Funnier Than a 25yo virgin

Funnier Than a 25yo virgin
that still lives with his mother

WARNING WARNING WARNING

Lots of rudeness, crudeness, and not nice words below

Friday, November 14, 2008

Tooooooooooo much weed

sleepy1> pagan i smoke lots too..but weed is fucked up it makes a person stupid
Pagan> no
Pagan> being stupid makes u stupid
Pagan> dont blame the tools

Monday, November 10, 2008

loose?

Focus-ntfc> i heard that women that say the 'size matters' are all a lil bit big and 'loose' down there -------> .... thats what I heard ... no idea if its true
Maddie> lol Focus-ntfc
Pagan> thats bullshit focus
Pagan> chicks that are a lil loose down there dont exist
Pagan> but small dick's do
EvilGenius> lolol
Widget> lololol
EvilGenius> hehe
killer> hahahahaha

Friday, November 7, 2008

Random Wierdness

Dark_Angel> Pagan stop it
Pagan> lol I bet u already lekker red
Dark_Angel> im blushing enough already
Pagan> hahahaha
Pagan> wanna make it worsE?
Pagan> cause I cna
Pagan> can]
Pagan> sigh
* Pagan types two hands
Dark_Angel> bwahahaha
* Dark_Angel slaps pagan and killer
* Pagan touches her noemfie
Pagan> *rubs it appreciatively......"Aaaaaah missed you lil guy"
killer> hahahaha
StarrGazer> lol
Dark_Angel> omg!!!
Pagan> was it good for u too?
* Dark_Angel crawls in a hole and dies
Pagan> NICE!
* Pagan digs her up and has sex with her body
Pagan> no more reading the hotbitchuaries for me
Pagan> w00t
Gorge> omf
Gorge> nechrophelia
Gorge> ;/
StarrGazer> omw
* Dark_Angel dies again
* Pagan hard again
Dark_Angel> bob1971 mwah make pagan stop :(
Pagan> lol. actually I am restraining myself
Pagan> notice I never wrote obama on your forehead and assfucked you
Pagan> cause I'm in a good mood and all
killer> hahahaha
killer> hahahaha
Gorge> ahhaahahah Pagan

Thursday, November 6, 2008

I'm busy

* Dark_Angel lixors pagan
Pagan> lol I'm busy
Pagan> demmit
Dark_Angel> your point?
DiVa> O_O
* Dark_Angel lixors pagan some more
Dark_Angel> no diva not THAT point
Dark_Angel> Tsk
Pagan> how bout less talking and more being under my desk
* DiVa wonders if Pagan has his periods ? lmao
Pagan> and letting me work in peace
Pagan> lol DiVa. I'm always moody
DiVa> no ur not
Dark_Angel> bwahahahahahaha
Pagan> pretty much

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

More kickball

* bitchbot eyes Widget....kickball anyone?
Widget> nay!!!
Widget> *does not want to play kickball!*
Pagan> lol
Pagan> thats cause u kick like a girl
Widget> pagan...i'm restricted!! wait until i got &*&^%$#@$% in front of my name and i'll kick your girly pills into the stratosphere :D
* bitchbot sets mode: +o Widget
Widget> !kick Pagan Is this right?
Pagan> !kick Widget no
* Widget was kicked by bitchbot (no (Pagan))
* Widget (rockoff@F5CB1967.FD7A1E3F.99B4AEA0.IP) has joined #naughtychat
Vixen> BWahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Pagan> hahahaha
Widget> beeeaaatch!!
Vixen> now that was funni
Pagan> yeah
Kornfreak> lol

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

boots?

bulletproofbikini> ha!
bulletproofbikini> Pagan polish my boots
Cimarron> lol
bulletproofbikini> please *wink wink*
Pagan> boots?
Pagan> or was that a typo for clit?
Pagan> the keys are close to each other

lol @ doos

* Bob1971 has joined #hottub
HotBot> Bob is 5'3, 198 pounds, ugly, balding, highly skilled programmer. All my shirts are yellow with cumstains. I am seeking a tall, gorgeous, stunningly hot babe in her early 20s with an amazing rack and thick luxurious blond hair. /pvt me (Bob1971)
Jade> Good luck with that lol
NotPagan> lol bob. bet u still cant change yours either
Bob1971> LOL
Bob1971> We still banned or what?
NotPagan> I am
NotPagan> think it was my /nick likeIgiveAfuck thing at duce
NotPagan> dont think he liked that
NotPagan> was funny though
Bob1971> LOL
Bob1971> Might be hey,that happens when you look for shit with the boss
NotPagan> lol bob. u know me. when do I EVER give a fuck?
Bob1971> Ja true
Bob1971> Oh ja when there's beer involved and hot women
NotPagan> um
NotPagan> beer anyway
Bob1971> Ja
NotPagan> u can have the chicks. I'll have the beer
Bob1971> LOL
Bob1971> Nah less shit with beer,so will stick to that hey
NotPagan> thats my motto
Bob1971> Mine too kinda,but then get lank shit for drinking beer,lol
NotPagan> lol well I live alone
NotPagan> so ja
NotPagan> one beer in each hand....NO problem
Bob1971> Doos!
NotPagan> finished beers lying around... NO problem
Bob1971> Hahahaha
NotPagan> beers lined up waiting to be drunk....NO Problem
NotPagan> tis lekker
Closing Link: NotPagan duce Local kill by duce (This also happens when you keep hammering on old shit thats not going to change because you couldn't behave yourself. ;)))

Monday, November 3, 2008

I love kickball

Pagan> wanna play some kickball Widget?
Widget> err...that your version of "kick Widget in the nuts?"
Pagan> nah
Pagan> its lot of fun
Widget> ok...explain
Pagan> !kick Widget Pagan :1 - Widget :0
* Widget was kicked by bitchbot (Pagan :1 - Widget :0 (Pagan))
* Widget (rockoff@1E74D4E6.FE858631.78A65886.IP) has joined #naughtychat
Pagan> wb
Pagan> now its your turn
Widget> fokken chop :D

Evil

* Gixxer thinks all females are evil...
Pagan> lol Gixxer. I think you're right
Gixxer> yeah Pagan. they all are
Munchkin> Pagan
Munchkin> Dont make me hurt you
Pagan> sorry
Pagan> but its true
Pagan> you know my feelings on the subject
Munchkin> Gixxer or you
Pagan> i have this spawn of the devil theory
Gixxer> cool
[Pagan> anything that bleeds that much that often and doesnt die MUST be evil
Lilith> O.o
Lilith> *smacks*
* Pagan hides his soul
* AngelMouse smax Pagan

Chewey!

bulletproofbikini> chewey!?
Pagan> lol u heard the rumours
bulletproofbikini> lol
Jellybean> uh huh
Jellybean> wait
bulletproofbikini> lol
Jellybean> im distracted
Miss_Behave> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Jellybean> not saying another word
Miss_Behave> you're talking bout niknaks right?
Pagan> no Miss_Behave
* bulletproofbikini thinks Jellybean is thinking before saynig things cause she likes putting her foot innit
Pagan> chewey!? <-that part
Pagan> <--high sperm count
* bulletproofbikini shudders
jam> Rofl
* Miss_Behave pulls a face
jam> Rofl