Tracker

AlexIsOnFire> I cant unlonck with key,alarm will go off and tracker will come shoot me faktap with their ketties
Pagan> lol. I like that hey
Pagan> in the US they call swat team....40 ou's with hectic weaponary
Pagan> here we get flippie from squad 6
Pagan> howzit ou's *bang cheers ou's
Pagan> and he fucks off

Lesbians

* Liza (CHAT27coza@F1F01D14.9BFC63D6.EEB8ECC4.IP) has joined #naughtychat
Liza> lesbians private me
Pagan> I wish they'd pvt me :/

Romanticism

* bj08 looks into her eyes, gives her a soft kiss on the neck and whispers to her how much he loves her gorgeous blue eyes, how they hypnotize him when he looks into them
* bj08 wonders how a woman can be so perfect, everytime he sees Naughtybabe she is so sexy, everything in place, every curve laid out just right
bananagirl> omg
bananagirl> HAHAHAH
lovesickg> eeesh
bananagirl> mills and boons comes to mind
* Naughtybabe (cgiirc@772D5E8E.B51C9941.6DCA007D.IP) Quit (User Quit: CGI:IRC)
bananagirl> hahahahahahahahahaha
* CrazyLittleFukka thinks bj08 should maybe find hisself a room at Weskoppies
* bj08 runs his hands thru her soft hair and looks into her eyes and wonders why God put so much into one woman
bananagirl> erm bj08.. she run outta here like the wind
bananagirl> she left
bananagirl> LMFOA
CrazyLittleFukka> Gone with the.... @ bananagirl?
bananagirl> *cracks up*
* CrazyLittleFukka rolls off his bar stool with laughter
bananagirl> he so busy focusing on .. um.. he never noticed
Shadow-Cat> we have a romantic chatter
bananagirl> haahhahhahahahaaahha
Pagan> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Naught Waxing

dinzdale> InDiGo_BaBe: don't you find men who wax a bit hmm
dinzdale> how to say
dinzdale> faggoty?
InDiGo_BaBe> you get men that dont NEED to wax dinzdale
Pagan> haha true IG
InDiGo_BaBe> not all men are hairy apes
dinzdale> InDiGo_BaBe: o ok, thought you were talking about scrotal sac etc!
Pagan> noooit dinzdale
Pagan> no whats worse that that
Pagan> naught waxing
Pagan> ie: poephol waxing
InDiGo_BaBe> eish Pagan
Pagan> wtf would any woman wanna do that :/
Altie> Pagan lmga
Pagan> seriously
Pagan> think it was paris that said she gets her poephol waxed
Pagan> like omg
Pagan> can u imagine it
InDiGo_BaBe> vok noooooo Pagan
Pagan> can u imagine that as a job. naught waxer
InDiGo_BaBe> pmsl
* Pagan puts on official naught waxing safety gear
dinzdale> gross
InDiGo_BaBe> Pagan jeeez

Car Talk

Ariadne> what's this ... Car Chat ?
Pagan> yes
Pagan> shh
Pagan> I'm masturbating
PastoriePiesang> on what Pagan?
Pagan> turbo
Pagan> turbo
Pagan> turbo
* Pagan cums
PastoriePiesang> lmao

Cheese

Dotz> Sinfull.. hmmm there is place under my desk for 2 ...
Sinful> Dotz if i were into men maybe. But no thanks
Dotz> LOL @ Sinful
Dotz> hahahah
Dotz> are u male
Sinful> I'd rather eat my own toe nails
Sinful> Girl
Dotz> Sinfull was feeling sheepish there for a few seconds..
Sinful> Lol. Good thing i'm a girl then
Dotz> Sinful i am a carpet licker..oops menat lesbian stuck in a mans body.. born again lesbian
Sinful> Most strait men say that
Dotz> Sinfull and the others dotn liek the smell of fish ?? *ducks*
PrimeEvil> lol
Sinful> If it smells like fish clearly you with the wrong girl
Pagan> lolololol
Dotz> Sinfull or she needs to douche
Sinful> Smell it before you eat it. Or, she must wipe her ass the other way.
Dotz> Sinfull me is animal .. smells dont scare me
ClassicLADY> Sis Dotz!
Dotz> Classic. what am beign honest
ClassicLADY> U'll get gems
Sinful> Ok then. If smell don't put you off. Make sure you don't chew what she leaves in your mouth
ClassicLADY> Germs
Dotz> Sinfull .. LOL ... ok so i shoudl spit then ??
Sinful> I would suggest so.
Dotz> But seriously .. after a hot humid day.. it does get a bit ripe.. even if u are the cleanest chick on the planet
Strawbs> omf
Strawbs> i think im gonna be sick
ClassicLADY> Lmao
Dotz> am serious.. awwww come on gals.. dont act liek u arent aware of it
Sinful> Thanks for that.
Strawbs> fok i just had breakfast
Pagan> lol. now I got this cheese sandwich imagery in my head
Pagan> but more the sound it makes than the image
Pagan> that SHLURP sound
Sinful> Pagan! yuk man
Dotz> liek
Dotz> Pagan .. are u gonna back me on this .. or do u liek ur gonads??
Dotz> like
Sinful> Yuk
Pagan> I was backing u up dotz
Pagan> was agreeing
Dotz> agan .. my brother from another mother
* Strawbs minimizes chat
Pagan> nothing worse than a vagina that looks like a cheese snackwidge
Pagan> and smells like a fishpaste one
Pagan> :D
Dotz> Pagan ..actually there is somethign worse.. its NO vagina
Pagan> nah
* Pagan got two hands
Pagan> thats like two seperate partners
Pagan> could pick and choose

Bots take drugs when we not around....I finally have the proof

bain> tweak: :)
tweak> wanna get nekkid bain <----Bot
anna> tweak: Mmmm......... <----Bot
tweak> anna: what?
anna> tweak: No problem.
tweak> anna: sorry...
anna> tweak: Huh....Really?
tweak> i don't know, anna
anna> tweak: Me neither.
tweak> anna: excuse me?
anna> tweak: You're excused.
tweak> anna: i'm not following you...
anna> tweak: Oh....youre not?
tweak> anna: bugger all, i dunno
anna> tweak: Umm......Do you like the climate in Atlanta?
tweak> anna: wish i knew
anna> tweak: Huh.......Interesting.......
tweak> anna: excuse me?
anna> tweak: You're excused.
tweak> anna: huh?
anna> tweak: What?
tweak> anna: no idea
anna> tweak: ....I guess its your decision.Ummm......What were we talking about again?
tweak> anna: no idea
anna> tweak: ...Really? Why not?Huh....Really?
tweak> anna: i don't know
anna> tweak: Me neither.
tweak> anna: sorry...
anna> tweak: Oh, you are a poet.
tweak> ...but tweak is a snack...
Pagan> hahaha
Pagan> omw these dof bots
Pagan> lol

Freaks

HAHAHAHAHA Way to go Gman


ToyBoy4You> HI, wanna cyber ?
ivy> your age?
ToyBoy4You> 28, yours ?
ivy> 25
ivy> nationality?
ToyBoy4You> I'm white
ToyBoy4You> but it doesn'y matter hwat you are
ToyBoy4You> wanna cyber ?
ivy> umm naa
ToyBoy4You> You sure ?
ToyBoy4You> I can be very creative ?
ivy> im sure dude
ToyBoy4You> You like vegtables ?
ivy> ooh how creative?
ivy> vegetables
ToyBoy4You> Yes
ivy> umm if that includes you sticking food up me-- no thanks
ToyBoy4You> I pull out my carrot and slide it into your wet cabbage
ivy> bye dude
ToyBoy4You> Maybe i'll start off by playing with your hair
ivy> hahahah
ToyBoy4You> And putting some vinigar in there, maybe some turnips


Some time later.

Goodlooking^guy> Hi nice nickname
Goodlooking^guy> You here ?
ivy> hey
ivy> thanks
Goodlooking^guy> How you been ?
ivy> had to change my other one
ivy> too many guys wanting shit
Goodlooking^guy> WHat was it ?
ivy> not telling?
ivy> luscious
Goodlooking^guy> Oh thats ok
Goodlooking^guy> AH i see
Goodlooking^guy> It sems many would like that nick
ivy> yup
Goodlooking^guy> You muct be carefull
ivy> i know
ivy> age?
Goodlooking^guy> Lots of pervs on this site
Goodlooking^guy> I'm 23
Goodlooking^guy> Yourself ?
ivy> tell me bout it
ivy> 25
Goodlooking^guy> So what you do for fun ?
ivy> the norm
ivy> go out whatever
ivy> nationality?
* Goodlooking^guy pulls out his carrot and sticks it deep into ivy's wet cabbage, Oh yes baby, i like fucing your sweet vegtable
ivy> you one of the pervs!!
Goodlooking^guy> Don't be like
Goodlooking^guy> I love your turnips
ivy> bye

Way to go Gman :D

BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Wanna cyber ?
flirtbabe_cpt> sure
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Nice
flirtbabe_cpt> what do u have in mind?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> You liek role playing ?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> like*
flirtbabe_cpt> asl please
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I am 27
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Very sexy
flirtbabe_cpt> ok
flirtbabe_cpt> me 27 aswell
flirtbabe_cpt> f and from cpt
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Nice
flirtbabe_cpt> you?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I'm 27
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> You like role playing ?
flirtbabe_cpt> yeah
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> awesome
flirtbabe_cpt> wanna be my bitch?
flirtbabe_cpt> lol
* BoredFat^notSingle^guy finds his wizzard hat and robe
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I'll eb your wizzard bitch
flirtbabe_cpt> cool
flirtbabe_cpt> do your magic babe
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I'm naked under my wizzard robe
flirtbabe_cpt> nice and...
* BoredFat^notSingle^guy casts lvl 5 erotica on flirtbabe
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> This makes you wet
flirtbabe_cpt> not yet, but do go on
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I regain my mana
flirtbabe_cpt> jou wat?
flirtbabe_cpt> mana?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> And start chanting like a satanistic guy
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I cast lvl 50 Penis of doom
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> And fuck you hard
flirtbabe_cpt> nice
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> AGain i'm tired from mana loss
flirtbabe_cpt> what style?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Hold on
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I'm recouperating my mana
flirtbabe_cpt> lol
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> After my mana is full again
flirtbabe_cpt> yeah
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I start casting doggy style of jugdment, with penis of doom and your lvl 5
erotica, we fall into each others arms
flirtbabe_cpt> i like doggy
flirtbabe_cpt> fuck me hard dude
flirtbabe_cpt> question, are you always this over friendly?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Yes
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> the magic flows through my penis like a vortex of love
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> My mana is full again
flirtbabe_cpt> ok
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Can we carry on ?
flirtbabe_cpt> lol
flirtbabe_cpt> sure
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I cast lvl 15 wetness on you
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> And you become very wet
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> My mana drained yet again
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I am getting hard
flirtbabe_cpt> oooo
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Can we carry on ?
flirtbabe_cpt> yeah, im listening
flirtbabe_cpt> go on
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I use a mana potion to get full mana again
flirtbabe_cpt> i see
flirtbabe_cpt> do u smoke pot?
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I cast lvl 1,000,000 lightning on you and you die
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> I fuck your body
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> and cum
BoredFat^notSingle^guy> Goodbye
flirtbabe_cpt> bye bye

Good Boy

Edentjie> u have to be a good boy !!!!!!!
Pagan> I AM a good boy Edentjie
Edentjie> u AINT
Pagan> is
Pagan> tsk
* Pagan spanks Edentjie
Edentjie> u are not !
Edentjie> no !
Pagan> k, theres only one way to settle this
* Pagan gets naked
Edentjie> no !
Edentjie> ew !
Edentjie> i kiss u !
Edentjie> kill !!
Edentjie> i kill u !
Edentjie> ppfftt
DeadMan> eish wot a love hate relationship
* Edentjie hides behind chihuahua
Edentjie> no !
Edentjie> i mean kill !

Krugersdrop Ninja

swampdonkey> hmm Krugersdorp_ninja.. a bit insensitive dont you think??
Krugersdorp_ninja> i kill u
Pagan> HAHAHAHa
Pagan> Silence!!!!!!!!
Pagan> lololol
Gorge> lmfao!!!!
InDiGo_BaBe> LOL
* Pagan pisses himself laughing and dies
Nita> lol
swampdonkey> LOL Pagan
Knaters> lmga


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Pagan> lol. some people are just fucked up
Pagan> these days shit like this happens
Pagan> and everyone wants to know "what were they listening to"
serialkissingchick> Exactly
Pagan> "what movies were they watching"
Pagan> "what books were they reading"
Pagan> fuck that
Pagan> what ever happened to "crazy"
Pagan> back in the day at school they even had a special class for the crazy kids
Pagan> and they had their own crazy kid bus
Pagan> and they even got out of school an hour early. so if they did go crazy, they'd only hurt other crazy kids

Cowboys

Gareth> I ride into drinking sex and drugs with a passion
Pagan> lolol. like a porno cowboy

Virgins

Gareth> Virgin, lets pvt then
Gareth> I liek being stalked
Gareth> makes me feel special
virgin> hahahaha
NotPagan> I dont understand the fascination with virgins
NotPagan> like the muslims and their 72 virgins thing
NotPagan> I'm like wtf?!?!?!
NotPagan> u ever naai just one?
NotPagan> like noooooit
A> dunno what they wanna do with 70 virgins anyway...the reasons they virgins is cause they don`t put out
SkyDancer> lolol @ NotPagan - it's more a trophy thing i reckon
NotPagan> nah, gimme 72 slutty chicks and I'd do anything though
NotPagan> :D :D

Internet dating

axel> hey green-eyes....mine are blue
green-eyes> realy axel
axel> green-eyes....wanna see?
green-eyes> yeh axel
axel> name the time and place
green-eyes> 8;00 nd u can choose the place axel
axel> hang on...hang on green-eyes.....u male???????
green-eyes> yeh axel y?
axel> u gay green-eyes????
axel> i am a guy too
green-eyes> wats wrong axel?
bananagirl> hahahahaha
Pagan> hahahahahaha
Squeek> green-eyes wants ur ass axel
ItMightBeMe> lmao
Pagan> BWAHAHAHAHA
Pagan> dont forget to grease your axel ne
axel> covers his blush with his arm....
bananagirl> LMFAO!

More Internet dating

Squeek> axel: how far did u get?
axel> couldnt see too well....till i felt green's crotch
Pagan> there aint nothing worse than that
Pagan> spend hours charming a chick
Squeek> nooit man
Pagan> just to find out she got a bigger hardon than you
Pagan> :/
bananagirl> LOLOL Pagan!!
ItMightBeMe> lol
bananagirl> *cracks up*

why me?

Pagan> u just in time jill
BrutalFruitM> how nice to see u again jill
Pagan> they talking about me
Pagan> or should I see minime
jill> Brb
Pagan> dont be scared
DiVa> u mean u r 'minime' and he is 'ME'
Pagan> something like that
Pagan> calls me lil guy
LiquidNight> haha
LiquidNight> that's wrong :P
LiquidNight> Pagan is freaky that way
DiVa> oi i better stop this teasing as next i would of slept with u too Pagan
Pagan> hehe
LiquidNight> o_0
LiquidNight> that easy?!
Pagan> no
Pagan> but its me we talking about
DiVa> lol
LiquidNight> lol
LiquidNight> even so :P
LiquidNight> whatcha got what I don't :P
Pagan> a huge penis
DiVa> a yummyyyyyyy LiquidNight
* DiVa shurrups
Melinde> lol
LiquidNight> a yummy?
LiquidNight> a yummy what?
Pagan> huge penis
BrutalFruitM> lol
Pagan> which part of that dont u follow?
Pagan> the huge
Melinde> lmao
Pagan> or the penis?
DiVa> cock
Pagan> la 8===============D
Pagan> comprende?
DiVa> omwww bwhahahhahah
Pagan> and thats to scale ne
Melinde> lol
Pagan> if you got a 200" monitor
LiquidNight> well
LiquidNight> im surely not gonna do a penis comparison :P
jill> Gosh Pagan
Pagan> thats good
* Pagan got cam
DiVa> why not LiquidNight???
* Pagan got ruler

PawPaws

* paperclip hands chiantti the pawpaw
paperclip> the pips make for excellent bullets
Pagan> and thats actually why u eat it after a hectic curry
Pagan> cause later when u peeing through your ass, you're glad for a lil shrapnel
paperclip> bwahahahahahahahahahhah

Topic changes

* Pagan changes topic to 'I think we all support the freedom for oral pleasure at this site. Perhaps not the freedom of the tied up goth girl under my desk right now, but still..'
Jellybean> lol
Jellybean> ill moer u
Cas> hectic
Cas> lmao
Pagan> tsk

Kinky

Tandy> Pagan: Erm.. no.. but shhh ;P
* Pagan pictures Tandy with her piercings and leathers and riding crop
Lethe> O.O
Tandy> Now you see.. to me that's not sexy ;P
Lethe> nee fok
Pagan> oO
Pagan> u MORE kinkier than that?
Tandy> LOL
* Pagan hides the anal lube
* Pagan puts on one fisting mitten
Tandy> Pagan: You're delusional ;P
* Pagan puts on one electro sex glove
Tandy> I didn't say it wasn't kinky
Tandy> I said it wasn't sexy
Tandy> There's a difference ;P
Pagan> not kinky...comes standard?
Tandy> LOL
Tandy> Ok you're making up your own stuff here ;P
Pagan> actually I wasnt
Pagan> I saw that shit on a website the other day :D
Tandy> Yeah you know what
Tandy> I'm totally non judgemental
Pagan> ummmm
Tandy> Each to their own you know
Pagan> I'm kinda different
Pagan> I'm like "fuck that!!!"
Tandy> LOL
Pagan> but if you keen....go for it
Tandy> Yes but babes you won't do it
Tandy> Whatever floats their erm..uhm.. boats ;)
Pagan> *blink
Tandy> *shiver* Not a good thought though. Thanks for that ;P
Pagan> hmmmm
Pagan> need coffee now
Pagan> feeling strangely aroused yet slightly dirty
Pagan> how odd

Fashion TV

* Bodhi watching Fashion TV
Bodhi> yummmyyyy
Bodhi> lingerie....
Mel_BuSy> lol
Pagan> issit?
Pagan> *perks
DiVa> hehehhehe Bodhi
Pagan> have fun Bodhi
* Bodhi is now known as Bodhi-BRB
Pagan> hahahaha
Pagan> ./nick Bodhi-BRB-hardon
Pagan> hahahaha

Puppies

Sleeping_Beauty> I love puppies
Pagan> me 2 hey
Pagan> taste like chicken
Sleeping_Beauty> they so cute and cuddly and soft
Pagan> that too
DiVa> bwhhahaha

fkn hell this rocks !!!!!

http://www.filefactory.com/file/65a3b3/n/Sexi_mp3

I'm soooooooo chuffed with this mix
I rox0rs

I loves Eden

Eden> Pagan doesnt love me !!!!!!!!!!!!!! change my welcome message !!!!!
Eden> or \ ?
Pagan> I didnt change it eden
Pagan> duce did
Pagan> I still love you
Pagan> longtime
Eden> u love every female animals
Pagan> ahahahaha
Pagan> true

Selfish

|> so who do you scream for when having sex?
Pagan> who me?
Pagan> I shout my own name
Pagan> <--selfish

Not Grumpy

SilverBlood> how you doing?
Pagan> <---very groovy today
Pagan> like not grumpy and shit
SilverBlood> lurvly
Pagan> what a nice change
SilverBlood> isn't it just :)
Pagan> aha
Pagan> sent a email this morning
Pagan> all like fuck u blahblahblah
Pagan> signed it hugs and stuff
Pagan> :D

TMI

Purrr> K need to pee and work bbl
Vixen> TMI purrrr
Pagan> nah, thats not tmi
Pagan> "back. woooo. I'm never shitting that fast again.... *sits down carefully"
Pagan> ^--thats tmi

Friends with benifits

ArchAngel> women steal my joy
ArchAngel> whats the point of a companion if I dont have Eve
Pagan> two words
Pagan> inflatable dog
Pagan> mans best friend
Pagan> WITH benifits
Pagan> :D

New set!

http://www.filefactory.com/file/9d3d22/n/01_DeepSet_mp3

This is one fkn cool deep/funky house set....very very nice!

http://attrition.org/postal/

E-mailer: "I need your help to gain access to an email account, can you help?"

Lyger: "That depends. What are the details?"

E-mailer: "Details: (target address) ... wat other information do u require to help me?"

Lyger: "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

E-mailer: "excuse me? I am sorry but do u want to help me or not?"

Lyger: "Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know."

E-mailer: "arite, so I am no king. now can you pls tell me if you can help me crack this email?"

Lyger: "Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

E-mailer: "i think u r in no mood to help, sorry i bothered u."

Feel the Love

MrHughGRection> i truely dont give a crap what you or anyone thinks in this group, I work hard, i play hard, i f...... hard, i dont need to justify my intelligence or my girth with you guys, i came on chat cus i wanted to have some friendly banter, but you stuck up chick he seem to know everything cant get over the fact that I have a weird nickname, u probably been dissappointed by your previous partners thats why you hate on me
Pagan> nah, I hate everyone
Pagan> dont feel special