thats your waist size.. you read the score card wrong
MeMan> not kuk sware
Pagan> if it was that
Pagan> you could spell shit right
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Skygirl> i have biceps and i can use a fist propper like @ BB
Pagan> you can fist proper?
Pagan> omg
Pagan> oh wait
ImFrosty> lol
* Pagan reads that twice
AngelMouse> LOL Pagan
Skygirl> rolf Pagan you should know better
* AngelMouse shakes her head
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Pagan> nah tandy, that why we get along os well
Pagan> *so
* Pagan glares at keyboard
Skygirl> nope
* Tandy fondles Pagan's spellchecker ;P
* Pagan spellchecker in his pants
Pagan> AWESOME!
* Pagan saves logs
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Ass muscles
* randomchick grabs pagan and forces him ova her office desk
randomchick> *evil grin*... my turn
* Pagan clenches poephol
randomchick> lmao pagan
Pagan> dont mock it
Pagan> I do my bum excercises daily
Pagan> my ass muscles so toned that if I go to jail I'll rip any tottie off that comes near me
ZombiePriest> rofl
ZombiePriest> theres a plan
randomchick> *evil grin*... my turn
* Pagan clenches poephol
randomchick> lmao pagan
Pagan> dont mock it
Pagan> I do my bum excercises daily
Pagan> my ass muscles so toned that if I go to jail I'll rip any tottie off that comes near me
ZombiePriest> rofl
ZombiePriest> theres a plan
Gangsta's
SilverBlood> Paganina!
Pagan> howzit
SilverBlood> lekka
SilverBlood> jew?
Pagan> aight
SilverBlood> fo` sho`
Pagan> word
SilverBlood> bling
Pagan> lol, tandy gonna kick your ass
Pagan> I mean...*kof
SilverBlood> huh ?
SilverBlood> what is a "tandy" ???
Pagan> *translates
Pagan> that mad ho gonna pop one cap in yo ass
SilverBlood> roflmao
SilverBlood> bwhwahahahahaahahha
Tandy> Mad ho?
SilverBlood> rofl
SilverBlood> bwhaahahahahaha
Pagan> howzit
SilverBlood> lekka
SilverBlood> jew?
Pagan> aight
SilverBlood> fo` sho`
Pagan> word
SilverBlood> bling
Pagan> lol, tandy gonna kick your ass
Pagan> I mean...*kof
SilverBlood> huh ?
SilverBlood> what is a "tandy" ???
Pagan> *translates
Pagan> that mad ho gonna pop one cap in yo ass
SilverBlood> roflmao
SilverBlood> bwhwahahahahaahahha
Tandy> Mad ho?
SilverBlood> rofl
SilverBlood> bwhaahahahahaha
Cloning
paperclip> Pagan can i clone you?
Pagan> yes
Pagan> I wanna clone me
Pagan> then have sex
naughty_little_bunny> sick!!
Pagan> just need to figure out if that would be at the forefront of masturbation techonology
Pagan> or incest
Pagan> not quite sure
Tasha_working> Lolol pagan
paperclip> Pagan not quite what i had in mind
Pagan> I know
Tasha_working> Lol
Pagan> you, me, me, me, me, me, and a crate of beer
Pagan> BUKAKA!
Tasha_workinxg> Jinne
Pagan> yes
Pagan> I wanna clone me
Pagan> then have sex
naughty_little_bunny> sick!!
Pagan> just need to figure out if that would be at the forefront of masturbation techonology
Pagan> or incest
Pagan> not quite sure
Tasha_working> Lolol pagan
paperclip> Pagan not quite what i had in mind
Pagan> I know
Tasha_working> Lol
Pagan> you, me, me, me, me, me, and a crate of beer
Pagan> BUKAKA!
Tasha_workinxg> Jinne
Americans
@SilverBlood> woot: i am from South Africa.
+woot> really well how do you know what im saying
@SilverBlood> i have an American to english translator.
@SilverBlood> everything you say in American, it translates to english.
+woot> what seriously?
@SilverBlood> yeah
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Triworks> Stooch us eto be a luchbar lover, then caremel and he do it both ways around he he
StoosH> wow
StoosH> spell much ?
StoosH> or is that portuguese for "i admire you" ?
Pagan> wait
Pagan> SilverBlood got a american to english translator
Pagan> maybe thats american
StoosH> could be
StoosH> sounds bushy
+woot> really well how do you know what im saying
@SilverBlood> i have an American to english translator.
@SilverBlood> everything you say in American, it translates to english.
+woot> what seriously?
@SilverBlood> yeah
----later----
Triworks> Stooch us eto be a luchbar lover, then caremel and he do it both ways around he he
StoosH> wow
StoosH> spell much ?
StoosH> or is that portuguese for "i admire you" ?
Pagan> wait
Pagan> SilverBlood got a american to english translator
Pagan> maybe thats american
StoosH> could be
StoosH> sounds bushy
Punani
Bob1971> I think I need to get laid......................SOON!!!
Jellybean> that sounds so desperate
Bob1971> I'm married I am DESPERATE!!!
Jellybean> lmao
Jellybean> shame bob
Bob1971> Thing is on irc there are plenty of chicks that would shag me anytime
Bob1971> Go figure
Pagan> Yeah
Pagan> love is blind
Pagan> esp on IRC
Pagan> apparently
Jellybean> hahahaha
Bob1971> Ja true hey
Jellybean> either that or your reputation preceeds you hehe
Pagan> that too
Bob1971> I'm amazed at how many horny women are online JUSSES!!
Bob1971> <----------Innocent
Pagan> <-----looking the wrong places
Jellybean> lmao
Jellybean> poor bob and pagan hehe
Jellybean> you guys must be suffering terribly
Pagan> yeah
Bob1971> Dude I have the answer HOOKERS
Pagan> um. no. the question is HOOKERS. the answer is STD's
Jellybean> hahaha
Bob1971> Ja thats true but use 2 condoms
Pagan> nooit dude
Pagan> I seen some ho's I wouldnt touch with YOUR dick
Pagan> ewww
Jellybean> lol sis Pagan
Bob1971> True I feel the same
Bob1971> But I've seen some that were lets just say YUMMY!!!
Pagan> indeed
Pagan> unfortunately yummy=expensive though
Pagan> government should control that shit
Bob1971> True
Bob1971> I agree
Pagan> punani tax
Bob1971> I reckon married men should get a tax discount from visiting hookers
* Jellybean falls off her chair
Pagan> or housewives can claim it as a tax write off
Pagan> cause they'd probably class it as sin tax like smokes and booze
Bob1971> Ja true hey
Pagan> hmmm, interesting thought...
Pagan> could the ho's claim benefits and stuff
Pagan> or like claim wear and tear on their punani's
Pagan> or depreciation
Pagan> or something
Bob1971> Dunno hey,something like a resleeve benifit
Pagan> or insurance
Pagan> hmm
Jellybean> lolol
Bob1971> Hey could start a business
Bob1971> But would have to get it legalised
Pagan> ummm. not really
Bob1971> Illegal is best maybe
Pagan> yeah, cause if its all illegal like we dont have to pay them minimum wage
Jellybean> hahahaha
Bob1971> Hey minamum wage might be the way to go
Pagan> less than minimum
Pagan> eish, you can see I'm the durban ou
Pagan> 15 % markup
Pagan> 10 % discount
Pagan> there u go
Jellybean> that sounds so desperate
Bob1971> I'm married I am DESPERATE!!!
Jellybean> lmao
Jellybean> shame bob
Bob1971> Thing is on irc there are plenty of chicks that would shag me anytime
Bob1971> Go figure
Pagan> Yeah
Pagan> love is blind
Pagan> esp on IRC
Pagan> apparently
Jellybean> hahahaha
Bob1971> Ja true hey
Jellybean> either that or your reputation preceeds you hehe
Pagan> that too
Bob1971> I'm amazed at how many horny women are online JUSSES!!
Bob1971> <----------Innocent
Pagan> <-----looking the wrong places
Jellybean> lmao
Jellybean> poor bob and pagan hehe
Jellybean> you guys must be suffering terribly
Pagan> yeah
Bob1971> Dude I have the answer HOOKERS
Pagan> um. no. the question is HOOKERS. the answer is STD's
Jellybean> hahaha
Bob1971> Ja thats true but use 2 condoms
Pagan> nooit dude
Pagan> I seen some ho's I wouldnt touch with YOUR dick
Pagan> ewww
Jellybean> lol sis Pagan
Bob1971> True I feel the same
Bob1971> But I've seen some that were lets just say YUMMY!!!
Pagan> indeed
Pagan> unfortunately yummy=expensive though
Pagan> government should control that shit
Bob1971> True
Bob1971> I agree
Pagan> punani tax
Bob1971> I reckon married men should get a tax discount from visiting hookers
* Jellybean falls off her chair
Pagan> or housewives can claim it as a tax write off
Pagan> cause they'd probably class it as sin tax like smokes and booze
Bob1971> Ja true hey
Pagan> hmmm, interesting thought...
Pagan> could the ho's claim benefits and stuff
Pagan> or like claim wear and tear on their punani's
Pagan> or depreciation
Pagan> or something
Bob1971> Dunno hey,something like a resleeve benifit
Pagan> or insurance
Pagan> hmm
Jellybean> lolol
Bob1971> Hey could start a business
Bob1971> But would have to get it legalised
Pagan> ummm. not really
Bob1971> Illegal is best maybe
Pagan> yeah, cause if its all illegal like we dont have to pay them minimum wage
Jellybean> hahahaha
Bob1971> Hey minamum wage might be the way to go
Pagan> less than minimum
Pagan> eish, you can see I'm the durban ou
Pagan> 15 % markup
Pagan> 10 % discount
Pagan> there u go
Harassing the bots
Dot=Bot. Tweak=Bot. Raptor=Bot.
bananagirl> (bananagirl) oi
bananagirl> (Raptor) sorry...
bananagirl> (bananagirl) for?
bananagirl> (Raptor) hmmm... for is
bananagirl> (bananagir)> what??
bananagirl> (Raptor) i haven't a clue, bananagirl
bananagirl> (bananagirl) speak sense
bananagirl> (Raptor) excuse me?
bananagirl> (bananagirl) no no.. youre excused
bananagirl> (Raptor) sorry...
bananagirl> (bananagirl) again?
bananagirl> (Raptor) i think again is Nothin' up my sleeve. Presto!
bananagirl> (bananagirl) dont be sorry k
bananagirl> (Raptor) i'm not following you...
bananagirl> (bananagirl) um
bananagirl> (Raptor) huh?
bananagirl> (bananagirl) i know
bananagirl> (Raptor) what?
bananagirl> (bananagirl) dorl
bananagirl> (Raptor) sorry...
bananagirl> (bananagirl) dork
bananagirl> (Raptor) dork is a whale penis? you have to be kidding me.
bananagirl> (bananagirl) eish!!!!!!
bananagirl> (Raptor) what?
InnocentPagan> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
InnocentPagan> lolololololol
Dot> blimey
bananagirl> ;/
tweak> Blimey se mase man
InnocentPagan> OMFG!
InnocentPagan> hahaha
Dot> I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!
InnocentPagan> that the best laugh I had in a while
bananagirl> *bloish*
bananagirl> (bananagirl) oi
bananagirl> (Raptor) sorry...
bananagirl> (bananagirl) for?
bananagirl> (Raptor) hmmm... for is
bananagirl> (bananagir)> what??
bananagirl> (Raptor) i haven't a clue, bananagirl
bananagirl> (bananagirl) speak sense
bananagirl> (Raptor) excuse me?
bananagirl> (bananagirl) no no.. youre excused
bananagirl> (Raptor) sorry...
bananagirl> (bananagirl) again?
bananagirl> (Raptor) i think again is Nothin' up my sleeve. Presto!
bananagirl> (bananagirl) dont be sorry k
bananagirl> (Raptor) i'm not following you...
bananagirl> (bananagirl) um
bananagirl> (Raptor) huh?
bananagirl> (bananagirl) i know
bananagirl> (Raptor) what?
bananagirl> (bananagirl) dorl
bananagirl> (Raptor) sorry...
bananagirl> (bananagirl) dork
bananagirl> (Raptor) dork is a whale penis? you have to be kidding me.
bananagirl> (bananagirl) eish!!!!!!
bananagirl> (Raptor) what?
InnocentPagan> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
InnocentPagan> lolololololol
Dot> blimey
bananagirl> ;/
tweak> Blimey se mase man
InnocentPagan> OMFG!
InnocentPagan> hahaha
Dot> I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!
InnocentPagan> that the best laugh I had in a while
bananagirl> *bloish*
Barbie
Barbie> Hi! People
* metatron sets mode: +v Barbie
kittiek> barbie where is ken
* metatron is now known as ken
ken> Barbie can i come into your box?
Barbie> Sure
Vix> lmao hes ken
* Pagan is now known as ActionMan
ActionMan> for your info
ActionMan> barbie comes with action man
ActionMan> she FAKES it with ken
* metatron sets mode: +v Barbie
kittiek> barbie where is ken
* metatron is now known as ken
ken> Barbie can i come into your box?
Barbie> Sure
Vix> lmao hes ken
* Pagan is now known as ActionMan
ActionMan> for your info
ActionMan> barbie comes with action man
ActionMan> she FAKES it with ken
oops, wrong window
Jeff> I would love to really penetrate you and do the real deal to you
Aphrodite> Jeff who are u talking to?
Aphrodite> i hope not to me
Gorge> HAHAHAHA Jeff, wrong window?
Jeff> oops wrong site sorry cuzzins
Aphrodite> Jeff who are u talking to?
Aphrodite> i hope not to me
Gorge> HAHAHAHA Jeff, wrong window?
Jeff> oops wrong site sorry cuzzins
Blowjobs
Doggoneugly> how does a guy know when he has a beeg dick , is when he can blow himself and still do a deep throat
Pagan> noooit dogg
Pagan> thats not cool dude
Doggoneugly> what Pagan?
Pagan> that whole blow-yourself thing
Pagan> I reckon the pleasing sensation of a mouth on your cock
Pagan> will be kinda ruined by the unpleasant sensation of a cock in your mouth
Pagan> noooit dogg
Pagan> thats not cool dude
Doggoneugly> what Pagan?
Pagan> that whole blow-yourself thing
Pagan> I reckon the pleasing sensation of a mouth on your cock
Pagan> will be kinda ruined by the unpleasant sensation of a cock in your mouth
Q&A
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Q: my husband whines he never wears the pants anymore...
A: did you tell him you havent done the washing yet?
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Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together.
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Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.
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Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day: then cook him a nice meal.
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Q: my husband whines he never wears the pants anymore...
A: did you tell him you havent done the washing yet?
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Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together.
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Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.
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Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day: then cook him a nice meal.
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Random Funny Stuff
UberGremlin> there is no tablets for stupidity i tell you
UberGremlin> are*
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Pagan> i didnt set tahat
Pagan> *say
Pagan> *that
Pagan> *I
Pagan> *didn't
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blegh
the internet is bad
bad bad bad
I tried to talk to a woman
but she sent me nude pics instead
I didn't want them
but I took them out of courtesy
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"WARNING!! Your computer is currently broadcasting an IP address! With this IP address hackers can immediately begin attacking your computer! Click here to enlarge your penis!"
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Everyone, this is my bud, he's...ummm. how shall I put it.... a funny guy
not funny HAHA
funny GAY
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it was my girlfriends birthday, and i stayed at her place, and i put fudge in the toilet early in the morning, so when we woke up, i went to the toilet and she was getting ready to get in the shower
and when she looked at me, i reached into the toilet and grabbed a handful of what she thought was poop
and threw it at her
and screamed "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!"
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when i want to remember shit, i write it on my arm
but the problem being, i wake up the next morning
with like, "30 foot tall cock" on my forearm and no context
i'm sure it was a great idea, but I'll never know for sure
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your penis is pretty gay
it can regularly be found in male anuses
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"The ejaculation of a dolphin carries so much force with it, that it could decapitate you."
This is why Dolphins are ALWAYS happy
They're just sitting there going "Yeah, bitches, I can decapitate you with my sperm"
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just found out my grandma watches porn, something is serious wrong in the world. armageddon is nigh :(
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Pagan> Name That Dinosaur: __________ ?
Pagan> 1st Hint: ****************** ********** Question Value : 5 Points
Pagan> 2nd Hint: Lan*a**ia**o*au*u* *a**ue**i* 15.0 secs & 1 Points Remaining
Pagan> Times up! The answer was -> Lancanjiangosaurus Cachuensis
Pagan> feebs
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no matter what anyone tells you, or how much you think it would be a good idea, never ever put aftershave on your balls
Like they say, curiousity killed that cat.
However I cant imagine what would drive a cat to put aftershave on its balls
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I just noticed that I have a worn out pattern in the shape of a hardon on my boxers :/
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let's not fight. Let's hug. For forty minutes. Nude.
10 more minutes till I start my lunch break. Go ahead and grease up.
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after some bad experiences with fat chicks I no longer ask their asl,now instead I ask for their BMI
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relationships are so easy thanks to the internet.. you can establish and destroy them at the touch of a few keys!
it all starts with 3 letters, asl
and ends with stfu
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wow. last night was so cool.I fell asleep watching tennis
all I heard was "uhnn oof uhnn oooooof uhnnn" from the two girls on tv
sounded alright ;)
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had the wierdest dream last night
a talking clitoris
a talking clit... that would scare the utter shit out of me
it would probably diss me
"goddamn, you're doing it all wrong"
"oh look at you, big stud, she looks bored as fuck"
"hey, i think you've forgotten about something........ME!"
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its so retarded when people r trying to type lots of !!!'s
theyre all like "yeah...im so cool!!1!~1`~!"
i mean, is it really that damned hard to type "!!!!1"
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i used to use zippers but my foreskin got stick in it
i went to velcro and had some pubic hair problems
now i just wear dresses
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its ironic how a flow of blood to the lower regions is only pleasureable to the man
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Wow, a subject *and* a verb. You are getting very close to composing complete sentances
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Why do dogs lick their dicks? cuz they can't make a fist
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How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.
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remember, as long as our balls don't touch it's not GAY
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I had to google "jfgi" to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.
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/me changed mode: +b fat.chicks@showing.stomache.in.tight.shirts
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i should go buy a skateboard and go sk00l some kids at gateway
since im an expert at all 3 tony hawk games, i should have no problem pulling off those tricks in real life
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god dammit. try as i might, i cannot type in the starwars theme music in words
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a seeing-eye dog was undressing me with its eyes, so I maced him
it got all frantic and ran its owner infront of a moving vehicle
was pretty funny
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I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's wrong with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my voodoo doll.
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I have to say that watching porn ruined sex for me. I discovered that women don't scream, "Fuck me you big-cocked cowboy!" when you touch their elbow.
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They making a pagan action figure. turns out lots of people want a small plastic me to adorn a shelf
or a large inflatable me
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although it saddens me to see a lady that i love, such as an adult film star, take a cum shot in the face
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What would you do if you had athletes foot, and your girlfriend had a foot fetish, and she got athletes vagina?
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People who cut themselves
honest to god
what is the point
"oh god i'm so depressed *cut* OOWWWWWW!!!! NOW I'M DEPRESSED AND IN PAIN!!!!!"
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Koult> Hey Lac'
Lac'> Sup dude?
Koult> You know I went to the cinema with Claire
Lac'> aye
Koult> She gave me a blowjob half way through
Lac'> really!?sweet!
Koult> No dude, not fucking sweet,
Lac'> ?
Koult> Just as I came I was looking up at the screen,
Koult> and Elijah Wood aka Frodo looked right into the camera
Koult> and now I've got his face burned into my memory, I feel I've just gotten head from a fucking Hobbit
Lac'> I'd type rofl ect but if I dont stop laughing I'll piss myself
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&tamtam> awwwwwwwwww noooooooo
&tamtam> i need the loo
&tamtam> and its a no. 2
&tamtam> hate doing those anywhere else but home
~Soviet_Babe> LMAO
~Soviet_Babe> so u gonna hold till home?
&tamtam> im trying
&tamtam> got a cold sweat already
UberGremlin> are*
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Pagan> i didnt set tahat
Pagan> *say
Pagan> *that
Pagan> *I
Pagan> *didn't
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blegh
the internet is bad
bad bad bad
I tried to talk to a woman
but she sent me nude pics instead
I didn't want them
but I took them out of courtesy
----------------------------------------------------------
"WARNING!! Your computer is currently broadcasting an IP address! With this IP address hackers can immediately begin attacking your computer! Click here to enlarge your penis!"
----------------------------------------------------------
Everyone, this is my bud, he's...ummm. how shall I put it.... a funny guy
not funny HAHA
funny GAY
----------------------------------------------------------
it was my girlfriends birthday, and i stayed at her place, and i put fudge in the toilet early in the morning, so when we woke up, i went to the toilet and she was getting ready to get in the shower
and when she looked at me, i reached into the toilet and grabbed a handful of what she thought was poop
and threw it at her
and screamed "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!"
----------------------------------------------------------
when i want to remember shit, i write it on my arm
but the problem being, i wake up the next morning
with like, "30 foot tall cock" on my forearm and no context
i'm sure it was a great idea, but I'll never know for sure
----------------------------------------------------------
your penis is pretty gay
it can regularly be found in male anuses
----------------------------------------------------------
"The ejaculation of a dolphin carries so much force with it, that it could decapitate you."
This is why Dolphins are ALWAYS happy
They're just sitting there going "Yeah, bitches, I can decapitate you with my sperm"
----------------------------------------------------------
just found out my grandma watches porn, something is serious wrong in the world. armageddon is nigh :(
----------------------------------------------------------
Pagan> Name That Dinosaur: __________ ?
Pagan> 1st Hint: ****************** ********** Question Value : 5 Points
Pagan> 2nd Hint: Lan*a**ia**o*au*u* *a**ue**i* 15.0 secs & 1 Points Remaining
Pagan> Times up! The answer was -> Lancanjiangosaurus Cachuensis
Pagan> feebs
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no matter what anyone tells you, or how much you think it would be a good idea, never ever put aftershave on your balls
Like they say, curiousity killed that cat.
However I cant imagine what would drive a cat to put aftershave on its balls
----------------------------------------------------------
I just noticed that I have a worn out pattern in the shape of a hardon on my boxers :/
----------------------------------------------------------
let's not fight. Let's hug. For forty minutes. Nude.
10 more minutes till I start my lunch break. Go ahead and grease up.
----------------------------------------------------------
after some bad experiences with fat chicks I no longer ask their asl,now instead I ask for their BMI
----------------------------------------------------------
relationships are so easy thanks to the internet.. you can establish and destroy them at the touch of a few keys!
it all starts with 3 letters, asl
and ends with stfu
----------------------------------------------------------
wow. last night was so cool.I fell asleep watching tennis
all I heard was "uhnn oof uhnn oooooof uhnnn" from the two girls on tv
sounded alright ;)
----------------------------------------------------------
had the wierdest dream last night
a talking clitoris
a talking clit... that would scare the utter shit out of me
it would probably diss me
"goddamn, you're doing it all wrong"
"oh look at you, big stud, she looks bored as fuck"
"hey, i think you've forgotten about something........ME!"
----------------------------------------------------------
its so retarded when people r trying to type lots of !!!'s
theyre all like "yeah...im so cool!!1!~1`~!"
i mean, is it really that damned hard to type "!!!!1"
----------------------------------------------------------
i used to use zippers but my foreskin got stick in it
i went to velcro and had some pubic hair problems
now i just wear dresses
----------------------------------------------------------
its ironic how a flow of blood to the lower regions is only pleasureable to the man
----------------------------------------------------------
Wow, a subject *and* a verb. You are getting very close to composing complete sentances
----------------------------------------------------------
Why do dogs lick their dicks? cuz they can't make a fist
----------------------------------------------------------
How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.
----------------------------------------------------------
remember, as long as our balls don't touch it's not GAY
----------------------------------------------------------
I had to google "jfgi" to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.
----------------------------------------------------------
/me changed mode: +b fat.chicks@showing.stomache.in.tight.shirts
----------------------------------------------------------
i should go buy a skateboard and go sk00l some kids at gateway
since im an expert at all 3 tony hawk games, i should have no problem pulling off those tricks in real life
----------------------------------------------------------
god dammit. try as i might, i cannot type in the starwars theme music in words
----------------------------------------------------------
a seeing-eye dog was undressing me with its eyes, so I maced him
it got all frantic and ran its owner infront of a moving vehicle
was pretty funny
----------------------------------------------------------
I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's wrong with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my voodoo doll.
----------------------------------------------------------
I have to say that watching porn ruined sex for me. I discovered that women don't scream, "Fuck me you big-cocked cowboy!" when you touch their elbow.
----------------------------------------------------------
They making a pagan action figure. turns out lots of people want a small plastic me to adorn a shelf
or a large inflatable me
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
although it saddens me to see a lady that i love, such as an adult film star, take a cum shot in the face
----------------------------------------------------------
What would you do if you had athletes foot, and your girlfriend had a foot fetish, and she got athletes vagina?
----------------------------------------------------------
People who cut themselves
honest to god
what is the point
"oh god i'm so depressed *cut* OOWWWWWW!!!! NOW I'M DEPRESSED AND IN PAIN!!!!!"
----------------------------------------------------------
Koult> Hey Lac'
Lac'> Sup dude?
Koult> You know I went to the cinema with Claire
Lac'> aye
Koult> She gave me a blowjob half way through
Lac'> really!?sweet!
Koult> No dude, not fucking sweet,
Lac'> ?
Koult> Just as I came I was looking up at the screen,
Koult> and Elijah Wood aka Frodo looked right into the camera
Koult> and now I've got his face burned into my memory, I feel I've just gotten head from a fucking Hobbit
Lac'> I'd type rofl ect but if I dont stop laughing I'll piss myself
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&tamtam> awwwwwwwwww noooooooo
&tamtam> i need the loo
&tamtam> and its a no. 2
&tamtam> hate doing those anywhere else but home
~Soviet_Babe> LMAO
~Soviet_Babe> so u gonna hold till home?
&tamtam> im trying
&tamtam> got a cold sweat already
Zooloo
Knarf> Zooloo
Pagan> zooloo
honey_b> zooloo
Pagan> tsk honey_b, you not allowed to say it
Knarf> lol
honey_b> what Pagan?
Pagan> we havent made you a honourary zooloo yet
Knarf> Nah shes cool
honey_b> cos i am
Pagan> naaaah
Pagan> doesnt matter
Pagan> we gotta do it officially
Pagan> I need 2 pics first though
Pagan> one normal
Pagan> one nudie
Pagan> mkay thanks
Knarf> she just needs to pass the initiation
honey_b> i have more zollos on my stoep than you :P
Wickedwoman> ja she has to do the whole bare breast thingy
Knarf> lol
Knarf> I like the way u think :-)
Pagan> still doesnt count honey_b
Pagan> Wickedwoman
Pagan> tell honey_b to give me umpf umpf please
honey_b> gmmmft Pagan
Wickedwoman> honey_b u cant be zooloo till u do the unf unf with Pagan
Pagan> gmmmmft is not a no
* honey_b will go back to Bloem
Pagan> so thats progress
Pagan> there we go then. thanks Wickedwoman
Pagan> besides, honey_b, think of how jealous you could make everyone
Knarf> lol
honey_b> hahaha
honey_b> dont i already? lololol
Pagan> you could make them more jealous
Pagan> change your nick to honey_bWotShaggedPagan
Pagan> and get away with it
honey_b> but Pagan everyone knows you a virgin, they will never believe me
Pagan> yes honey_b
Pagan> but look on the bright side
Pagan> <--STD free. need sex first
Wickedwoman> hehehehe
DRE_> Pagan u a virgin?
Pagan> I am, I am
Pagan> just not very good at it
Pagan> zooloo
honey_b> zooloo
Pagan> tsk honey_b, you not allowed to say it
Knarf> lol
honey_b> what Pagan?
Pagan> we havent made you a honourary zooloo yet
Knarf> Nah shes cool
honey_b> cos i am
Pagan> naaaah
Pagan> doesnt matter
Pagan> we gotta do it officially
Pagan> I need 2 pics first though
Pagan> one normal
Pagan> one nudie
Pagan> mkay thanks
Knarf> she just needs to pass the initiation
honey_b> i have more zollos on my stoep than you :P
Wickedwoman> ja she has to do the whole bare breast thingy
Knarf> lol
Knarf> I like the way u think :-)
Pagan> still doesnt count honey_b
Pagan> Wickedwoman
Pagan> tell honey_b to give me umpf umpf please
honey_b> gmmmft Pagan
Wickedwoman> honey_b u cant be zooloo till u do the unf unf with Pagan
Pagan> gmmmmft is not a no
* honey_b will go back to Bloem
Pagan> so thats progress
Pagan> there we go then. thanks Wickedwoman
Pagan> besides, honey_b, think of how jealous you could make everyone
Knarf> lol
honey_b> hahaha
honey_b> dont i already? lololol
Pagan> you could make them more jealous
Pagan> change your nick to honey_bWotShaggedPagan
Pagan> and get away with it
honey_b> but Pagan everyone knows you a virgin, they will never believe me
Pagan> yes honey_b
Pagan> but look on the bright side
Pagan> <--STD free. need sex first
Wickedwoman> hehehehe
DRE_> Pagan u a virgin?
Pagan> I am, I am
Pagan> just not very good at it
School Bunker
* skoolbanker (ircCHAT27@atrum-1501E80E.wbs.co.za) has joined #naughtychat
Pagan> is that supposed to be schoolbUnker?
Pagan> cause if it is
Pagan> you should be in school
* skoolbanker (ircCHAT27@atrum-1501E80E.wbs.co.za) Quit (User Quit: skoolbanker)
Pagan> is that supposed to be schoolbUnker?
Pagan> cause if it is
Pagan> you should be in school
* skoolbanker (ircCHAT27@atrum-1501E80E.wbs.co.za) Quit (User Quit: skoolbanker)
Vibrators
ClassicLADY> Wish my vibrator wants 2 go faster
Jellybean> lmao
MiSsInG> ClassicLADY: get new batteries hun
Pagan> or a T4 turbo
Pagan> limited slip differential
Pagan> forced induction
Pagan> THATS a vibrator
MiSsInG> ^5 Pagan
Pagan> ^5
ClassicLADY> Wtf r we talking about?
ClassicLADY> Ive got generator
Jellybean> lol
Pagan> yeah, but you need to changed to a LSD
Pagan> doesnt help having all that power if you cant get it down
Pagan> and maybe a 4 speed gearbox instead of the 5speed
Pagan> you'll get a better powerband
ClassicLADY> I thought its suppose 2 go UP
MiSsInG> lol
MiSsInG> ClassicLADY: joo got to check ur rev counter *runzlikehell*
roadkill> 4 speed instead 0f 5 wud 0nly b gud 4sh0rt distances
ClassicLADY> I think i know now why my vibe burned out!
Pagan> well ja roadkill. you looking for acceleration, not top end speed
ClassicLADY> No wonder im on my 3rd one
Jellybean> lmao
MiSsInG> ClassicLADY: get new batteries hun
Pagan> or a T4 turbo
Pagan> limited slip differential
Pagan> forced induction
Pagan> THATS a vibrator
MiSsInG> ^5 Pagan
Pagan> ^5
ClassicLADY> Wtf r we talking about?
ClassicLADY> Ive got generator
Jellybean> lol
Pagan> yeah, but you need to changed to a LSD
Pagan> doesnt help having all that power if you cant get it down
Pagan> and maybe a 4 speed gearbox instead of the 5speed
Pagan> you'll get a better powerband
ClassicLADY> I thought its suppose 2 go UP
MiSsInG> lol
MiSsInG> ClassicLADY: joo got to check ur rev counter *runzlikehell*
roadkill> 4 speed instead 0f 5 wud 0nly b gud 4sh0rt distances
ClassicLADY> I think i know now why my vibe burned out!
Pagan> well ja roadkill. you looking for acceleration, not top end speed
ClassicLADY> No wonder im on my 3rd one
Dont mock the gay ou's
hardguy> and ladies want to chat
DarknessDube> no ladies here
Tonii> Ja all gents
EskomKleinbooi> we all male
* DarknessDube is now known as LighterFourie
* MarriedPrince (CHAT27luvr@atrum-6EA6A42E.vodacom.co.za) has joined #naughtychat
RogerM> this is a male gay chat room :p
Pagan> o shit!
Pagan> that explains a lot
* Ramrod (UsinCHAT27@atrum-2A25BDDD.telkomadsl.co.za) has joined #naughtychat
kittiek> i like men too
Pagan> just look at the nicks joining
Pagan> see?
* HorseMan (CHAT27rulz@DEBE3345.E9F8729B.571DC1DD.IP) has joined #naughtychat
MarriedPrince> hi everyone
RogerM> MarriedPrince, can i have your wifes number, i am sure she needs a real man
MarriedPrince> roger... sure she in zimbabwe
MarriedPrince> ohh dam roger is gay..
LighterFourie> we all gay
ClassicLADY> Roflmao
Pagan> dont mock the gay ou's hey
Pagan> any guy that can take a hot willy to the bum is more of a man than me
DarknessDube> no ladies here
Tonii> Ja all gents
EskomKleinbooi> we all male
* DarknessDube is now known as LighterFourie
* MarriedPrince (CHAT27luvr@atrum-6EA6A42E.vodacom.co.za) has joined #naughtychat
RogerM> this is a male gay chat room :p
Pagan> o shit!
Pagan> that explains a lot
* Ramrod (UsinCHAT27@atrum-2A25BDDD.telkomadsl.co.za) has joined #naughtychat
kittiek> i like men too
Pagan> just look at the nicks joining
Pagan> see?
* HorseMan (CHAT27rulz@DEBE3345.E9F8729B.571DC1DD.IP) has joined #naughtychat
MarriedPrince> hi everyone
RogerM> MarriedPrince, can i have your wifes number, i am sure she needs a real man
MarriedPrince> roger... sure she in zimbabwe
MarriedPrince> ohh dam roger is gay..
LighterFourie> we all gay
ClassicLADY> Roflmao
Pagan> dont mock the gay ou's hey
Pagan> any guy that can take a hot willy to the bum is more of a man than me
More Bob 'n Pagan
* Pagan reads up
Bob1971> :-o
Bob1971> You can read???!!!
Pagan> no bob
Pagan> i have my nigerian typist read the shit out
Pagan> you think I type this fast?
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Pagan> bob
Pagan> know what sucks dude?
Bob1971> What bud
Pagan> hot lesbians :/
* Pagan lewks at spring and tamtam
Pagan> :/
Bob1971> Thats just plain wrong
Pagan> yeah
Pagan> its like those artificial fruit baskets
Pagan> fkn lekker to look at
Pagan> but you know you wont be eating it anytime soon :/
Bob1971> :-o
Bob1971> You can read???!!!
Pagan> no bob
Pagan> i have my nigerian typist read the shit out
Pagan> you think I type this fast?
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Pagan> bob
Pagan> know what sucks dude?
Bob1971> What bud
Pagan> hot lesbians :/
* Pagan lewks at spring and tamtam
Pagan> :/
Bob1971> Thats just plain wrong
Pagan> yeah
Pagan> its like those artificial fruit baskets
Pagan> fkn lekker to look at
Pagan> but you know you wont be eating it anytime soon :/
Deaf phones
notPagan> check this shit in the newspapers
notPagan> "Deaf people are staging a mass lobby of parliament to call for greater access to hi-tech phone services"
notPagan> BBC News Technology UK Edition: Deaf call for better phone access
notPagan> WTF?
captain> O.o
notPagan> theres a reason they cant use the phones
notPagan> duh
notPagan> its not oppresion
notPagan> its fucking obvious
notPagan> "Deaf people are staging a mass lobby of parliament to call for greater access to hi-tech phone services"
notPagan> BBC News Technology UK Edition: Deaf call for better phone access
notPagan> WTF?
captain> O.o
notPagan> theres a reason they cant use the phones
notPagan> duh
notPagan> its not oppresion
notPagan> its fucking obvious
Granny porn
* randomchick hands wildw some juice
* WildW passes out... dehydrated
randomchick> dont want u to turn into a prune
randomchick> drink ww
randomchick> drink
Pagan> *bad imagery
Pagan> I saw my grandparents having sex once
Pagan> now I cant eat raisins :/
randomchick> omg
tam> lol
randomchick> roflmao
WildW> ok thats just gross lol
randomchick> yip
Pagan> aha
Pagan> indeed
Pagan> *shudder
WildW> grandparents nogal eeeeewwwww
randomchick> u must have had nightmares for years pagan
Pagan> aha
* randomchick shivas
* WildW gags
JenJen> lolol Pagan
Pagan> allthough
Pagan> its scary
WildW> erm brb... I think I just threw up in my mouth a lil
Pagan> more money is spent on viagra and augmentations than is spent on alzheimers research
Pagan> so that means in the not to distant future
JenJen> lol and y is that?
Pagan> there gonna be old people with hardons
Pagan> and perfect breasts
Pagan> that cant remember what to do with them
JenJen> lolol
Pagan> in fact, you can actually see it now
Pagan> google "granny porn"
Pagan> then see how many hits you get
WildW> nooo
WildW> gawd
randomchick> noooo pagan
Pagan> thats cause there is ACTUALLY a market for that shit
randomchick> thats just wrong
Pagan> old ou's + viagra = granny porn
* WildW passes out... dehydrated
randomchick> dont want u to turn into a prune
randomchick> drink ww
randomchick> drink
Pagan> *bad imagery
Pagan> I saw my grandparents having sex once
Pagan> now I cant eat raisins :/
randomchick> omg
tam> lol
randomchick> roflmao
WildW> ok thats just gross lol
randomchick> yip
Pagan> aha
Pagan> indeed
Pagan> *shudder
WildW> grandparents nogal eeeeewwwww
randomchick> u must have had nightmares for years pagan
Pagan> aha
* randomchick shivas
* WildW gags
JenJen> lolol Pagan
Pagan> allthough
Pagan> its scary
WildW> erm brb... I think I just threw up in my mouth a lil
Pagan> more money is spent on viagra and augmentations than is spent on alzheimers research
Pagan> so that means in the not to distant future
JenJen> lol and y is that?
Pagan> there gonna be old people with hardons
Pagan> and perfect breasts
Pagan> that cant remember what to do with them
JenJen> lolol
Pagan> in fact, you can actually see it now
Pagan> google "granny porn"
Pagan> then see how many hits you get
WildW> nooo
WildW> gawd
randomchick> noooo pagan
Pagan> thats cause there is ACTUALLY a market for that shit
randomchick> thats just wrong
Pagan> old ou's + viagra = granny porn
Drugs 'n Sluts
Gareth> pagan
tweak> well, pagan is your whoreish side kick he deals with drugs and sluts,And i'm his pimp
Gareth> :P
FireQueen> lol
Pagan> woohoo
Pagan> drugs and sluts
Pagan> now thats a party
Gareth> Yeah
Pagan> unless by drugs and sluts it means roofies and gareth
Pagan> :/
Gareth> I'm skillfull like that
FireQueen> LOL
Gareth> LMAO
tweak> well, pagan is your whoreish side kick he deals with drugs and sluts,And i'm his pimp
Gareth> :P
FireQueen> lol
Pagan> woohoo
Pagan> drugs and sluts
Pagan> now thats a party
Gareth> Yeah
Pagan> unless by drugs and sluts it means roofies and gareth
Pagan> :/
Gareth> I'm skillfull like that
FireQueen> LOL
Gareth> LMAO
Fluffy
* Tira winks at Pagan
* Pagan touches tira on the noemfie
Tira> lol
Bob1971> Fishfingers
* Pagan sniffs them
Tira> Pagan... noemfie is very sensitive... and she craves alot of attention... you sure you wanna touch noemfie hmmm?
Pagan> how bout that
Pagan> yes please
Tira> noemfie... vat hom fluffy!!!
Tira> hehehehe
* Pagan is now known as Fluffy
* Fluffy vat hom
* Pagan touches tira on the noemfie
Tira> lol
Bob1971> Fishfingers
* Pagan sniffs them
Tira> Pagan... noemfie is very sensitive... and she craves alot of attention... you sure you wanna touch noemfie hmmm?
Pagan> how bout that
Pagan> yes please
Tira> noemfie... vat hom fluffy!!!
Tira> hehehehe
* Pagan is now known as Fluffy
* Fluffy vat hom
Motels
* Galadriel laughs at dot
* Dot motels at Galadriel in return
Zooloo> lol
Zooloo> motels...
Galadriel> Wtf is motel?
Zooloo> its like a hotel only cheaper... u pay by the hour :-)
ReadyPagan> I need to find a place that charges by the minute
Cas> lol
ReadyPagan> or else its like 50 min of foreplay
ReadyPagan> :/
Cas> lmao
Cas> cheapskate
Zooloo> lol
Zooloo> and 5 of cuddle time
ReadyPagan> ja
* Dot motels at Galadriel in return
Zooloo> lol
Zooloo> motels...
Galadriel> Wtf is motel?
Zooloo> its like a hotel only cheaper... u pay by the hour :-)
ReadyPagan> I need to find a place that charges by the minute
Cas> lol
ReadyPagan> or else its like 50 min of foreplay
ReadyPagan> :/
Cas> lmao
Cas> cheapskate
Zooloo> lol
Zooloo> and 5 of cuddle time
ReadyPagan> ja
Voicing
* Porter is now away - Reason : smoke
Aphrodite> Porter *cough*
* Pagan sets mode: +v Porter
Pagan> when he comes back he'll have a zillion pvts
Pagan> *she
Pagan> *she'll
Misty23> bwahahhahhhaaa
Aphrodite> Porter *cough*
* Pagan sets mode: +v Porter
Pagan> when he comes back he'll have a zillion pvts
Pagan> *she
Pagan> *she'll
Misty23> bwahahhahhhaaa
Porn
Pagan> I'll send you lesbian porn
Phate> there's no difference between lesbian and gay pr0n
Phate> be it male on male of female on female
Phate> it's still gay
Pagan> I suppose the only difference is the taste
Phate> there's no difference between lesbian and gay pr0n
Phate> be it male on male of female on female
Phate> it's still gay
Pagan> I suppose the only difference is the taste
Being Wierd
* chery_se is bored out of ehr mind
chery_se> *her
Pagan> I'll cyber you chery_se
* Pagan looks around for PP
Pagan> coast is clear
chery_se> lol heya Pagan
Ishtar> chery_se: don't he sucks at it :P
chery_se> lol Ishtar
Pagan> no I dont
Pagan> I'm a master cyberer
Pagan> I copy and paste the good shit
Pagan> (Bob1971) i remember the first time i made love it was dark, cold and i was all by myself
Pagan> (Bob1971) bah wrong window damnit
Pagan> (Bob1971) ignore that
Pagan> like that
Ishtar> pmsl
chery_se> lmao
DukeOnAir> hehehehe
Pagan> i didnt set tahat
Pagan> *say
Pagan> *that
Pagan> *I
Pagan> *didn't
chery_se> hahahahahahah
Pagan> Getting high also impairs judgment, which can lead to risky decision making on issues like sex, criminal activity, or riding with someone who is under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Pagan> i get high all the time but im not getting laid...:(
Pagan> this weed isnt working correctly :/
Ishtar> lol Pagan
Bob1971> LOL
Pagan> i'm going to try natural penis enlargement ok?
Pagan> if it works i'll let you guys know and we can be the channel with the biggest penises on IRC
Pagan> It's some excercise you do with your hand
* chery_se reminds Pagan shes a chick.
Pagan> thats ok chery_se, i have sex like i just got out of prison and about to go back in
Pagan> My biological clock says 12:00 and blinks.
Pagan> so...you keen?
Ishtar> Pagan: I understand that we already are the channel with the biggest Dicks around :P
chery_se> lmao Ishtar
* Pagan puts a condom on his head....if you gonna act like a dick,,,might as well dress like one
chery_se> *her
Pagan> I'll cyber you chery_se
* Pagan looks around for PP
Pagan> coast is clear
chery_se> lol heya Pagan
Ishtar> chery_se: don't he sucks at it :P
chery_se> lol Ishtar
Pagan> no I dont
Pagan> I'm a master cyberer
Pagan> I copy and paste the good shit
Pagan> (Bob1971) i remember the first time i made love it was dark, cold and i was all by myself
Pagan> (Bob1971) bah wrong window damnit
Pagan> (Bob1971) ignore that
Pagan> like that
Ishtar> pmsl
chery_se> lmao
DukeOnAir> hehehehe
Pagan> i didnt set tahat
Pagan> *say
Pagan> *that
Pagan> *I
Pagan> *didn't
chery_se> hahahahahahah
Pagan> Getting high also impairs judgment, which can lead to risky decision making on issues like sex, criminal activity, or riding with someone who is under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Pagan> i get high all the time but im not getting laid...:(
Pagan> this weed isnt working correctly :/
Ishtar> lol Pagan
Bob1971> LOL
Pagan> i'm going to try natural penis enlargement ok?
Pagan> if it works i'll let you guys know and we can be the channel with the biggest penises on IRC
Pagan> It's some excercise you do with your hand
* chery_se reminds Pagan shes a chick.
Pagan> thats ok chery_se, i have sex like i just got out of prison and about to go back in
Pagan> My biological clock says 12:00 and blinks.
Pagan> so...you keen?
Ishtar> Pagan: I understand that we already are the channel with the biggest Dicks around :P
chery_se> lmao Ishtar
* Pagan puts a condom on his head....if you gonna act like a dick,,,might as well dress like one
Typo
* Pagan is now known as Bob1971
Bob1971> ~welcomemessage Having my right hand as a girlfriend is the best relationship I've ever had. It's always up for threesomes, it'll never cheat on me. And best of all, I don't have to talk to it after sex, because I don't know sign language.
* Bob1971 is now known as Pagan
Pagan> oops
Bob1971> ~welcomemessage Having my right hand as a girlfriend is the best relationship I've ever had. It's always up for threesomes, it'll never cheat on me. And best of all, I don't have to talk to it after sex, because I don't know sign language.
* Bob1971 is now known as Pagan
Pagan> oops
"I wanna be an oparater"
lazybone> i wanna be an oparater
Shadow-Cat> lazybone i have set your op status.. i need you to push Alt F4 for me pls..
* lazybone (cgiirc@D46B2A27.D4E54C15.3CDFFCA4.IP) Quit (User Quit: lazybone)
Lazybone then proceeded to join and quit about 8-9 times trying to get it right, which was rather amusing.
Then got 2 more people to do ALT-F4 as well, even though they had witnessed most of it
Shadow-Cat> lazybone i have set your op status.. i need you to push Alt F4 for me pls..
* lazybone (cgiirc@D46B2A27.D4E54C15.3CDFFCA4.IP) Quit (User Quit: lazybone)
Lazybone then proceeded to join and quit about 8-9 times trying to get it right, which was rather amusing.
Then got 2 more people to do ALT-F4 as well, even though they had witnessed most of it
Idiot
JACKSLAMMER> WATS UP PEEPS?
Lilly22> hi Jackslammer..you should probably not use caps..
JACKSLAMMER> WHY NOT CAPS?
Lilly22> it's a rule
Lilly22> and if the ops catch you...they'll kick you out
JACKSLAMMER> HOW DO I CHANGE IT LILLY?
Pagan> wtf
Pagan> eish dude
* Pagan saves that for future laughs
Pagan> press alt
Pagan> and f4
Pagan> it'll do it for u
* JACKSLAMMER (ffffffffff@206F9A1D.2FD246A4.F0686109.IP) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
Lilly22> hi Jackslammer..you should probably not use caps..
JACKSLAMMER> WHY NOT CAPS?
Lilly22> it's a rule
Lilly22> and if the ops catch you...they'll kick you out
JACKSLAMMER> HOW DO I CHANGE IT LILLY?
Pagan> wtf
Pagan> eish dude
* Pagan saves that for future laughs
Pagan> press alt
Pagan> and f4
Pagan> it'll do it for u
* JACKSLAMMER (ffffffffff@206F9A1D.2FD246A4.F0686109.IP) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
Adventures of Bob and Pagan
Bob1971> Im trying to convince MrsBob to get under me,but keep getting told "Vat jou jags lyf en vokof!"
Pagan> lol
Pagan> dude
Pagan> we've been over this before
Pagan> you aint gonna get nookie and irc at the same time
Pagan> choose one
Bob1971> Nah told her Ill narrow down her options from yes/no to "you have no choice" "vasdruk en spyker"
Bob1971> Ill get her in the shower just now *eg*
Pagan> just dont drop the soap
Pagan> you'd never survive in prison dude
Pagan> she told me how many times you drop the soap when you shower together
Pagan> 15 times isnt a "accident"
Pagan> aaaha, here we go
Pagan> try this bob
Pagan> "Sure your ass will hurt, but its better than getting pregnant..."
Pagan> nothing says "I love you" like semi permanant colon damage
Bob1971> MrsBob says hahaha you so funny
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Bob1971> FUCK
Pagan> That's what all the girls say
Pagan> Though, usually, they add "off" at the end.
Pagan> Sometimes it's between "DON'T" and "ING TOUCH ME"
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Pagan> we are not perverts ;P
Bob1971> speak for youself ;)
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* InnocentBob looks at Tandy again,mmmmm,I can see it now,Ponytails and a too small school uniform
* Storm goes to shave her beard
* Pagan pictures it
* InnocentBob offers his shaving services to Storm
Storm> lol
* Pagan offers his penis to storm
Storm> i am so not falling for that
Pagan> again
Storm> lol
InnocentBob> Is that a no then Storm?
Pagan> I didnt see a no
Pagan> so I dont think so
Storm> InnocentBob: i can handle it myself thanks :P
Pagan> bet she's thinking about it
Tandy> Oh that was a definite no
Storm> NO
Storm> NO
Storm> NOOOOOO
Tandy> Once more
Pagan> see tandy, it wasnt a no
Storm> ok?
Tandy> just for effect
Storm> NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Tandy> Ok
Tandy> I saw that
Tandy> InnocentBob
Tandy> Pagan
* InnocentBob looks at Pagan,I'm getting a slight rejection feeling here
Storm> NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Tandy> Confirm that you saw that too please
Pagan> I'm getting a slight erection feeling here
InnocentBob> Saw what?
Storm> freaks
* InnocentBob was kicked by Storm (NO!! (see it now?) :P)
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Jellybean> serial flirts, both of u
Pagan> nah
Pagan> tira is different
Pagan> she my hunni
Pagan> ask her
Jellybean> lol
Bob1971> Me too *kof*
Tira is Pagans hunni
Pagan> bob
Pagan> you only my hunni tuesday/thursday gayday
* Pagan checks calender
Bob1971> LOL poepol
Tira> he he he he he
Pagan> oh thats today
Pagan> ok
Pagan> you my hunni today too bud
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Pagan> dude
Pagan> u get pics from Pu55yCaT yet?
Pagan> I got fokkol
Bob1971> Nah nothing hey
* Bob1971 glares at Pu55yCaT
* Pagan glares at Pu55yCaT
Bob1971> what gives huh??
Pagan> huh huh?
Pagan> thats not how we operate around here
Pu55yCaT> lmfao
Pagan> we'll trade you though
Pu55yCaT> *adjusts wonderbra*
Pagan> send us pics
Pagan> then we send u some
Pagan> so technically you score pagan nudies and midget porn
Pagan> that rocks
Bob1971> LOL
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Bob1971> They short with moerse tits
Pu55yCaT> midgets with mellons *starts new competition*
Bob1971> Maybe I should google that
Bob1971> mmmm
Bob1971> brb
Chills> eish bob
Pu55yCaT> lol
Bob1971> Results 1 - 10 of about 697,000 for midgets with melons. (0.30 seconds)
Pagan> The internet is a beautiful place....
Pagan> Because no matter what kind of twisted freak you are, you've got a friend out there :D
Pagan> You could ask the internet "Find people who have sex with goats on fire."
Pagan> And internet will ask you, "What kind of goats?"
Pu55yCaT> lmao
Bob1971> LOL
River> lol
Chills> lmao
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Chopper> knobby - how u hanging?
Bob1971> SKANK
* Bob1971 sets mode: +v Chopper
Chopper> bastardo :-)
* Pagan sets mode: +v Bob1971
* Pagan sets mode: -o Bob1971
Bob1971> Nice boobs you got there Chopper
Pagan> nice boobs bob
Chopper> lol
Pagan> type /nick boob
Pagan> thats bob with two o's
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Pagan> lol
Pagan> dude
Pagan> we've been over this before
Pagan> you aint gonna get nookie and irc at the same time
Pagan> choose one
Bob1971> Nah told her Ill narrow down her options from yes/no to "you have no choice" "vasdruk en spyker"
Bob1971> Ill get her in the shower just now *eg*
Pagan> just dont drop the soap
Pagan> you'd never survive in prison dude
Pagan> she told me how many times you drop the soap when you shower together
Pagan> 15 times isnt a "accident"
Pagan> aaaha, here we go
Pagan> try this bob
Pagan> "Sure your ass will hurt, but its better than getting pregnant..."
Pagan> nothing says "I love you" like semi permanant colon damage
Bob1971> MrsBob says hahaha you so funny
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Bob1971> FUCK
Pagan> That's what all the girls say
Pagan> Though, usually, they add "off" at the end.
Pagan> Sometimes it's between "DON'T" and "ING TOUCH ME"
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Pagan> we are not perverts ;P
Bob1971> speak for youself ;)
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* InnocentBob looks at Tandy again,mmmmm,I can see it now,Ponytails and a too small school uniform
* Storm goes to shave her beard
* Pagan pictures it
* InnocentBob offers his shaving services to Storm
Storm> lol
* Pagan offers his penis to storm
Storm> i am so not falling for that
Pagan> again
Storm> lol
InnocentBob> Is that a no then Storm?
Pagan> I didnt see a no
Pagan> so I dont think so
Storm> InnocentBob: i can handle it myself thanks :P
Pagan> bet she's thinking about it
Tandy> Oh that was a definite no
Storm> NO
Storm> NO
Storm> NOOOOOO
Tandy> Once more
Pagan> see tandy, it wasnt a no
Storm> ok?
Tandy> just for effect
Storm> NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Tandy> Ok
Tandy> I saw that
Tandy> InnocentBob
Tandy> Pagan
* InnocentBob looks at Pagan,I'm getting a slight rejection feeling here
Storm> NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Tandy> Confirm that you saw that too please
Pagan> I'm getting a slight erection feeling here
InnocentBob> Saw what?
Storm> freaks
* InnocentBob was kicked by Storm (NO!! (see it now?) :P)
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Jellybean> serial flirts, both of u
Pagan> nah
Pagan> tira is different
Pagan> she my hunni
Pagan> ask her
Jellybean> lol
Bob1971> Me too *kof*
Tira is Pagans hunni
Pagan> bob
Pagan> you only my hunni tuesday/thursday gayday
* Pagan checks calender
Bob1971> LOL poepol
Tira> he he he he he
Pagan> oh thats today
Pagan> ok
Pagan> you my hunni today too bud
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Pagan> dude
Pagan> u get pics from Pu55yCaT yet?
Pagan> I got fokkol
Bob1971> Nah nothing hey
* Bob1971 glares at Pu55yCaT
* Pagan glares at Pu55yCaT
Bob1971> what gives huh??
Pagan> huh huh?
Pagan> thats not how we operate around here
Pu55yCaT> lmfao
Pagan> we'll trade you though
Pu55yCaT> *adjusts wonderbra*
Pagan> send us pics
Pagan> then we send u some
Pagan> so technically you score pagan nudies and midget porn
Pagan> that rocks
Bob1971> LOL
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Bob1971> They short with moerse tits
Pu55yCaT> midgets with mellons *starts new competition*
Bob1971> Maybe I should google that
Bob1971> mmmm
Bob1971> brb
Chills> eish bob
Pu55yCaT> lol
Bob1971> Results 1 - 10 of about 697,000 for midgets with melons. (0.30 seconds)
Pagan> The internet is a beautiful place....
Pagan> Because no matter what kind of twisted freak you are, you've got a friend out there :D
Pagan> You could ask the internet "Find people who have sex with goats on fire."
Pagan> And internet will ask you, "What kind of goats?"
Pu55yCaT> lmao
Bob1971> LOL
River> lol
Chills> lmao
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Chopper> knobby - how u hanging?
Bob1971> SKANK
* Bob1971 sets mode: +v Chopper
Chopper> bastardo :-)
* Pagan sets mode: +v Bob1971
* Pagan sets mode: -o Bob1971
Bob1971> Nice boobs you got there Chopper
Pagan> nice boobs bob
Chopper> lol
Pagan> type /nick boob
Pagan> thats bob with two o's
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Another Penis Convo
zoe_zoo> <---------------------slaps Mousie *do i look like a zoo keeper*
* Pagan is now known as THEzooKeeper
THEzooKeeper> **eyebrow waggle
PSD> its all about money
zoe_zoo> lol zoo
* THEzooKeeper is now known as zoo_zoe
zoo_zoe> hehe
Mousie> :/
zoe_zoo> the confusion starts so early
zoo_zoe> *waits
Mousie> u know mousies like it ruff grrr
zoo_zoe> yeah
zoo_zoe> brrrrrrr
jhcapeguy> zoe how did you get that little symbol next to your name?
* zoo_zoe sets mode: +v jhcapeguy
zoo_zoe> like that
* zoo_zoe is now known as Pagan
zoe_zoo> what symbol babes?
jhcapeguy> oh hang on im confused lol
Pagan> hahaha
zoe_zoo> lmao
* Pagan sets mode: -v jhcapeguy
jhcapeguy> it was zoo zoe
zoe_zoo> lol
zoe_zoo> he gave u tits babe
Pagan> hehe, good thing you didnt try and pvt me without asking
Mousie> Oo
jhcapeguy> pagan caught me out
zoe_zoo> lmao
Pagan> hehe yip
Mousie> lies !
Mousie> lol
jhcapeguy> its early
Mousie> oh zoe making the first move
jhcapeguy> thats why pagan was ab;le to trick us
Pagan> tell yourself that
Pagan> tis ok
* Mousie gets popcorn
jhcapeguy> its true my eyes are still blurry
zoe_zoo> no Mousie *slap*
jhcapeguy> plus im from the cape
Pagan> oh
Pagan> thats different then
jhcapeguy> we take longer to surface
jhcapeguy> pagan give me one of those little symbols for 5 minutes please
zoe_zoo> tsk
zoe_zoo> lmao
* Pagan sets mode: +v jhcapeguy
zoe_zoo> u admiring your boobs jhcapeguy?
Mousie> u guna play with urself for 5 ?
Pagan> bet he's touching them
jhcapeguy> i dont see them zoe?
Pagan> I would be
Mousie> lol
jhcapeguy> oh now i see it
* Pagan touches jhcapeguy's boobs
jhcapeguy> nice and firm lol
* Pagan sets mode: +v46DD jhcapeguy
zoe_zoo> lol
jhcapeguy> no pagan i dont want a plus i want a @
jhcapeguy> lol
zoe_zoo> hehehehe
* Mousie blocks zoes virgin eyes
zoe_zoo> virgin my ass
jhcapeguy> zoe a virgin
Mousie> lol
jhcapeguy> sheesh mousie
Pagan> ummm
Pagan> so what you're saying is....
jhcapeguy> jhcapegirlwithfirmboobs
Pagan> you dont want boobs?
Pagan> thats it
Pagan> type /nick jhcapegirlwithfirmboobs
jhcapeguy> noooooooooo
Pagan> cmon
Pagan> will be funny
jhcapeguy> i dont think i can handle wearing bras
zoe_zoo> lol
Pagan> esp if I lock it and you cant change it
jhcapeguy> hang on ill do it for you
jhcapeguy> oh
Pagan> umm
jhcapeguy> no
Pagan> ignore taht
jhcapeguy> that wont be fair
zoe_zoo> lmao
Pagan> oops. wrong window?
jhcapeguy> but you could prolly change it anyway you guys have all the rights
jhcapeguy> what avt giving zoe a umm penis is the corerct word
* Pagan sets mode: -v zoe_zoo
Pagan> *POOF
Mousie> mwah mwah mwah
zoe_zoo> hell no - i like me titts
jhcapeguy> lol
* Pagan sets mode: +v zoe_zoo
zoe_zoo> and miss them now
Pagan> its like being a wierd jesus
zoe_zoo> nawty Pagan
Pagan> "i'm bliiiind"
Pagan> "you can see" *pooof
Mousie> o.o
Pagan> *poof "I'm bliiiind"
Pagan> *giggles
jhcapeguy> damn
Pagan> *poof "you can seeeee"
Pagan> etc
jhcapeguy> and i miss my penis pagan
jhcapeguy> please give me my penis back
Pagan> ok
Pagan> I'll send you a email
jhcapeguy> im gonna have guys privating me all day
Pagan> then you click on the link
Pagan> "penis enlargement"
Pagan> it rocks
jhcapeguy> lol
cindy> hehehehe
* Pagan sets mode: -v jhcapeguy
Pagan> *waits for meds to kick in
jhcapeguy> thank you pagan
Pagan> my pleasure
Mousie> pagan u wana c soething weird
jhcapeguy> ill still click on the link
Pagan> please dont show me your penis
Mousie> ?
zoe_zoo> lol
jhcapeguy> why not pagan?
Pagan> I have one. I know what one looks like
Mousie> lol weirder than that
jhcapeguy> its above average quality
Pagan> mines WAY above average quality
RogerM> lol @ above average quality
Pagan> its a very nice penis
Pagan> oh
Pagan> you dont mean that
Pagan> nvm
Pagan> bet you're all thinking about it now
RogerM> Pagan do u have a name for him
Pagan> yes actually
Pagan> Mr dick
RogerM> Pagan u should call it "words" and then u can put words in someones mouth :p
Pagan> movie houses are now selling popcorn in new sizes. small, medium, large, superlarge, and my dick
Doggoneugly> bwahahahahahahahaahaa
* Pagan flashes zoe_zoo
* Pagan looks around
Pagan> did my penis kill the convo again?
Pagan> eish
Pagan> ok, I wont talk about it any more :/
* Pagan pokes zoe_zoo
Pagan> oi
zoe_zoo> mwha
Pagan> lol. is that all you can say
zoe_zoo> flash more
Pagan> its like I'm running a monologue here
RogerM> we are not worthy :p
zoe_zoo> well bring it here and ill say more
Pagan> its not irc, its multiplayer notepad :/
Doggoneugly> erm Pagan it would be worse if u gave ur penus a name
Pagan> it has a name
Pagan> mr dick
zoe_zoo> lol
zoe_zoo> original
Doggoneugly> mr dick would like to know if he can enter miss fanny
PSD> when you get an erection there stands"Superman"
* TheRock (WWE@Atrum-2C74570D.nngy.isadsl.co.za) has joined #naughtychat
* bitchbot sets mode: +o TheRock
Pagan> I dont get morning glories. mine are like morning miracles
Pagan> morning rock
zoe_zoo> lo TheRock
Doggoneugly> lo TheRock
zoe_zoo> hiya Doggoneugly
TheRock> hey guys and gals
Pagan> pull in bud. we talking about my penis apparently
Pagan> save me
TheRock> lol no tanks
* Pagan is now known as THEzooKeeper
THEzooKeeper> **eyebrow waggle
PSD> its all about money
zoe_zoo> lol zoo
* THEzooKeeper is now known as zoo_zoe
zoo_zoe> hehe
Mousie> :/
zoe_zoo> the confusion starts so early
zoo_zoe> *waits
Mousie> u know mousies like it ruff grrr
zoo_zoe> yeah
zoo_zoe> brrrrrrr
jhcapeguy> zoe how did you get that little symbol next to your name?
* zoo_zoe sets mode: +v jhcapeguy
zoo_zoe> like that
* zoo_zoe is now known as Pagan
zoe_zoo> what symbol babes?
jhcapeguy> oh hang on im confused lol
Pagan> hahaha
zoe_zoo> lmao
* Pagan sets mode: -v jhcapeguy
jhcapeguy> it was zoo zoe
zoe_zoo> lol
zoe_zoo> he gave u tits babe
Pagan> hehe, good thing you didnt try and pvt me without asking
Mousie> Oo
jhcapeguy> pagan caught me out
zoe_zoo> lmao
Pagan> hehe yip
Mousie> lies !
Mousie> lol
jhcapeguy> its early
Mousie> oh zoe making the first move
jhcapeguy> thats why pagan was ab;le to trick us
Pagan> tell yourself that
Pagan> tis ok
* Mousie gets popcorn
jhcapeguy> its true my eyes are still blurry
zoe_zoo> no Mousie *slap*
jhcapeguy> plus im from the cape
Pagan> oh
Pagan> thats different then
jhcapeguy> we take longer to surface
jhcapeguy> pagan give me one of those little symbols for 5 minutes please
zoe_zoo> tsk
zoe_zoo> lmao
* Pagan sets mode: +v jhcapeguy
zoe_zoo> u admiring your boobs jhcapeguy?
Mousie> u guna play with urself for 5 ?
Pagan> bet he's touching them
jhcapeguy> i dont see them zoe?
Pagan> I would be
Mousie> lol
jhcapeguy> oh now i see it
* Pagan touches jhcapeguy's boobs
jhcapeguy> nice and firm lol
* Pagan sets mode: +v46DD jhcapeguy
zoe_zoo> lol
jhcapeguy> no pagan i dont want a plus i want a @
jhcapeguy> lol
zoe_zoo> hehehehe
* Mousie blocks zoes virgin eyes
zoe_zoo> virgin my ass
jhcapeguy> zoe a virgin
Mousie> lol
jhcapeguy> sheesh mousie
Pagan> ummm
Pagan> so what you're saying is....
jhcapeguy> jhcapegirlwithfirmboobs
Pagan> you dont want boobs?
Pagan> thats it
Pagan> type /nick jhcapegirlwithfirmboobs
jhcapeguy> noooooooooo
Pagan> cmon
Pagan> will be funny
jhcapeguy> i dont think i can handle wearing bras
zoe_zoo> lol
Pagan> esp if I lock it and you cant change it
jhcapeguy> hang on ill do it for you
jhcapeguy> oh
Pagan> umm
jhcapeguy> no
Pagan> ignore taht
jhcapeguy> that wont be fair
zoe_zoo> lmao
Pagan> oops. wrong window?
jhcapeguy> but you could prolly change it anyway you guys have all the rights
jhcapeguy> what avt giving zoe a umm penis is the corerct word
* Pagan sets mode: -v zoe_zoo
Pagan> *POOF
Mousie> mwah mwah mwah
zoe_zoo> hell no - i like me titts
jhcapeguy> lol
* Pagan sets mode: +v zoe_zoo
zoe_zoo> and miss them now
Pagan> its like being a wierd jesus
zoe_zoo> nawty Pagan
Pagan> "i'm bliiiind"
Pagan> "you can see" *pooof
Mousie> o.o
Pagan> *poof "I'm bliiiind"
Pagan> *giggles
jhcapeguy> damn
Pagan> *poof "you can seeeee"
Pagan> etc
jhcapeguy> and i miss my penis pagan
jhcapeguy> please give me my penis back
Pagan> ok
Pagan> I'll send you a email
jhcapeguy> im gonna have guys privating me all day
Pagan> then you click on the link
Pagan> "penis enlargement"
Pagan> it rocks
jhcapeguy> lol
cindy> hehehehe
* Pagan sets mode: -v jhcapeguy
Pagan> *waits for meds to kick in
jhcapeguy> thank you pagan
Pagan> my pleasure
Mousie> pagan u wana c soething weird
jhcapeguy> ill still click on the link
Pagan> please dont show me your penis
Mousie> ?
zoe_zoo> lol
jhcapeguy> why not pagan?
Pagan> I have one. I know what one looks like
Mousie> lol weirder than that
jhcapeguy> its above average quality
Pagan> mines WAY above average quality
RogerM> lol @ above average quality
Pagan> its a very nice penis
Pagan> oh
Pagan> you dont mean that
Pagan> nvm
Pagan> bet you're all thinking about it now
RogerM> Pagan do u have a name for him
Pagan> yes actually
Pagan> Mr dick
RogerM> Pagan u should call it "words" and then u can put words in someones mouth :p
Pagan> movie houses are now selling popcorn in new sizes. small, medium, large, superlarge, and my dick
Doggoneugly> bwahahahahahahahaahaa
* Pagan flashes zoe_zoo
* Pagan looks around
Pagan> did my penis kill the convo again?
Pagan> eish
Pagan> ok, I wont talk about it any more :/
* Pagan pokes zoe_zoo
Pagan> oi
zoe_zoo> mwha
Pagan> lol. is that all you can say
zoe_zoo> flash more
Pagan> its like I'm running a monologue here
RogerM> we are not worthy :p
zoe_zoo> well bring it here and ill say more
Pagan> its not irc, its multiplayer notepad :/
Doggoneugly> erm Pagan it would be worse if u gave ur penus a name
Pagan> it has a name
Pagan> mr dick
zoe_zoo> lol
zoe_zoo> original
Doggoneugly> mr dick would like to know if he can enter miss fanny
PSD> when you get an erection there stands"Superman"
* TheRock (WWE@Atrum-2C74570D.nngy.isadsl.co.za) has joined #naughtychat
* bitchbot sets mode: +o TheRock
Pagan> I dont get morning glories. mine are like morning miracles
Pagan> morning rock
zoe_zoo> lo TheRock
Doggoneugly> lo TheRock
zoe_zoo> hiya Doggoneugly
TheRock> hey guys and gals
Pagan> pull in bud. we talking about my penis apparently
Pagan> save me
TheRock> lol no tanks
Horse
Horse> Which girls r wearin sexy underwear
Wickedwoman> horse do u have a death wish dude
Pagan> me
easynotcheap> not me
Horse> Why
Pagan> this gstring pretty sexy I think
Wickedwoman> Pagan u do look so stunning in your Victoria's secret
Pagan> I do usually
Horse> Pagan whatr u wearin
Pagan> well, underneath all this work stuff I got on lacy black underwear
Horse> G-string ?
Pagan> of course
Pagan> only way to go
Horse> How do we chat privately
Pagan> we dont need to yet
Pagan> you wanna see, dont you?
Horse> Yes
Pagan> hmmm, well if you're lucky I might send you a pic
Wickedwoman> Pagan hunni are u wearing the one with the red bows u had on last time we were together
Horse> Just tell me how coz i dont now im new
Pagan> but, only on one condition
Horse> ok
Pagan> do you have a big penis?
Wickedwoman> ooohhhhhh
Wickedwoman> we can have a 3sum maybe
Wickedwoman> Horse u into that
Horse> Why the name HORSE ?
Pagan> aaah cool. so you do
Pagan> awesome
TypeR> Pagan i think hs nick says it all
Pagan> me 2
Pagan> wanna see it?
Horse> Ofcourse
Pagan> cool. so you're also gay?
Pagan> do you have a cam?
Pagan> I do
Wickedwoman> so do ihorse
Horse> Wickedwoman i like woman
Pagan> I do too sometimes
Horse> Is pagan gay no offense im just into woman
Pagan> no, I'm not gay
Pagan> I just like seeing people fuck
Pagan> even if they're guys
Wickedwoman> horse do u have a death wish dude
Pagan> me
easynotcheap> not me
Horse> Why
Pagan> this gstring pretty sexy I think
Wickedwoman> Pagan u do look so stunning in your Victoria's secret
Pagan> I do usually
Horse> Pagan whatr u wearin
Pagan> well, underneath all this work stuff I got on lacy black underwear
Horse> G-string ?
Pagan> of course
Pagan> only way to go
Horse> How do we chat privately
Pagan> we dont need to yet
Pagan> you wanna see, dont you?
Horse> Yes
Pagan> hmmm, well if you're lucky I might send you a pic
Wickedwoman> Pagan hunni are u wearing the one with the red bows u had on last time we were together
Horse> Just tell me how coz i dont now im new
Pagan> but, only on one condition
Horse> ok
Pagan> do you have a big penis?
Wickedwoman> ooohhhhhh
Wickedwoman> we can have a 3sum maybe
Wickedwoman> Horse u into that
Horse> Why the name HORSE ?
Pagan> aaah cool. so you do
Pagan> awesome
TypeR> Pagan i think hs nick says it all
Pagan> me 2
Pagan> wanna see it?
Horse> Ofcourse
Pagan> cool. so you're also gay?
Pagan> do you have a cam?
Pagan> I do
Wickedwoman> so do ihorse
Horse> Wickedwoman i like woman
Pagan> I do too sometimes
Horse> Is pagan gay no offense im just into woman
Pagan> no, I'm not gay
Pagan> I just like seeing people fuck
Pagan> even if they're guys
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