Cruiser> If a lady could really Multitask I am pretty sure she could have sex and a headache at the same time without complaining
Pagan> I dont get that whole headache thing
Pagan> actually
Pagan> what happened to pain threshold
Cruiser> That too Pagan
Pagan> they can have like babies and stuff, wax funny areas etc etc
Pagan> then they complain anal is sore
Pagan> like
Pagan> wtf
Skygirl> aaaw Pagan luf
munchkin> Pagan
Cruiser> OMW lmfao
Funnier Than a 25yo virgin
that still lives with his mother
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Brokeback
Frosty> but if u dont wanna be my buddie its fine
SilverBlood> LOL
SilverBlood> ok ok ok
SilverBlood> be my buddy
SilverBlood> :)
* SilverBlood hugz Frosty his buddy
pixy> lol shame frosty
Frosty> he smacks me often pixy so i have to think about it now
pixy> lol ok
Pagan> ignore them, its the whole brokeback thing they got going on
Frosty> only dif... i like his horse more Pagan
Pagan> fok
Pagan> TMI
Pagan> TMI
Pagan> !!
* You were kicked by Arthur (Stop flooding!)
* Rejoined channel #hottub
Pagan> I feel dirty now
pixy> omg lmfao
Frosty> lol wb Pagan
SilverBlood> LOL
SilverBlood> ok ok ok
SilverBlood> be my buddy
SilverBlood> :)
* SilverBlood hugz Frosty his buddy
pixy> lol shame frosty
Frosty> he smacks me often pixy so i have to think about it now
pixy> lol ok
Pagan> ignore them, its the whole brokeback thing they got going on
Frosty> only dif... i like his horse more Pagan
Pagan> fok
Pagan> TMI
Pagan> TMI
Pagan> !!
* You were kicked by Arthur (Stop flooding!)
* Rejoined channel #hottub
Pagan> I feel dirty now
pixy> omg lmfao
Frosty> lol wb Pagan
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Songs
http://www.filefactory.com/file/dbacf5/n/Flaming_dart_-_La_LQ_mp3
Remix of La
http://www.filefactory.com/file/1f8327/n/Bloom_on_day_-_Phantom_of_the_opera_LQ_mp3
Cool trance phantom of the opera remix
Remix of La
http://www.filefactory.com/file/1f8327/n/Bloom_on_day_-_Phantom_of_the_opera_LQ_mp3
Cool trance phantom of the opera remix
Monday, July 28, 2008
New Remixes
Here's some remixes I did recently.
Enjoy, and more importantly, let me know if u did ;)
http://www.filefactory.com/file/edb689/n/Brick_in_the_wall_mp3
Another Brick in the wall
http://www.filefactory.com/file/65cfbb/n/Careless_Whisper-Evil_GeneLQ_mp3
Careless Whisper
http://www.filefactory.com/file/160c95/n/Kerberos-California_DreamingLQ_mp3
California Dreaming
http://www.filefactory.com/file/c97745/n/JustonefixLQ_mp3
Just one fix(ministry)
Enjoy, and more importantly, let me know if u did ;)
http://www.filefactory.com/file/edb689/n/Brick_in_the_wall_mp3
Another Brick in the wall
http://www.filefactory.com/file/65cfbb/n/Careless_Whisper-Evil_GeneLQ_mp3
Careless Whisper
http://www.filefactory.com/file/160c95/n/Kerberos-California_DreamingLQ_mp3
California Dreaming
http://www.filefactory.com/file/c97745/n/JustonefixLQ_mp3
Just one fix(ministry)
Cosmo
Shadow-Cat> you guys should get the cosmo this month
Shadow-Cat> there is a whole section there
Shadow-Cat> where "men come clean on stuff"
WildW> cosmo... are there nakked ladies in it?
Shadow-Cat> yes plenty WildW
tam> i love the cosmo
Shadow-Cat> and instructions on how to use the "wings" on pads
Pagan> wtf would we want to know that?
Pagan> its not gonna make us fly
Pagan> and if we bleeding down there I think putting the wings correctly is the least of our problems
Shadow-Cat> there is a whole section there
Shadow-Cat> where "men come clean on stuff"
WildW> cosmo... are there nakked ladies in it?
Shadow-Cat> yes plenty WildW
tam> i love the cosmo
Shadow-Cat> and instructions on how to use the "wings" on pads
Pagan> wtf would we want to know that?
Pagan> its not gonna make us fly
Pagan> and if we bleeding down there I think putting the wings correctly is the least of our problems
Swollen Bewbies
WildW> picky this morning arnt we?
Shadow-Cat> errr Pagan... ex? in the same bed as you?
Pagan> no, I mean the spawn of the devil I USED to share a bed with
Shadow-Cat> nope WildW worse... on my period :D
phoebe> bwahahahah Pagan
WildW> lmfao...
Pagan> seriously
*Shadow-Cat wishes WildW could feel what swollen boobs feel like...
Shadow-Cat>and to be bloated
Shadow-Cat>and moody
Shadow-Cat>and cranky
Shadow-Cat>and totally EMO
Pagan> u mean you dont come standard like that?
Pagan> hmmm
Pagan> how bout that
WildW> lmfao @ standard
WildW> ^5's Pagan
WildW> lol
Pagan> ^5
Pagan> :D
Shadow-Cat> no swollen tits are not a standard option on women k!
Pagan> it should be
Shadow-Cat> errr Pagan... ex? in the same bed as you?
Pagan> no, I mean the spawn of the devil I USED to share a bed with
Shadow-Cat> nope WildW worse... on my period :D
phoebe> bwahahahah Pagan
WildW> lmfao...
Pagan> seriously
*Shadow-Cat wishes WildW could feel what swollen boobs feel like...
Shadow-Cat>and to be bloated
Shadow-Cat>and moody
Shadow-Cat>and cranky
Shadow-Cat>and totally EMO
Pagan> u mean you dont come standard like that?
Pagan> hmmm
Pagan> how bout that
WildW> lmfao @ standard
WildW> ^5's Pagan
WildW> lol
Pagan> ^5
Pagan> :D
Shadow-Cat> no swollen tits are not a standard option on women k!
Pagan> it should be
Lana
livingdeadgirl> Winter, it's not virgin farts, I'm well skilled in that department, I'll have you know :P
Winter> who's lana, and why should she be hated?
livingdeadgirl> Winter, read lana backwards.
Winter> you take it up the bum livingdeadgirl?
livingdeadgirl> No :(
livingdeadgirl> That's gonna block my farts :(
RogerM> Winter lana read it backwards
Pagan> u never know, it might up them to a whole new level
Pagan> like a high performance exhaust system
Pagan> more flow = higher compression = more power
JenJen> rofl Pagan
Pagan> like BOOM!
livingdeadgirl> Pagan, can you imagine if I was busy with lana and I had to fart ???
JenJen> through flo?
livingdeadgirl> The guy will end up on the roof.
RogerM> blowout hehe
Winter> who's lana, and why should she be hated?
livingdeadgirl> Winter, read lana backwards.
Winter> you take it up the bum livingdeadgirl?
livingdeadgirl> No :(
livingdeadgirl> That's gonna block my farts :(
RogerM> Winter lana read it backwards
Pagan> u never know, it might up them to a whole new level
Pagan> like a high performance exhaust system
Pagan> more flow = higher compression = more power
JenJen> rofl Pagan
Pagan> like BOOM!
livingdeadgirl> Pagan, can you imagine if I was busy with lana and I had to fart ???
JenJen> through flo?
livingdeadgirl> The guy will end up on the roof.
RogerM> blowout hehe
Handbags
Bob1971> Pagan's handbag is really gay
Pagan> hangbags are a pain in the ass
naughty_little_bunny> must be a gay thingy then
Pagan> I wish I had a vagina
Pagan> I'd use mine to store shit
Pagan> like keys and wallet and stuff
Bob1971> LOL
Pagan> hangbags are a pain in the ass
naughty_little_bunny> must be a gay thingy then
Pagan> I wish I had a vagina
Pagan> I'd use mine to store shit
Pagan> like keys and wallet and stuff
Bob1971> LOL
Durban talk
Zeus> wot kine now wit joo anol?
Nita> just reading and figuring out Zeus's way of typing is a challenge
Nita> :/
Zeus> nah....you tjoon mah stekkie kak
Zeus> Nita fuck you ekse
Pagan> ahahaha
Zeus> you want mah atchar....you taste mah atchar....you eat mah atchar
* Pagan hands Nita the official CityOfDurban(TM) decoder ring
Nita> ty Pagan huni
Pagan> u BUY my atchar
Zeus> bwaaahahahahaha
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Dot> [Cas] ooooohhh dont look now, {} its just an {} Illusion
tweak>ooooh ooooooh I'm halaal pick meeeeeeeeeee
Pagan>I'm halaal tooooooooooo
Pagan>./nick JamaalBunny
Cas> lmao
Cas> Wat do u know abt jamaal?
Pagan>I knows your ways
Pagan>*wise nod + secret charou handshake and all
Pagan>I bring and come with two jamaal bunnies and a papsak
Pagan>we have us a romantic evening and all
Cas> lmao
Cas> hahaha
Cas> Dude u more ijin then i am lol
Pagan>yes
Pagan>hey, more indians in government.....thats what I say
Pagan>we'll still get naaied, but at least we'll get a better deal
Tonii>-.-
Cas> rofl
Pagan>lo Tonii stukkie
Pagan>wha kind ekse?
Tonii>Lol Mwah Pagan
Pagan>u know what though Cas
Pagan>I smaak that bollywood stuff
Pagan>u ever watch bollywood?
Cas> yeah i do
Pagan>yeah, bollywood rocks hey
Pagan>Tonii. if you ever have 3 1/2 hours spare
Pagan>you gotta watch that shit
Cas> hehe
Cas> Pagan u make me laugh
Pagan>nooit. seriously. I smaak bollywood
Tonii>Lol aint watched it
Pagan>except the ou cant just tune a stukkie "I smaak u stukkie"
Pagan>its gotta be like 40min of sing and dance and shit
Tonii>Lol
Pagan>and notice, the guys are all awesome singers, lekker voices an shit
Pagan>but the chicks
Pagan>omg
Pagan>like cats on crack
Pagan>but then again
Pagan>I suppose thats why bollywood porn never took off
Pagan>bit hard to sing the chorus with a cock in your mouth
Pagan>*shrug
Cas> omf
Pagan>tis true
Nita> just reading and figuring out Zeus's way of typing is a challenge
Nita> :/
Zeus> nah....you tjoon mah stekkie kak
Zeus> Nita fuck you ekse
Pagan> ahahaha
Zeus> you want mah atchar....you taste mah atchar....you eat mah atchar
* Pagan hands Nita the official CityOfDurban(TM) decoder ring
Nita> ty Pagan huni
Pagan> u BUY my atchar
Zeus> bwaaahahahahaha
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Dot> [Cas] ooooohhh dont look now, {} its just an {} Illusion
tweak>ooooh ooooooh I'm halaal pick meeeeeeeeeee
Pagan>I'm halaal tooooooooooo
Pagan>./nick JamaalBunny
Cas> lmao
Cas> Wat do u know abt jamaal?
Pagan>I knows your ways
Pagan>*wise nod + secret charou handshake and all
Pagan>I bring and come with two jamaal bunnies and a papsak
Pagan>we have us a romantic evening and all
Cas> lmao
Cas> hahaha
Cas> Dude u more ijin then i am lol
Pagan>yes
Pagan>hey, more indians in government.....thats what I say
Pagan>we'll still get naaied, but at least we'll get a better deal
Tonii>-.-
Cas> rofl
Pagan>lo Tonii stukkie
Pagan>wha kind ekse?
Tonii>Lol Mwah Pagan
Pagan>u know what though Cas
Pagan>I smaak that bollywood stuff
Pagan>u ever watch bollywood?
Cas> yeah i do
Pagan>yeah, bollywood rocks hey
Pagan>Tonii. if you ever have 3 1/2 hours spare
Pagan>you gotta watch that shit
Cas> hehe
Cas> Pagan u make me laugh
Pagan>nooit. seriously. I smaak bollywood
Tonii>Lol aint watched it
Pagan>except the ou cant just tune a stukkie "I smaak u stukkie"
Pagan>its gotta be like 40min of sing and dance and shit
Tonii>Lol
Pagan>and notice, the guys are all awesome singers, lekker voices an shit
Pagan>but the chicks
Pagan>omg
Pagan>like cats on crack
Pagan>but then again
Pagan>I suppose thats why bollywood porn never took off
Pagan>bit hard to sing the chorus with a cock in your mouth
Pagan>*shrug
Cas> omf
Pagan>tis true
Mr $$$
Fairynuff> I'm waiting for Mr. Rich
paperclip> cool when you get him - ask him if he has a brother
paperclip> actually if his father is alive would do to :P
Fairynuff> ok,...... it's a deal
* Pagan feels sad cause all these millions and damn my weak heart
AngelMouse> O.O
paperclip> Millions??? Weak heart
AngelMouse> Pagan: you're weird :)
Pagan> yes
Duke> he's virtually rich!
Duke> :D~
Pagan> and my e-penis is 18"
Pagan> pvt me girls
* AngelMouse chokes on the last bit of her coffee
* paperclip pvts Pagan quick
* AngelMouse wonders how much that is in centimeters
Pagan> 98cm
Pagan> *proud look
Duke> afstand beheer
Pagan> en die hele ding moet ingaan ne
AngelMouse> O.O
AngelMouse> wait ....
Fairynuff> :) ha ha ha
* AngelMouse is flustered and rather goes and makes herself more coffee
* Pagan rubs his ankle in a suggestive manner
paperclip> cool when you get him - ask him if he has a brother
paperclip> actually if his father is alive would do to :P
Fairynuff> ok,...... it's a deal
* Pagan feels sad cause all these millions and damn my weak heart
AngelMouse> O.O
paperclip> Millions??? Weak heart
AngelMouse> Pagan: you're weird :)
Pagan> yes
Duke> he's virtually rich!
Duke> :D~
Pagan> and my e-penis is 18"
Pagan> pvt me girls
* AngelMouse chokes on the last bit of her coffee
* paperclip pvts Pagan quick
* AngelMouse wonders how much that is in centimeters
Pagan> 98cm
Pagan> *proud look
Duke> afstand beheer
Pagan> en die hele ding moet ingaan ne
AngelMouse> O.O
AngelMouse> wait ....
Fairynuff> :) ha ha ha
* AngelMouse is flustered and rather goes and makes herself more coffee
* Pagan rubs his ankle in a suggestive manner
Gay?
Cheeky_Bratz> no he was gay..well me and mates think he is gay..... because of the way he fucked me :P
Cheeky_Bratz> ok now i think i need to shut up
bananagirl> HAHAH
Pagan> in the bum?
Pagan> thats a pretty good giveaway
Cheeky_Bratz> ok now i think i need to shut up
bananagirl> HAHAH
Pagan> in the bum?
Pagan> thats a pretty good giveaway
Porn RUINED sex for me
Skygirl> 90210 wow that takes me back a few light years...
naughty_little_bunny> its like a plastic surgery thingy
ButterBean> 90210 is cheezy, come now!
Pagan> wow. that plastic surgery shit is scary
Pagan> I saw a ad the other day looking for ou's with 10" 's for a porn movie
Pagan> but there is no way I'm chopping off 2" just to be in a movie :/
ButterBean> lolololol!!!
naughty_little_bunny> LOLOLOL
* Skygirl leewks at Pagan's plastic sergery on MR Big
ButterBean> I'm sorry, but porn, esp. TV porn is so flippin funny!
Pagan> I was thinking about that last night
Pagan> etv porn is like late night soapies
ButterBean> All it is is ass and boobs.
Skygirl> what Pagan?
Pagan> kuk acting, kuk script, etc etc
ButterBean> ya ya!
Pagan> but at least its more realistic
naughty_little_bunny> i think porn makes sex cheap
Pagan> more naaiing, less talking :D
Pagan> thats my idea of a soapie
Pagan> 45 min naai + ad breaks
Pagan> actually
Pagan> watching porn ruined sex for me
ButterBean> lol my ass off at pagan!
ButterBean> no, really?
Pagan> I realised that woman dont actually scream "FUCK ME COWBOY!" when u touch their elbow
Pagan> what a disappointment
ButterBean> rofl!
Skygirl> lol
naughty_little_bunny> hahaha
ButterBean> I almost fell off my chair there!
naughty_little_bunny> its like a plastic surgery thingy
ButterBean> 90210 is cheezy, come now!
Pagan> wow. that plastic surgery shit is scary
Pagan> I saw a ad the other day looking for ou's with 10" 's for a porn movie
Pagan> but there is no way I'm chopping off 2" just to be in a movie :/
ButterBean> lolololol!!!
naughty_little_bunny> LOLOLOL
* Skygirl leewks at Pagan's plastic sergery on MR Big
ButterBean> I'm sorry, but porn, esp. TV porn is so flippin funny!
Pagan> I was thinking about that last night
Pagan> etv porn is like late night soapies
ButterBean> All it is is ass and boobs.
Skygirl> what Pagan?
Pagan> kuk acting, kuk script, etc etc
ButterBean> ya ya!
Pagan> but at least its more realistic
naughty_little_bunny> i think porn makes sex cheap
Pagan> more naaiing, less talking :D
Pagan> thats my idea of a soapie
Pagan> 45 min naai + ad breaks
Pagan> actually
Pagan> watching porn ruined sex for me
ButterBean> lol my ass off at pagan!
ButterBean> no, really?
Pagan> I realised that woman dont actually scream "FUCK ME COWBOY!" when u touch their elbow
Pagan> what a disappointment
ButterBean> rofl!
Skygirl> lol
naughty_little_bunny> hahaha
ButterBean> I almost fell off my chair there!
More Randomness
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gump> hey guys, wanna ask, if I'm feeling naughty, where is the best place to go or what is the best thing to do? Any ideas
Pagan> its called "masturbate"
Pagan> theres even a multiplayer version of it
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HotBot> i really like silverblood <3 <3 <3 (ImFrosty)
ImFrosty> mofos
Pagan> lololol
ImFrosty> Cowboy wisdom: Don't squat with your spurs on.
ImFrosty> ouch
Pagan> thats so brokeback
ImFrosty> lol Pagan
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MeMan> for a guy with a 146 IQ - dnt think u tlking 2 me
Pagan> kuk MeMan
bananagirl> yes im talking to you.. and thats your waist size.. you read the score card wrong
MeMan> not kuk sware
Pagan> if it was that
Pagan> you could spell shit right
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Skygirl> i have biceps and i can use a fist propper like @ BB
Pagan> you can fist proper?
Pagan> omg
Pagan> oh wait
ImFrosty> lol
* Pagan reads that twice
AngelMouse> LOL Pagan
Skygirl> rolf Pagan you should know better
* AngelMouse shakes her head
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Pagan> nah tandy, that why we get along os well
Pagan> *so
* Pagan glares at keyboard
Skygirl> nope
* Tandy fondles Pagan's spellchecker ;P
* Pagan spellchecker in his pants
Pagan> AWESOME!
* Pagan saves logs
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gump> hey guys, wanna ask, if I'm feeling naughty, where is the best place to go or what is the best thing to do? Any ideas
Pagan> its called "masturbate"
Pagan> theres even a multiplayer version of it
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HotBot> i really like silverblood <3 <3 <3 (ImFrosty)
ImFrosty> mofos
Pagan> lololol
ImFrosty> Cowboy wisdom: Don't squat with your spurs on.
ImFrosty> ouch
Pagan> thats so brokeback
ImFrosty> lol Pagan
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MeMan> for a guy with a 146 IQ - dnt think u tlking 2 me
Pagan> kuk MeMan
bananagirl> yes im talking to you.. and thats your waist size.. you read the score card wrong
MeMan> not kuk sware
Pagan> if it was that
Pagan> you could spell shit right
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Skygirl> i have biceps and i can use a fist propper like @ BB
Pagan> you can fist proper?
Pagan> omg
Pagan> oh wait
ImFrosty> lol
* Pagan reads that twice
AngelMouse> LOL Pagan
Skygirl> rolf Pagan you should know better
* AngelMouse shakes her head
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Pagan> nah tandy, that why we get along os well
Pagan> *so
* Pagan glares at keyboard
Skygirl> nope
* Tandy fondles Pagan's spellchecker ;P
* Pagan spellchecker in his pants
Pagan> AWESOME!
* Pagan saves logs
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Ass muscles
* randomchick grabs pagan and forces him ova her office desk
randomchick> *evil grin*... my turn
* Pagan clenches poephol
randomchick> lmao pagan
Pagan> dont mock it
Pagan> I do my bum excercises daily
Pagan> my ass muscles so toned that if I go to jail I'll rip any tottie off that comes near me
ZombiePriest> rofl
ZombiePriest> theres a plan
randomchick> *evil grin*... my turn
* Pagan clenches poephol
randomchick> lmao pagan
Pagan> dont mock it
Pagan> I do my bum excercises daily
Pagan> my ass muscles so toned that if I go to jail I'll rip any tottie off that comes near me
ZombiePriest> rofl
ZombiePriest> theres a plan
Gangsta's
SilverBlood> Paganina!
Pagan> howzit
SilverBlood> lekka
SilverBlood> jew?
Pagan> aight
SilverBlood> fo` sho`
Pagan> word
SilverBlood> bling
Pagan> lol, tandy gonna kick your ass
Pagan> I mean...*kof
SilverBlood> huh ?
SilverBlood> what is a "tandy" ???
Pagan> *translates
Pagan> that mad ho gonna pop one cap in yo ass
SilverBlood> roflmao
SilverBlood> bwhwahahahahaahahha
Tandy> Mad ho?
SilverBlood> rofl
SilverBlood> bwhaahahahahaha
Pagan> howzit
SilverBlood> lekka
SilverBlood> jew?
Pagan> aight
SilverBlood> fo` sho`
Pagan> word
SilverBlood> bling
Pagan> lol, tandy gonna kick your ass
Pagan> I mean...*kof
SilverBlood> huh ?
SilverBlood> what is a "tandy" ???
Pagan> *translates
Pagan> that mad ho gonna pop one cap in yo ass
SilverBlood> roflmao
SilverBlood> bwhwahahahahaahahha
Tandy> Mad ho?
SilverBlood> rofl
SilverBlood> bwhaahahahahaha
Cloning
paperclip> Pagan can i clone you?
Pagan> yes
Pagan> I wanna clone me
Pagan> then have sex
naughty_little_bunny> sick!!
Pagan> just need to figure out if that would be at the forefront of masturbation techonology
Pagan> or incest
Pagan> not quite sure
Tasha_working> Lolol pagan
paperclip> Pagan not quite what i had in mind
Pagan> I know
Tasha_working> Lol
Pagan> you, me, me, me, me, me, and a crate of beer
Pagan> BUKAKA!
Tasha_workinxg> Jinne
Pagan> yes
Pagan> I wanna clone me
Pagan> then have sex
naughty_little_bunny> sick!!
Pagan> just need to figure out if that would be at the forefront of masturbation techonology
Pagan> or incest
Pagan> not quite sure
Tasha_working> Lolol pagan
paperclip> Pagan not quite what i had in mind
Pagan> I know
Tasha_working> Lol
Pagan> you, me, me, me, me, me, and a crate of beer
Pagan> BUKAKA!
Tasha_workinxg> Jinne
Americans
@SilverBlood> woot: i am from South Africa.
+woot> really well how do you know what im saying
@SilverBlood> i have an American to english translator.
@SilverBlood> everything you say in American, it translates to english.
+woot> what seriously?
@SilverBlood> yeah
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Triworks> Stooch us eto be a luchbar lover, then caremel and he do it both ways around he he
StoosH> wow
StoosH> spell much ?
StoosH> or is that portuguese for "i admire you" ?
Pagan> wait
Pagan> SilverBlood got a american to english translator
Pagan> maybe thats american
StoosH> could be
StoosH> sounds bushy
+woot> really well how do you know what im saying
@SilverBlood> i have an American to english translator.
@SilverBlood> everything you say in American, it translates to english.
+woot> what seriously?
@SilverBlood> yeah
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Triworks> Stooch us eto be a luchbar lover, then caremel and he do it both ways around he he
StoosH> wow
StoosH> spell much ?
StoosH> or is that portuguese for "i admire you" ?
Pagan> wait
Pagan> SilverBlood got a american to english translator
Pagan> maybe thats american
StoosH> could be
StoosH> sounds bushy
Punani
Bob1971> I think I need to get laid......................SOON!!!
Jellybean> that sounds so desperate
Bob1971> I'm married I am DESPERATE!!!
Jellybean> lmao
Jellybean> shame bob
Bob1971> Thing is on irc there are plenty of chicks that would shag me anytime
Bob1971> Go figure
Pagan> Yeah
Pagan> love is blind
Pagan> esp on IRC
Pagan> apparently
Jellybean> hahahaha
Bob1971> Ja true hey
Jellybean> either that or your reputation preceeds you hehe
Pagan> that too
Bob1971> I'm amazed at how many horny women are online JUSSES!!
Bob1971> <----------Innocent
Pagan> <-----looking the wrong places
Jellybean> lmao
Jellybean> poor bob and pagan hehe
Jellybean> you guys must be suffering terribly
Pagan> yeah
Bob1971> Dude I have the answer HOOKERS
Pagan> um. no. the question is HOOKERS. the answer is STD's
Jellybean> hahaha
Bob1971> Ja thats true but use 2 condoms
Pagan> nooit dude
Pagan> I seen some ho's I wouldnt touch with YOUR dick
Pagan> ewww
Jellybean> lol sis Pagan
Bob1971> True I feel the same
Bob1971> But I've seen some that were lets just say YUMMY!!!
Pagan> indeed
Pagan> unfortunately yummy=expensive though
Pagan> government should control that shit
Bob1971> True
Bob1971> I agree
Pagan> punani tax
Bob1971> I reckon married men should get a tax discount from visiting hookers
* Jellybean falls off her chair
Pagan> or housewives can claim it as a tax write off
Pagan> cause they'd probably class it as sin tax like smokes and booze
Bob1971> Ja true hey
Pagan> hmmm, interesting thought...
Pagan> could the ho's claim benefits and stuff
Pagan> or like claim wear and tear on their punani's
Pagan> or depreciation
Pagan> or something
Bob1971> Dunno hey,something like a resleeve benifit
Pagan> or insurance
Pagan> hmm
Jellybean> lolol
Bob1971> Hey could start a business
Bob1971> But would have to get it legalised
Pagan> ummm. not really
Bob1971> Illegal is best maybe
Pagan> yeah, cause if its all illegal like we dont have to pay them minimum wage
Jellybean> hahahaha
Bob1971> Hey minamum wage might be the way to go
Pagan> less than minimum
Pagan> eish, you can see I'm the durban ou
Pagan> 15 % markup
Pagan> 10 % discount
Pagan> there u go
Jellybean> that sounds so desperate
Bob1971> I'm married I am DESPERATE!!!
Jellybean> lmao
Jellybean> shame bob
Bob1971> Thing is on irc there are plenty of chicks that would shag me anytime
Bob1971> Go figure
Pagan> Yeah
Pagan> love is blind
Pagan> esp on IRC
Pagan> apparently
Jellybean> hahahaha
Bob1971> Ja true hey
Jellybean> either that or your reputation preceeds you hehe
Pagan> that too
Bob1971> I'm amazed at how many horny women are online JUSSES!!
Bob1971> <----------Innocent
Pagan> <-----looking the wrong places
Jellybean> lmao
Jellybean> poor bob and pagan hehe
Jellybean> you guys must be suffering terribly
Pagan> yeah
Bob1971> Dude I have the answer HOOKERS
Pagan> um. no. the question is HOOKERS. the answer is STD's
Jellybean> hahaha
Bob1971> Ja thats true but use 2 condoms
Pagan> nooit dude
Pagan> I seen some ho's I wouldnt touch with YOUR dick
Pagan> ewww
Jellybean> lol sis Pagan
Bob1971> True I feel the same
Bob1971> But I've seen some that were lets just say YUMMY!!!
Pagan> indeed
Pagan> unfortunately yummy=expensive though
Pagan> government should control that shit
Bob1971> True
Bob1971> I agree
Pagan> punani tax
Bob1971> I reckon married men should get a tax discount from visiting hookers
* Jellybean falls off her chair
Pagan> or housewives can claim it as a tax write off
Pagan> cause they'd probably class it as sin tax like smokes and booze
Bob1971> Ja true hey
Pagan> hmmm, interesting thought...
Pagan> could the ho's claim benefits and stuff
Pagan> or like claim wear and tear on their punani's
Pagan> or depreciation
Pagan> or something
Bob1971> Dunno hey,something like a resleeve benifit
Pagan> or insurance
Pagan> hmm
Jellybean> lolol
Bob1971> Hey could start a business
Bob1971> But would have to get it legalised
Pagan> ummm. not really
Bob1971> Illegal is best maybe
Pagan> yeah, cause if its all illegal like we dont have to pay them minimum wage
Jellybean> hahahaha
Bob1971> Hey minamum wage might be the way to go
Pagan> less than minimum
Pagan> eish, you can see I'm the durban ou
Pagan> 15 % markup
Pagan> 10 % discount
Pagan> there u go
Harassing the bots
Dot=Bot. Tweak=Bot. Raptor=Bot.
bananagirl> (bananagirl) oi
bananagirl> (Raptor) sorry...
bananagirl> (bananagirl) for?
bananagirl> (Raptor) hmmm... for is
bananagirl> (bananagir)> what??
bananagirl> (Raptor) i haven't a clue, bananagirl
bananagirl> (bananagirl) speak sense
bananagirl> (Raptor) excuse me?
bananagirl> (bananagirl) no no.. youre excused
bananagirl> (Raptor) sorry...
bananagirl> (bananagirl) again?
bananagirl> (Raptor) i think again is Nothin' up my sleeve. Presto!
bananagirl> (bananagirl) dont be sorry k
bananagirl> (Raptor) i'm not following you...
bananagirl> (bananagirl) um
bananagirl> (Raptor) huh?
bananagirl> (bananagirl) i know
bananagirl> (Raptor) what?
bananagirl> (bananagirl) dorl
bananagirl> (Raptor) sorry...
bananagirl> (bananagirl) dork
bananagirl> (Raptor) dork is a whale penis? you have to be kidding me.
bananagirl> (bananagirl) eish!!!!!!
bananagirl> (Raptor) what?
InnocentPagan> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
InnocentPagan> lolololololol
Dot> blimey
bananagirl> ;/
tweak> Blimey se mase man
InnocentPagan> OMFG!
InnocentPagan> hahaha
Dot> I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!
InnocentPagan> that the best laugh I had in a while
bananagirl> *bloish*
bananagirl> (bananagirl) oi
bananagirl> (Raptor) sorry...
bananagirl> (bananagirl) for?
bananagirl> (Raptor) hmmm... for is
bananagirl> (bananagir)> what??
bananagirl> (Raptor) i haven't a clue, bananagirl
bananagirl> (bananagirl) speak sense
bananagirl> (Raptor) excuse me?
bananagirl> (bananagirl) no no.. youre excused
bananagirl> (Raptor) sorry...
bananagirl> (bananagirl) again?
bananagirl> (Raptor) i think again is Nothin' up my sleeve. Presto!
bananagirl> (bananagirl) dont be sorry k
bananagirl> (Raptor) i'm not following you...
bananagirl> (bananagirl) um
bananagirl> (Raptor) huh?
bananagirl> (bananagirl) i know
bananagirl> (Raptor) what?
bananagirl> (bananagirl) dorl
bananagirl> (Raptor) sorry...
bananagirl> (bananagirl) dork
bananagirl> (Raptor) dork is a whale penis? you have to be kidding me.
bananagirl> (bananagirl) eish!!!!!!
bananagirl> (Raptor) what?
InnocentPagan> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
InnocentPagan> lolololololol
Dot> blimey
bananagirl> ;/
tweak> Blimey se mase man
InnocentPagan> OMFG!
InnocentPagan> hahaha
Dot> I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!
InnocentPagan> that the best laugh I had in a while
bananagirl> *bloish*
Barbie
Barbie> Hi! People
* metatron sets mode: +v Barbie
kittiek> barbie where is ken
* metatron is now known as ken
ken> Barbie can i come into your box?
Barbie> Sure
Vix> lmao hes ken
* Pagan is now known as ActionMan
ActionMan> for your info
ActionMan> barbie comes with action man
ActionMan> she FAKES it with ken
* metatron sets mode: +v Barbie
kittiek> barbie where is ken
* metatron is now known as ken
ken> Barbie can i come into your box?
Barbie> Sure
Vix> lmao hes ken
* Pagan is now known as ActionMan
ActionMan> for your info
ActionMan> barbie comes with action man
ActionMan> she FAKES it with ken
oops, wrong window
Jeff> I would love to really penetrate you and do the real deal to you
Aphrodite> Jeff who are u talking to?
Aphrodite> i hope not to me
Gorge> HAHAHAHA Jeff, wrong window?
Jeff> oops wrong site sorry cuzzins
Aphrodite> Jeff who are u talking to?
Aphrodite> i hope not to me
Gorge> HAHAHAHA Jeff, wrong window?
Jeff> oops wrong site sorry cuzzins
Blowjobs
Doggoneugly> how does a guy know when he has a beeg dick , is when he can blow himself and still do a deep throat
Pagan> noooit dogg
Pagan> thats not cool dude
Doggoneugly> what Pagan?
Pagan> that whole blow-yourself thing
Pagan> I reckon the pleasing sensation of a mouth on your cock
Pagan> will be kinda ruined by the unpleasant sensation of a cock in your mouth
Pagan> noooit dogg
Pagan> thats not cool dude
Doggoneugly> what Pagan?
Pagan> that whole blow-yourself thing
Pagan> I reckon the pleasing sensation of a mouth on your cock
Pagan> will be kinda ruined by the unpleasant sensation of a cock in your mouth
Q&A
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Q: my husband whines he never wears the pants anymore...
A: did you tell him you havent done the washing yet?
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Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together.
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Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.
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Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day: then cook him a nice meal.
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Q: my husband whines he never wears the pants anymore...
A: did you tell him you havent done the washing yet?
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Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together.
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Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.
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Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day: then cook him a nice meal.
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Random Funny Stuff
UberGremlin> there is no tablets for stupidity i tell you
UberGremlin> are*
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Pagan> i didnt set tahat
Pagan> *say
Pagan> *that
Pagan> *I
Pagan> *didn't
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blegh
the internet is bad
bad bad bad
I tried to talk to a woman
but she sent me nude pics instead
I didn't want them
but I took them out of courtesy
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"WARNING!! Your computer is currently broadcasting an IP address! With this IP address hackers can immediately begin attacking your computer! Click here to enlarge your penis!"
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Everyone, this is my bud, he's...ummm. how shall I put it.... a funny guy
not funny HAHA
funny GAY
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it was my girlfriends birthday, and i stayed at her place, and i put fudge in the toilet early in the morning, so when we woke up, i went to the toilet and she was getting ready to get in the shower
and when she looked at me, i reached into the toilet and grabbed a handful of what she thought was poop
and threw it at her
and screamed "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!"
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when i want to remember shit, i write it on my arm
but the problem being, i wake up the next morning
with like, "30 foot tall cock" on my forearm and no context
i'm sure it was a great idea, but I'll never know for sure
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your penis is pretty gay
it can regularly be found in male anuses
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"The ejaculation of a dolphin carries so much force with it, that it could decapitate you."
This is why Dolphins are ALWAYS happy
They're just sitting there going "Yeah, bitches, I can decapitate you with my sperm"
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just found out my grandma watches porn, something is serious wrong in the world. armageddon is nigh :(
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Pagan> Name That Dinosaur: __________ ?
Pagan> 1st Hint: ****************** ********** Question Value : 5 Points
Pagan> 2nd Hint: Lan*a**ia**o*au*u* *a**ue**i* 15.0 secs & 1 Points Remaining
Pagan> Times up! The answer was -> Lancanjiangosaurus Cachuensis
Pagan> feebs
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no matter what anyone tells you, or how much you think it would be a good idea, never ever put aftershave on your balls
Like they say, curiousity killed that cat.
However I cant imagine what would drive a cat to put aftershave on its balls
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I just noticed that I have a worn out pattern in the shape of a hardon on my boxers :/
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let's not fight. Let's hug. For forty minutes. Nude.
10 more minutes till I start my lunch break. Go ahead and grease up.
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after some bad experiences with fat chicks I no longer ask their asl,now instead I ask for their BMI
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relationships are so easy thanks to the internet.. you can establish and destroy them at the touch of a few keys!
it all starts with 3 letters, asl
and ends with stfu
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wow. last night was so cool.I fell asleep watching tennis
all I heard was "uhnn oof uhnn oooooof uhnnn" from the two girls on tv
sounded alright ;)
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had the wierdest dream last night
a talking clitoris
a talking clit... that would scare the utter shit out of me
it would probably diss me
"goddamn, you're doing it all wrong"
"oh look at you, big stud, she looks bored as fuck"
"hey, i think you've forgotten about something........ME!"
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its so retarded when people r trying to type lots of !!!'s
theyre all like "yeah...im so cool!!1!~1`~!"
i mean, is it really that damned hard to type "!!!!1"
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i used to use zippers but my foreskin got stick in it
i went to velcro and had some pubic hair problems
now i just wear dresses
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its ironic how a flow of blood to the lower regions is only pleasureable to the man
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Wow, a subject *and* a verb. You are getting very close to composing complete sentances
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Why do dogs lick their dicks? cuz they can't make a fist
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How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.
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remember, as long as our balls don't touch it's not GAY
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I had to google "jfgi" to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.
----------------------------------------------------------
/me changed mode: +b fat.chicks@showing.stomache.in.tight.shirts
----------------------------------------------------------
i should go buy a skateboard and go sk00l some kids at gateway
since im an expert at all 3 tony hawk games, i should have no problem pulling off those tricks in real life
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god dammit. try as i might, i cannot type in the starwars theme music in words
----------------------------------------------------------
a seeing-eye dog was undressing me with its eyes, so I maced him
it got all frantic and ran its owner infront of a moving vehicle
was pretty funny
----------------------------------------------------------
I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's wrong with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my voodoo doll.
----------------------------------------------------------
I have to say that watching porn ruined sex for me. I discovered that women don't scream, "Fuck me you big-cocked cowboy!" when you touch their elbow.
----------------------------------------------------------
They making a pagan action figure. turns out lots of people want a small plastic me to adorn a shelf
or a large inflatable me
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
although it saddens me to see a lady that i love, such as an adult film star, take a cum shot in the face
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What would you do if you had athletes foot, and your girlfriend had a foot fetish, and she got athletes vagina?
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People who cut themselves
honest to god
what is the point
"oh god i'm so depressed *cut* OOWWWWWW!!!! NOW I'M DEPRESSED AND IN PAIN!!!!!"
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Koult> Hey Lac'
Lac'> Sup dude?
Koult> You know I went to the cinema with Claire
Lac'> aye
Koult> She gave me a blowjob half way through
Lac'> really!?sweet!
Koult> No dude, not fucking sweet,
Lac'> ?
Koult> Just as I came I was looking up at the screen,
Koult> and Elijah Wood aka Frodo looked right into the camera
Koult> and now I've got his face burned into my memory, I feel I've just gotten head from a fucking Hobbit
Lac'> I'd type rofl ect but if I dont stop laughing I'll piss myself
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&tamtam> awwwwwwwwww noooooooo
&tamtam> i need the loo
&tamtam> and its a no. 2
&tamtam> hate doing those anywhere else but home
~Soviet_Babe> LMAO
~Soviet_Babe> so u gonna hold till home?
&tamtam> im trying
&tamtam> got a cold sweat already
UberGremlin> are*
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Pagan> i didnt set tahat
Pagan> *say
Pagan> *that
Pagan> *I
Pagan> *didn't
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blegh
the internet is bad
bad bad bad
I tried to talk to a woman
but she sent me nude pics instead
I didn't want them
but I took them out of courtesy
----------------------------------------------------------
"WARNING!! Your computer is currently broadcasting an IP address! With this IP address hackers can immediately begin attacking your computer! Click here to enlarge your penis!"
----------------------------------------------------------
Everyone, this is my bud, he's...ummm. how shall I put it.... a funny guy
not funny HAHA
funny GAY
----------------------------------------------------------
it was my girlfriends birthday, and i stayed at her place, and i put fudge in the toilet early in the morning, so when we woke up, i went to the toilet and she was getting ready to get in the shower
and when she looked at me, i reached into the toilet and grabbed a handful of what she thought was poop
and threw it at her
and screamed "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!"
----------------------------------------------------------
when i want to remember shit, i write it on my arm
but the problem being, i wake up the next morning
with like, "30 foot tall cock" on my forearm and no context
i'm sure it was a great idea, but I'll never know for sure
----------------------------------------------------------
your penis is pretty gay
it can regularly be found in male anuses
----------------------------------------------------------
"The ejaculation of a dolphin carries so much force with it, that it could decapitate you."
This is why Dolphins are ALWAYS happy
They're just sitting there going "Yeah, bitches, I can decapitate you with my sperm"
----------------------------------------------------------
just found out my grandma watches porn, something is serious wrong in the world. armageddon is nigh :(
----------------------------------------------------------
Pagan> Name That Dinosaur: __________ ?
Pagan> 1st Hint: ****************** ********** Question Value : 5 Points
Pagan> 2nd Hint: Lan*a**ia**o*au*u* *a**ue**i* 15.0 secs & 1 Points Remaining
Pagan> Times up! The answer was -> Lancanjiangosaurus Cachuensis
Pagan> feebs
----------------------------------------------------------
no matter what anyone tells you, or how much you think it would be a good idea, never ever put aftershave on your balls
Like they say, curiousity killed that cat.
However I cant imagine what would drive a cat to put aftershave on its balls
----------------------------------------------------------
I just noticed that I have a worn out pattern in the shape of a hardon on my boxers :/
----------------------------------------------------------
let's not fight. Let's hug. For forty minutes. Nude.
10 more minutes till I start my lunch break. Go ahead and grease up.
----------------------------------------------------------
after some bad experiences with fat chicks I no longer ask their asl,now instead I ask for their BMI
----------------------------------------------------------
relationships are so easy thanks to the internet.. you can establish and destroy them at the touch of a few keys!
it all starts with 3 letters, asl
and ends with stfu
----------------------------------------------------------
wow. last night was so cool.I fell asleep watching tennis
all I heard was "uhnn oof uhnn oooooof uhnnn" from the two girls on tv
sounded alright ;)
----------------------------------------------------------
had the wierdest dream last night
a talking clitoris
a talking clit... that would scare the utter shit out of me
it would probably diss me
"goddamn, you're doing it all wrong"
"oh look at you, big stud, she looks bored as fuck"
"hey, i think you've forgotten about something........ME!"
----------------------------------------------------------
its so retarded when people r trying to type lots of !!!'s
theyre all like "yeah...im so cool!!1!~1`~!"
i mean, is it really that damned hard to type "!!!!1"
----------------------------------------------------------
i used to use zippers but my foreskin got stick in it
i went to velcro and had some pubic hair problems
now i just wear dresses
----------------------------------------------------------
its ironic how a flow of blood to the lower regions is only pleasureable to the man
----------------------------------------------------------
Wow, a subject *and* a verb. You are getting very close to composing complete sentances
----------------------------------------------------------
Why do dogs lick their dicks? cuz they can't make a fist
----------------------------------------------------------
How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.
----------------------------------------------------------
remember, as long as our balls don't touch it's not GAY
----------------------------------------------------------
I had to google "jfgi" to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.
----------------------------------------------------------
/me changed mode: +b fat.chicks@showing.stomache.in.tight.shirts
----------------------------------------------------------
i should go buy a skateboard and go sk00l some kids at gateway
since im an expert at all 3 tony hawk games, i should have no problem pulling off those tricks in real life
----------------------------------------------------------
god dammit. try as i might, i cannot type in the starwars theme music in words
----------------------------------------------------------
a seeing-eye dog was undressing me with its eyes, so I maced him
it got all frantic and ran its owner infront of a moving vehicle
was pretty funny
----------------------------------------------------------
I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's wrong with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my voodoo doll.
----------------------------------------------------------
I have to say that watching porn ruined sex for me. I discovered that women don't scream, "Fuck me you big-cocked cowboy!" when you touch their elbow.
----------------------------------------------------------
They making a pagan action figure. turns out lots of people want a small plastic me to adorn a shelf
or a large inflatable me
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
although it saddens me to see a lady that i love, such as an adult film star, take a cum shot in the face
----------------------------------------------------------
What would you do if you had athletes foot, and your girlfriend had a foot fetish, and she got athletes vagina?
----------------------------------------------------------
People who cut themselves
honest to god
what is the point
"oh god i'm so depressed *cut* OOWWWWWW!!!! NOW I'M DEPRESSED AND IN PAIN!!!!!"
----------------------------------------------------------
Koult> Hey Lac'
Lac'> Sup dude?
Koult> You know I went to the cinema with Claire
Lac'> aye
Koult> She gave me a blowjob half way through
Lac'> really!?sweet!
Koult> No dude, not fucking sweet,
Lac'> ?
Koult> Just as I came I was looking up at the screen,
Koult> and Elijah Wood aka Frodo looked right into the camera
Koult> and now I've got his face burned into my memory, I feel I've just gotten head from a fucking Hobbit
Lac'> I'd type rofl ect but if I dont stop laughing I'll piss myself
----------------------------------------------------------
&tamtam> awwwwwwwwww noooooooo
&tamtam> i need the loo
&tamtam> and its a no. 2
&tamtam> hate doing those anywhere else but home
~Soviet_Babe> LMAO
~Soviet_Babe> so u gonna hold till home?
&tamtam> im trying
&tamtam> got a cold sweat already
Zooloo
Knarf> Zooloo
Pagan> zooloo
honey_b> zooloo
Pagan> tsk honey_b, you not allowed to say it
Knarf> lol
honey_b> what Pagan?
Pagan> we havent made you a honourary zooloo yet
Knarf> Nah shes cool
honey_b> cos i am
Pagan> naaaah
Pagan> doesnt matter
Pagan> we gotta do it officially
Pagan> I need 2 pics first though
Pagan> one normal
Pagan> one nudie
Pagan> mkay thanks
Knarf> she just needs to pass the initiation
honey_b> i have more zollos on my stoep than you :P
Wickedwoman> ja she has to do the whole bare breast thingy
Knarf> lol
Knarf> I like the way u think :-)
Pagan> still doesnt count honey_b
Pagan> Wickedwoman
Pagan> tell honey_b to give me umpf umpf please
honey_b> gmmmft Pagan
Wickedwoman> honey_b u cant be zooloo till u do the unf unf with Pagan
Pagan> gmmmmft is not a no
* honey_b will go back to Bloem
Pagan> so thats progress
Pagan> there we go then. thanks Wickedwoman
Pagan> besides, honey_b, think of how jealous you could make everyone
Knarf> lol
honey_b> hahaha
honey_b> dont i already? lololol
Pagan> you could make them more jealous
Pagan> change your nick to honey_bWotShaggedPagan
Pagan> and get away with it
honey_b> but Pagan everyone knows you a virgin, they will never believe me
Pagan> yes honey_b
Pagan> but look on the bright side
Pagan> <--STD free. need sex first
Wickedwoman> hehehehe
DRE_> Pagan u a virgin?
Pagan> I am, I am
Pagan> just not very good at it
Pagan> zooloo
honey_b> zooloo
Pagan> tsk honey_b, you not allowed to say it
Knarf> lol
honey_b> what Pagan?
Pagan> we havent made you a honourary zooloo yet
Knarf> Nah shes cool
honey_b> cos i am
Pagan> naaaah
Pagan> doesnt matter
Pagan> we gotta do it officially
Pagan> I need 2 pics first though
Pagan> one normal
Pagan> one nudie
Pagan> mkay thanks
Knarf> she just needs to pass the initiation
honey_b> i have more zollos on my stoep than you :P
Wickedwoman> ja she has to do the whole bare breast thingy
Knarf> lol
Knarf> I like the way u think :-)
Pagan> still doesnt count honey_b
Pagan> Wickedwoman
Pagan> tell honey_b to give me umpf umpf please
honey_b> gmmmft Pagan
Wickedwoman> honey_b u cant be zooloo till u do the unf unf with Pagan
Pagan> gmmmmft is not a no
* honey_b will go back to Bloem
Pagan> so thats progress
Pagan> there we go then. thanks Wickedwoman
Pagan> besides, honey_b, think of how jealous you could make everyone
Knarf> lol
honey_b> hahaha
honey_b> dont i already? lololol
Pagan> you could make them more jealous
Pagan> change your nick to honey_bWotShaggedPagan
Pagan> and get away with it
honey_b> but Pagan everyone knows you a virgin, they will never believe me
Pagan> yes honey_b
Pagan> but look on the bright side
Pagan> <--STD free. need sex first
Wickedwoman> hehehehe
DRE_> Pagan u a virgin?
Pagan> I am, I am
Pagan> just not very good at it
School Bunker
* skoolbanker (ircCHAT27@atrum-1501E80E.wbs.co.za) has joined #naughtychat
Pagan> is that supposed to be schoolbUnker?
Pagan> cause if it is
Pagan> you should be in school
* skoolbanker (ircCHAT27@atrum-1501E80E.wbs.co.za) Quit (User Quit: skoolbanker)
Pagan> is that supposed to be schoolbUnker?
Pagan> cause if it is
Pagan> you should be in school
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Vibrators
ClassicLADY> Wish my vibrator wants 2 go faster
Jellybean> lmao
MiSsInG> ClassicLADY: get new batteries hun
Pagan> or a T4 turbo
Pagan> limited slip differential
Pagan> forced induction
Pagan> THATS a vibrator
MiSsInG> ^5 Pagan
Pagan> ^5
ClassicLADY> Wtf r we talking about?
ClassicLADY> Ive got generator
Jellybean> lol
Pagan> yeah, but you need to changed to a LSD
Pagan> doesnt help having all that power if you cant get it down
Pagan> and maybe a 4 speed gearbox instead of the 5speed
Pagan> you'll get a better powerband
ClassicLADY> I thought its suppose 2 go UP
MiSsInG> lol
MiSsInG> ClassicLADY: joo got to check ur rev counter *runzlikehell*
roadkill> 4 speed instead 0f 5 wud 0nly b gud 4sh0rt distances
ClassicLADY> I think i know now why my vibe burned out!
Pagan> well ja roadkill. you looking for acceleration, not top end speed
ClassicLADY> No wonder im on my 3rd one
Jellybean> lmao
MiSsInG> ClassicLADY: get new batteries hun
Pagan> or a T4 turbo
Pagan> limited slip differential
Pagan> forced induction
Pagan> THATS a vibrator
MiSsInG> ^5 Pagan
Pagan> ^5
ClassicLADY> Wtf r we talking about?
ClassicLADY> Ive got generator
Jellybean> lol
Pagan> yeah, but you need to changed to a LSD
Pagan> doesnt help having all that power if you cant get it down
Pagan> and maybe a 4 speed gearbox instead of the 5speed
Pagan> you'll get a better powerband
ClassicLADY> I thought its suppose 2 go UP
MiSsInG> lol
MiSsInG> ClassicLADY: joo got to check ur rev counter *runzlikehell*
roadkill> 4 speed instead 0f 5 wud 0nly b gud 4sh0rt distances
ClassicLADY> I think i know now why my vibe burned out!
Pagan> well ja roadkill. you looking for acceleration, not top end speed
ClassicLADY> No wonder im on my 3rd one
Dont mock the gay ou's
hardguy> and ladies want to chat
DarknessDube> no ladies here
Tonii> Ja all gents
EskomKleinbooi> we all male
* DarknessDube is now known as LighterFourie
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RogerM> this is a male gay chat room :p
Pagan> o shit!
Pagan> that explains a lot
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kittiek> i like men too
Pagan> just look at the nicks joining
Pagan> see?
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MarriedPrince> hi everyone
RogerM> MarriedPrince, can i have your wifes number, i am sure she needs a real man
MarriedPrince> roger... sure she in zimbabwe
MarriedPrince> ohh dam roger is gay..
LighterFourie> we all gay
ClassicLADY> Roflmao
Pagan> dont mock the gay ou's hey
Pagan> any guy that can take a hot willy to the bum is more of a man than me
DarknessDube> no ladies here
Tonii> Ja all gents
EskomKleinbooi> we all male
* DarknessDube is now known as LighterFourie
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RogerM> this is a male gay chat room :p
Pagan> o shit!
Pagan> that explains a lot
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kittiek> i like men too
Pagan> just look at the nicks joining
Pagan> see?
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MarriedPrince> hi everyone
RogerM> MarriedPrince, can i have your wifes number, i am sure she needs a real man
MarriedPrince> roger... sure she in zimbabwe
MarriedPrince> ohh dam roger is gay..
LighterFourie> we all gay
ClassicLADY> Roflmao
Pagan> dont mock the gay ou's hey
Pagan> any guy that can take a hot willy to the bum is more of a man than me
More Bob 'n Pagan
* Pagan reads up
Bob1971> :-o
Bob1971> You can read???!!!
Pagan> no bob
Pagan> i have my nigerian typist read the shit out
Pagan> you think I type this fast?
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Pagan> bob
Pagan> know what sucks dude?
Bob1971> What bud
Pagan> hot lesbians :/
* Pagan lewks at spring and tamtam
Pagan> :/
Bob1971> Thats just plain wrong
Pagan> yeah
Pagan> its like those artificial fruit baskets
Pagan> fkn lekker to look at
Pagan> but you know you wont be eating it anytime soon :/
Bob1971> :-o
Bob1971> You can read???!!!
Pagan> no bob
Pagan> i have my nigerian typist read the shit out
Pagan> you think I type this fast?
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Pagan> bob
Pagan> know what sucks dude?
Bob1971> What bud
Pagan> hot lesbians :/
* Pagan lewks at spring and tamtam
Pagan> :/
Bob1971> Thats just plain wrong
Pagan> yeah
Pagan> its like those artificial fruit baskets
Pagan> fkn lekker to look at
Pagan> but you know you wont be eating it anytime soon :/
Deaf phones
notPagan> check this shit in the newspapers
notPagan> "Deaf people are staging a mass lobby of parliament to call for greater access to hi-tech phone services"
notPagan> BBC News Technology UK Edition: Deaf call for better phone access
notPagan> WTF?
captain> O.o
notPagan> theres a reason they cant use the phones
notPagan> duh
notPagan> its not oppresion
notPagan> its fucking obvious
notPagan> "Deaf people are staging a mass lobby of parliament to call for greater access to hi-tech phone services"
notPagan> BBC News Technology UK Edition: Deaf call for better phone access
notPagan> WTF?
captain> O.o
notPagan> theres a reason they cant use the phones
notPagan> duh
notPagan> its not oppresion
notPagan> its fucking obvious
Granny porn
* randomchick hands wildw some juice
* WildW passes out... dehydrated
randomchick> dont want u to turn into a prune
randomchick> drink ww
randomchick> drink
Pagan> *bad imagery
Pagan> I saw my grandparents having sex once
Pagan> now I cant eat raisins :/
randomchick> omg
tam> lol
randomchick> roflmao
WildW> ok thats just gross lol
randomchick> yip
Pagan> aha
Pagan> indeed
Pagan> *shudder
WildW> grandparents nogal eeeeewwwww
randomchick> u must have had nightmares for years pagan
Pagan> aha
* randomchick shivas
* WildW gags
JenJen> lolol Pagan
Pagan> allthough
Pagan> its scary
WildW> erm brb... I think I just threw up in my mouth a lil
Pagan> more money is spent on viagra and augmentations than is spent on alzheimers research
Pagan> so that means in the not to distant future
JenJen> lol and y is that?
Pagan> there gonna be old people with hardons
Pagan> and perfect breasts
Pagan> that cant remember what to do with them
JenJen> lolol
Pagan> in fact, you can actually see it now
Pagan> google "granny porn"
Pagan> then see how many hits you get
WildW> nooo
WildW> gawd
randomchick> noooo pagan
Pagan> thats cause there is ACTUALLY a market for that shit
randomchick> thats just wrong
Pagan> old ou's + viagra = granny porn
* WildW passes out... dehydrated
randomchick> dont want u to turn into a prune
randomchick> drink ww
randomchick> drink
Pagan> *bad imagery
Pagan> I saw my grandparents having sex once
Pagan> now I cant eat raisins :/
randomchick> omg
tam> lol
randomchick> roflmao
WildW> ok thats just gross lol
randomchick> yip
Pagan> aha
Pagan> indeed
Pagan> *shudder
WildW> grandparents nogal eeeeewwwww
randomchick> u must have had nightmares for years pagan
Pagan> aha
* randomchick shivas
* WildW gags
JenJen> lolol Pagan
Pagan> allthough
Pagan> its scary
WildW> erm brb... I think I just threw up in my mouth a lil
Pagan> more money is spent on viagra and augmentations than is spent on alzheimers research
Pagan> so that means in the not to distant future
JenJen> lol and y is that?
Pagan> there gonna be old people with hardons
Pagan> and perfect breasts
Pagan> that cant remember what to do with them
JenJen> lolol
Pagan> in fact, you can actually see it now
Pagan> google "granny porn"
Pagan> then see how many hits you get
WildW> nooo
WildW> gawd
randomchick> noooo pagan
Pagan> thats cause there is ACTUALLY a market for that shit
randomchick> thats just wrong
Pagan> old ou's + viagra = granny porn
Drugs 'n Sluts
Gareth> pagan
tweak> well, pagan is your whoreish side kick he deals with drugs and sluts,And i'm his pimp
Gareth> :P
FireQueen> lol
Pagan> woohoo
Pagan> drugs and sluts
Pagan> now thats a party
Gareth> Yeah
Pagan> unless by drugs and sluts it means roofies and gareth
Pagan> :/
Gareth> I'm skillfull like that
FireQueen> LOL
Gareth> LMAO
tweak> well, pagan is your whoreish side kick he deals with drugs and sluts,And i'm his pimp
Gareth> :P
FireQueen> lol
Pagan> woohoo
Pagan> drugs and sluts
Pagan> now thats a party
Gareth> Yeah
Pagan> unless by drugs and sluts it means roofies and gareth
Pagan> :/
Gareth> I'm skillfull like that
FireQueen> LOL
Gareth> LMAO
Fluffy
* Tira winks at Pagan
* Pagan touches tira on the noemfie
Tira> lol
Bob1971> Fishfingers
* Pagan sniffs them
Tira> Pagan... noemfie is very sensitive... and she craves alot of attention... you sure you wanna touch noemfie hmmm?
Pagan> how bout that
Pagan> yes please
Tira> noemfie... vat hom fluffy!!!
Tira> hehehehe
* Pagan is now known as Fluffy
* Fluffy vat hom
* Pagan touches tira on the noemfie
Tira> lol
Bob1971> Fishfingers
* Pagan sniffs them
Tira> Pagan... noemfie is very sensitive... and she craves alot of attention... you sure you wanna touch noemfie hmmm?
Pagan> how bout that
Pagan> yes please
Tira> noemfie... vat hom fluffy!!!
Tira> hehehehe
* Pagan is now known as Fluffy
* Fluffy vat hom
Motels
* Galadriel laughs at dot
* Dot motels at Galadriel in return
Zooloo> lol
Zooloo> motels...
Galadriel> Wtf is motel?
Zooloo> its like a hotel only cheaper... u pay by the hour :-)
ReadyPagan> I need to find a place that charges by the minute
Cas> lol
ReadyPagan> or else its like 50 min of foreplay
ReadyPagan> :/
Cas> lmao
Cas> cheapskate
Zooloo> lol
Zooloo> and 5 of cuddle time
ReadyPagan> ja
* Dot motels at Galadriel in return
Zooloo> lol
Zooloo> motels...
Galadriel> Wtf is motel?
Zooloo> its like a hotel only cheaper... u pay by the hour :-)
ReadyPagan> I need to find a place that charges by the minute
Cas> lol
ReadyPagan> or else its like 50 min of foreplay
ReadyPagan> :/
Cas> lmao
Cas> cheapskate
Zooloo> lol
Zooloo> and 5 of cuddle time
ReadyPagan> ja
Voicing
* Porter is now away - Reason : smoke
Aphrodite> Porter *cough*
* Pagan sets mode: +v Porter
Pagan> when he comes back he'll have a zillion pvts
Pagan> *she
Pagan> *she'll
Misty23> bwahahhahhhaaa
Aphrodite> Porter *cough*
* Pagan sets mode: +v Porter
Pagan> when he comes back he'll have a zillion pvts
Pagan> *she
Pagan> *she'll
Misty23> bwahahhahhhaaa
Porn
Pagan> I'll send you lesbian porn
Phate> there's no difference between lesbian and gay pr0n
Phate> be it male on male of female on female
Phate> it's still gay
Pagan> I suppose the only difference is the taste
Phate> there's no difference between lesbian and gay pr0n
Phate> be it male on male of female on female
Phate> it's still gay
Pagan> I suppose the only difference is the taste
Being Wierd
* chery_se is bored out of ehr mind
chery_se> *her
Pagan> I'll cyber you chery_se
* Pagan looks around for PP
Pagan> coast is clear
chery_se> lol heya Pagan
Ishtar> chery_se: don't he sucks at it :P
chery_se> lol Ishtar
Pagan> no I dont
Pagan> I'm a master cyberer
Pagan> I copy and paste the good shit
Pagan> (Bob1971) i remember the first time i made love it was dark, cold and i was all by myself
Pagan> (Bob1971) bah wrong window damnit
Pagan> (Bob1971) ignore that
Pagan> like that
Ishtar> pmsl
chery_se> lmao
DukeOnAir> hehehehe
Pagan> i didnt set tahat
Pagan> *say
Pagan> *that
Pagan> *I
Pagan> *didn't
chery_se> hahahahahahah
Pagan> Getting high also impairs judgment, which can lead to risky decision making on issues like sex, criminal activity, or riding with someone who is under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Pagan> i get high all the time but im not getting laid...:(
Pagan> this weed isnt working correctly :/
Ishtar> lol Pagan
Bob1971> LOL
Pagan> i'm going to try natural penis enlargement ok?
Pagan> if it works i'll let you guys know and we can be the channel with the biggest penises on IRC
Pagan> It's some excercise you do with your hand
* chery_se reminds Pagan shes a chick.
Pagan> thats ok chery_se, i have sex like i just got out of prison and about to go back in
Pagan> My biological clock says 12:00 and blinks.
Pagan> so...you keen?
Ishtar> Pagan: I understand that we already are the channel with the biggest Dicks around :P
chery_se> lmao Ishtar
* Pagan puts a condom on his head....if you gonna act like a dick,,,might as well dress like one
chery_se> *her
Pagan> I'll cyber you chery_se
* Pagan looks around for PP
Pagan> coast is clear
chery_se> lol heya Pagan
Ishtar> chery_se: don't he sucks at it :P
chery_se> lol Ishtar
Pagan> no I dont
Pagan> I'm a master cyberer
Pagan> I copy and paste the good shit
Pagan> (Bob1971) i remember the first time i made love it was dark, cold and i was all by myself
Pagan> (Bob1971) bah wrong window damnit
Pagan> (Bob1971) ignore that
Pagan> like that
Ishtar> pmsl
chery_se> lmao
DukeOnAir> hehehehe
Pagan> i didnt set tahat
Pagan> *say
Pagan> *that
Pagan> *I
Pagan> *didn't
chery_se> hahahahahahah
Pagan> Getting high also impairs judgment, which can lead to risky decision making on issues like sex, criminal activity, or riding with someone who is under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Pagan> i get high all the time but im not getting laid...:(
Pagan> this weed isnt working correctly :/
Ishtar> lol Pagan
Bob1971> LOL
Pagan> i'm going to try natural penis enlargement ok?
Pagan> if it works i'll let you guys know and we can be the channel with the biggest penises on IRC
Pagan> It's some excercise you do with your hand
* chery_se reminds Pagan shes a chick.
Pagan> thats ok chery_se, i have sex like i just got out of prison and about to go back in
Pagan> My biological clock says 12:00 and blinks.
Pagan> so...you keen?
Ishtar> Pagan: I understand that we already are the channel with the biggest Dicks around :P
chery_se> lmao Ishtar
* Pagan puts a condom on his head....if you gonna act like a dick,,,might as well dress like one
Typo
* Pagan is now known as Bob1971
Bob1971> ~welcomemessage Having my right hand as a girlfriend is the best relationship I've ever had. It's always up for threesomes, it'll never cheat on me. And best of all, I don't have to talk to it after sex, because I don't know sign language.
* Bob1971 is now known as Pagan
Pagan> oops
Bob1971> ~welcomemessage Having my right hand as a girlfriend is the best relationship I've ever had. It's always up for threesomes, it'll never cheat on me. And best of all, I don't have to talk to it after sex, because I don't know sign language.
* Bob1971 is now known as Pagan
Pagan> oops
"I wanna be an oparater"
lazybone> i wanna be an oparater
Shadow-Cat> lazybone i have set your op status.. i need you to push Alt F4 for me pls..
* lazybone (cgiirc@D46B2A27.D4E54C15.3CDFFCA4.IP) Quit (User Quit: lazybone)
Lazybone then proceeded to join and quit about 8-9 times trying to get it right, which was rather amusing.
Then got 2 more people to do ALT-F4 as well, even though they had witnessed most of it
Shadow-Cat> lazybone i have set your op status.. i need you to push Alt F4 for me pls..
* lazybone (cgiirc@D46B2A27.D4E54C15.3CDFFCA4.IP) Quit (User Quit: lazybone)
Lazybone then proceeded to join and quit about 8-9 times trying to get it right, which was rather amusing.
Then got 2 more people to do ALT-F4 as well, even though they had witnessed most of it
Idiot
JACKSLAMMER> WATS UP PEEPS?
Lilly22> hi Jackslammer..you should probably not use caps..
JACKSLAMMER> WHY NOT CAPS?
Lilly22> it's a rule
Lilly22> and if the ops catch you...they'll kick you out
JACKSLAMMER> HOW DO I CHANGE IT LILLY?
Pagan> wtf
Pagan> eish dude
* Pagan saves that for future laughs
Pagan> press alt
Pagan> and f4
Pagan> it'll do it for u
* JACKSLAMMER (ffffffffff@206F9A1D.2FD246A4.F0686109.IP) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
Lilly22> hi Jackslammer..you should probably not use caps..
JACKSLAMMER> WHY NOT CAPS?
Lilly22> it's a rule
Lilly22> and if the ops catch you...they'll kick you out
JACKSLAMMER> HOW DO I CHANGE IT LILLY?
Pagan> wtf
Pagan> eish dude
* Pagan saves that for future laughs
Pagan> press alt
Pagan> and f4
Pagan> it'll do it for u
* JACKSLAMMER (ffffffffff@206F9A1D.2FD246A4.F0686109.IP) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
Adventures of Bob and Pagan
Bob1971> Im trying to convince MrsBob to get under me,but keep getting told "Vat jou jags lyf en vokof!"
Pagan> lol
Pagan> dude
Pagan> we've been over this before
Pagan> you aint gonna get nookie and irc at the same time
Pagan> choose one
Bob1971> Nah told her Ill narrow down her options from yes/no to "you have no choice" "vasdruk en spyker"
Bob1971> Ill get her in the shower just now *eg*
Pagan> just dont drop the soap
Pagan> you'd never survive in prison dude
Pagan> she told me how many times you drop the soap when you shower together
Pagan> 15 times isnt a "accident"
Pagan> aaaha, here we go
Pagan> try this bob
Pagan> "Sure your ass will hurt, but its better than getting pregnant..."
Pagan> nothing says "I love you" like semi permanant colon damage
Bob1971> MrsBob says hahaha you so funny
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Bob1971> FUCK
Pagan> That's what all the girls say
Pagan> Though, usually, they add "off" at the end.
Pagan> Sometimes it's between "DON'T" and "ING TOUCH ME"
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Pagan> we are not perverts ;P
Bob1971> speak for youself ;)
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* InnocentBob looks at Tandy again,mmmmm,I can see it now,Ponytails and a too small school uniform
* Storm goes to shave her beard
* Pagan pictures it
* InnocentBob offers his shaving services to Storm
Storm> lol
* Pagan offers his penis to storm
Storm> i am so not falling for that
Pagan> again
Storm> lol
InnocentBob> Is that a no then Storm?
Pagan> I didnt see a no
Pagan> so I dont think so
Storm> InnocentBob: i can handle it myself thanks :P
Pagan> bet she's thinking about it
Tandy> Oh that was a definite no
Storm> NO
Storm> NO
Storm> NOOOOOO
Tandy> Once more
Pagan> see tandy, it wasnt a no
Storm> ok?
Tandy> just for effect
Storm> NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Tandy> Ok
Tandy> I saw that
Tandy> InnocentBob
Tandy> Pagan
* InnocentBob looks at Pagan,I'm getting a slight rejection feeling here
Storm> NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Tandy> Confirm that you saw that too please
Pagan> I'm getting a slight erection feeling here
InnocentBob> Saw what?
Storm> freaks
* InnocentBob was kicked by Storm (NO!! (see it now?) :P)
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Jellybean> serial flirts, both of u
Pagan> nah
Pagan> tira is different
Pagan> she my hunni
Pagan> ask her
Jellybean> lol
Bob1971> Me too *kof*
Tira is Pagans hunni
Pagan> bob
Pagan> you only my hunni tuesday/thursday gayday
* Pagan checks calender
Bob1971> LOL poepol
Tira> he he he he he
Pagan> oh thats today
Pagan> ok
Pagan> you my hunni today too bud
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Pagan> dude
Pagan> u get pics from Pu55yCaT yet?
Pagan> I got fokkol
Bob1971> Nah nothing hey
* Bob1971 glares at Pu55yCaT
* Pagan glares at Pu55yCaT
Bob1971> what gives huh??
Pagan> huh huh?
Pagan> thats not how we operate around here
Pu55yCaT> lmfao
Pagan> we'll trade you though
Pu55yCaT> *adjusts wonderbra*
Pagan> send us pics
Pagan> then we send u some
Pagan> so technically you score pagan nudies and midget porn
Pagan> that rocks
Bob1971> LOL
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Bob1971> They short with moerse tits
Pu55yCaT> midgets with mellons *starts new competition*
Bob1971> Maybe I should google that
Bob1971> mmmm
Bob1971> brb
Chills> eish bob
Pu55yCaT> lol
Bob1971> Results 1 - 10 of about 697,000 for midgets with melons. (0.30 seconds)
Pagan> The internet is a beautiful place....
Pagan> Because no matter what kind of twisted freak you are, you've got a friend out there :D
Pagan> You could ask the internet "Find people who have sex with goats on fire."
Pagan> And internet will ask you, "What kind of goats?"
Pu55yCaT> lmao
Bob1971> LOL
River> lol
Chills> lmao
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Chopper> knobby - how u hanging?
Bob1971> SKANK
* Bob1971 sets mode: +v Chopper
Chopper> bastardo :-)
* Pagan sets mode: +v Bob1971
* Pagan sets mode: -o Bob1971
Bob1971> Nice boobs you got there Chopper
Pagan> nice boobs bob
Chopper> lol
Pagan> type /nick boob
Pagan> thats bob with two o's
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Pagan> lol
Pagan> dude
Pagan> we've been over this before
Pagan> you aint gonna get nookie and irc at the same time
Pagan> choose one
Bob1971> Nah told her Ill narrow down her options from yes/no to "you have no choice" "vasdruk en spyker"
Bob1971> Ill get her in the shower just now *eg*
Pagan> just dont drop the soap
Pagan> you'd never survive in prison dude
Pagan> she told me how many times you drop the soap when you shower together
Pagan> 15 times isnt a "accident"
Pagan> aaaha, here we go
Pagan> try this bob
Pagan> "Sure your ass will hurt, but its better than getting pregnant..."
Pagan> nothing says "I love you" like semi permanant colon damage
Bob1971> MrsBob says hahaha you so funny
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Bob1971> FUCK
Pagan> That's what all the girls say
Pagan> Though, usually, they add "off" at the end.
Pagan> Sometimes it's between "DON'T" and "ING TOUCH ME"
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Pagan> we are not perverts ;P
Bob1971> speak for youself ;)
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* InnocentBob looks at Tandy again,mmmmm,I can see it now,Ponytails and a too small school uniform
* Storm goes to shave her beard
* Pagan pictures it
* InnocentBob offers his shaving services to Storm
Storm> lol
* Pagan offers his penis to storm
Storm> i am so not falling for that
Pagan> again
Storm> lol
InnocentBob> Is that a no then Storm?
Pagan> I didnt see a no
Pagan> so I dont think so
Storm> InnocentBob: i can handle it myself thanks :P
Pagan> bet she's thinking about it
Tandy> Oh that was a definite no
Storm> NO
Storm> NO
Storm> NOOOOOO
Tandy> Once more
Pagan> see tandy, it wasnt a no
Storm> ok?
Tandy> just for effect
Storm> NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Tandy> Ok
Tandy> I saw that
Tandy> InnocentBob
Tandy> Pagan
* InnocentBob looks at Pagan,I'm getting a slight rejection feeling here
Storm> NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Tandy> Confirm that you saw that too please
Pagan> I'm getting a slight erection feeling here
InnocentBob> Saw what?
Storm> freaks
* InnocentBob was kicked by Storm (NO!! (see it now?) :P)
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Jellybean> serial flirts, both of u
Pagan> nah
Pagan> tira is different
Pagan> she my hunni
Pagan> ask her
Jellybean> lol
Bob1971> Me too *kof*
Tira is Pagans hunni
Pagan> bob
Pagan> you only my hunni tuesday/thursday gayday
* Pagan checks calender
Bob1971> LOL poepol
Tira> he he he he he
Pagan> oh thats today
Pagan> ok
Pagan> you my hunni today too bud
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Pagan> dude
Pagan> u get pics from Pu55yCaT yet?
Pagan> I got fokkol
Bob1971> Nah nothing hey
* Bob1971 glares at Pu55yCaT
* Pagan glares at Pu55yCaT
Bob1971> what gives huh??
Pagan> huh huh?
Pagan> thats not how we operate around here
Pu55yCaT> lmfao
Pagan> we'll trade you though
Pu55yCaT> *adjusts wonderbra*
Pagan> send us pics
Pagan> then we send u some
Pagan> so technically you score pagan nudies and midget porn
Pagan> that rocks
Bob1971> LOL
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Bob1971> They short with moerse tits
Pu55yCaT> midgets with mellons *starts new competition*
Bob1971> Maybe I should google that
Bob1971> mmmm
Bob1971> brb
Chills> eish bob
Pu55yCaT> lol
Bob1971> Results 1 - 10 of about 697,000 for midgets with melons. (0.30 seconds)
Pagan> The internet is a beautiful place....
Pagan> Because no matter what kind of twisted freak you are, you've got a friend out there :D
Pagan> You could ask the internet "Find people who have sex with goats on fire."
Pagan> And internet will ask you, "What kind of goats?"
Pu55yCaT> lmao
Bob1971> LOL
River> lol
Chills> lmao
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Chopper> knobby - how u hanging?
Bob1971> SKANK
* Bob1971 sets mode: +v Chopper
Chopper> bastardo :-)
* Pagan sets mode: +v Bob1971
* Pagan sets mode: -o Bob1971
Bob1971> Nice boobs you got there Chopper
Pagan> nice boobs bob
Chopper> lol
Pagan> type /nick boob
Pagan> thats bob with two o's
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Another Penis Convo
zoe_zoo> <---------------------slaps Mousie *do i look like a zoo keeper*
* Pagan is now known as THEzooKeeper
THEzooKeeper> **eyebrow waggle
PSD> its all about money
zoe_zoo> lol zoo
* THEzooKeeper is now known as zoo_zoe
zoo_zoe> hehe
Mousie> :/
zoe_zoo> the confusion starts so early
zoo_zoe> *waits
Mousie> u know mousies like it ruff grrr
zoo_zoe> yeah
zoo_zoe> brrrrrrr
jhcapeguy> zoe how did you get that little symbol next to your name?
* zoo_zoe sets mode: +v jhcapeguy
zoo_zoe> like that
* zoo_zoe is now known as Pagan
zoe_zoo> what symbol babes?
jhcapeguy> oh hang on im confused lol
Pagan> hahaha
zoe_zoo> lmao
* Pagan sets mode: -v jhcapeguy
jhcapeguy> it was zoo zoe
zoe_zoo> lol
zoe_zoo> he gave u tits babe
Pagan> hehe, good thing you didnt try and pvt me without asking
Mousie> Oo
jhcapeguy> pagan caught me out
zoe_zoo> lmao
Pagan> hehe yip
Mousie> lies !
Mousie> lol
jhcapeguy> its early
Mousie> oh zoe making the first move
jhcapeguy> thats why pagan was ab;le to trick us
Pagan> tell yourself that
Pagan> tis ok
* Mousie gets popcorn
jhcapeguy> its true my eyes are still blurry
zoe_zoo> no Mousie *slap*
jhcapeguy> plus im from the cape
Pagan> oh
Pagan> thats different then
jhcapeguy> we take longer to surface
jhcapeguy> pagan give me one of those little symbols for 5 minutes please
zoe_zoo> tsk
zoe_zoo> lmao
* Pagan sets mode: +v jhcapeguy
zoe_zoo> u admiring your boobs jhcapeguy?
Mousie> u guna play with urself for 5 ?
Pagan> bet he's touching them
jhcapeguy> i dont see them zoe?
Pagan> I would be
Mousie> lol
jhcapeguy> oh now i see it
* Pagan touches jhcapeguy's boobs
jhcapeguy> nice and firm lol
* Pagan sets mode: +v46DD jhcapeguy
zoe_zoo> lol
jhcapeguy> no pagan i dont want a plus i want a @
jhcapeguy> lol
zoe_zoo> hehehehe
* Mousie blocks zoes virgin eyes
zoe_zoo> virgin my ass
jhcapeguy> zoe a virgin
Mousie> lol
jhcapeguy> sheesh mousie
Pagan> ummm
Pagan> so what you're saying is....
jhcapeguy> jhcapegirlwithfirmboobs
Pagan> you dont want boobs?
Pagan> thats it
Pagan> type /nick jhcapegirlwithfirmboobs
jhcapeguy> noooooooooo
Pagan> cmon
Pagan> will be funny
jhcapeguy> i dont think i can handle wearing bras
zoe_zoo> lol
Pagan> esp if I lock it and you cant change it
jhcapeguy> hang on ill do it for you
jhcapeguy> oh
Pagan> umm
jhcapeguy> no
Pagan> ignore taht
jhcapeguy> that wont be fair
zoe_zoo> lmao
Pagan> oops. wrong window?
jhcapeguy> but you could prolly change it anyway you guys have all the rights
jhcapeguy> what avt giving zoe a umm penis is the corerct word
* Pagan sets mode: -v zoe_zoo
Pagan> *POOF
Mousie> mwah mwah mwah
zoe_zoo> hell no - i like me titts
jhcapeguy> lol
* Pagan sets mode: +v zoe_zoo
zoe_zoo> and miss them now
Pagan> its like being a wierd jesus
zoe_zoo> nawty Pagan
Pagan> "i'm bliiiind"
Pagan> "you can see" *pooof
Mousie> o.o
Pagan> *poof "I'm bliiiind"
Pagan> *giggles
jhcapeguy> damn
Pagan> *poof "you can seeeee"
Pagan> etc
jhcapeguy> and i miss my penis pagan
jhcapeguy> please give me my penis back
Pagan> ok
Pagan> I'll send you a email
jhcapeguy> im gonna have guys privating me all day
Pagan> then you click on the link
Pagan> "penis enlargement"
Pagan> it rocks
jhcapeguy> lol
cindy> hehehehe
* Pagan sets mode: -v jhcapeguy
Pagan> *waits for meds to kick in
jhcapeguy> thank you pagan
Pagan> my pleasure
Mousie> pagan u wana c soething weird
jhcapeguy> ill still click on the link
Pagan> please dont show me your penis
Mousie> ?
zoe_zoo> lol
jhcapeguy> why not pagan?
Pagan> I have one. I know what one looks like
Mousie> lol weirder than that
jhcapeguy> its above average quality
Pagan> mines WAY above average quality
RogerM> lol @ above average quality
Pagan> its a very nice penis
Pagan> oh
Pagan> you dont mean that
Pagan> nvm
Pagan> bet you're all thinking about it now
RogerM> Pagan do u have a name for him
Pagan> yes actually
Pagan> Mr dick
RogerM> Pagan u should call it "words" and then u can put words in someones mouth :p
Pagan> movie houses are now selling popcorn in new sizes. small, medium, large, superlarge, and my dick
Doggoneugly> bwahahahahahahahaahaa
* Pagan flashes zoe_zoo
* Pagan looks around
Pagan> did my penis kill the convo again?
Pagan> eish
Pagan> ok, I wont talk about it any more :/
* Pagan pokes zoe_zoo
Pagan> oi
zoe_zoo> mwha
Pagan> lol. is that all you can say
zoe_zoo> flash more
Pagan> its like I'm running a monologue here
RogerM> we are not worthy :p
zoe_zoo> well bring it here and ill say more
Pagan> its not irc, its multiplayer notepad :/
Doggoneugly> erm Pagan it would be worse if u gave ur penus a name
Pagan> it has a name
Pagan> mr dick
zoe_zoo> lol
zoe_zoo> original
Doggoneugly> mr dick would like to know if he can enter miss fanny
PSD> when you get an erection there stands"Superman"
* TheRock (WWE@Atrum-2C74570D.nngy.isadsl.co.za) has joined #naughtychat
* bitchbot sets mode: +o TheRock
Pagan> I dont get morning glories. mine are like morning miracles
Pagan> morning rock
zoe_zoo> lo TheRock
Doggoneugly> lo TheRock
zoe_zoo> hiya Doggoneugly
TheRock> hey guys and gals
Pagan> pull in bud. we talking about my penis apparently
Pagan> save me
TheRock> lol no tanks
* Pagan is now known as THEzooKeeper
THEzooKeeper> **eyebrow waggle
PSD> its all about money
zoe_zoo> lol zoo
* THEzooKeeper is now known as zoo_zoe
zoo_zoe> hehe
Mousie> :/
zoe_zoo> the confusion starts so early
zoo_zoe> *waits
Mousie> u know mousies like it ruff grrr
zoo_zoe> yeah
zoo_zoe> brrrrrrr
jhcapeguy> zoe how did you get that little symbol next to your name?
* zoo_zoe sets mode: +v jhcapeguy
zoo_zoe> like that
* zoo_zoe is now known as Pagan
zoe_zoo> what symbol babes?
jhcapeguy> oh hang on im confused lol
Pagan> hahaha
zoe_zoo> lmao
* Pagan sets mode: -v jhcapeguy
jhcapeguy> it was zoo zoe
zoe_zoo> lol
zoe_zoo> he gave u tits babe
Pagan> hehe, good thing you didnt try and pvt me without asking
Mousie> Oo
jhcapeguy> pagan caught me out
zoe_zoo> lmao
Pagan> hehe yip
Mousie> lies !
Mousie> lol
jhcapeguy> its early
Mousie> oh zoe making the first move
jhcapeguy> thats why pagan was ab;le to trick us
Pagan> tell yourself that
Pagan> tis ok
* Mousie gets popcorn
jhcapeguy> its true my eyes are still blurry
zoe_zoo> no Mousie *slap*
jhcapeguy> plus im from the cape
Pagan> oh
Pagan> thats different then
jhcapeguy> we take longer to surface
jhcapeguy> pagan give me one of those little symbols for 5 minutes please
zoe_zoo> tsk
zoe_zoo> lmao
* Pagan sets mode: +v jhcapeguy
zoe_zoo> u admiring your boobs jhcapeguy?
Mousie> u guna play with urself for 5 ?
Pagan> bet he's touching them
jhcapeguy> i dont see them zoe?
Pagan> I would be
Mousie> lol
jhcapeguy> oh now i see it
* Pagan touches jhcapeguy's boobs
jhcapeguy> nice and firm lol
* Pagan sets mode: +v46DD jhcapeguy
zoe_zoo> lol
jhcapeguy> no pagan i dont want a plus i want a @
jhcapeguy> lol
zoe_zoo> hehehehe
* Mousie blocks zoes virgin eyes
zoe_zoo> virgin my ass
jhcapeguy> zoe a virgin
Mousie> lol
jhcapeguy> sheesh mousie
Pagan> ummm
Pagan> so what you're saying is....
jhcapeguy> jhcapegirlwithfirmboobs
Pagan> you dont want boobs?
Pagan> thats it
Pagan> type /nick jhcapegirlwithfirmboobs
jhcapeguy> noooooooooo
Pagan> cmon
Pagan> will be funny
jhcapeguy> i dont think i can handle wearing bras
zoe_zoo> lol
Pagan> esp if I lock it and you cant change it
jhcapeguy> hang on ill do it for you
jhcapeguy> oh
Pagan> umm
jhcapeguy> no
Pagan> ignore taht
jhcapeguy> that wont be fair
zoe_zoo> lmao
Pagan> oops. wrong window?
jhcapeguy> but you could prolly change it anyway you guys have all the rights
jhcapeguy> what avt giving zoe a umm penis is the corerct word
* Pagan sets mode: -v zoe_zoo
Pagan> *POOF
Mousie> mwah mwah mwah
zoe_zoo> hell no - i like me titts
jhcapeguy> lol
* Pagan sets mode: +v zoe_zoo
zoe_zoo> and miss them now
Pagan> its like being a wierd jesus
zoe_zoo> nawty Pagan
Pagan> "i'm bliiiind"
Pagan> "you can see" *pooof
Mousie> o.o
Pagan> *poof "I'm bliiiind"
Pagan> *giggles
jhcapeguy> damn
Pagan> *poof "you can seeeee"
Pagan> etc
jhcapeguy> and i miss my penis pagan
jhcapeguy> please give me my penis back
Pagan> ok
Pagan> I'll send you a email
jhcapeguy> im gonna have guys privating me all day
Pagan> then you click on the link
Pagan> "penis enlargement"
Pagan> it rocks
jhcapeguy> lol
cindy> hehehehe
* Pagan sets mode: -v jhcapeguy
Pagan> *waits for meds to kick in
jhcapeguy> thank you pagan
Pagan> my pleasure
Mousie> pagan u wana c soething weird
jhcapeguy> ill still click on the link
Pagan> please dont show me your penis
Mousie> ?
zoe_zoo> lol
jhcapeguy> why not pagan?
Pagan> I have one. I know what one looks like
Mousie> lol weirder than that
jhcapeguy> its above average quality
Pagan> mines WAY above average quality
RogerM> lol @ above average quality
Pagan> its a very nice penis
Pagan> oh
Pagan> you dont mean that
Pagan> nvm
Pagan> bet you're all thinking about it now
RogerM> Pagan do u have a name for him
Pagan> yes actually
Pagan> Mr dick
RogerM> Pagan u should call it "words" and then u can put words in someones mouth :p
Pagan> movie houses are now selling popcorn in new sizes. small, medium, large, superlarge, and my dick
Doggoneugly> bwahahahahahahahaahaa
* Pagan flashes zoe_zoo
* Pagan looks around
Pagan> did my penis kill the convo again?
Pagan> eish
Pagan> ok, I wont talk about it any more :/
* Pagan pokes zoe_zoo
Pagan> oi
zoe_zoo> mwha
Pagan> lol. is that all you can say
zoe_zoo> flash more
Pagan> its like I'm running a monologue here
RogerM> we are not worthy :p
zoe_zoo> well bring it here and ill say more
Pagan> its not irc, its multiplayer notepad :/
Doggoneugly> erm Pagan it would be worse if u gave ur penus a name
Pagan> it has a name
Pagan> mr dick
zoe_zoo> lol
zoe_zoo> original
Doggoneugly> mr dick would like to know if he can enter miss fanny
PSD> when you get an erection there stands"Superman"
* TheRock (WWE@Atrum-2C74570D.nngy.isadsl.co.za) has joined #naughtychat
* bitchbot sets mode: +o TheRock
Pagan> I dont get morning glories. mine are like morning miracles
Pagan> morning rock
zoe_zoo> lo TheRock
Doggoneugly> lo TheRock
zoe_zoo> hiya Doggoneugly
TheRock> hey guys and gals
Pagan> pull in bud. we talking about my penis apparently
Pagan> save me
TheRock> lol no tanks
Horse
Horse> Which girls r wearin sexy underwear
Wickedwoman> horse do u have a death wish dude
Pagan> me
easynotcheap> not me
Horse> Why
Pagan> this gstring pretty sexy I think
Wickedwoman> Pagan u do look so stunning in your Victoria's secret
Pagan> I do usually
Horse> Pagan whatr u wearin
Pagan> well, underneath all this work stuff I got on lacy black underwear
Horse> G-string ?
Pagan> of course
Pagan> only way to go
Horse> How do we chat privately
Pagan> we dont need to yet
Pagan> you wanna see, dont you?
Horse> Yes
Pagan> hmmm, well if you're lucky I might send you a pic
Wickedwoman> Pagan hunni are u wearing the one with the red bows u had on last time we were together
Horse> Just tell me how coz i dont now im new
Pagan> but, only on one condition
Horse> ok
Pagan> do you have a big penis?
Wickedwoman> ooohhhhhh
Wickedwoman> we can have a 3sum maybe
Wickedwoman> Horse u into that
Horse> Why the name HORSE ?
Pagan> aaah cool. so you do
Pagan> awesome
TypeR> Pagan i think hs nick says it all
Pagan> me 2
Pagan> wanna see it?
Horse> Ofcourse
Pagan> cool. so you're also gay?
Pagan> do you have a cam?
Pagan> I do
Wickedwoman> so do ihorse
Horse> Wickedwoman i like woman
Pagan> I do too sometimes
Horse> Is pagan gay no offense im just into woman
Pagan> no, I'm not gay
Pagan> I just like seeing people fuck
Pagan> even if they're guys
Wickedwoman> horse do u have a death wish dude
Pagan> me
easynotcheap> not me
Horse> Why
Pagan> this gstring pretty sexy I think
Wickedwoman> Pagan u do look so stunning in your Victoria's secret
Pagan> I do usually
Horse> Pagan whatr u wearin
Pagan> well, underneath all this work stuff I got on lacy black underwear
Horse> G-string ?
Pagan> of course
Pagan> only way to go
Horse> How do we chat privately
Pagan> we dont need to yet
Pagan> you wanna see, dont you?
Horse> Yes
Pagan> hmmm, well if you're lucky I might send you a pic
Wickedwoman> Pagan hunni are u wearing the one with the red bows u had on last time we were together
Horse> Just tell me how coz i dont now im new
Pagan> but, only on one condition
Horse> ok
Pagan> do you have a big penis?
Wickedwoman> ooohhhhhh
Wickedwoman> we can have a 3sum maybe
Wickedwoman> Horse u into that
Horse> Why the name HORSE ?
Pagan> aaah cool. so you do
Pagan> awesome
TypeR> Pagan i think hs nick says it all
Pagan> me 2
Pagan> wanna see it?
Horse> Ofcourse
Pagan> cool. so you're also gay?
Pagan> do you have a cam?
Pagan> I do
Wickedwoman> so do ihorse
Horse> Wickedwoman i like woman
Pagan> I do too sometimes
Horse> Is pagan gay no offense im just into woman
Pagan> no, I'm not gay
Pagan> I just like seeing people fuck
Pagan> even if they're guys
E-Penis
* Pagan streaks through the room
Pagan> *uturn
Pagan> *flap flap flap
Zeus> flap flap?!?!
Zeus> but arent you white Pagan?!?!
zoe_zoo> lmao
Zeus> shit dont be flappin on nekkid white ppl
Pagan> yes. but I'm from kzn
Pagan> so I'm half zulu
zoe_zoo> Pagan is actually pink
Pagan> the btm half to be exact
Zeus> ahhhhh.....banana republic
Pagan> cause its unemployed and smokes crack all day
Zeus> respect!
Pagan> *puff
Pagan> <<---half man, half amazing, half anaconda
Zeus> so you all ppl see is a piel in other words?!?!
Zeus> flap flap nogals
UberGremlin> i always thought it was fawp fawp
Zeus> oh my hat....i'm actually laffin for that
UberGremlin> flap sounds so flacid
Pagan> well, flacid is a rather strange term to use for something this big
Pagan> *looks down
fanks Zeus
UberGremlin> roflmao Pagan
Pagan> damn my oversized manly bits
UberGremlin> a curse huh?
Pagan> <---massive ogre penis gene
zoe_zoo> lol
Pagan> yip
UberGremlin> im happy with my 9inches
Pagan> neighbors hate it
Pagan> I cant do anal
UberGremlin> LOL
Pagan> screaming upsets them
UberGremlin> bhawbhwabha
Boerseun> lmao
UberGremlin> einnna
Zeus> you gawts small piel nir
Zeus> i can tell
Pagan> *chuckles
UberGremlin> who me?
Zeus> cos only on IRC can you make it out to be kak groot
Pagan> zeus. dude. is this gonna be a "my penis is bigger" convo?
Pagan> cause I have a cam
Pagan> and a ruler
Zeus> can you skip biets?!?!
Scotty> kewl
zoe_zoo> lol
Pagan> but I'm proud to annouce. my e-penis is currently 18"
Pagan> pvt me girls
NaughtyJ> 18 inches yar sure Pagan
Zeus> LMFAO @ Pagan
Pagan> its my e-penis
Pagan> it can be any size I want
NaughtyJ> hehehehhehe
Zeus> dewd....i want sum o dat pills you gawt
Pagan> the sad part is
Pagan> this IS sober pagan
NaughtyJ> 12 inches and the chicks will believe u
Pagan> must see me when I'm on
Pagan> eish
Pagan> *sigh
Pagan> NJ
Pagan> e-penis
Pagan> like e-mail
NaughtyJ> i knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Pagan> oh
Pagan> wanna see it?
Pagan> tottie.jpg 9.8mb
NaughtyJ> hehehehhe
NaughtyJ> uh uh
Pagan> high definition
Pagan> it rocks
Pagan> you could wallpaper your house with it
Pagan> the resolution is so fine
Pagan> *uturn
Pagan> *flap flap flap
Zeus> flap flap?!?!
Zeus> but arent you white Pagan?!?!
zoe_zoo> lmao
Zeus> shit dont be flappin on nekkid white ppl
Pagan> yes. but I'm from kzn
Pagan> so I'm half zulu
zoe_zoo> Pagan is actually pink
Pagan> the btm half to be exact
Zeus> ahhhhh.....banana republic
Pagan> cause its unemployed and smokes crack all day
Zeus> respect!
Pagan> *puff
Pagan> <<---half man, half amazing, half anaconda
Zeus> so you all ppl see is a piel in other words?!?!
Zeus> flap flap nogals
UberGremlin> i always thought it was fawp fawp
Zeus> oh my hat....i'm actually laffin for that
UberGremlin> flap sounds so flacid
Pagan> well, flacid is a rather strange term to use for something this big
Pagan> *looks down
fanks Zeus
UberGremlin> roflmao Pagan
Pagan> damn my oversized manly bits
UberGremlin> a curse huh?
Pagan> <---massive ogre penis gene
zoe_zoo> lol
Pagan> yip
UberGremlin> im happy with my 9inches
Pagan> neighbors hate it
Pagan> I cant do anal
UberGremlin> LOL
Pagan> screaming upsets them
UberGremlin> bhawbhwabha
Boerseun> lmao
UberGremlin> einnna
Zeus> you gawts small piel nir
Zeus> i can tell
Pagan> *chuckles
UberGremlin> who me?
Zeus> cos only on IRC can you make it out to be kak groot
Pagan> zeus. dude. is this gonna be a "my penis is bigger" convo?
Pagan> cause I have a cam
Pagan> and a ruler
Zeus> can you skip biets?!?!
Scotty> kewl
zoe_zoo> lol
Pagan> but I'm proud to annouce. my e-penis is currently 18"
Pagan> pvt me girls
NaughtyJ> 18 inches yar sure Pagan
Zeus> LMFAO @ Pagan
Pagan> its my e-penis
Pagan> it can be any size I want
NaughtyJ> hehehehhehe
Zeus> dewd....i want sum o dat pills you gawt
Pagan> the sad part is
Pagan> this IS sober pagan
NaughtyJ> 12 inches and the chicks will believe u
Pagan> must see me when I'm on
Pagan> eish
Pagan> *sigh
Pagan> NJ
Pagan> e-penis
Pagan> like e-mail
NaughtyJ> i knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Pagan> oh
Pagan> wanna see it?
Pagan> tottie.jpg 9.8mb
NaughtyJ> hehehehhe
NaughtyJ> uh uh
Pagan> high definition
Pagan> it rocks
Pagan> you could wallpaper your house with it
Pagan> the resolution is so fine
E-Tv Porn
cheryse> i wear the outit u wanna take off.............giving me control
FoxRacing> mmmm
FoxRacing> I am easy,I am easy,I take my own clothes off
cheryse> well i dont
cheryse> thats know fun
FoxRacing> lol
* cheryse looks around room....sori we being rude please continue ur conversations
FoxRacing> lol
Pagan> nono
Pagan> carry on
Pagan> we dont mind
Pagan> its like textual etv porn
cheryse> lol
cheryse> i hope i look beta than an etv prostitute
FoxRacing> yes u do
cheryse> u have to say that
Pagan> anything looks better than etv on my tv
Pagan> its got really kuk signal
Pagan> and gets fuzzy in waves
cheryse> lol
Pagan> so you get to see nipple like once every 10 seconds or so
Pagan> sometimes its not even a nipple :/
cheryse> lmao
FoxRacing> hahaha
Pagan> I'm worried I'm gonna start doing that squinting thing by instinct
Pagan> if I ever get laid chicky gonna think I'm lank odd
FoxRacing> lmao
FoxRacing> that will be funny
cheryse> lol
FoxRacing> Pagan,aslong as she is not squinting when she is look at ur penis
Pagan> actually she probably would
Pagan> you see, I dont get much sun on my bits
FoxRacing> hahaha
Pagan> so they very very white
cheryse> lol
FoxRacing> lol
Pagan> its part of the plan though, the glare means you cant look at it directly
Pagan> makes my tottie like even bigger
FoxRacing> mmmm
FoxRacing> I am easy,I am easy,I take my own clothes off
cheryse> well i dont
cheryse> thats know fun
FoxRacing> lol
* cheryse looks around room....sori we being rude please continue ur conversations
FoxRacing> lol
Pagan> nono
Pagan> carry on
Pagan> we dont mind
Pagan> its like textual etv porn
cheryse> lol
cheryse> i hope i look beta than an etv prostitute
FoxRacing> yes u do
cheryse> u have to say that
Pagan> anything looks better than etv on my tv
Pagan> its got really kuk signal
Pagan> and gets fuzzy in waves
cheryse> lol
Pagan> so you get to see nipple like once every 10 seconds or so
Pagan> sometimes its not even a nipple :/
cheryse> lmao
FoxRacing> hahaha
Pagan> I'm worried I'm gonna start doing that squinting thing by instinct
Pagan> if I ever get laid chicky gonna think I'm lank odd
FoxRacing> lmao
FoxRacing> that will be funny
cheryse> lol
FoxRacing> Pagan,aslong as she is not squinting when she is look at ur penis
Pagan> actually she probably would
Pagan> you see, I dont get much sun on my bits
FoxRacing> hahaha
Pagan> so they very very white
cheryse> lol
FoxRacing> lol
Pagan> its part of the plan though, the glare means you cant look at it directly
Pagan> makes my tottie like even bigger
Duct Tape
InnocentBob> Thats it!!!!ITS FROZEN PAINTBALLS FOR YOU LOT!!!!!!
Pagan> thats it!!!!!!!!!! cumballs for everyone
* Pagan starts making them now
Tandy> Oh great
Pagan> hang on a sec
Pagan> cumballs isnt actually a good idea
Pagan> storm would get hurt trying to catch them in her mouth the whole time
Storm> omg
Storm> pfffft
Storm> i so would not
Storm> PIG!
InnocentBob> pfffft???Flat tyre again??
* Pagan tries to inflate Storm vaginally
Pagan> *blows hard
Storm> LOL
Storm> u need to wait for that enlarger
Storm> i cant feel a thing
Storm> u should become a dentist :P
Pagan> u should become a gagreflexist
Pagan> I'll help u practice
Storm> Pagan: i bite!
Storm> hard!
Pagan> thats ok
Pagan> I'm kinky
Pagan> so its a win win situation
Pagan> so how bout that anal?
Pagan> you still keen?
Tandy> You're a big mouth
Storm> then u will really have fuckall :P
Tandy> thats what you are
Pagan> I got duct tape
Pagan> I have to have duct tape
Pagan> or else neighbors complain
Havoc> duck tape?
Havoc> what duck?
Pagan> screaming upsets them
InnocentBob> You tape up the duck????
Pagan> no, its only hamsters you have to tape up
Pagan> so they dont explode
Storm> o.O
Pagan> they make good condoms though
Franky> rough zooloo
Storm> omg
Pagan> ears are like natural ticklers
InnocentBob> Oh ja cool
Storm> i dont even want to know how u know that
Pagan> experience
InnocentBob> Bwahahahaha
* Storm dies
Storm> thats sick
* Pagan takes advantage
Storm> sick fucks!
* Storm leaves
Franky> dont u mean sick fuck?
Storm> thanks :P
Tandy> Guys
Franky> or did he do it more than once?
Pagan> thats it!!!!!!!!!! cumballs for everyone
* Pagan starts making them now
Tandy> Oh great
Pagan> hang on a sec
Pagan> cumballs isnt actually a good idea
Pagan> storm would get hurt trying to catch them in her mouth the whole time
Storm> omg
Storm> pfffft
Storm> i so would not
Storm> PIG!
InnocentBob> pfffft???Flat tyre again??
* Pagan tries to inflate Storm vaginally
Pagan> *blows hard
Storm> LOL
Storm> u need to wait for that enlarger
Storm> i cant feel a thing
Storm> u should become a dentist :P
Pagan> u should become a gagreflexist
Pagan> I'll help u practice
Storm> Pagan: i bite!
Storm> hard!
Pagan> thats ok
Pagan> I'm kinky
Pagan> so its a win win situation
Pagan> so how bout that anal?
Pagan> you still keen?
Tandy> You're a big mouth
Storm> then u will really have fuckall :P
Tandy> thats what you are
Pagan> I got duct tape
Pagan> I have to have duct tape
Pagan> or else neighbors complain
Havoc> duck tape?
Havoc> what duck?
Pagan> screaming upsets them
InnocentBob> You tape up the duck????
Pagan> no, its only hamsters you have to tape up
Pagan> so they dont explode
Storm> o.O
Pagan> they make good condoms though
Franky> rough zooloo
Storm> omg
Pagan> ears are like natural ticklers
InnocentBob> Oh ja cool
Storm> i dont even want to know how u know that
Pagan> experience
InnocentBob> Bwahahahaha
* Storm dies
Storm> thats sick
* Pagan takes advantage
Storm> sick fucks!
* Storm leaves
Franky> dont u mean sick fuck?
Storm> thanks :P
Tandy> Guys
Franky> or did he do it more than once?
Beetroots
Pagan > Does beetroot make cum red? I reckon it should
ToNiC > lol
Pagan > If you eat enough you pee red
Jellybean > lololol
Pagan > hmmmm
Bob1971 > Good question bud
* ~Jellybean shakes her head
Pagan > Thats tomorrows project then
Pagan > Along with, is semen flammable?
Jellybean > hahahah you obviously dont have much work to do pagan
Bob1971 > Ja Im gonna try it
Tan > lol
Pagan > No. I get bored
Jellybean > aaah ok
Bob1971 > Ill let you know how the experiment goes
Pagan > cool
Jellybean > lol
Jellybean > you two are nuts
Pagan > Haha. that should freak out mrs bob
Pagan > Esp up the nostril
Bob1971 > Ja hey hahaha
Jellybean > lolol
ToNiC > lol
Bob1971 > I see a plan here *eg*
Jellybean > oh dear
Pagan > Hehe. APRIL FOOL!
Pagan > booya
* ~Jellybean checks her calendar
Bob1971 > Ja lolol
Jellybean > hmm
Pagan > Haha. tell her you went to the doc. And its terminal unless you get a blow three times a day. At least
Pagan > Once its back to normal colour you'll live
Bob1971 > Hahaha ja now thats a plan
Jellybean > lol
Pagan > Hope u like beetroot
Bob1971 > Wonder if it will taste like beetroot,but Im going to have to pull the "Dont worry I wont cum in your mouth" lie
Jellybean > lol
Jellybean > damn im glad im not mrs bob hehe
Bob1971 > Jellybean hun Im innocent
Jellybean > lol riiiiiiiiight
Bob1971 > LOL
Pagan > Hehe
Jellybean > i know u better than that by now
Jellybean > and u pagan
Jellybean > you two are the chat clowns
Pagan > Nah. I'm naughty as hell
Bob1971 > Its Pagans fault
Jellybean > yeah that too
Jellybean > did he make u do it bob?
Jellybean > has pagan been a bad boy?
Pagan > Lol. Yip
Bob1971 > LOL
Jellybean > hmm
Jellybean > tonic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jellybean > matrix time hun
* &ToNiC puts on the matrix outfit with face
Jellybean > hehe you go girl
&ToNiC > yes jelly you called
Jellybean > pagans been baaad
Bob1971 > Ooh Matrix outfit
Pagan > Very baaad
ToNiC > pagan
Pagan > ja?
Pagan > is it kinky?
*< &ToNiC whispers to pagan
Bob1971 > Kinky is always good
*ToNiC asks are you ready
Pagan > Ja
* ~Jellybean gets popcorn and bandages
* &Pagan gets sommer 3 hardons
* &ToNiC gets not responsible
Jellybean > lmao
* &ToNiC backs off
Pagan > Dont be scared
ToNiC > lol
Pagan > If you eat enough you pee red
Jellybean > lololol
Pagan > hmmmm
Bob1971 > Good question bud
* ~Jellybean shakes her head
Pagan > Thats tomorrows project then
Pagan > Along with, is semen flammable?
Jellybean > hahahah you obviously dont have much work to do pagan
Bob1971 > Ja Im gonna try it
Tan > lol
Pagan > No. I get bored
Jellybean > aaah ok
Bob1971 > Ill let you know how the experiment goes
Pagan > cool
Jellybean > lol
Jellybean > you two are nuts
Pagan > Haha. that should freak out mrs bob
Pagan > Esp up the nostril
Bob1971 > Ja hey hahaha
Jellybean > lolol
ToNiC > lol
Bob1971 > I see a plan here *eg*
Jellybean > oh dear
Pagan > Hehe. APRIL FOOL!
Pagan > booya
* ~Jellybean checks her calendar
Bob1971 > Ja lolol
Jellybean > hmm
Pagan > Haha. tell her you went to the doc. And its terminal unless you get a blow three times a day. At least
Pagan > Once its back to normal colour you'll live
Bob1971 > Hahaha ja now thats a plan
Jellybean > lol
Pagan > Hope u like beetroot
Bob1971 > Wonder if it will taste like beetroot,but Im going to have to pull the "Dont worry I wont cum in your mouth" lie
Jellybean > lol
Jellybean > damn im glad im not mrs bob hehe
Bob1971 > Jellybean hun Im innocent
Jellybean > lol riiiiiiiiight
Bob1971 > LOL
Pagan > Hehe
Jellybean > i know u better than that by now
Jellybean > and u pagan
Jellybean > you two are the chat clowns
Pagan > Nah. I'm naughty as hell
Bob1971 > Its Pagans fault
Jellybean > yeah that too
Jellybean > did he make u do it bob?
Jellybean > has pagan been a bad boy?
Pagan > Lol. Yip
Bob1971 > LOL
Jellybean > hmm
Jellybean > tonic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jellybean > matrix time hun
* &ToNiC puts on the matrix outfit with face
Jellybean > hehe you go girl
&ToNiC > yes jelly you called
Jellybean > pagans been baaad
Bob1971 > Ooh Matrix outfit
Pagan > Very baaad
ToNiC > pagan
Pagan > ja?
Pagan > is it kinky?
*< &ToNiC whispers to pagan
Bob1971 > Kinky is always good
*ToNiC asks are you ready
Pagan > Ja
* ~Jellybean gets popcorn and bandages
* &Pagan gets sommer 3 hardons
* &ToNiC gets not responsible
Jellybean > lmao
* &ToNiC backs off
Pagan > Dont be scared
Harassing Perves
Freakish] hi
cybergirl] hi
Freakish] Are you touching yourself?
cybergirl] mmmmm do u want me too?
Freakish] oh yes
Freakish] But I can always come over and touch you myself
Freakish] I am well hung
* cybergirl runs her hands over her small breasts
Cybergirl] oooo really?
Cybergirl] how well?
Freakish] oooo I love small breasts
* cybergirl slides hand between thighs.....
Freakish] ooo yes baby
Freakish] Are you wet yet?
* cybergirl takes her hard cock in hand and strokes it while thinking of Freakish
** nick change » ( metatron )
metatron] tool :P
A few minutes later in the main channel........
Pagan> woohooo. I just finished downloading Harry Potter and the Ancient Secrets of Asian Sex
Freakish> Pagan, you inhto freaky stuff?
Pagan> ja, I'm freaky
Freakish> Wanna pvt Pagan? you a girl?
Pagan> I dont pvt
lean> yes pagan is a girl
* Jellybean pvts pagan over and over
Freakish> Why not Pagan? I am good
lean> and she is very sexy to
Pagan> you couldnt handle me
lean> Freakish u just keep on trying
Pagan> i only care about sex when I'm horny, when I'm not, I be like "omg eww liek no way"
Freakish> Pagan I can make you very horny
Pagan> hmmm
Pagan> might be an idea
Pagan> you have cam?
Freakish> No Pagan but a good imagination
Freakish> I can make you cum in seconds
Pagan> pity, if you had a cam I'd let you see my penis
Pagan> I mean tits
lean> lol at Pagan
Freakish> Pagan are you a girl or not, coz if you arent dont waste my time
Pagan> I could be, its irc
cybergirl] hi
Freakish] Are you touching yourself?
cybergirl] mmmmm do u want me too?
Freakish] oh yes
Freakish] But I can always come over and touch you myself
Freakish] I am well hung
* cybergirl runs her hands over her small breasts
Cybergirl] oooo really?
Cybergirl] how well?
Freakish] oooo I love small breasts
* cybergirl slides hand between thighs.....
Freakish] ooo yes baby
Freakish] Are you wet yet?
* cybergirl takes her hard cock in hand and strokes it while thinking of Freakish
** nick change » ( metatron )
metatron] tool :P
A few minutes later in the main channel........
Pagan> woohooo. I just finished downloading Harry Potter and the Ancient Secrets of Asian Sex
Freakish> Pagan, you inhto freaky stuff?
Pagan> ja, I'm freaky
Freakish> Wanna pvt Pagan? you a girl?
Pagan> I dont pvt
lean> yes pagan is a girl
* Jellybean pvts pagan over and over
Freakish> Why not Pagan? I am good
lean> and she is very sexy to
Pagan> you couldnt handle me
lean> Freakish u just keep on trying
Pagan> i only care about sex when I'm horny, when I'm not, I be like "omg eww liek no way"
Freakish> Pagan I can make you very horny
Pagan> hmmm
Pagan> might be an idea
Pagan> you have cam?
Freakish> No Pagan but a good imagination
Freakish> I can make you cum in seconds
Pagan> pity, if you had a cam I'd let you see my penis
Pagan> I mean tits
lean> lol at Pagan
Freakish> Pagan are you a girl or not, coz if you arent dont waste my time
Pagan> I could be, its irc
S.A. Porn
Pagan> you guys are lucky I cant be witty in afrikaans
Pagan> come to think of it though
DeadMan> hehehe
Pagan> just trying to speak it can be classified as funny
DarkElfie> lol
Bob1971> LOL
Pagan> its wierd though
Pagan> go to jhb and even the carguards are like "totsiens, geniet jou dag"
Pagan> and I'm like "wtf?"
DeadMan> u should listen 2 afrikaans heavy metal
DeadMan> ull piss urself
Bob1971> LOL
DeadMan> die taal is nou ma net nie daarvoor gemaak nie
Pagan> ever wonder why they dont make afrikaans porn?
Pagan> I do
DeadMan> ja,ja,ja,ja,ja
Pagan> with bad subtitles, or direct translations
Pagan> that would rock
Pagan> actually
Pagan> is it possible to have an orgasm while pissing yourself aughing?
Pagan> maybe I should find some midget porn to test the theory
Pagan> know who I wanna see in some good sa porn
Pagan> that riaan crywagen ou
Pagan> just to see if his hair messes up
DarkElfie> lol
cirus> sick that is sick
cirus> Rian Porn Damn
DeadMan> what about fiona from weakestlink
DeadMan> now she'll pull that nun shit on u
Pagan> oh hell no
Pagan> I would never ever knob fiona
Pagan> can you imagine you giving it your best go
DeadMan> me nether
Pagan> and she's busy harrassing your ass
Pagan> goddamn
cirus> Rian and Fiona ? God messed up Shit
Pagan> come to think of it though
DeadMan> hehehe
Pagan> just trying to speak it can be classified as funny
DarkElfie> lol
Bob1971> LOL
Pagan> its wierd though
Pagan> go to jhb and even the carguards are like "totsiens, geniet jou dag"
Pagan> and I'm like "wtf?"
DeadMan> u should listen 2 afrikaans heavy metal
DeadMan> ull piss urself
Bob1971> LOL
DeadMan> die taal is nou ma net nie daarvoor gemaak nie
Pagan> ever wonder why they dont make afrikaans porn?
Pagan> I do
DeadMan> ja,ja,ja,ja,ja
Pagan> with bad subtitles, or direct translations
Pagan> that would rock
Pagan> actually
Pagan> is it possible to have an orgasm while pissing yourself aughing?
Pagan> maybe I should find some midget porn to test the theory
Pagan> know who I wanna see in some good sa porn
Pagan> that riaan crywagen ou
Pagan> just to see if his hair messes up
DarkElfie> lol
cirus> sick that is sick
cirus> Rian Porn Damn
DeadMan> what about fiona from weakestlink
DeadMan> now she'll pull that nun shit on u
Pagan> oh hell no
Pagan> I would never ever knob fiona
Pagan> can you imagine you giving it your best go
DeadMan> me nether
Pagan> and she's busy harrassing your ass
Pagan> goddamn
cirus> Rian and Fiona ? God messed up Shit
Pirate Pagan
PiratePagan> *sigh
Storm> and now?
PiratePagan> is nudity too much to ask?
Storm> seems so
Storm> cos i havent recieved it yet
PiratePagan> awwwwww man
PiratePagan> :P
PiratePagan> one of these days u gonna kuk yourself
Storm> really?
PiratePagan> ja
Storm> is that a threat?
PiratePagan> cause I'll do it
PiratePagan> maybe
PiratePagan> is a huge tottie threatening to you?
Storm> lol @ maybe
PiratePagan> lol
Storm> Pagan im not scared
Storm> BRING IT!
PiratePagan> right
* Storm refreshes her inbox
Storm> i dont do limp either ;p
PiratePagan> lololol
PiratePagan> then u gotta go AAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Storm> now?
Storm> ok
Storm> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Storm> lol
* PiratePagan gets hard BOOOOOOOING!!!
PiratePagan> fuckit
Storm> pmsl
PiratePagan> you be the pirate
PiratePagan> I'll be the barmans daughter
Storm> WUSS
PiratePagan> lolol
PiratePagan> eish
PiratePagan> we have funny convo's in pvt
PiratePagan> you're wierd
Storm> lolol
Storm> is not
PiratePagan> its ok
PiratePagan> I find that sexy
Storm> lol
Storm> and now?
PiratePagan> is nudity too much to ask?
Storm> seems so
Storm> cos i havent recieved it yet
PiratePagan> awwwwww man
PiratePagan> :P
PiratePagan> one of these days u gonna kuk yourself
Storm> really?
PiratePagan> ja
Storm> is that a threat?
PiratePagan> cause I'll do it
PiratePagan> maybe
PiratePagan> is a huge tottie threatening to you?
Storm> lol @ maybe
PiratePagan> lol
Storm> Pagan im not scared
Storm> BRING IT!
PiratePagan> right
* Storm refreshes her inbox
Storm> i dont do limp either ;p
PiratePagan> lololol
PiratePagan> then u gotta go AAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Storm> now?
Storm> ok
Storm> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Storm> lol
* PiratePagan gets hard BOOOOOOOING!!!
PiratePagan> fuckit
Storm> pmsl
PiratePagan> you be the pirate
PiratePagan> I'll be the barmans daughter
Storm> WUSS
PiratePagan> lolol
PiratePagan> eish
PiratePagan> we have funny convo's in pvt
PiratePagan> you're wierd
Storm> lolol
Storm> is not
PiratePagan> its ok
PiratePagan> I find that sexy
Storm> lol
Irritating Nana
* nana-phone is now known as bananagirl
* Evilitynity is now known as HadphonesexwithNana
* HadphonesexwithNana lights a smoke
bananagirl> tsk!
bananagirl> stop that HadphonesexwithNana!
Misty23> rofl banangirl
jam> Rofl
bananagirl> i have some ambition you know!
bananagirl> ggrr
* HadphonesexwithNana is now known as WantcamsexwithNana
River> lmao
* WantcamsexwithNana is now known as Pagan
bananagirl> omf WantcamsexwithNana
bananagirl> im gonna bitch slap you so hard man
bananagirl> tsk
Pagan> ok
Pagan> I dont mind
Pagan> shit like that turns me on
bananagirl> it'll hurt
bananagirl> *hands on hops*
bananagirl> dont make me!
Pagan> the more the better
Pagan> *hardon
Aaaannnndddd........
bananagirl> jeez.. shopping was great ok
bananagirl> i bought loads of things
bananagirl> :)
Ally> just dont be like me and get a shoe fettish nana
bananagirl> haha Ally,.. more like tracksuits
bananagirl> eish i bough 7
bananagirl> ;/
Pagan> I'm addicted to internet shopping :/
Pagan> bought 5 internets the other day
bananagirl> yar
bananagirl> 7 tracksuits
Pagan> why nana?
Pagan> you gotta sew them into one big one?
* Evilitynity is now known as HadphonesexwithNana
* HadphonesexwithNana lights a smoke
bananagirl> tsk!
bananagirl> stop that HadphonesexwithNana!
Misty23> rofl banangirl
jam> Rofl
bananagirl> i have some ambition you know!
bananagirl> ggrr
* HadphonesexwithNana is now known as WantcamsexwithNana
River> lmao
* WantcamsexwithNana is now known as Pagan
bananagirl> omf WantcamsexwithNana
bananagirl> im gonna bitch slap you so hard man
bananagirl> tsk
Pagan> ok
Pagan> I dont mind
Pagan> shit like that turns me on
bananagirl> it'll hurt
bananagirl> *hands on hops*
bananagirl> dont make me!
Pagan> the more the better
Pagan> *hardon
Aaaannnndddd........
bananagirl> jeez.. shopping was great ok
bananagirl> i bought loads of things
bananagirl> :)
Ally> just dont be like me and get a shoe fettish nana
bananagirl> haha Ally,.. more like tracksuits
bananagirl> eish i bough 7
bananagirl> ;/
Pagan> I'm addicted to internet shopping :/
Pagan> bought 5 internets the other day
bananagirl> yar
bananagirl> 7 tracksuits
Pagan> why nana?
Pagan> you gotta sew them into one big one?
Nepp's Adventure
lol, this is actually one of my all-time favourites, but a bit of background info is in order.
Saturday morning, 7am, hungover as hell. Now neppy is from zim, so we give him alot of grief about it, this particular morning, as he logged on, I cloned myself as Goat.
* Goat looks around
Nita> Hello goat
* n3ptun3z kicks Pagan dressed up in goat skin
Goat> BAAAAAAAAAA! (eeeeeeeeeeek!)
* Goat runs
n3ptun3z> lol
B> did u mention Goat n3ptun3z?
* Goat hides the anal lube
Nita> LOL! Lemme try *kicks Pagan*
n3ptun3z> yar **nods**
B> ))
* Goat puts on chastity belt and saddle
Nita> LOL!
Ishtar> lol Goat
* Goat takes viagra and speed
* Goat eyes n3ptun3z
Goat> heeeeeeeeeeeey baby
Goat> asl?
Nita> Um, is that a good thing?
Goat> not for neppy
Goat> *eyebrow waggle
Goat> ummm. I mean....baaaaaaaaaa!!
B> HAHAHAH
Ishtar> pmsl
Nita> Hmmmm, anyone for coffee?
* Nita hands around coffee
B> yes please Nita
Pagan> I'm on my 5th cuppacino already
Pagan> hangovers going away though
Nita> Luckily Goats don't drink coffee
B> well that is good Pagan
* Goat dry humps n3ptun3z leg.....sometimes you gotta show em whose boss
Goat> umpf
Goat> umpf
Goat> umpf
n3ptun3z> rofl
HotBot> lol
Nita> I've never even had a hangover
Nita> Hehe
* n3ptun3z smacks goat on nose
n3ptun3z> behave ur scrawny ass now
* Goat gets turned on
Nita> Whoohoo, getting interesting
* n3ptun3z pours pepper in goats nose
* Goat headbutts n3ptun3z unconsious
* Goat takes advantage
Nita> I can't watch
Goat> its not gonna be pretty
* n3ptun3z forces Nita's eyes open
Nita> LOL
* Goat applies lube to n3ptun3z
n3ptun3z> pay attention.. ur my witness!!
n3ptun3z> i are getting gang raped by 1 goat :/
n3ptun3z> dont ask how
* Goat sets up camcorder to record and upload onto zimgoatsex.com
n3ptun3z> just watch
Goat> its not rape
Nita> *ponders if humping neppy's leg wouldn't be such a bad idea after all
Goat> its suprise sex
* n3ptun3z pretends to be unconcious
* Goat tweaks his nipple
Goat> *tweak
* Nita pours ice water all over neppy
Nita> You conscious yet?
* Nita prepares to give neppy CPR
* Goat prepares to give neppy good hot anal lovin
* Nita gives neppy mouth to mouth
* Goat gives neppy to bum
* Nita slaps goat
Goat> wow. nita. double team. w00t
Goat> ^5
Saturday morning, 7am, hungover as hell. Now neppy is from zim, so we give him alot of grief about it, this particular morning, as he logged on, I cloned myself as Goat.
* Goat looks around
Nita> Hello goat
* n3ptun3z kicks Pagan dressed up in goat skin
Goat> BAAAAAAAAAA! (eeeeeeeeeeek!)
* Goat runs
n3ptun3z> lol
B> did u mention Goat n3ptun3z?
* Goat hides the anal lube
Nita> LOL! Lemme try *kicks Pagan*
n3ptun3z> yar **nods**
B> ))
* Goat puts on chastity belt and saddle
Nita> LOL!
Ishtar> lol Goat
* Goat takes viagra and speed
* Goat eyes n3ptun3z
Goat> heeeeeeeeeeeey baby
Goat> asl?
Nita> Um, is that a good thing?
Goat> not for neppy
Goat> *eyebrow waggle
Goat> ummm. I mean....baaaaaaaaaa!!
B> HAHAHAH
Ishtar> pmsl
Nita> Hmmmm, anyone for coffee?
* Nita hands around coffee
B> yes please Nita
Pagan> I'm on my 5th cuppacino already
Pagan> hangovers going away though
Nita> Luckily Goats don't drink coffee
B> well that is good Pagan
* Goat dry humps n3ptun3z leg.....sometimes you gotta show em whose boss
Goat> umpf
Goat> umpf
Goat> umpf
n3ptun3z> rofl
HotBot> lol
Nita> I've never even had a hangover
Nita> Hehe
* n3ptun3z smacks goat on nose
n3ptun3z> behave ur scrawny ass now
* Goat gets turned on
Nita> Whoohoo, getting interesting
* n3ptun3z pours pepper in goats nose
* Goat headbutts n3ptun3z unconsious
* Goat takes advantage
Nita> I can't watch
Goat> its not gonna be pretty
* n3ptun3z forces Nita's eyes open
Nita> LOL
* Goat applies lube to n3ptun3z
n3ptun3z> pay attention.. ur my witness!!
n3ptun3z> i are getting gang raped by 1 goat :/
n3ptun3z> dont ask how
* Goat sets up camcorder to record and upload onto zimgoatsex.com
n3ptun3z> just watch
Goat> its not rape
Nita> *ponders if humping neppy's leg wouldn't be such a bad idea after all
Goat> its suprise sex
* n3ptun3z pretends to be unconcious
* Goat tweaks his nipple
Goat> *tweak
* Nita pours ice water all over neppy
Nita> You conscious yet?
* Nita prepares to give neppy CPR
* Goat prepares to give neppy good hot anal lovin
* Nita gives neppy mouth to mouth
* Goat gives neppy to bum
* Nita slaps goat
Goat> wow. nita. double team. w00t
Goat> ^5
WWJD
* InnocentBob has joined #hottub
* AngelMouse trips InnocentBob on his way in
InnocentBob> O.o
* Pagan thinks WWJD and helps bob up
InnocentBob> LOL
InnocentBob> Bwahahaha
InnocentBob> pmsl
AngelMouse> Pagan, that is so funny
InnocentBob> Thanks bud
AngelMouse> ha ha bloody ha
Pagan> I thought so
InnocentBob> Good samamritan
Havoc> lol @ WWJD
AngelMouse> Pagan, are you making fun of me?
Pagan> no
Pagan> if I was trying to mock you I woulda said WTFWJD
Pagan> which i never
AngelMouse> coz, i will with immediate effect stop stalking you
InnocentBob> I did to,infact thats the hardest I have laughed for a while
Pagan> glad I could help
------------later-------------
dude> havoc r u gay
Havoc> not anymore dude
Havoc> i was once
Havoc> but then i thought
Havoc> WWJD
* Pagan is now known as WWJD
WWJD> hmmm
InnocentBob> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
* WWJD is now known as WTFWJD
Tandy> Guys
Tandy> Stop that
* WTFWJD glares at them
dude> wwjd thats not a nice nic
* WTFWJD points at himself
Tandy> Change your nicks please
* WTFWJD is now known as WWPD
WWPD> what would pagan do
WWPD> I know...
Havoc> lol
dude> dude im not a religious freak but thats just below the belt
WWPD> so?
InnocentBob> It is expected of people to respect others right to religious beliefs,is it fair then to expect people to respect the fact that I could care less for religion? Interesting thought
Havoc> yeah ^5 bob, works both ways
WWPD> god save us from religion :/
WWPD> I thought it was a valid point
WWPD> I approve
WWPD> carry on
Franky> bbl - i need to pray for u bob :-)
WWPD> me too frank
WWPD> and dont forget to pray for my lesbians
WWPD> I do
InnocentBob> LOL
WWPD> I sommer pray to all of them
WWPD> someone will eventually give me some lesbians
WWPD> this week its allah
WWPD> I'm not looking forward to being jewish though
WWPD> I hear circumcision is a bitch
WWPD> hope they give me a clipon foreskin for after that
InnocentBob> Bwahahaha
Tandy> Idiots
Ishtar> Retards
* AngelMouse trips InnocentBob on his way in
InnocentBob> O.o
* Pagan thinks WWJD and helps bob up
InnocentBob> LOL
InnocentBob> Bwahahaha
InnocentBob> pmsl
AngelMouse> Pagan, that is so funny
InnocentBob> Thanks bud
AngelMouse> ha ha bloody ha
Pagan> I thought so
InnocentBob> Good samamritan
Havoc> lol @ WWJD
AngelMouse> Pagan, are you making fun of me?
Pagan> no
Pagan> if I was trying to mock you I woulda said WTFWJD
Pagan> which i never
AngelMouse> coz, i will with immediate effect stop stalking you
InnocentBob> I did to,infact thats the hardest I have laughed for a while
Pagan> glad I could help
------------later-------------
dude> havoc r u gay
Havoc> not anymore dude
Havoc> i was once
Havoc> but then i thought
Havoc> WWJD
* Pagan is now known as WWJD
WWJD> hmmm
InnocentBob> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
* WWJD is now known as WTFWJD
Tandy> Guys
Tandy> Stop that
* WTFWJD glares at them
dude> wwjd thats not a nice nic
* WTFWJD points at himself
Tandy> Change your nicks please
* WTFWJD is now known as WWPD
WWPD> what would pagan do
WWPD> I know...
Havoc> lol
dude> dude im not a religious freak but thats just below the belt
WWPD> so?
InnocentBob> It is expected of people to respect others right to religious beliefs,is it fair then to expect people to respect the fact that I could care less for religion? Interesting thought
Havoc> yeah ^5 bob, works both ways
WWPD> god save us from religion :/
WWPD> I thought it was a valid point
WWPD> I approve
WWPD> carry on
Franky> bbl - i need to pray for u bob :-)
WWPD> me too frank
WWPD> and dont forget to pray for my lesbians
WWPD> I do
InnocentBob> LOL
WWPD> I sommer pray to all of them
WWPD> someone will eventually give me some lesbians
WWPD> this week its allah
WWPD> I'm not looking forward to being jewish though
WWPD> I hear circumcision is a bitch
WWPD> hope they give me a clipon foreskin for after that
InnocentBob> Bwahahaha
Tandy> Idiots
Ishtar> Retards
MORE whale semen
* Bob1971 looks at Pagan,what's that story with the Whale cum again?
Pagan> whale produces like 40 gallons of sperm a shot
Pagan> you know how much shampoo you can make on 40 gallons of whale sperm?
* Pagan ponders
Bob1971> LOL
Pagan> hmmm
Pagan> that would be a interesting job
Pagan> whale masturbation technician
* Pagan puts on hardhat and goggles
MoEy> imagine sallowing 40 gallons of sperm?
Pagan> or imagine a bukkake party
Pagan> gddaamn
Anni> lol
Pagan> be like BOOOOYA!!!!!!! *splat
* Dot falls over
Whale> lol
SuperNova> you know theres an industry of that stuff.. sperm trading and selling. lotsa stories of barrels of it being stolen
Bob1971> No man!!!NOOIT!!!
Pagan> hahaha
Pagan> you know how everyone loves seeing a celebrity slimed
Pagan> like the whole bucket-o-slime over their head thing
Pagan> I wanna see paris hilton + 40 gallons of whale sperm
Pagan> I'd PAY to see that shit
SuperNova> lol
Pagan> whale produces like 40 gallons of sperm a shot
Pagan> you know how much shampoo you can make on 40 gallons of whale sperm?
* Pagan ponders
Bob1971> LOL
Pagan> hmmm
Pagan> that would be a interesting job
Pagan> whale masturbation technician
* Pagan puts on hardhat and goggles
MoEy> imagine sallowing 40 gallons of sperm?
Pagan> or imagine a bukkake party
Pagan> gddaamn
Anni> lol
Pagan> be like BOOOOYA!!!!!!! *splat
* Dot falls over
Whale> lol
SuperNova> you know theres an industry of that stuff.. sperm trading and selling. lotsa stories of barrels of it being stolen
Bob1971> No man!!!NOOIT!!!
Pagan> hahaha
Pagan> you know how everyone loves seeing a celebrity slimed
Pagan> like the whole bucket-o-slime over their head thing
Pagan> I wanna see paris hilton + 40 gallons of whale sperm
Pagan> I'd PAY to see that shit
SuperNova> lol
Shampoo
bandit> did you know ........
Tan> lol
bandit> they say the best thing for a woman to use to wash her hair is semen .......... lotsa protein :)
Tan> eish I'd rather wash my hair with beer :P
Jellybean> lol same here tan
* PiratePagan starts producing semen for new range of shampoo
PiratePagan> Pagan on tap
PiratePagan> think it'll be popular?
PiratePagan> comes in two flavours
PiratePagan> regular and chunky
Jellybean> hahahahaha
Bob1971> I keel you
Tan> lol
bandit> they say the best thing for a woman to use to wash her hair is semen .......... lotsa protein :)
Tan> eish I'd rather wash my hair with beer :P
Jellybean> lol same here tan
* PiratePagan starts producing semen for new range of shampoo
PiratePagan> Pagan on tap
PiratePagan> think it'll be popular?
PiratePagan> comes in two flavours
PiratePagan> regular and chunky
Jellybean> hahahahaha
Bob1971> I keel you
Whale Semen
Dot> well you asked the right guy, i'm a whale biologist
PiratePagan> whale?
PiratePagan> biologist?
PiratePagan> what a coincidence
PiratePagan> anyone wanna hear an amazing fact about whales?
Bob1971> Ag no dude
PiratePagan> ja man
Bob1971> Thats an old story
PiratePagan> ssssh
PiratePagan> be quiet
Bob1971> LOL
* PiratePagan sets mode :+whalesemen Bob1971
Bob1971> Hahahaha
Tan> lol
PiratePagan> so
PiratePagan> who wants to hear it?
Tan> i do
bandit> not me
PiratePagan> coooool
PiratePagan> DID U KNOW...
PiratePagan> *drumroll
PiratePagan> whales produce on average around 40 gallons of semen per ejaculation
PiratePagan> but only 10% reaches its mate
PiratePagan> which explains why the sea is so salty
Tan> good grief
Tan> lol
Tan> what happens to the other 90% semen?
Jellybean> lol
PiratePagan> into the sea
PiratePagan> duh
PiratePagan> =salty water
Tan> no man lol
Nickel> ok:(
PiratePagan> semen is salty you know
Nickel> ok:(
PiratePagan> no wait
PiratePagan> other way around
Tan> you've tasted semen ?
PiratePagan> its actually mainly glucose
PiratePagan> its just that it tastes salty cause your sweet taste buds are at the tip of your tongue
PiratePagan> and not the back of your throat
PiratePagan> according to bob anyway
PiratePagan> whale?
PiratePagan> biologist?
PiratePagan> what a coincidence
PiratePagan> anyone wanna hear an amazing fact about whales?
Bob1971> Ag no dude
PiratePagan> ja man
Bob1971> Thats an old story
PiratePagan> ssssh
PiratePagan> be quiet
Bob1971> LOL
* PiratePagan sets mode :+whalesemen Bob1971
Bob1971> Hahahaha
Tan> lol
PiratePagan> so
PiratePagan> who wants to hear it?
Tan> i do
bandit> not me
PiratePagan> coooool
PiratePagan> DID U KNOW...
PiratePagan> *drumroll
PiratePagan> whales produce on average around 40 gallons of semen per ejaculation
PiratePagan> but only 10% reaches its mate
PiratePagan> which explains why the sea is so salty
Tan> good grief
Tan> lol
Tan> what happens to the other 90% semen?
Jellybean> lol
PiratePagan> into the sea
PiratePagan> duh
PiratePagan> =salty water
Tan> no man lol
Nickel> ok:(
PiratePagan> semen is salty you know
Nickel> ok:(
PiratePagan> no wait
PiratePagan> other way around
Tan> you've tasted semen ?
PiratePagan> its actually mainly glucose
PiratePagan> its just that it tastes salty cause your sweet taste buds are at the tip of your tongue
PiratePagan> and not the back of your throat
PiratePagan> according to bob anyway
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