Dont rattle my cage

* TBG makes a mental note: mythic does not swallow
mythic> lol nah i gargle
TBG> Aaaargh, sis.
Evergreen> LOLOL
TBG> *shudders*
mythic> lol oh hush - you started
Evergreen> oh damn, im getting visuals now :(
Evergreen> lol
TBG> I know I did and I regret it, mythic.
mythic> moving on
mythic> ;)
Evergreen> swiftly
TBG> Yes please.
mythic> hahahahahaha
Pagan> actually
Pagan> fuck spit or swallow
Pagan> i have a high sperm count
Pagan> u chew on me :D
* Pagan sits back and lets it sink in
Evergreen> rofl
Evergreen> nooooooooooooo
mythic> PAGAN!!!!!!!!!
TBG> Dude.
Evergreen> noooooooooooooo
Evergreen> nooooooooooooo
Pagan> bet tbg has a bad taste in his mouth right now

Ai, karamba!

* Aphrael stfu and sits in her corner
Ssammy> why Aphrael???
Aphrael> well, karamba don't wanna accept my help
* TBG raises an eyebrow
Aphrael> don't thank me either
TBG> Ai, karamba!
Pagan> lol dont feel alone
Aphrael> lmao
mythic> lmao
Pagan> hahahahahahahaha

(bob"O"pagan)

* Bob1971 sets mode + naked on Jellybean
Jellybean> haha
Jellybean> mwah Bob1971
Jellybean> you dont wanna see me nekkid, trust me
Jellybean> its scary stuff
Pagan> i have brainphotoshop
Pagan> its called 'beer'
Bob1971> LOL @ brain photoshop
Pagan> men can drink cattle pretty
Pagan> true fact
* Jellybean walks off
Pagan> lol actually bud its funny
Jellybean> :(
Pagan> one day one dude is gonna ask the bean wtf she has bob tattooed on one side of her ass
Pagan> and pagan on the other
Bob1971> LOL
Bob1971> No shit
Pagan> (bob"O"pagan)
Bob1971> Hahahahahaha
Jellybean> rofl
* Pagan changes the topic to '(bob"O"pagan)'
Bob1971> Not x marks the spot but "O" marks the spot
Jellybean> lmao
Pagan> the imagery makes me lol
* Jellybean falls off her chair
Jellybean> oi!!! lol
Pagan> now now bob
Pagan> lets not be mocking the beans chocholate starfish
Pagan> the * is sensitive
Bob1971> LOL
Bob1971> Pmsl
Pagan> u have to ease into these kind of things
Bob1971> True that
Jellybean> hahahaha
* Pagan is now known as LubedPagan
LubedPagan> booya
Bob1971> ASL does assist remarkably well
* Jellybean slaps LubedPagan

Nigerian with tourettes scam

From: Pagan
Sent: 24 March 2010 03:36:35 PM
To: Dog



Dear fuck you asshole,


Uofej nyetiferyh unyid iityoveu I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United States dollars) into your accounts. Ieheb uajogozoo ojor iboreu yoas umynagojo.


Yqiseloz naepy. We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. Loujypeyx vyhoyi ydoz uuck you! Shit fuck peaqejo uvuzue feliyazile yjima yqaeopoha ivapuet ylyusuzofe aratucyt ziqealoocu.


Cock pussy bastard iijyuh oside yuosy ytupyfe aryn apav relyojaz aniwyh. The transfer is risk free on both sides. Bastard shit licker. Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, qukopueah izor akodosylu qatoyuke along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively motherfucker what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.


Please reply shit urgently