Funnier Than a 25yo virgin

Funnier Than a 25yo virgin
that still lives with his mother

WARNING WARNING WARNING

Lots of rudeness, crudeness, and not nice words below

Friday, December 18, 2009

Twilight

Pagan> lol only cool thing about vampire lovers
Pagan> takes a brave man to surf the red sea
food> without tomato sauce i hope
Pagan> but a braver one to drink from it
Redhead> bleh!
Pagan> vampire dude will think its his birthday
Pagan> once a month
Pagan> booya
* Redhead gags Pagan
Xray-GirL> ok thats just disgusting
Pagan> ta :)

Friday, December 4, 2009

wtf man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <- 31 exclamation marks

Loki> kinny .... im getting shit from Incogfuckhead in pvt .... wth ?
kinny> how should i know ?
kinny> ask him
Loki> i did ...
Loki> its not my duty to deal with this shit ffs
kinny> Loki erm
kinny> what is your duty then ?
Loki> wtf man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loki> wtf man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:00] * Loki (Loki@g0d.oF.MischieF.cha0s.and.DestrucTion) Quit (Quit: Loki)
Pagan> lololol
Pagan> HAHAHAHAHAHA
HeRmiA> boy... someone got their periods
* Pagan lols
Pagan> BLOG!
Pagan> yay

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Tarzan

Token_black_guy> 25... birthday's on Saturday, then I'll almost be in my late twenties :'(
Gorge> token_black_guy :)
Narsilion> Tbg that aint old arse
Pagan> he needs comfort sex Gorge
SaltySeaDog> halfway to 50 ey token_black_guy
Gorge> why comfort sex Pagan, and why aint u shagging him with ur huge penis?
Pagan> cause he'd probably scream like a girl
Pagan> thats no fine
Pagan> fun
Narsilion> Lol.
token_black_guy> But screaming like a man, would be?
Pagan> hard to scream like a man with a penis in your bum
Pagan> beat your chest and do tarzan?
token_black_guy> You sound sure of this, Pagan/
Pagan> ahhhhhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahhhhh
token_black_guy> Too sure.
Pagan> ^--NEVER gonna be the same again
Narsilion> Rofl
Pagan> i ruined tarzan for everyone
Pagan> lolz
token_black_guy> You have actually Pagan.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Assvader

Redhead> i'm the one with tits in our relationship
Redhead> plus i'm the bitchy one too
* Thorn waves
Thorn> buh bye
* Spartacus wonders why you botehr explaining this
* Kin3tiK takes 5 steps back and grinZ
LeeAmber> Any proof Red lol
Pagan> lol baby
Pagan> thats true
Pagan> i'm the nice one
Redhead> so no i would not like to continue this convo with u
* Kin3tiK is now known as Luke_Skywalker
Anakin> Thanks for informing me, red
* Luke_Skywalker pulls out his trusty Lightsaber
* Pagan is now known as Girth_Vader
Anakin> not ASS vader?
* Girth_Vader is now known as Ass_Vader
* Ass_Vader assvades Anakin
Ass_Vader> who'se your daddy?
* Ass_Vader is now known as Pagan
LeeAmber> hahahahahaha lmfao @ Vader
* Anakin was kicked by Luke_Skywalker (May the force be with everyone who crosses your path .. just dont annoy our chatters)
Luke_Skywalker> oh
Luke_Skywalker> dere it is
Thorn> yes
Thorn> I like it!!