Funnier Than a 25yo virgin

Funnier Than a 25yo virgin
that still lives with his mother

WARNING WARNING WARNING

Lots of rudeness, crudeness, and not nice words below

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Vader Sex

Gorge> someone entertain me im seriously bored!
Pagan> Gorge
Pagan> phone sex
Gorge> Pagan nah
Pagan> u speak deep, i speak deep
Pagan> we make it kinky
Gorge> then what?
Pagan> um
Pagan> not sure
Pagan> thats as far as i got
Pagan> u supposed to say ja, then we see
Gorge> LOL Pagan
Gorge> k, ok, ja, then we see
Pagan> yay deep voice phonesex
Pagan> i've seriously pulled darth vadar voice in bed before
* Gorge puts on a husky voice
Pagan> oh yeah baby
Pagan> *kkkkKKKCHTTTTT grrrrrr
Pagan> *SPPPPHRRTTTTTH
Gorge> HAHAHHAHA gawd id lol
Gorge> end of romantic night
Gorge> LOLOL!!!
* Pagan thrust *Kppprthchhh thrust *SPPPRrttttch thrust *keooowww keoooww
Pagan> etc
Pagan> i do shit like that
Pagan> i dont know why
Pagan> i think i have sexy tourettes
Gorge> lololol i think so too Pagan

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