LipBalm

CrazyLittleFukka> Vagina flavoured lip balm??? wtf??
CrazyLittleFukka> Where can I get some????
Pagan> you can make your own crazy
Pagan> just mix some fishpaste into lipice
Pagan> sorted
randomchick> bwahahahahahahaha
CrazyLittleFukka> ROFL
CrazyLittleFukka> bwaaahahahahahaha

Evolution

Pagan> not many people can even do that
BrutalFruitM> u havent evolved Pagan
BrutalFruitM> u still a monkey
Pagan> nah, I can use my penis like a 3rd arm
Pagan> reach and grab kinda thing
irishrose> hahaha pagan
Pagan> how u think I play playstation AND drink
BrutalFruitM> dude thats fucking scary

Midgets

Pagan> you know what I wanna see
Pagan> midgets have normal sized tackle right
Pagan> so you take a midget
BrutalFruitM> no idea
BrutalFruitM> wtf u even thinking about that
Pagan> and put him in a wendy house type thing and film some porn
Gorge> for their sake i hope they have
Pagan> will look like a normal sized ou with a 3 foot cock
BrutalFruitM> lmfao
Gorge> ahahahahha WTF
Pagan> thats gotta rock
Gorge> lololol
BrutalFruitM> hahahahahaha
Gorge> fckn sick puppy
Zee> LOL

Semantics

Flutters> a woman's best friend is a gay guy they will never let u down
elena> true Flutters, and they will always give u an honest opinion about an outfit :)
Flutters> exactly elena u damn right gal
Pagan> lol
Pagan> "does this outfit make my bum look big?"
Pagan> "no. your ass makes your bum look big"
IndianGaL_cpT> lol
InDiGo_BaBe> lollllll Pagan
Flutters> bwhahaha Pagan
Hannah> lol
IndianGaL_cpT> lol
Pagan> lol funny how lil slips of the tongue can cause shit sometimes hey
Pagan> like once I MEANT to tune my ex "pass me the salt please"
Pagan> instead I said "You ruined my life you bitch"
Pagan> oops
launch> lol!!
Hannah> haha
randomchick> noooo Pagan
InDiGo_BaBe> bwahahahahha

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Sinful_Allure> do you think im fat?
Pagan> nah
Pagan> juuuust nice ;)
Sinful_Allure> thanks baby
* Sinful_Allure shows StickyPaws the middle fingers
* Pagan licks it
Pagan> w00t
Pagan> scoooooooore
Sinful_Allure> lol
StickyPaws> licks or likes?? dork??
Sinful_Allure> WOOOOSH!
Pagan> licks
Pagan> I KNOW where its been
Pagan> ha!
StickyPaws> siff
Sinful_Allure> ^5 Pagan!!!!!!!
Pagan> ^5

Kellogs Special K

CrazyLittleFukka> When a woman hits her early 30's....that's my opinion....I reckon that's their sexual prime
Pagan> agreed hey
CrazyLittleFukka> And besides...more women in their 30's want to try anal
CrazyLittleFukka> When they're in their 20's all they can think of is "Sies man"......that's dirty
CrazyLittleFukka> 5 years later they have an asshole like a bucket
CrazyLittleFukka> Bwaaahahahahaha
Pagan> actually I had that thought the other day
Pagan> u see those kellogs ads
Pagan> why bother with fibre
CrazyLittleFukka> The Special K ones....drop a dress size?
Pagan> anal will help you shit like a machine
CrazyLittleFukka> Bwaaahahahaha....so true
Indifferent> Ha ha ha
Pagan> yeah., " since I started this new breakfast I shit so lekker *big smile'
CrazyLittleFukka> Bwaaaaahahahahahahah

:)

* Miss_Behave hands Pagan the blowup doll and a dildo
Miss_Behave> have fun
* Pagan writes "Miss_Behave" on its forehead in permanent marker
* Pagan has fun

Tennis anyone?

Bob1971> How you bud?
Pagan> I'm rather groovy
Pagan> hows u
Bob1971> Bleh
Raptor> blah!
Pagan> why
Bob1971> I got this sinus shit again
* Pagan gets a tennis raquet
Pagan> this might hurt
Pagan> you've hurt the expression 'smack the snot out of you'
Pagan> its a old tennis term
Indifferent> Lol!
ShadowCaster> bwhahahaha omw
randomchick> lmao

Guitar Hero

Pagan> I just remembered, I gotta tell this story. omg I laughed this morning
Pagan> so the other night I snapped my E string, right
Pagan> and I know the one chicky here lives close to the music shop where I wanted to get strings, but its a mission for me to get there on time
Pagan> so I asked her to pop in yesterday after work and get it for me
Pagan> so picture the scene
Pagan> a lekker music shop, all the ou's that work there are serious rockers/metalheads
Pagan> guy working the front is bigger than me, fkn huge, with tattoos and a long goatee
Pagan> and this rather large indian woman walks in and asks him for "growling dogs bass guitar strings"
Pagan> apparently the look on his face was priceless
Pagan> AND she got a discount