Funnier Than a 25yo virgin

Funnier Than a 25yo virgin
that still lives with his mother

WARNING WARNING WARNING

Lots of rudeness, crudeness, and not nice words below

Friday, June 12, 2009

Castration

sirducer> bielie arrive in my priv again uninvited and ill castrate u ok u twit
Pagan> lolol
bielie> no problem that soud kinkie
Pagan> yes
jasmine> lmao
Pagan> castration is VERY kinky
Pagan> u must try it

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

For the durban ou's(cause not many other peeps would catch the joke)

jasmine> tell me
Pagan> lol, first I gotta know....u have any gold teeth?
jasmine> eish... how can u ask me that
Pagan> just need to know first
jasmine> ----> JHB hindian ok
Pagan> so
jasmine> no gold teef
Pagan> phew
Pagan> cause like I was thinking wtf is it about gold teeth
jasmine> lmao
Pagan> then I clicked on...face bling
asmine> hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha!
Pagan> cause they all dig it right
jasmine> Pagan u crack me up i swear
Pagan> funny how they all gotta look the same
Pagan> like a indian ready mould
Pagan> or reddy mould in this case
Pagan> actually, there was a thought that set that off this morning
jasmine> lol
Pagan> was thinking about a lil charou kid with lank bad gaps in his teeth
Pagan> and the dad all proud like
jasmine> lmao
Pagan> "so much of bling we can put in his mouth, right?"
Pagan> we gonna change your name bobby
Pagan> now your name is bling
Pagan> bling chetty
jasmine> stop i'm choking over here hahaaaaaaha