Twilight

Pagan> lol only cool thing about vampire lovers
Pagan> takes a brave man to surf the red sea
food> without tomato sauce i hope
Pagan> but a braver one to drink from it
Redhead> bleh!
Pagan> vampire dude will think its his birthday
Pagan> once a month
Pagan> booya
* Redhead gags Pagan
Xray-GirL> ok thats just disgusting
Pagan> ta :)

wtf man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <- 31 exclamation marks

Loki> kinny .... im getting shit from Incogfuckhead in pvt .... wth ?
kinny> how should i know ?
kinny> ask him
Loki> i did ...
Loki> its not my duty to deal with this shit ffs
kinny> Loki erm
kinny> what is your duty then ?
Loki> wtf man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loki> wtf man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:00] * Loki (Loki@g0d.oF.MischieF.cha0s.and.DestrucTion) Quit (Quit: Loki)
Pagan> lololol
Pagan> HAHAHAHAHAHA
HeRmiA> boy... someone got their periods
* Pagan lols
Pagan> BLOG!
Pagan> yay

Tarzan

Token_black_guy> 25... birthday's on Saturday, then I'll almost be in my late twenties :'(
Gorge> token_black_guy :)
Narsilion> Tbg that aint old arse
Pagan> he needs comfort sex Gorge
SaltySeaDog> halfway to 50 ey token_black_guy
Gorge> why comfort sex Pagan, and why aint u shagging him with ur huge penis?
Pagan> cause he'd probably scream like a girl
Pagan> thats no fine
Pagan> fun
Narsilion> Lol.
token_black_guy> But screaming like a man, would be?
Pagan> hard to scream like a man with a penis in your bum
Pagan> beat your chest and do tarzan?
token_black_guy> You sound sure of this, Pagan/
Pagan> ahhhhhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahhhhh
token_black_guy> Too sure.
Pagan> ^--NEVER gonna be the same again
Narsilion> Rofl
Pagan> i ruined tarzan for everyone
Pagan> lolz
token_black_guy> You have actually Pagan.

Assvader

Redhead> i'm the one with tits in our relationship
Redhead> plus i'm the bitchy one too
* Thorn waves
Thorn> buh bye
* Spartacus wonders why you botehr explaining this
* Kin3tiK takes 5 steps back and grinZ
LeeAmber> Any proof Red lol
Pagan> lol baby
Pagan> thats true
Pagan> i'm the nice one
Redhead> so no i would not like to continue this convo with u
* Kin3tiK is now known as Luke_Skywalker
Anakin> Thanks for informing me, red
* Luke_Skywalker pulls out his trusty Lightsaber
* Pagan is now known as Girth_Vader
Anakin> not ASS vader?
* Girth_Vader is now known as Ass_Vader
* Ass_Vader assvades Anakin
Ass_Vader> who'se your daddy?
* Ass_Vader is now known as Pagan
LeeAmber> hahahahahaha lmfao @ Vader
* Anakin was kicked by Luke_Skywalker (May the force be with everyone who crosses your path .. just dont annoy our chatters)
Luke_Skywalker> oh
Luke_Skywalker> dere it is
Thorn> yes
Thorn> I like it!!

BrutalFruitM> Pagan is it gone colder there?

BrutalFruitM> Pagan is it gone colder there?
Pagan> not really
Pagan> just wetter
BrutalFruitM> u like wet dont u Pagan
BrutalFruitM> lol
Pagan> nope
Pagan> although not actually, doesnt bother me
Pagan> lol i was even fishing in the rain this weekend
Pagan> and on the beach in the kinda rain
BrutalFruitM> so u had muddy beach sand in your ass Prude_F
BrutalFruitM> oops Pagan
BrutalFruitM> ffs
* BrutalFruitM moers his damn kboard
SLicK> LOL
Pagan> so u had muddy beach sand in your ass Prude_F <-lol token_black_guy> *ey
SLicK> Prude_F had a muddy ass ?
Pagan> wasnt me
Pagan> *kof
SLicK> that just sounds SOOOO wrong
SLicK> hahahahahahaha
bananagirl> lol
BrutalFruitM> lol
Prude_F> what i do now?
SLicK> MUDDY ASS!
bananagirl> sis
bananagirl> ;/
BrutalFruitM> it was a mistake
BrutalFruitM> tsk
Pagan> u thought sex on the beach was bad
Pagan> now we know what happens to chicks
bananagirl> ..
SLicK> rofl!
SLicK> yes!
BrutalFruitM> hahahahaha
Pagan> we dread the carpet burn
Pagan> they dread the mud
bananagirl> *gags*
Pagan> who would have knew
* token_black_guy lays in the foetal position in a corner
BrutalFruitM> like sandpaper in teh crack
Pagan> later
Pagan> when it dries
Pagan> hmmm
bananagirl> lmfao!
SLicK> haha Pagan
Pagan> be bad if cum makes it dry like cement
Pagan> wonder what i could eat to make it do that
Schwinn> Charmin
bananagirl> sis!!!!
SLicK> lol
* Schwinn gag's a lil
BrutalFruitM> Pagan thats when a dude knows he cant hav the chick on top
BrutalFruitM> or else he gonna get some polyfiller up his ass
Pagan> lol
Pagan> could be worse
Pagan> could be eskimo's
Pagan> did u know they dont have much oral sex?
Pagan> cumsicle death rate there is high
BrutalFruitM> lmao
SLicK> eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
Pagan> and u dont wanna lick it
SLicK> it's like frozen chicken
Pagan> imagine how bad that must be
* token_black_guy shakes head
BrutalFruitM> hahaha no muffing an eskimo chick
Pagan> stuck with your tongue frozen to a pussy
SLicK> :/
bananagirl> ;/
BrutalFruitM> your tongue will get stuck
bananagirl> oi oi
Pagan> in an igloo that smells like fish
Pagan> thats gotta suck
bananagirl> stoppit

Chocolate

Spartacus> what's wrong with chocolate now?
Pagan> i dont like chocolate
Pagan> its yukky
Spartacus> got the same chemicals as sex
Pagan> only for a girl
token_black_guy> Dude!
Pagan> i've never had a bar one that made me cum in my pants
Pagan> hope u havent
token_black_guy> You're missing out.
* Pagan backs away
Pagan> *from token more than anyone else

Rule 34

* strangefruit listens to Talk Talk and takes her mind back to a particular strip tease
GriM-ReapeR> Gawd,u horny ppl
token_black_guy> Talk Talk?
strangefruit> yes, Talk Talk - I know - odd choice of music - it was performed on a whim
token_black_guy> <--- stripped to NIN's Animal, once Pagan> *blink
Pagan> black guy stripping to NIN
Pagan> rule 34 in action
* Pagan mind blown
token_black_guy> Haha...
token_black_guy> Shush.

Church

Prude_F> hey...i've been to church
Prude_F> i was welcomed by name! omg how embarrassing
token_black_guy> I haven't been to church since I was confirmed... I failed to see a reason for going after that
Pagan> confirmed?
Prude_F> confirmed?
token_black_guy> yep.
Pagan> as?
Prude_F> like.....TBG you're confirmed as a person
Gorge> yes confirmed
Pagan> yes
Pagan> u are a person
Pagan> have a cookie
Prude_F> hahahahhaa
token_black_guy> Yep. But only so that I can make Catholic jokes, Gorge :P
Gorge> lolol token_black_guy
Pagan> actually
Pagan> would be funnier if u were a jew
Prude_F> hahahhahaa
Pagan> dreads with 2 jew curls in front
Pagan> that would rock
Prude_F> lmao
token_black_guy> Dude! That so would!
Prude_F> that would rock actually

Updog

* Spartacus has joined #AdultsOnly
Pagan> howzit Spartacus
Spartacus> hello
token_black_guy> Yo Spartacus.
Spartacus> hey dude
Spartacus> sup?
Pagan> updog
token_black_guy> Nothing. Just chillin'. You?
token_black_guy> What's updog?
Pagan> nothing much
Pagan> you?
Pagan> *booya!
Pagan> pagan +1
Spartacus> nothing much
Spartacus> :D

The Anti-Christ

2.0

LuLu> pagan, are you indian?
Pagan> why u ask that LuLu?
LuLu> just wanna know
Pagan> i'm not
Pagan> but everyone thinks that
Pagan> i dont know why
LuLu> I like indian men
Pagan> just cause i choon the choon
LuLu> some of them are very hot
Pagan> doesnt made me full moodly
LuLu> like my hubby
Pagan> i'm better than an indian man :D
Pagan> i can do manual labour
Pagan> hehe
PoKeRfAcE> lol
LuLu> are you spicy?
Pagan> yes
Pagan> charou 2.0
LuLu> bwahahahhahahahahhaha
Gabriella> Bwahahahahahah @ 2.0

Page 47

Pagan> hurro nita
Redhead> hello Nita :)
Pagan> hows u
Nita> i just totally fucked up my neck
Pagan> how?
Redhead> what did u do?
Pagan> page 47 karma sutra?
Nita> lol Pagan, i wish, you cant kama sutra by urself
Pagan> u can
Pagan> dont do page 47

Zooooom

[20:15] * Nita loves loves loves.........
[20:41] Pagan> BACON

God is a woman

PoKeRfAcE> lol silence fok
Pagan> sorry
Pagan> I was masturbating
PoKeRfAcE> lmao
Redhead> lol tsk :P
Dog> sorry
Dog> for a sec i had no hands to type with
PoKeRfAcE> lmao one holding ur dick and the other fondelling ur ass?
Redhead> lolol
Dog> jiss you clever PoKeRfAcE
Dog> howd you know
Dog> prostate stimulation rocks
Pagan> u'd think they'd put a g-spot on a better place on a man
Pagan> god is a woman
Pagan> I'm sure
Pagan> all like HAHA fuck u lol
PoKeRfAcE> lmao
Dog> so fucking true

Tongue

sleeping_beauty> pagan bring that tongue here
* Pagan tongue salutes
Pagan> hurro
* Middleclaw lewks at Pagan.....
* Pagan tongue waves hurro
Pagan> *licks eyebrow
Pagan> *wink
Pagan> bebe
lucie> Mwahs pagan
Pagan> hey lucie :)
Middleclaw> Pagan... Remeber Redhead....
Pagan> yes i do....why?
* Middleclaw points to the logs... (edited of corse)
Middleclaw> now behave.
Pagan> she said its ok if i get u into bed
Pagan> cause u hot
lucie> What?
Pagan> and its only gay if our balls touch
Pagan> so lekker
lucie> Gags
Middleclaw> eeewww Pagan

Castration

sirducer> bielie arrive in my priv again uninvited and ill castrate u ok u twit
Pagan> lolol
bielie> no problem that soud kinkie
Pagan> yes
jasmine> lmao
Pagan> castration is VERY kinky
Pagan> u must try it

For the durban ou's(cause not many other peeps would catch the joke)

jasmine> tell me
Pagan> lol, first I gotta know....u have any gold teeth?
jasmine> eish... how can u ask me that
Pagan> just need to know first
jasmine> ----> JHB hindian ok
Pagan> so
jasmine> no gold teef
Pagan> phew
Pagan> cause like I was thinking wtf is it about gold teeth
jasmine> lmao
Pagan> then I clicked on...face bling
asmine> hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha!
Pagan> cause they all dig it right
jasmine> Pagan u crack me up i swear
Pagan> funny how they all gotta look the same
Pagan> like a indian ready mould
Pagan> or reddy mould in this case
Pagan> actually, there was a thought that set that off this morning
jasmine> lol
Pagan> was thinking about a lil charou kid with lank bad gaps in his teeth
Pagan> and the dad all proud like
jasmine> lmao
Pagan> "so much of bling we can put in his mouth, right?"
Pagan> we gonna change your name bobby
Pagan> now your name is bling
Pagan> bling chetty
jasmine> stop i'm choking over here hahaaaaaaha

Madness

Loki> ffs ... what happened to the TIME
Pagan> Time is fleeting
theoneyouwant> ka ka ha a
fidgit> madness takes its toll
fidgit> but listen closely
theoneyouwant> why loki?
Pagan> But not for very much longer
fidgit> i've got to....
Pagan> Keep control
Loki> i rememeber doing the tiiiiiiiiime warp !?
Loki> :P
Loki> ffs
Pagan> DA DA NA NA DA
Loki> now that song is in my head
Pagan> Haha

^5

TinwomaN> pfftt - I hate making typos
BrutalFruitM> try typing with 2 hands TinwomaN
Pagan> type two hands TinwomaN
BrutalFruitM> :)
Pagan> I know its hard when I'm around
Pagan> but try
BrutalFruitM> ^5 Pagan
BrutalFruitM> lol
Pagan> ^4
BrutalFruitM> u got 4 fingers?
BrutalFruitM> lol
Pagan> yeah, freak masturbation accident
BrutalFruitM> lmfao

Natural Talent

Ssammy> oi oi oi now guys, no fighting over me, there is enuf of me to go around
Pagan> I'm first though
* Pagan pushes BrutalFruitM over
BrutalFruitM> how much is enuff Ssammy
* BrutalFruitM falls on top of Ssammy
Pagan> amateur
Ssammy> rofl
* Pagan trips and falls and lands with his penis inside 3 women in quick succesion
Pagan> THATS how you do it!
BrutalFruitM> lmfao
^vixen^> l0l
Ssammy> WOW Pagan, that is some stunt that you just pulled there *giggle*
BrutalFruitM> bet u never even felt it Ssammy
BrutalFruitM> lol
Pagan> yeah
Pagan> I'm like a pre-emtive strike....u dont see me cumming
BrutalFruitM> hahahaha

Choc Flavour Anal Lube

Dog> i brush my teeth Red. Smells like mint
Redhead> oh okay minty fresh is guddd
Dog> you know what minty lube costs at Adult World
Redhead> Dog u buy toothpaste there?
Dog> no silly
Dog> but...
Dog> i will ask if they stock it
Redhead> oh okay
Dog> any special flav you like?
* Pagan pays attention
* Pagan hides the chocolate flavour anal lube
Dog> lolololol
Dog> think ill give that one a skip
Pagan> imagine their faces if you ask at the counter if they have any
Pagan> then act indignant when they say no
Pagan> hahahaha
Dog> lololol
Pagan> LOL!
Pagan> even better, ask the manager at spar
Pagan> hahahahahaha
* Pagan lols of his chair
Dog> LOLOLOL
* Dog joins
Pagan> then ask if they'll source it for you
Pagan> lol, shit thats funny

Touche

Cis1982> its not in my evolved state of mind
polymath> you don't say .. :/
Cis1982> oh taushy polymath
polymath> lol
Cis1982> tooshay
Cis1982> *
polymath> *touchè
Diva> bwhahhahaha
Pagan> lol
Pagan> I liked that

STD's

* Vampyra Looks at her soup and then at pagan
* Pagan willing to swop blood for sex
* Vampyra Looks at her soup again - okay, calm down, soup dun carry diseases like blood do
* Pagan STD free....u need sex for that
Pagan> about the only std I've ever had was tennis elbow

Penis envy

Pagan> yes, only people that say "size doesnt matter" is people with little peepee's
Blue_Eyes_Babe> lol
SarahB> or women Pagan, women do not suffer from penis envy
Pagan> actually lots do
Blue_Eyes_Babe> lol
Pagan> but thats just usually a case of pagan penis envy
Pagan> my penis very popular ne

New song - Destiny

A song I made:

Enjoy

http://www9.zippyshare.com/v/98070847/file.html

Kick button

Dog> !kick Cyber_Sailor
Dog> still dont work
Pagan> type /quit kick
Pagan> it will enable it
* Dog (CHAT27web@Chatters-857F8B42.telkomadsl.co.za) Quit (Quit: kick)

34C

Trev> anyone female here a 34c cup?
Hannah> ohmygoodness - in my dreams
bittersweet> no Trev thats too small for the girls here
Pagan> some of these chicks have 34C nipples
Pagan> *runz
randomchick> bwahahahahahahaahahaha
Hannah> LOL
bittersweet> haha @ Pagan

Pose

* +Amaque Grinz at zoe, wow, what a nice poes with ur legs all over the place
Fairygodmother> chokes on choccie
polymath> LOL
zoe> omg!
zoe> Amaque!
gizmo> lol
MrNO> zomg!
zoe> pose or what?!
Amaque> Shit pose* that was a typo
zoe> bwahahahahhahahahahaha

Smelly Cat

Twinkles> Shadow-Cat: I'm sorry but your nick always make me think of Phoebe from friends smelly cat song
bittersweet> i have a cat named smelly cat
bittersweet> haha
Pagan> lol
Pagan> wonder why
Pagan> well
Pagan> smelly cat better than stinky pussy
bittersweet> haha
thedude> hahahahaha
Pagan> imagine standing at your door shouting for stinky pussy to come home
mimi24> lol Pagan
Vixen> bwahahahahahahahahah Pagan Nooit man
mimi24> nasty boy u
Twinkles> lol
bittersweet> no Pagan it was a stray and when we got it smelled really bad

Pacman

Sinful_Allure> .
celtic> .
solo> ..
Trouble> good point
celtic> ...
solo> ....
Pagan> ......<.......... <-PaganPacman WICCA WICCA WICCA
chicpea> lol!

Girlfriends

Phate> I've never had sex with another human before
Pagan> lol phate
Pagan> u got the same problem as me
Pagan> I really need a gf who's name doesnt end in .JPG
Phate> oh, that
wendz> lol
Zee> hahaha
Phate> yar, I know the feeling
Phate> Lately I've upgraded my woman though
Phate> No more .jpg kak
Phate> Now I'm cruising in the .flv lane
Pagan> I'm just waiting for i-max porn to take off
Pagan> 40 foot vagina in startling HD
Pagan> thats gotta rock
killer> hahahahahaha
Phate> woaw, i-max pr0n
Phate> Dude
Phate> that's hot
Pagan> is hey
Pagan> a clit bigger than me....
Pagan> *drool
Phate> zomg
Phate> ..er..
Phate> I need to go to the toilet
Phate> for about 2 mins
Pagan> brb: hardon
wendz> lmfao
Zee> hahahahahahaha

C**k

Phate> Nobody can mock lesbians man
Phate> They just rock
solo> They just rock ..but they dont take c**k
Pagan> all I wanna know is how do u pronounce c**k?
Pagan> doesnt quite roll of the tongue
Phate> Casteriskasteriskk
Phate> Kind of sounds like dwarfish from tolkien
Pagan> so "suck my Casteriskasteriskk" is right?
Pagan> eish
geisha> lololololol

Twice?

Vixen> k, I am bored
Pagan> I'll do u Vixen
Vixen> Pagan, givin that u wud do anybody... thats hardly a compliment
Pagan> lol
Pagan> ok
Pagan> I'll do u twice then
Pagan> hows that?
Vixen> PERFECT!!!
Pagan> once normally
Pagan> and once in the bum
Vixen> No man

This is why u dont paste your phone number on IRC

lifeguard> any woman that wants to chat with me here my no 0762945949
Gorge> omG
Gorge> lets all phone him
lifeguard> ill blow your mind
* lifeguard was kicked by Pagan (no)
SheDevil> omg spam the number spam the number
* mimi24 wondering y lifeguard sellin himself cheap
zoe> lifeguard that is just dumb :)
* Pagan changes topic to 'I'm ghei and like it in the bum. cheap rates and group discounts. 0762945949"
Vixen> bwahhahahahahahhhahahahahhaha
SheDevil> omg bwahahaha @ topic
geisha> wahahahahaaa :) @ Pagan
Zee> hahahahahahahaha

Asshole

Pagan> I always say "I'm not an asshole. you're just overly sensitive"
bulletproofbikini> lol
max> and does that work for u Pagan?
Pagan> not really
Pagan> but I'm an asshole
Pagan> so I dont care
max> lol
THEkayotic1> lol

VERY friendly hugs

Pagan> shoosh @ Hannah
* Pagan moves Hannah 5 spots down his to-do list
* Hannah bursts into tears and hangs on Pagan's legs
Pagan> lol Hannah. a VERY friendly hug might do the trick
Pagan> u know what a VERY friendly hug is?
Hannah> no
Pagan> thats where u hug my legs and have your way with me
Hannah> HAHA
Hannah> one VERY friendly hug coming right up
Pagan> groovy

Light beer

* killer hits vixen up a savanah with some ice on the side if she needs some
Vixen> lemon wud be beta
killer> nah wiskey is for people who like alchohol
killer> not people who pretend to drink who drink savanah
Vixen> :P
Pagan> lol killer
Pagan> like that light beer shit
Pagan> thats not for people that like drinking
killer> ya castle light
Pagan> its for people that like pissing alot
Vixen> lol

Cold sucks

alphamale> in days like these..hot choc does the trick
killer> nah fucking does the trick
killer> then a cigarette and hot chocalate after the shag
Pagan> lol
Pagan> bet eskimos dont fuck much
Pagan> or their chicks get killed alot by cumcicles
Jemma> hehe
killer> hahahahahaha

Dr Pagan

tamtam> Dr Pagan? bwhahah
Pagan> tamtam
Pagan> lemme take your temperature
Pagan> looks like you're hot
Pagan> and you've got a choice today :)
Pagan> anal or oral?
* Pagan unzips and pulls out his thermometer
tamtam> hahah Pagan
Ahlana_Demona> whahahaha pagan
Hannah> hahaha
tamtam> guess it will be oral then :P
Pagan> suits me

LipBalm

CrazyLittleFukka> Vagina flavoured lip balm??? wtf??
CrazyLittleFukka> Where can I get some????
Pagan> you can make your own crazy
Pagan> just mix some fishpaste into lipice
Pagan> sorted
randomchick> bwahahahahahahaha
CrazyLittleFukka> ROFL
CrazyLittleFukka> bwaaahahahahahaha

Evolution

Pagan> not many people can even do that
BrutalFruitM> u havent evolved Pagan
BrutalFruitM> u still a monkey
Pagan> nah, I can use my penis like a 3rd arm
Pagan> reach and grab kinda thing
irishrose> hahaha pagan
Pagan> how u think I play playstation AND drink
BrutalFruitM> dude thats fucking scary

Midgets

Pagan> you know what I wanna see
Pagan> midgets have normal sized tackle right
Pagan> so you take a midget
BrutalFruitM> no idea
BrutalFruitM> wtf u even thinking about that
Pagan> and put him in a wendy house type thing and film some porn
Gorge> for their sake i hope they have
Pagan> will look like a normal sized ou with a 3 foot cock
BrutalFruitM> lmfao
Gorge> ahahahahha WTF
Pagan> thats gotta rock
Gorge> lololol
BrutalFruitM> hahahahahaha
Gorge> fckn sick puppy
Zee> LOL

Semantics

Flutters> a woman's best friend is a gay guy they will never let u down
elena> true Flutters, and they will always give u an honest opinion about an outfit :)
Flutters> exactly elena u damn right gal
Pagan> lol
Pagan> "does this outfit make my bum look big?"
Pagan> "no. your ass makes your bum look big"
IndianGaL_cpT> lol
InDiGo_BaBe> lollllll Pagan
Flutters> bwhahaha Pagan
Hannah> lol
IndianGaL_cpT> lol
Pagan> lol funny how lil slips of the tongue can cause shit sometimes hey
Pagan> like once I MEANT to tune my ex "pass me the salt please"
Pagan> instead I said "You ruined my life you bitch"
Pagan> oops
launch> lol!!
Hannah> haha
randomchick> noooo Pagan
InDiGo_BaBe> bwahahahahha

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Sinful_Allure> do you think im fat?
Pagan> nah
Pagan> juuuust nice ;)
Sinful_Allure> thanks baby
* Sinful_Allure shows StickyPaws the middle fingers
* Pagan licks it
Pagan> w00t
Pagan> scoooooooore
Sinful_Allure> lol
StickyPaws> licks or likes?? dork??
Sinful_Allure> WOOOOSH!
Pagan> licks
Pagan> I KNOW where its been
Pagan> ha!
StickyPaws> siff
Sinful_Allure> ^5 Pagan!!!!!!!
Pagan> ^5

Kellogs Special K

CrazyLittleFukka> When a woman hits her early 30's....that's my opinion....I reckon that's their sexual prime
Pagan> agreed hey
CrazyLittleFukka> And besides...more women in their 30's want to try anal
CrazyLittleFukka> When they're in their 20's all they can think of is "Sies man"......that's dirty
CrazyLittleFukka> 5 years later they have an asshole like a bucket
CrazyLittleFukka> Bwaaahahahahaha
Pagan> actually I had that thought the other day
Pagan> u see those kellogs ads
Pagan> why bother with fibre
CrazyLittleFukka> The Special K ones....drop a dress size?
Pagan> anal will help you shit like a machine
CrazyLittleFukka> Bwaaahahahaha....so true
Indifferent> Ha ha ha
Pagan> yeah., " since I started this new breakfast I shit so lekker *big smile'
CrazyLittleFukka> Bwaaaaahahahahahahah

:)

* Miss_Behave hands Pagan the blowup doll and a dildo
Miss_Behave> have fun
* Pagan writes "Miss_Behave" on its forehead in permanent marker
* Pagan has fun

Tennis anyone?

Bob1971> How you bud?
Pagan> I'm rather groovy
Pagan> hows u
Bob1971> Bleh
Raptor> blah!
Pagan> why
Bob1971> I got this sinus shit again
* Pagan gets a tennis raquet
Pagan> this might hurt
Pagan> you've hurt the expression 'smack the snot out of you'
Pagan> its a old tennis term
Indifferent> Lol!
ShadowCaster> bwhahahaha omw
randomchick> lmao

Guitar Hero

Pagan> I just remembered, I gotta tell this story. omg I laughed this morning
Pagan> so the other night I snapped my E string, right
Pagan> and I know the one chicky here lives close to the music shop where I wanted to get strings, but its a mission for me to get there on time
Pagan> so I asked her to pop in yesterday after work and get it for me
Pagan> so picture the scene
Pagan> a lekker music shop, all the ou's that work there are serious rockers/metalheads
Pagan> guy working the front is bigger than me, fkn huge, with tattoos and a long goatee
Pagan> and this rather large indian woman walks in and asks him for "growling dogs bass guitar strings"
Pagan> apparently the look on his face was priceless
Pagan> AND she got a discount